I am Vardy

Hearing Rooney's proposal of nude photos, the England internationals have different thoughts, but more are still surprised and inexplicable.

It was originally a proposal to shoot ordinary photos, but it suddenly turned into a nude photo. Although it sounds like only two words are missing, it seems that it is just a few clothes, but you have to know that these two words and these clothes are exactly the same. The greatest progress of human civilization!

You let a person go out without clothes to try?

Are you shy?

Shame?

Except for children who don't understand shit, it is estimated that no one would do this normally!

And taking off clothes to take a photo is equivalent to appearing naked in front of people all over the world. It's scary to think about it!

There's no shame in being naked in front of other people, but you know what those crazy fans will do with your nude photos?

If it's a crazy female fan licking the screen, it's better, this is acceptable.

But if a muscular gay guy in a suit is smiling obscenely at your naked photos, you will probably go crazy!

Even if the atmosphere in England is more open, most players will not be able to accept such a proposal.

"I can show my upper body at most, so I don't have to think about my lower body!"

"The standard I can accept is wearing underwear!"

"I can accept a larger scale, but I can only show the back of the butt, absolutely not the front!"

"No, I'm very conservative. I have to wear clothes. Of course, the pants are casual... I feel so shy when I think about it!"

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The teammates talked in a hurry, expressing their views one after another.

Vardy sighed. In fact, he couldn't accept nude photos.

But even if he goes all out, if his teammates don't cooperate, there is no way to force them.

And just when everyone was talking about the sudden nude photo shoot, Ferdinand suddenly had a new idea!

"Although it is for charitable considerations,

But the nude photo is still a bit too big, even if we can accept it, I'm afraid many fans can't accept it! "

"Just imagine, if a male fan comes home with our nude photos, his wife will think that there is something wrong with his orientation! If it is a female fan, his husband will definitely be jealous!"

"That's why I don't think naked photos are feasible. Why don't we all wear women's clothes and shoot alternative photos, so the sales will definitely explode!"

Ferdinand gave everyone a serious analysis, but how did Vardy look at it, he felt that there was excitement in this guy's eyes.

Just like Rooney's excitement just now, Ferdinand is also excited with the hope that his wish will be realized soon.

I go!

What kind of friends do I make!

Why is there no normal one!

Now Ferdinand's mental activity must be like this--

I can finally fulfill my desire for many years. I have always wanted to wear girls' clothes, but I have never had the opportunity. Now the opportunity has finally come!

I want to wear a beautiful dress, I want to wear sexy stockings, I want to wear high heels...  

Ferdinand's proposal is even more shocking than Rooney's proposal just now, and even Vardy finds it a bit overwhelming!

Could it be that Ferdinand suddenly became interested in women's clothing because of the dress thief last time?

But even if you are interested, it should be because you are interested in women's clothing bosses. How did you become yourself and want to become a women's clothing boss?

Vardy couldn't help feeling: Living with these mentally ill people, I am so easy!

However, compared to the proposal of nude photoshoots, more people expressed that women's clothing is acceptable.

Think about it, although it's all out of charity considerations, you can't get rid of the suspicion of selling meat if you are naked.

But women's clothing is different, it can be regarded as an alternative idea, nothing is lost!

Because of a photo incident, the England team is already on the verge of exploding.

It's not that they don't want to shoot, it's just that some people can't accept the large scale, some people are willing to be naked, some people like women's clothing, because of this, everyone is arguing endlessly.

"Don't think that I don't know. You dare not be naked because your penis is too small, and you are afraid of being embarrassing!"

"It's better to take it out than you! Just say that you don't dare to dress up as a woman because you are ugly because you eat lotus root!"

"Do you understand what is sexy? Only being naked is sexy. Are you not afraid of women's clothes making people spit out?"

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England, which had a harmonious atmosphere, was almost split because of Vardy's actions!

In the end, it was Beckham who made up his mind. If he shoots normal photos, he shoots normal photos, if he shoots nudes, he shoots naked, and if he shoots women's clothing, he can freely implement them. Finally, they are put together to form a diversified multi-element photobook.

This time, everyone is happy, and everyone's requirements are met!

In the end, Vardy, the initiator, seemed to have become a background board, and no one cared about his thoughts at all.

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears, how can this be charity, it is simply to satisfy your perverted hobbies!

But this is nothing to blame, as long as the ultimate goal is achieved, no matter what method it uses!

After obtaining the approval of the FA, everyone decided to set the shooting date on the second day after the third game of the group stage. It will not delay too much time, and it will not affect everyone's rest. It will be regarded as relaxation after the game. !

Of course, if England can't appear in the group, then no one is in the mood to take a photo!

