I am Vardy

When he woke up in the morning, Vardy couldn't help kissing the woman in his arms. This is a woman worthy of his love.

When Annie and herself drifted away, Kisti walked into her own world.

Intellectual, beautiful, sexy, gentle like water...

She has all the qualities of a perfect woman. Even though she is a little older than Vardy, she is still in the best period of a woman.

Kisti blinked her sleepy eyes, feeling Vardy's caress, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and her lazy posture made Vardy unable to extricate herself.

"Come with me to the World Cup!" Vardy whispered in Kisti's ear.

Tickled, Kisti stood up gracefully, not caring about having fun.

"Is this confessing to me?"

Vardy couldn't help coughing, feeling embarrassed.

If there are bystanders at this time, they must be extremely complaining.

You didn't know how to be embarrassed when you rolled the sheets, but now you know how to be embarrassed, it's really hypocritical!

Kisti likes to tease Vardy, a cute big boy, and the two couldn't help but kiss again.

Indeed, Vardy said that he wanted Kisti to accompany Vardy to the World Cup, which is actually no different from a confession.

Although the English wives were not well-known in the world at this time, but the wives and girlfriends who accompanied the players to the World Cup, how could there be irrelevant women!

In a morning's work, the two had confirmed their relationship and sprinkled dog food all over the floor.

I didn't have any thoughts of being sorry for Anne, because from the beginning to the end, the two of them were not a normal relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend.

Anne herself has Grace, which does not belong to Vardy alone. Even if the relationship between the two is unclear, Vardy has never shown his ownership.

And Annie has already made it very clear to Vardy that she will not prevent Vardy from finding a girlfriend.

this point is very important!

And now Annie doesn't even contact Vardy, so she probably lives a happy two-person world with Grace.

Vardy felt that there was really no need to bother others.

Your own happiness, the happiness of others, if the two kinds of happiness cannot be integrated, let them go their own way.

Maybe at the beginning the love was desperate, but now, everything has gone with the wind, leaving only faint memories.

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Kisti had to do a show and left early, while the entire Manchester United team rushed back to Manchester, where there will be a grand celebration.

Even if the Glazer family is stingy, it is impossible not to hold a celebration ceremony, otherwise Manchester United fans will really revolt.

Riding on the bus, the players stood on the special roof, holding the trophy and celebrating together. The parade has blocked the roads of the whole Manchester.

Rooney and Ronaldo are always fond of the trophy, and as long as it is in their hands, they will never hand it over.

For this reason, the two have fought several times to decide the outcome, but it is clear that Ronaldo's fighting power is not as good as boxer Rooney, and he was beaten badly, so he can only caress the trophy while Rooney is resting.

Vardy couldn't stand it anymore, he won the trophy and held it high above his head, which naturally attracted cheers from the Manchester United fans on the side of the road!

Looking at the trophy in his hand, Vardy's heart was surging.

In this situation, I can't help but want to chant a poem, oh no, I can't help but want to tease me!

He picked up the trophy, turned it upside down, and slammed it on Rooney's head next to him.

This has a sense of déjà vu that suddenly rushed out from the alley, put a sack on someone's head, and then beat him up.

Fatty, don't you usually call yourself a boxer and beat Manchester United's invincibles? This time, put your head in the trophy, revenge and revenge, anyway, you don't know who beat it!

Seeing Vardy's movements, several animals were ready to do it tacitly. As long as Rooney's head was covered in it, they immediately punched each other.

But just as they got ready, they raised their fists and feet, but they all stopped, because they suddenly discovered that the girl didn't get caught!

Rooney's head was too big, and the trophy mouth had limited capacity, so it couldn't fit in and got stuck on his head.

Seeing this embarrassing scene, the guys around who just wanted to do something immediately changed their routines. Those who stretched out their hands turned into massaging, patting their arms and touching their heads, and those who stretched out their feet pretended to tie their shoelaces, all acting as if nothing had happened.

Rooney stared at Vardy with fiery eyes.

I'll give you time to explain, if you can't explain why, don't blame me for being rude!

Vardy was very embarrassed, and he was helpless in the face of such a big head!

"Here, I just think the size of the trophy is very suitable, it seems to fit in your head, so I tried it, please don't mind, I will try Cristiano's!"

With that said, Vardy put the trophy on Ronaldo's head again.

A surprising scene appeared, the trophy easily put Ronaldo's head in, and it was pulled out easily again!

Several people were all shocked, as if they saw something incredible!

