I am Vardy

Vardy can't control Rooney's housework. Anyway, Fatty and Colleen are childhood sweethearts. The two are probably inseparable. Even if Rooney exposes various scandals in the future, the two are still very affectionate, so there is no need for Vardy Tube!

At most, if I don't ask Colleen to make Rooney's small report, it's enough for my buddies to be loyal!

Well, couldn't ask for more!

The first half of the game against Charlton was very tough. The opponent at home was very tenacious. They deployed layers of defense from the midfield, and the defense line built made Manchester United's offense very uncomfortable.

Vardy was harassed by two opposing players, and he finally felt the anguish in Lampard's heart when he played against Chelsea.

These two fags almost put their hands in Vardy's pants...

Big boobs, are you really okay?

In order to avoid these two gays, Vardy simply ran to the left and took the position of Giggs. Anyway, Ferguson often emphasizes rotation, so let Giggs face his favorite gay. !

Seeing that Vardy couldn't help being ravaged so much, the two strong men lost their interest, so they separated one person to continue to follow Vardy.

However, Vardy was also overwhelmed by harassment and rarely had a chance to get the ball.

As for Ronaldo and Rooney, the two rushed very hard, but the opponent's tight defense made them wander around like chickens without their heads, and there was almost no actual threat.

Throughout the first half, Manchester United had only two threatening attacks in the penalty area, and none of them were wasted by Rooney.

During the intermission, Ferguson didn't get angry. After all, it wasn't that the players didn't work hard, but that the tactics were wrong.

So Ferguson began to change his tactics, asking players to take more long-range shots from outside the penalty area and at the same time create set balls.

In the Premier League, set-pieces are always a scoring weapon, and Manchester United is no exception. It is normal for conventional methods to deal with opponents and resort to big moves.

This is in line with Vardy's wishes. It should be his turn to show off in this game. The elevator horror and the full moon scimitar are coming in turn. Charlton's goalkeeper can't be shot by himself.

At the beginning of the second half, Manchester United, which had changed its strategy, appeared to be more aggressive. Even though the position of the rush was not so high, the threat to Charlton was obviously greater.

Especially Vardy, a guy who moves back and forth between the left and the center, can make Charlton's goalkeeper break out in a cold sweat with a cold kick.

Of course, the two homosexuals certainly wouldn't let go of the chance to wretch Vardy. If it wasn't for Vardy's goosebumps caused by the two of them, causing his shot to be unstable, he might have scored a goal and clocked out!

Seeing that the long-range shot from the front of the penalty area couldn't break the goal for a while, Manchester United began to make set kicks again.

In terms of making set kicks, it is obviously Ronaldo's specialty, and this fancy movement finally has a place to use.

Perhaps in many cases, his freestyle football has no way to pass people directly, but this does not prevent the opponent from getting angry and knocking him down.

Therefore, Vardy is using his life to tease, while Ronaldo is using his life to make fouls.

After receiving the pass, he turned around and didn't turn around quickly, and started to step on the bicycle directly. He looked so flamboyant that he just wanted someone to kick him there.

The opponent's defensive player directly met Ronaldo's request, and a monk-like action left Ronaldo there.

Vardy clearly heard the groaning from the depths of Ronaldo's heart, but in fact, Ronaldo was already lying on the lawn and rolling all over the ground!

There is no suspense in the set kick, and Ronaldo's action is nothing more than a yellow card. If the referee shows mercy, it will be a surprise.

But obviously the referee was not moved by Ronaldo's performance, gave a free kick, no yellow card!

Ronaldo got up angrily, as if nothing happened, and expressed his dissatisfaction with his actual actions.

The three stood in front of the ball. This time Rooney didn't sell his ass in front of the goal to distract the opponent's goalkeeper. Last time he felt that this was really unsightly, so after all kinds of protests, he was liberated and got to stand with them. Chances before the ball.

The fans in front of the TV suddenly became excited, as if they were watching another good show!

There is no doubt that the three people standing in front of the ball now have good free kick ability.

Although Rooney's free kick is quite satisfactory, but the hit rate is good;

Ronaldo's elevator ball is very coquettish, every time it can dump a lot of people;

And Vardy is even more terrifying. Fans who can use two free kicks and elevator kicks to break through opponents in a game are so arrogant!

What's more interesting is that when the three of them get together, they can often come up with some tricks. For example, last time, Ronaldo and Vardy's goal was achieved through cooperation.

But the Charlton fans in the stands were not in such a beautiful mood. The three gunners were about to load and bombard Charlton's goal. How could they be happy.

"Manchester United won a free kick in an excellent position. If Manchester United scored a goal because of this free kick, then the Charlton players will definitely regret fouling Ronaldo just now!"

