I am Vardy

A small joke turns into a farce as Trident is brought into the police station for investigation.

In my previous life in China, if I received a similar text message, I am afraid that everyone would laugh it off.

But this is England, and it has long been common for everyone to trouble the police. In addition, Vardy did not hide any technical aspects at all, and was caught directly with Rooney.

Facts have proved that this is a misunderstanding. Vardy and Rooney used fraud to amuse Ronaldo, but they did not expect to tease them into the police station.

And this news was immediately released to the media by gossip reporters. After Ruud van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo fought in the training ground, Manchester United played new tricks.

Looking at the three guys with drooping heads in front of him in the office, Ferguson was about to explode. If he was ten years younger, he would definitely kick them with his big feet and make them remember!

Sometimes Ferguson really doubted whether he was right or wrong to get all three for Manchester United.

They are all very young and have potential, and they will be top superstars in the future. With them, Manchester United's offensive line will have no worries for the next ten years.

But the problem is, these three guys are not worry-free masters, they are so fucking capable of causing trouble!

I don’t know how many times Rooney’s whoring and prostitution scandals are. Ronaldo is outrageous, and he’s also outrageous. As for Vardy, this guy is the biggest joker in world football!

The three guys got together and went to the room to reveal the tiles in minutes.

No, this time I played too much, and actually went to the police station!

Looking at Ferguson who was burning with anger, Vardy is actually very disturbed now. He feels that he is a bit unscrupulous after his rebirth.

In fact, he really shouldn't use tricks like fraud to tease Ronaldo.

There was a lot of noise about things in the previous life, and in the end both players became victims. Such an example is right in front of Vardy's eyes!

Why was Benzema excluded from the national team at his peak? Isn't it because of the "video tape extortion case"!

Whether Benzema is innocent or not, Vardy doesn't know, and doesn't want to know, but the final result of the matter is that the two are ruined and both were expelled from the national team.

The two good friends have never been in contact with each other for life and death.

Can it be said that Benzema did it on purpose?

not necessarily!

But the result is like this!

If Ronaldo has misunderstood because of this,

If I really thought I was trying to deceive him, then I would die of injustice!

The three of them were released only after Ferguson scolded them like ostriches. Along the way, the three of them looked listless, but just after they walked out of Ferguson's sphere of influence, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief and laughed at each other.

After laughing, Vardy asked Ronaldo: "Aren't you afraid that we really want to defraud you?"

Rooney also looked at Ronaldo curiously, wanting to hear his answer.

Ronaldo shrugged, looking puzzled, "Both of you frankly earn more than me, is there any use in defrauding me?"

Well, Vardy and Rooney were speechless.

Indeed, Ronaldo is right, he really does not earn as much as Vardy and Rooney.

When Rooney joined Manchester United, it was 50,000 pounds, and now it is 5.50,000 pounds. Vardy is also the same figure. Manchester United really spent a lot of money in order to recruit two superstars.

As for Ronaldo, when he first signed for Manchester United, his weekly salary was only £1.50k. Even if it has increased a bit now, it is only half the level of Rooney and Vardy!

In addition, Vardy and his body have more endorsements than Ronaldo, so their income is not at the same level at all.

Of course, if Vardy's investment income is included, Ronaldo's little money is not enough!

Well, the Benzema-style tragedy did not repeat itself, and Vardy expressed his happiness.

If it weren't for the consideration that the second round with Inter Milan would be the day after tomorrow, I'm afraid Vardy would have a party to celebrate.

Unlike before, this time Vardy is sincere.

Although there are no cracks in the Manchester United Trident, this does not prevent the media from hyping desperately. In the era when spectacle is king, if you can't attract people's attention, it means death.

The editor with lace vividly described the process of Vardy and Rooney defrauding Ronaldo.

The contradictions caused by something gradually expanded, and finally Vardy and Rooney took the risk. They wanted to cheat Ronaldo out of his money and make Ronaldo penniless. This is definitely the most enjoyable revenge.

The other way of saying it is a bit funny, it's like the whole process of a mistress becoming a leader.

When Vardy and Ronaldo cheated on Rooney when they were together, the two planned to deceive Ronaldo and let him leave the house, so it was staged.

What's even more incredible is that it can be related to Ronaldo's transfer.

Why did Ronaldo buy an elephant?

Mourinho once commented on Drogba's shooting skills like this, asking him to spot the ball and kick the ball into the elephant's butt 12 yards away, he couldn't even do it!

And the purpose of Ronaldo buying an elephant is to let Drogba kick the elephant's ass to practice shooting. Isn't this evidence that Ronaldo will transfer to Chelsea and partner with Drogba?

Well, Vardy was shocked by the brains of the reporters.

Things are getting more and more biased, and even Thailand's Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra has to stand up and say: We don't sell elephants!

Fortunately, the second round of the quarter-finals of the Champions League will start soon, so the public's attention will gradually shift, and it will come to an end.

