I am Vardy

Get out of the closet, take a deep breath, and Vardy saw the Everton players looking at him with fire on their heads.

A feeling of the end of the world instantly settled on Vardy's head. Before he knew it, cold sweat began to drip down Vardy's forehead.

"I said it was a misunderstanding, do you believe me?"

But looking at the night vision goggles on his head and the bloody stick in his hand, Vardy felt that even an idiot would not believe it.

"Tell me, how do you want to die?" Carsley gritted his teeth and said to Vardy viciously.

While the expressions on the faces of other Everton players were half smiles, but their hands kept pinching their chests, making Vardy's liver tremble.

At this moment, Vardy really wants to cry but has no tears!

He never thought that Everton, a group of beasts with a worrying IQ, would be able to put themselves together.

Now, it's too late to say anything, this violent beating is definitely inevitable, and his life may even be in danger.

You can still live if the sky does evil, but you can't live if you do evil yourself!

Now, Vardy has a deep understanding of the meaning of this sentence.

"I can explain!" Vardy is still trying to escape the crime, saying that the murder was not done by himself.

But the Everton gang didn't give him this chance, as if the charge horn sounded, shouting revenge and rushing over to push Vardy to the ground.

Stab it!

Stab it!

Stab it!

In just a few blinks, Vardy's clothes have turned into strips, very much like a certain season of Paris Fashion Week. Unfortunately, this is not a photo shoot.

"Let's say it first, you can't slap your face!" Vardy covered his face and shouted in horror.

Well, the former teammates gave him face very much and didn't touch his face at all!

But they attacked Vardy's chrysanthemum, but Vardy screamed again and again.

With tears in my heart,

While singing Jay Chou's Chrysanthemum Terrace, Vardy is experiencing the most terrifying thing in his life.

Both physically and mentally suffered the most serious damage. These animals have done more than what they have just done.

Snapped! ——"Let you touch my ass!"

Snapped! ——"Let you rub my balls!"

Snapped! ——"Let you poke my ass!"

Puff!

The Everton players are very happy now, excitedly torturing Vardy, as if the humiliation they suffered just now can be completely eliminated.

At this time, the door of the locker room opened, and Moyes pushed the door in. Seeing the horrible scene in the locker room, he was stunned, and his eyes almost didn't fall out.

"Sorry, I seem to have gone to the wrong room!" Everyone's eyes made Moyes' heart pounding, he said something subconsciously, then took a step back, and quickly closed the door, leaving everyone looking at each other.

Moyes was very scared. He didn't know what happened in the locker room before. He felt terrified when he thought that Vardy, a former Everton player, was subjected to inhuman abuse in the locker room.

These bastards won't attack themselves too, will they?

He was stripped naked, and the players gestured at his chrysanthemums, amazed. Thinking of this scene, Moyes shivered instantly.

Or stay away from this right and wrong place!

The Everton players were taken aback by Moyes. Although Moyes withdrew quickly, they stopped what they were doing.

"You're lucky today. If the game wasn't about to start, we'd have to fuck you for three days and three nights!"

Carsley snorted and touched Vardy's butt again.

At this time, Vardy has only vented his breath, but has no breath. The miserable moans made the Everton players feel uneasy.

But when he thought of Vardy's spoof and tricks, his sympathy disappeared without a trace in an instant.

After the Everton players dressed and left the dressing room, Vardy dragged his body and crawled out of the visiting team's dressing room at Old Trafford.

When the teammates saw Vardy's miserable state, they didn't need to think about it, they knew that this guy must have been ravaged by Everton players.

It's so satisfying!

Usually Vardy often tricks his teammates. Most of the players have fallen into Vardy's clutches. Today someone finally avenged him!

"I don't think I'm going to trick my ex-Everton teammate, but to send warmth. I want to ask, is your chrysanthemum comfortable now?" Rooney smiled with a look of sudden realization.

Vardy didn't have the strength to argue with Rooney, so he hurried back to the locker room to change, and the game was about to start!

The teammates sniggered at Vardy's swaying appearance.

"Taking away the women's first time, they are usually limping the next day, the same as Jamie's current appearance. From this, we can see what happened in the visiting team's locker room just now!"

"It's too cruel!"

"But I think since Everton's animals are so hungry, could Vardy have survived last season?"

"Uh, you know, Xiao Biesheng is newly married, they must have not been together for too long, and they were a little excited, which caused them to move too much"

If Vardy knew his teammates' guesses about what happened just now, I'm afraid he would fall headlong into the river and forget about drowning.

