I am Vardy

Ferguson stated early that Manchester United will send a second-tier lineup for this game against Chelsea, and the main players need to rest after the battle.

In this regard, the media believe that Chelsea also firmly believes.

Although it is entirely possible that the old fox Ferguson was releasing smoke bombs on purpose, this time it is really unlikely that he was deceiving people on purpose.

Manchester United had clearly given up on the league championship before, and just three days ago they had a big battle with Arsenal. Knowing that the league championship is almost hopeless, why did they go to the main lineup to fight Chelsea?

So everyone thinks that Ferguson will not lie to deceive everyone at this time, because it is meaningless.

As long as they win this game at home, Chelsea will be able to win the championship at home, so Chelsea fans have already begun to celebrate the team's successful defense of the title.

"Being able to step on the corpse of Manchester United to win the championship, I think there is no happier thing in the world than this!"

Mourinho has always been a madman, and he doesn't take into account other people's feelings when he speaks. These words made Manchester United fans hate him deeply.

Vardy got the news from the reporter's mouth. Although there are many provocative factors in it, Vardy is still filled with righteous indignation.

Want to step on the corpse of Manchester United to win the championship, have you asked me?

Vardy can watch Chelsea win the championship, but he will never allow Manchester United to be so humiliated.

What about Mourinho?

What about Chelsea?

Don't try to be complacent in front of me, otherwise I will try my best to clear the inventory, and I will destroy you forever!

certainly,

Vardy doesn't think there is such a need, he has every chance to stab Chelsea a few times with his strength!

 …

When Chelsea got Manchester United's squad and roster, the players were about to cry!

In Mourinho's heart, he also looked like a mess who had been crushed by the Cao Nima beast, and he felt that he had received endless critical damage!

Didn't Manchester United agree to give up this game?

Looking at most of the substitute players on the list, it seems that they really gave up.

But why did you release Vardy, a shameless guy?

I don't know if we Chelsea are the most afraid of this bastard?

You must do what you say!

You can't keep your promises!

Facing the mourning of Chelsea, Ferguson explained the past lightly.

I'm talking about sending out the second-tier lineup, but I'm not talking about coming off the bench.

Everyone in Chelsea feels that they have been deceived the most. Ferguson is a bit bullying honest people!

Of course, Manchester United's lineup must still be a second-tier lineup. With Vardy added, there will only be two or three main players on the field, and the rest of the players will all be substitutes.

But the key problem is that Vardy has appeared, which is very disturbing!

You know, every time he faces Vardy, no matter whether he is in Everton or Manchester United, Chelsea has a bad life. Every time he is hit hard by Vardy, it seems that he has a halo of restraint against Chelsea. .

If Vardy leads such a Manchester United second team to overturn Chelsea, where will Chelsea's face be?

Chelsea players have to admit that they are already a little afraid of Vardy!

"If you dare to brag, I dare to tear your pants again!"

Blue Army Deputy Lampard said viciously in his heart, of course, this can only be said in his heart, he dare not really say it with his mouth!

In fact, even if Lampard doesn't want to trouble Vardy, Vardy has no plans to let Lampard go!

Although the two are teammates in the national team, and Lampard often has to deliver shells to Vardy, the relationship between the two can only be regarded as unsatisfactory, far from being that close.

There is more of a grudge between the two, a grudge about underpants.

Lampard tore off Vardy's underpants, and Vardy shoveled off Lampard's underpants.

If this didn't happen on the court, then there is definitely an adultery between these two!

With dry wood and fire, idiot men and women rush into the hotel room, kiss passionately, and break free from the last restraint, it seems that this is the state.

Anyway, in the eyes of all the gossip media, the pair of stars who are most likely to come out in English football are Vardy and Lampard, which is really ironic.

They stripped their underpants in public, so maybe they did something in private!

In this regard, Vardy is also quite helpless. There are many right and wrong in the corrupt country. Even if I change my girlfriend every day, I am afraid that these unscrupulous reporters will not let me go, and will still give me the name of a gay, as if This is what everyone should really pursue.

In fact, Lampard has good friends. He and Terry have led Chelsea forward for so many years as the captain and deputy captain. How could there be no passion.

It is estimated that Lampard frequently comforted Terry when he was friends with his wife, and Terry stepped out of the shadow!

Just like Gerrard is to Alonso, Vardy feels that he should not bother the two lovers!

 …

After training on the last day, Vardy was about to go home and take a good rest, but was suddenly pulled by Rooney.

