I am Vardy

Ever since Vardy's funny style became popular in the world of football, many followers imitated his style and displayed their magical powers on the court. Although not as successful as the originator and master of Vardy, he still gained a group of loyal fans.

They suddenly discovered that with this method, they can quickly attract fans and increase their influence. Even if they don't play well, they can still ask for a good price.

But obviously their brains are not as good as Vardy's, and most of the teasing methods used are used by Vardy.

I feel amazing and happy to watch it once, and I can smile knowingly after watching it twice, but if I watch it too much, I will get bored, okay?

Just like the last game, Vardy took out a belt from his crotch and put it on his head, which was very funny.

And imitators flocked to it, pulling everything out of the crotch.

Belts, wristbands, flags, hats...the list goes on and on.

What's more, there was a piece of hamburger hidden in it. During the game, he took it out and ate the hamburger as if no one else was there. That was ridiculous.

Does your burger taste weird?

Of course, if you can hide a sausage, you are considered good, I am afraid that when you pull it out, you make a mistake...

In view of this intensifying situation, the football associations of various countries can't wait to formulate new regulations immediately, not allowing things hidden in the crotch to be brought into the field.

However, this regulation is obviously not easy to implement. Could it be possible for the referee to dig out the crotch one by one to check before the game starts?

This time, Vardy acted as a wax figure in Madame Tussauds. After arousing great repercussions, players from several teams in London followed suit without creativity. For a time, the wax museum was about to become a professional player. the gathering place of...

Here the hanged man could be a Fulham player,

This guy who played the pirate captain was probably a Charlton player, and this guy who played himself was a West Ham player, the tragedy is, this guy is so unknown that no one knows him...

But at this time, Vardy was being questioned by the reporters about his relationship with Kisti, which made him burnt out.

Although Vardy doesn't care about the exposure of his relationship with anyone, it's annoying to always be so entangled.

As the goddess of the whole people, Kirsty has countless fans. At least half of the men in England dream of dating Kirsty one day, from 8o to 8 years old, covering all age groups.

And the holy and inviolable goddess in their hearts has fallen to be with Vardy, who is so funny, who would dare to believe such a fact?

According to statistics from the police department, the number of suicide cases in the UK soared by 500% this week. Except for two girls who committed suicide due to severe depression, all of them were adult men.

The government departments are very surprised. There is obviously a problem. If the problem cannot be found out and then solved, suicides will be everywhere in England in the future, and it will be over.

It can be discussed and discussed, and no one has an answer that can convince everyone.

In the end, it was a man's suicide note that solved everyone's doubts.

"My goddess is no longer a goddess, she is with Doubi, so what's the point of me living in this world?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, seeing the answer speechless.

Vardy's funny comparison is too powerful, right?

Uh, maybe it’s because Kisti’s attraction is too great. Just after she and Vardy were rumored to have an affair, a large number of men committed suicide and died in love. This is extremely absurd.

It is always heard that women are more emotional and more likely to be irrational in front of love.

However, it is now proven that men who may be injured are more vulnerable.

When Beckham and Victoria tied the knot, you never heard of a few girls committing suicide, right?

But now, this issue is a bit tricky. The government can't change the constitution to prevent Vardy and Kisti from showing their affection, right?

In the end, I had no choice but to send someone to secretly ask Vardy to show affection in the future to be more cautious about the influence, and not to spread dog food everywhere.

Vardy is also very helpless, he will not take the blame, the suicide rate in England has risen and this will affect the international image, such a big hat is put on his head, Vardy's small head can't stand it.

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Just when Vardy can grab the headlines by farting casually, the teams in the winter transfer market have made frequent moves. Although not big, they will eventually affect the second half of the season.

When the Glazer family took over Manchester United in the summer, the team did nothing in the transfer market, which caused strong dissatisfaction among Manchester United fans.

Maybe it's because Manchester United's current performance is good and they see the hope of winning the double-line, or it's just to appease the irritable fans and expand the influence of the Glazer family in the hearts of the fans. The stingy Jews finally started to spend money.

700 pounds brought a powerful central defender Vidic from Sparta Moscow, and 500 pounds brought back French full-back Evra from Monaco. The sum of the two transactions is already more than Manchester United's investment in the transfer market in the summer too much.

It may seem that the amount of these two transfers is not high, and the players are not very well-known, but Vardy knows very well that these two players are definitely excellent immediate combat power, and they are also an important puzzle for Manchester United to revive and win the Champions League.