In the locker room, he recovered with great difficulty. When he came to the player tunnel to gather, he was greeted by two completely different eyes.

The Everton players have more malicious intentions, and the Manchester United players have deep sympathy and watch the excitement, completely exposing the inferiority of human beings.

snort!

I want you to look good when I play later!

It is impossible for the fans to know what happened in the locker room just now. When the players came out, the cheers were like a tsunami.

Vardy's blood is rekindled, and he looks eager to try, which makes people feel that he is going to go crazy again in this game!

In fact, it was just a joke just now, a wicked joke, since you dare to hide in the locker room and play secret room murder, you must be prepared to be caught.

Of course, this level of jokes is not too much. During the Everton period, this was an elite task that was slightly more difficult than a daily task.

Now that the competition is about to start, it is natural to put all your energy into the competition, enough trouble, it should be more serious!

Everton needs victory, and Manchester United needs victory even more, so at this time, there is no need to talk about relationships, no need to talk about affection, one word, just do it.

Vardy did not receive special treatment from Everton players because he had played for Everton. Even speaking, Vardy is now the focus of the Everton players on the court. Vardy is tied up to save him from causing trouble everywhere, making it even more difficult for them to defend.

From the very beginning of the game, Vardy fell into the gentle trap of his former teammates. What he heard in the visiting team's locker room was not a joke. These bastards really dared to attack him.

Because there is not much need to organize offenses, Arteta, an organizational midfielder, has no task and is full-time to mark Vardy.

Even though this guy doesn't have too many bad habits, and he doesn't like to go to nightclubs with everyone to be chic, his life is very monotonous, and he looks like a very professional professional athlete.

But if you are deceived by his seemingly honest appearance, then you will be miserable.

This bastard actually caressed Vardy in a serious way, without moving his expression. Looking at his expressionless face for thousands of years, Vardy felt as if ten thousand beasts roared and trampled past him, and he felt bad all over!

This is not over, once Vardy slipped into Everton's penalty area, the big black central defender Yabo immediately came over with a smile, took the baton from Arteta, and continued to caress Vardy inhumanely.

Only ten minutes into the game, Vardy felt that he had lost at least two catties, and all the two catties turned into goosebumps and fell to the ground.

Vardy found that many teams now use this method to deal with themselves, and it seems to be very effective.

I want to cry but have no tears!

Shouldn't the FA be able to issue rules that don't allow too much physical contact between same-sex players?

But this is obviously unrealistic. The reason why the Premier League is popular all over the world is largely due to the fierce physical confrontation. This is the real thing that can increase human adrenaline.

Although gays and gays are always talked about all day long, there are not many real gays. Everyone prefers celebrities and young models.

The way to deal with the villains is naturally to use the methods of the villains to grind back. Vardy doesn't want this game to be so mediocre.

Seeing Yabo's outstretched evil hand, Vardy suddenly smiled charmingly.

"Honey, it's too much fun on the court, otherwise, come to my house tonight, we can enjoy it!"

As expected of the most dedicated actor on the court, Vardy held his breath deliberately when he was talking, and his face turned red, flushing as if he was stimulated.

Seeing such a Vardy who seemed to be emotional, Yabo was shocked instantly.

Let me go, didn't I say that Vardy is not gay? I was touched a few times by myself. Why is he looking so dissatisfied now?

Want me to go to his house at night?

OMG!

I'm not gay!

Thinking of this, Yabo shuddered with chills all over his body!

The defeated Boya didn't dare to stretch out his hand to Vardy again, thinking, he was thinking about how to get rid of Vardy.

Seeing that his plan worked, how could Vardy let go of such a good opportunity, and rolled his eyes at Yabo angrily, Vardy suppressed the nausea in his heart, and leaned closer on purpose, as if he wanted to stick to Yabo.

People want to beat your little chest with fists!

Yabo broke down, and now he regrets listening to a few bastards before the game started.

How can this be called "afraid of gay guys touching him", this is obviously waiting for gay guys to touch him, even if gay guys don't touch him, he can take the initiative to hit the pole

If you don't run now, when will you wait?

Are you still waiting to spend a good night with Vardy?

The defense of football often affects the whole body. Vardy was almost sleepwalking under Yabo's defense just now, but was suddenly released. Everton's players did not have time to come to defend.

So Vardy got a chance like this.