"Here, special pants, put them on during the game, Lampard will never be torn!" Said, Rooney handed Vardy a pair of pants that looked very weird.

Vardy took it subconsciously, dumbfounding.

What are you trying to do?

Looking at the underpants in his hands, Vardy felt that Rooney was putting his heart into it, but your underpants are almost as thick as cotton clothes. Are you going to let me wear them to the game?

"Are you silk pants?" Vardy asked exaggeratedly, he couldn't help but think of Wei Xiaobao's golden silk armor, which was invulnerable.

Rooney was bewildered.

Celestial silk?

What the hell is that?

"These pants are made of denim and linoleum, which are guaranteed to be strong. Even Lampard can't cut them with a knife, so you don't have to worry about being torn off!"

Rooney patiently explained that he had worked so hard for this pair of underpants!

Vardy can't laugh or cry, I just want to know, are you sweating through this thing?

Whether it's nonsense or not, Vardy was very moved. Rooney, a single-celled animal, actually knows how to care about people.

Seeing Valdi's moved expression, Rooney said very excitedly: "Don't get me wrong, the main reason is that your little dick is too ugly and has hot eyes. I just made it for you to prevent my optic nerve from being hurt. Don't think too much about these pants!"

Vardy rolled his eyes when he heard the words, knowing that Rooney would not be so good!

At this time, Ronaldo came over and extended his hand towards Rooney.

"As for mine, give me one too, so that I won't be spotted by others when wearing girls' underwear in the future!"

Vardy and Rooney knelt down to Ronaldo in an instant, and his reason was so strong!

Vardy handed the shorts to Ronaldo's hand, "here you are, from now on, you can wear whatever you want!"

Ronaldo left contentedly, Rooney and Vardy also retreated!

However, Rooney's behavior reminded Vardy that maybe Lampard is really holding back something bad. In case this guy is interested in tearing his pants, shouldn't he also do some precautions.

Vardy thought of a shortcut, and it was easy to find out whether Lampard had intentions against him.

Enter the system, preset task module, and start the preset task.

"System task: Block all Lampard's schemes against himself during the game."

Then randomly match task rewards.

If the reward is almost equal to zero, it means that Lampard did not want to target himself, and if the reward is extremely rich, it means that this guy is absolutely suffocating!

"Task Reward: Random Defense Features, Shield*2"

Seeing the outrageously rich rewards, Vardy was dumbfounded and gasped!

I fuck your whole family, Lampard, are you trying to kill me?

According to the nature of the system, a task that can directly reward a complete feature is definitely a difficult task, and this preset task not only directly rewards a complete feature, but also two shields, which can be used in advance to resist the good things that tend to be injured.

This may be the most rewarding task Vardy has ever encountered, so what can it explain?

The difficulty of the task may be extremely terrifying, and it is even impossible for Vardy to complete it?

How is Lampard going to target himself?

Are you going to bury me alive on the field?

Just thinking about Vardy makes me shudder!

However, Vardy did not hesitate to continue this task, because the task was too difficult, so there was no penalty for failure of the task, and Vardy would not suffer any loss even if he could not complete it.

Now Vardy really wants to stand in front of Lampard and question Chelsea's deputy, what are you going to do!

You can't sit still, Vardy has a wealth of fighting experience, can he still be played to death by Lampard?

Although there are not many items in the system now, it is not completely powerless to fight back. If Lampard wants to play himself badly, he must first see if he has such a good mouth!

With a smile, Vardy thought of a good idea.

 …

When the players from both sides were standing in the player tunnel and preparing to line up to play, Vardy looked at Lampard very badly, but Lampard on the opposite side didn't seem to care at all, he was still in the mood to relax towards Vardy smile.

If it weren't for the system to know that Lampard was holding back, I'm afraid Vardy would definitely be deceived by Lampard.

The bastard!

Players from both sides walked out of the player tunnel and entered the field. There was deafening cheers from the Stamford Bridge Stadium. They were cheering for their heroes. As long as Chelsea can beat Manchester United in this game, they will be able to win and defend the title two rounds ahead of schedule. Don't you know how to remember the happy moments?

In the terrifying away atmosphere, Manchester United is used to it, and there is no tension, but Vardy doesn't take this to heart at all. He has always put himself in Lampard's position, thinking about how he will deal with it What about yourself?

The game has started, and Vardy has officially entered the game state. Maybe Vardy seems cynical and indecent in many cases, but when he is really needed, he can definitely stand up. This is a responsible tease should be Make a gesture!

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