In fact, Inter Milan, who came to Manchester United two days in advance, now feels extremely sad, because they have been blatantly ignored.

When Manchester United went on an expedition to Milan before, it was very vigorous, and everyone's eyes were on this battle. Even though Inter Milan was at home, Manchester United's attention was still faintly above Inter Milan.

I thought that coming to Manchester would make them hot, but what did they encounter?

Van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo fight!

Vardy and Rooney scam!

Ronaldo buys an elephant!

Nima, can we have fun together!

Anything that can cause a sensation in the football world, happened one after another, and directly extinguished the small flames of Inter Milan!

Now Adriano is too embarrassed to stand up and speak. In Milan, he may be supported by many Milan reporters, but now in Manchester United's territory, who the hell knows who you are?

In such an aggrieved away atmosphere, Inter Milan challenged Manchester United in grief and indignation.

But when the game started, Manchester United put on a counterattack posture of "the enemy will not move, I will not move", Inter Milan coach Mancini was about to cry!

You clearly said that you were going to fight hard, why did you put on the iron bucket again?

Won't your conscience ache?

In fact, Mancini is very clear that it would be strange if Manchester United can play against Inter Milan at home. Defensive counterattack is the tactic that is most in line with Manchester United's interests.

As long as they don't lose or draw with a high score, Manchester United can advance steadily, so why should I fight with you?

It doesn't make sense!

Ferguson doesn't care about so much, beautiful football, sexy football, happy football, they are all deceitful. Victory and championships are king, and the rest are just whitewashing the peace!

The players on the Inter Milan field were also very worried. Seeing Alan Smith, Fletcher and Park Ji-sung lined up in three strong defensive midfielders, the trident in the frontcourt was ready to attack at any time, and they wanted to die.

Manchester United's counterattack is no longer something that any team in world football can resist. Unless Manchester United is not given a chance to counterattack, Manchester United will definitely give them a chill.

But now Inter Milan is at a strategic disadvantage. If they don't take the initiative to attack, Manchester United will definitely dare to drag the game to the end, and Inter Milan will die by then.

This is very embarrassing, the situation is backward, the tactics are restrained, although Inter Milan may also score, but it always feels that there is more danger, and the back is chilly.

There is no way, the left and right are dead, fight!

So after the start of the game, Inter Milan turned away from the guest, with a trace of tragedy and determination, and launched a charge towards the Manchester United position.

I am afraid that only Manchester United's defensive players know how much power an Inter Milan with full firepower can exert.

Under tremendous pressure, every attack of Inter Milan seems to be able to pose a threat to Manchester United. The attack line headed by Adriano exploded beyond its own potential in the last stand.

Manchester United's defense is like a flat boat in a stormy sea, and the top of the wave can be destroyed at any time and disappear in smoke.

The Manchester United fans in the stands kept shouting to help the team improve morale and block Inter Milan's attack. Everyone knew the truth of going all out. If they could withstand Inter Milan's opening onslaught, the game would be dragged into the rhythm of Manchester United.

In the 3rd minute, Recoba threw the ball to Adriano, who shot a shot that hit the post and flew out of the baseline, shocking everyone into a cold sweat;

One minute later, Figo's cut shot was saved by Van der Sar and bounced back to the field on the post. Veron's supplementary shot was blocked by the desperate Park Ji-sung. For this reason, Park Ji-sung's forehead was blocked by Veron's feet the studs are torn;

In the 6th minute, Inter Milan made another murderous attempt. Adriano hit the edge of the post with a free kick of more than 30 yards and flew out of the baseline. At that moment, the hearts of Manchester United fans seemed to be about to jump out.

Such a completely desperate Inter Milan is really not easy to stop, and even Vardy feels that he may be too optimistic sometimes.

Before the game is over, no one should easily say the outcome, because no one knows what will happen in the next second!

However, Inter Milan's offensive is almost over.

He threatened Manchester United's goal several times in a row but failed to score. Even Mancini felt that the fire in his chest was gradually annihilated after bursting out, let alone the players on the field.

Declining again, Inter Milan players are in this stage of morale loss.

Then, Manchester United, who has been holding back their breath, is finally about to show their sharp fangs.

Alan Smith blocked Veron's position and drove towards the midfield without even looking at it, because he knew that as long as the big foot wasn't too far away, with Vardy's terrifying speed, he had a chance to attack later, which was better than Inter Milan. The defender grabs the spot first.

And Vardy did not live up to Alan Smith's expectations. He ran towards the ball with his feet and overtook Cordoba with unparalleled speed.

In the exclamation of everyone, the moment the ball fell, Vardy did not stop at all. He unloaded the ball in a light way during high-speed running and continued to move forward. The whole process of stopping the ball did not affect his sprint.

And at this moment, in front of his eyes, only Inter Milan's goal and goalkeeper Toldo are left.