In fact, the qualifying situation of England's group is not complicated. England and Sweden also have one win and one draw, Paraguay and Trinidad and Tobago both have one draw and one loss. As long as Sweden and England draw in the final round, the two teams can win. Hand in hand to qualify.

And even if England loses the game against Sweden, whoever wins Paraguay or Trinidad, England still has a high chance of breaking through with the advantage of goal difference.

With a 4-0 win over Trinidad and Tobago, England has a goal difference of four, can Paraguay beat Trinidad by five more, or can Trinidad beat Paraguay by five more?

So England don't have to worry too much about qualifying.

However, after the problem of qualifying is resolved, it should be in front of us to appear as the number one in the group. This is also a realistic problem that cannot be avoided.

The top two in Group B where England is in will have to fight against the top two in Group A, which was arranged early in the schedule.

Who is in Group A?

The host team Germany!

In every competition, there is no doubt that the host team is the team that everyone is least willing to meet. In their home court, they have all-round advantages.

Germany and England are old enemies, even more heated than the confrontation between Brazil and Argentina in South America.

To say that England is afraid of Germany is not necessarily the case, but in their home court, England still has a big disadvantage, so it can be avoided or try to avoid premature encounters with Germany.

The day before the Group B match, the Group A match had all ended, and Germany had secured the first place in the group and advanced to the round of 16. Klinsmann's youthful storm caught the world's attention.

Ecuador was lucky to break out of the group and join hands with Germany.

Which to choose, Germany or Ecuador?

I'm afraid I wouldn't say Germany stupidly!

Therefore, England must compete for the first place in the group. As long as it does not lose to Sweden, England can realize this wish.

How strong is the Swedish team?

Vardy can only be said to be average, at least not a first-rate team, let's take a second-rate team in front of him!

I am Da Fengxian, Larson and Ljungberg. These are the three players that Vardy can only name. For the rest of Karlstrom and Mellberg, Vardy only said that he has heard the names.

Can you count on a few players to bring the Swedish team to the level of the world's top teams?

Let's wash up and sleep!

In terms of pre-match public opinion, there is a rush of optimism that England will beat Sweden to advance. After all, England performed very well in the second group match. As long as the state can continue, Sweden is definitely not an opponent.

One is a big favorite who has gone through twists and turns, and the other is stable, but the comparison of strength is still very obvious.

The Swedish side is really a little nervous. If England beats Sweden and another group match is won, then Sweden is likely to be squeezed out because of the goal difference.

This is definitely not a joke!

Can Sweden beat England recklessly?

Disaster!

How to do that?

The best is to play a tacit match with England, and the two sides will join hands to qualify, so everyone is happy!

In the last European Cup, Sweden and Denmark teamed up to play a "thrilling" tacit goal. The score of 2:2 made the whole world dumbfounded, and the Azzurri Italy was defeated in this way.

Therefore, Sweden, which has a previous record, naturally hopes to join hands with England to fight again. As for the noise of public opinion, they don't care, anyway, there are too many lice and they are not afraid of itching.

So the Swedish media began to hype the relationship between the UK and Sweden, such as friendship from generation to generation, all-round economic cooperation, non-governmental friendship, etc. It makes people feel that the two international players are as good as one person!

What's more interesting is that there is actually a Swedish media that Eriksson is talking about, saying that the Swedish coach coaching England is the best proof of the friendship between England and Sweden!

This is the legendary pig teammate!

It's okay not to mention this, but when it comes to Eriksson, England has to settle accounts with Sweden. Eriksson, an idiot, has made the England national team miserable!

Of course, everyone understands what the Swedish side means. It is nothing more than wanting to play a tacit match with England, and then everyone will qualify together. Communicate well in advance, so as to save time from worrying!

Seeing this reaction from the Swedish media, both Paraguay and Trinidad were blown away!

You guys are playing tacit ball, when the time comes, let us get out?

no way!

The media of the two countries started a public opinion war, and the spirit of fair competition was mentioned several times. Although it was not stated explicitly, the subtext was, don’t even try to play tacit ball!

Even the two football associations publicly asked FIFA to send a monitoring team to supervise the match between England and Sweden to prevent things that violate the principle of fair competition!

The Swedish side immediately refuted the rumors. The tacit understanding of the game is all nonsense. Sweden will not be so bottomless. You should worry about whether you can win the game.

However, the statement issued by the Swedish Football Association finally made everything simple and blurred.

——We will fight with all our strength until the last minute, we reject any action that violates the principle of fair play, and we reject the tacit understanding of the ball, but no one can predict what will happen after 90 minutes. If there is a draw, it will only be two teams fighting The true result of , without any other factors.