"Now that Manchester United's trident is standing in front of the ball, who will take the free kick?"

"This is really a question that is difficult to guess. I think that when the free kick is not kicked, no one can guess the real answer!"

The commentator didn't dare to talk nonsense, although he felt that Rooney had the greatest chance of making a free throw, but he was really afraid that he would be slapped in the face if he didn't!

And at this tense moment, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the three of them suddenly formed a circle and played rock-paper-scissors like no one else was there!

This sudden change in painting style made everyone vomit three liters of blood in an instant, and lay down on their backs!

How about being so unreliable!

We are all very nervous, waiting for your free kick!

But you suddenly played rock-paper-scissors. Are you going to use this kind of child's play to decide who takes the free kick?

Do you want to be so hasty?

It's as if a peak duel between two super fighters is about to take place on the world's heavyweight boxing ring, and the atmosphere in the stands is extremely hot, but at this tense moment, a boxer suddenly took out his mobile phone——

Let me play King Pesticide first...

The fans were dumbfounded and confused, and the players on both sides of the field were also not much better.

The Manchester United players were full of black lines, and they were devastated by having such a funny teammate;

And Charlton's players have ten thousand words of MMP in their hearts that they can't say. If the rules allow, they have already come over with a knife to chop people!

Ferguson's expression looked hopeless, which made this stubborn old Scottish man show such an expression. One can imagine how desperate he is now.

However, the fans are gradually getting used to this style of painting. After all, with Vardy here, no matter how unbelievable it will become possible, if there is a game where this guy doesn't make any noise, then this game must be nothing to watch.

Now there is a saying that Vardy has a game with funny behavior, which shows that at least this game has a certain value, and if he is too lazy to play funny, then it means that this game is not taken seriously by him.

So those teams in the middle and lower reaches of the league hope that when Manchester United plays against them, Vardy can be more or less funny, which can also show that they have the qualifications to be favored by Vardy. If Vardy doesn't like them, then They don't have to mess around anymore.

There are many kinds of strength rankings. The most official and authoritative one is naturally the standings, followed by rankings of various statistics, and the most unusual ranking is actually Vardy's level of funnyness——

Vardy is too funny, the opponent must be very strong, and Vardy is too lazy to be funny, the opponent must not be strong!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the three rock-paper-scissors had a great time!

Of course, this is a free kick routine discussed by the three people. It can be played casually, as long as Vardy is not allowed to win, and Vardy must take the penalty in the end.

This approach has a high chance of deceiving the opponent's wall and goalkeeper.

Vardy seemed to have seen the tearful face of the opponent's goalkeeper after being deceived.

Rooney won, and the hammer from this product killed the scissors of Vardy and Ronaldo and became the big winner!

He raised his hands high and pumped his fists excitedly, as if he had completely scored the goal.

Vardy and Ronaldo secretly gave Rooney a thumbs up. This guy's acting skills have reached their peak.

Seeing that the winner had already been decided, the others waited in full force. They didn't doubt at all whether Rooney would take the penalty.

Rooney stood in front of the ball, while Vardy and Ronaldo stood behind him. Vardy was secretly ready. After Rooney feinted a shot, he was followed by an elevator shock.

That's right, this location is just right for Elevator Cry!

Everyone looked nervously at the ball and Rooney in front of the ball. Even though Rooney's free kick didn't have many features, it was still threatening. Charlton didn't want the tie he had worked so hard to defend to be broken like this.

"Rooney won the rock-paper-scissors victory over Vardy and Ronaldo. I didn't expect the decision of the three musketeers to be so sloppy, but it is very interesting and fits the characteristics of the three young people."

"Actually, I also thought Rooney would take the penalty just now, because he didn't play the role of interfering with the opponent's goalkeeper in front of the opponent's goal!"

"Now I just don't know which angle he will choose to play, let us wait and see!"

"Rooney started the run-up, his explosive power was excellent, he had already completed the speed up in an instant, his right foot slammed on the ball, and he shot a free kick with a strong foot, oh my god, it was just a little bit short, the ball rubbed against the crossbar It flew out of the bottom line, what a pity!"

The commentator's voice began to be excited, and the moment Rooney shot the goal was already on the verge of a climax, but in the end it seemed to be strangled by the throat, and he felt extremely regretful.

Charlton also erupted into neat cheers at home. No matter how beautiful the free kick is, the key is not to score!

The Manchester United fans in front of the TV also had a headache, and it was a pity that they almost scored a goal!

At this time, only two people were in deep confusion, one was Ronaldo and the other was Vardy!

Nima!

How did you shoot yourself?