Manchester United's forward line is the envy and covet of all giants. In this position, Manchester United does not need reinforcements.

In terms of midfield, because of Keane's departure, the team has not had a strong task to replace him, which is not a small hidden danger.

However, this is obviously not something that can be solved in a moment. Such a top midfielder with both offensive and defensive capabilities is the most scarce resource in world football. Not to mention that Manchester United can't afford money, even if they are waving pounds all over the world, they may They can't be bought, such a player is definitely the treasure of each team's town team.

So, the only thing Manchester United needs and can reinforce now is the uneasy back line.

No matter O'Shea, Brown, or Sylvester, the partner Ferdinand is not the best choice. He is frizzy and makes low-level mistakes. Even if they do not appear endlessly, they are definitely not reassuring.

The arrival of Vidic can solve this problem very well. He is physically strong, tall, precise in positioning, and has an excellent sense of grabbing points. Such an excellent central defender only needs a transfer fee of 700 pounds. Manchester United really takes it. Big deal.

In the left-back position, O'Shea cameo for most of the time for Manchester United. Although the defense is good, the assist ability is limited, and it cannot form a good cooperation with Giggs or Vardy. If facing a team with excellent defense, it is very likely. The situation that arises is the lack of this leg to walk.

Although Evra is low-key, he is excellent both offensively and defensively. Even though Ashley Cole has always firmly occupied the title of England's number one left-back, in Vardy's view, Evra's performance will definitely not be inferior to he.

These two signings are definitely worth it. Now, Manchester United can finally face any giant in the lineup with confidence!

There are also a few players who have left the team, but these players are marginal players of the first team, at most follow the training, Vardy does not have much friendship with them, so there is no sadness.

Professional football is all about on-off and off-again, and there is nothing to be surprised about.

But what Vardy didn't expect was that he himself was deeply involved in the transfer rumors, causing a lot of trouble.

As the current top scorer list in the UK, Vardy has long been regarded as the most terrifying killer by various teams. Let me give you a cold shot, you don't even know how you died!

And how can such a young and talented super shooter not make the giants salivate?

As long as Vardy is taken away, the team will not need to worry about no one at the front line for at least ten years in the future, and, maybe what they bought is the future No. 1 player in world football.

As long as the current level of progress continues, who dares to say that Vardy cannot become the number one player in world football?

As a result, various teams began to attack Vardy one after another.

The one who desires Vardy the most is undoubtedly the Liverpool coach Betty. Although Liverpool's lineup is still a bit worse than that of the top giants, thanks to Betty's tactics, this is not a big problem. The problem is that the front is weak.

Neither Baros nor Cisse are top forwards, and their scoring efficiency is very poor. As for Crouch and Pangler, they have no ability to win in front of Vardy except their height. shot.

With such a poor striker, Benister can lead the Red Army forward, so if Vardy arrives, the Red Army will not be able to go to heaven!

Think of Vardy wearing a Liverpool jersey and killing all directions, and Benitez seems to be about to climax.

Even though there has been no player exchange between Manchester United and Liverpool for decades, Benitez still persuaded the management, hoping that they can buy Vardy to strengthen their strength.

The Liverpool executives were scratching their heads. Beitu had just led the team to win the long-awaited UEFA Champions League. After finally making some demands, they should naturally be satisfied.

Fortunately, Manchester United was acquired by the Jewish capital of the United States, and they regard money as their life. If the money is in place, it seems that it is really impossible.

As a result, the historic tentative offer went from Liverpool to Manchester United. This may be the first time in nearly half a century that Vardy can be recorded in history.

We are still waiting for Manchester United to react, and Liverpool has already started to build momentum vigorously, paving the way for Vardy's joining.

Benister: I admire Vardy very much. I am sure he is the player Liverpool needs. If he can join Liverpool, he will be able to achieve the most brilliant results with us.

Gerrard: If you ask me which striker I like the most, besides Ronaldo, I would say Vardy. He has absolute speed and explosive power, as well as unparalleled shooting skills. It is definitely very interesting to be able to cooperate with such a top shooter.

Alonso: Liverpool are only short of a top striker like Vardy, yes, I like him very much, and I can't wait to play with him!

Dudek: If Vardy can come to Liverpool, I will definitely welcome him with my hands up, because the feeling of being scored by Vardy in the game is really terrible!

Carragher:  …

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