How much bigger is Rooney's head than Ronaldo?

Ronaldo was very happy to put the trophy on his head, and he didn't notice the angry Rooney next to him!

In Vardy's trembling eyes, Rooney snatched the big ear cup and put it directly on Vardy's head. Then he tried hard and felt resistance, and then he tried harder, only to hear a grunt!

Slid in!

Vardy's head is completely covered in the trophy.

"Um...um...um...um..."

Before Vardy could yell out, Rooney had already waved his fist at Vardy.

When the surrounding animals saw such a good opportunity to kick in the ring, how could they let it go, so they happily joined the camp of punching and kicking.

He defended his vitals so tightly that he didn't even care about the chrysanthemum behind him, let alone free his hand to get the trophy off his head.

As if he had been beaten by gangs for a century, Vardy felt pain in everything except his head, including the vitals he was protecting so hard just now.

The fans on both sides of the street watched such a joyful scene, and were also infected, and couldn't stop laughing, but after laughing, they had deep doubts - who is this unlucky guy who was beaten?

A few animals were tired from beating, and they waited for Vardy to come out of the trophy crying, and waited for the expression package to be updated.

At this time, Vardy took a deep breath, held the trophy with both hands, and was about to pull it off and regain his freedom.

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Hey!

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I go!

Why didn't the trophy come down?

Vardy was in the dark at the time.

I feel like I'm stuck in it!

Rooney's head is too big to fit in;

Ronaldo's head is too small, so it can be put in and removed freely;

But the size of my head is just right, so I can't take it out after putting it in...

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Vardy tried his best to suck, but he just couldn't pull it off.

"Brothers, help me, I'm almost out of breath!"

In desperation, Vardy could only ask a few animals for help.

At this time, several animals were also a little suspicious when they saw Valdy trying to pull it out but couldn't pull it out.

Why is this guy having so much fun?

It wasn't until Vardy's muffled voice came that everyone reacted!

This thing is so stuck!

You're having a great time...

Although they were making a fuss, the animals still had different levels of depth. Knowing that they couldn't joke around at this time, they hurried over and hurriedly helped Vardy pull out the trophy.

"Hey, take it easy, it hurts!"

Vardy's cry was so bleak, he now finally knows what it feels like to play with fire and set himself on fire.

When I was young, everyone had heard the children's story about pulling out radishes. Now, the trophy on my head is that big radish.

Harvest carrots

Harvest carrots

hey yo hey yo pull the carrot

hey yo hey yo can't move

 …

I really can't pull it out!

Vardy is in the trophy and is about to collapse!

At this time, the other Manchester United players realized the strangeness here. Looking at Vardy who was trapped in the trophy, everyone didn't know what to say.

I am used to Vardy's funny days, it is rare that Vardy played a Champions League final seriously and became the biggest contributor to the team's championship, but in a blink of an eye, you started again...

Does it feel good to be wrapped in a trophy?

The teammates stretched out their fingers and flicked on the trophy. The trophy made a crisp and pleasant sound, but to Vardy inside, it was the crackling sound that pierced the eardrum!

"We don't take such gloating, even if you can't save me, don't make trouble for me, okay?"

Vardy is about to cry, I am so miserable, are you still playing?

In the end, with the help of the staff, Vardy was finally rescued from the trophy and was able to see the sun again.

The first thing after coming out is to fight Rooney!

If I don't fight you hard, I'm sorry for holding back for a long time!

 …

The parade, the celebration, the whole process went down, although it was very tiring, but every player was happy, and Vardy even forgot the embarrassment that he was stuck in the trophy and couldn't get it out.

Gary Neville's speech on behalf of the team made Manchester United fans too excited to contain themselves.

"Champions, for you! Long live Manchester United! Long live the Red Devils!"

"This will never be our last Champions League trophy. Next year, we will have another championship!"

And when Vardy spoke, I didn't know what I said in front of the fans. I just remembered that the fans all chanted their names and shouted in unison-"We will always love you, tease Vardy!"

The whole of Manchester fell into a carnival atmosphere, and Manchester City fans were not willing to go out at all, because they could see the faces of Manchester United fans showing off when they went out.

At the end of the celebration, the Big Ears Cup was sent to Manchester United's honor record room. In the coming season, the Big Ears Cup will accept fans' visits and pilgrimages here.

It's just that the staff who manage Manchester United's honor room are about to cry.

I just wanna know, who peed in the trophy?

Why is the taste so strong?

If Vardy was here, he would never admit that he did it...