I am Vardy

"Chelsea's chance, Lampard has the ball!"

"But his position is not good, what choice will he make?"

"Lampard didn't pass the ball, he chose to go it alone!"

"Fake action, stepping on a bicycle, this is a very rare extraordinary action in Lampard!"

"Vardy's defensive ability is not outstanding, can he defend Lampard?"

"It's over, oh my god, Lampard dodged Vardy's defense. In front of the pass that Lampard is not good at, Vardy was actually shaken off the center of gravity!"

"Lampard moved on with the ball, and Manchester United's defenders had no time to stop it. Will he open the scoring for Chelsea?"

"Oh no, Vardy hasn't given up yet. Lampard is in danger with a side tackle!"

"My God, what did we see?"

"Vardy's studs actually scratched on Lampard's shorts, and Lampard's shorts were ripped off!"

"What happened?"

"With tens of thousands of fans in the stadium and millions of fans in front of the TV watching, Lampard's underwear is showing!"

"My God, it's unbelievable. Tough guy Lampard's underwear suddenly has Snow White and the seven dwarfs printed on it. My God, my worldview is about to collapse!"

The broadcast commentary was passionately explaining Lampard's offense, but this time, he almost didn't spray rice in front of millions of fans.

Not to mention the commentator, even Vardy, now leaning on the lawn and looking up at Lampard's little butt, his expression is stunned, and thousands of beasts roar past in his heart.

Although Jean always thought jokingly before that he tore off Lampard's shorts, if the little nipples that were exposed were of a very aggressive color, then Lampard would be ashamed.

But now the color is not an aggressive color, but this pattern is too kawaii!

Unexpectedly, a tough guy like Lampard still has a childlike innocence, oh no, this should be a girl's heart, right?

If the patterns on the ** are cats and mice, it can also be said that Lampard has a childlike innocence and misses the good childhood.

But what about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

The fans in the stands couldn't see clearly.

Lampard immediately put on his shorts with a blushing face, but the keen on-site director directly captured this scene, and the fans standing in front of the TV were about to explode!

"I'm going, Vardy, this is blatant revenge. Last time Lampard stripped off his pants, this time Lampard showed his nakedness, and he didn't suffer at all!"

"That's not the point. The point is that the pattern printed on Lampard's ** is actually Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I don't read much. Can anyone explain it to me? What does it mean?"

"It's not easy. It's obvious that Lampard's girlish heart is bursting. He always imagines himself as Snow White, hoping that one day there will be a handsome Prince Charming to save him, but the reality is that there are people around him. It's all dwarfs..."

"That's not the point. The point is that the front is bulging when other people show their butt. Why doesn't Lampard's front bulge at all? Is there a problem with the size of this thing?"

 …

At this moment, Lampard glared at Vardy, wishing to swallow Vardy in one gulp, his heart felt like a beeping dog.

Feeling ashamed, it's like keeping a little secret in my heart for decades, but once it is made public and revealed to the world, I am ashamed to death.

The players of the two teams also stared at this scene dumbfounded, unable to react for a long time.

The Manchester United players laughed one after another, especially the teasers headed by Ferdinand, lest the world would not be chaotic.

The Chelsea players wanted to laugh but felt that it was inappropriate to laugh, and it was very uncomfortable to hold back.

No wonder the team deputy always dawdles in changing clothes during the game, and only changes the shorts when everyone is about to go out. It turns out that there is such a shocking secret hidden in it!

The Chelsea players were gossiping, there must be something hidden in this.

At this time, Vardy looked at Lampard's angry expression, and felt bad, so hurry up!

So Vardy jumped up and ran away, he was really afraid that Lampard would bite him.

The farce was about to come to an end at this time. The referee watched the excitement for a long time before remembering his responsibilities.

The game was interrupted for a long time, it must not work.

The referee found Vardy and gave him a yellow card without even saying why.

In fact, Vardy’s action just now is not a dangerous action. Although it looks like a tackle, it is actually an action to grab the ball. The reason why Lampard’s shorts were ripped off was because Lampard was The center of gravity is too low.

Considering Lampard's feelings, the referee felt that Vardy should be shown a yellow card.

In this regard, Vardy is not too dissatisfied. Anyway, he has completed the task, and he really doesn't take a yellow card seriously.

He survived all three red cards last season. In comparison, this is all pediatrics!

After the start of the next game, Lampard turned his grief and anger into strength, and with extraordinary bravery, he charged towards Manchester United's goal again and again, as if his outstanding performance could make people forget the Snow White on his body .

At this time, Lampard is no longer the magic lamp, but the devil summoned from the magic lamp, powerful and full of attack power.

Vardy ran away when he saw Lampard. God knows if this guy would kill himself in anger when he saw his bloodshot eyes.

It's just that such a brave Lampard hadn't had time to perform, the first half of the game was over, and a pot of cold water was directly poured on his burning fighting spirit, and with a stab, the whole person calmed down.

When he walked off the pitch, Lampard glared at Vardy. If his eyes could kill, Vardy might have died countless times.

Mourinho glanced at Lampard sympathetically, empathizing with him, and he also wanted to kill Vardy.

In one game, Vardy offended both of Chelsea's big bosses.

One is to sell autographs face to face, while the other is even more ruthless than that, directly stripping off his pants, which is a big embarrassment.

If we talk about Chelsea's Big Three now, then it must be Mourinho as the coach, Lampard as the super midfielder, and captain Dinghaishenzhen Terry.

Now Vardy has successfully pissed off two of them, and the relationship with Chelsea has dropped to a freezing point, and they are irreconcilable.

However, what everyone doesn't know is that Vardy may piss off the last remaining Terry in the future. You must know that it is this guy who can't control Tintin who provokes the friend's wife.

Well, if your ass is not clean, don't blame others for asking about your ass!

During the intermission, the atmosphere in the Manchester United stands was very joyous, and the fans had already learned the details about Lampard** through various channels.

At the beginning of the second half, the fans chanted slogans neatly.

"Snow White Lampard!"

"Your Prince Charming is here!"

"He is our Vardy!"

 …

Lampard collapsed, his little secret is about to become the laughing stock of the whole world, what face does he have to live in this world!

The eyes looking at Vardy were full of murderous intent. Before he hanged himself, Vardy must be killed first.

Vardy is also very innocent at this time, and even the fans' shouts made him shudder.

Every girl wants to be Snow White, looking forward to perfect love, and likewise, every boy may also imagine that one day he will become the Prince Charming of the girl he likes, and live happily ever after!

It's okay to be Prince Charming, but why is Snow White Lampard?

Think about this scene, Vardy is riding a white horse, stopping the princess in the princess dress, and putting her in front of her, the princess turned her head, the two looked at each other, and gradually kissed each other...

But if this turned face belongs to Lampard, then Vardy will definitely fall off his horse!

terrible!

Therefore, Vardy also collapsed.

After a while, Lampard was replaced by Mourinho because of his abnormal performance, and Vardy was also replaced by Ferguson because of frequent shocks.

Ferguson is also a bit dumbfounded facing Vardy at this time, this guy is simply the most surprising X factor!

I originally expected Vardy to use his speed to counterattack, but I didn't expect this guy to make such a move in the first half.

Fortunately, Lampard, the strongest attacker of the Blues, is also off the field, which is considered a redemption.

In the end, the match between Manchester United and Chelsea was a draw, neither side was able to score, and the top battle ended hastily.

Such a result may be acceptable to both parties, after all, it is not considered a failure if there is no loss.

It can be traced back to the source, and the culprit who made this game look so sloppy is still that funny bastard Vardy.

The powerful media got first-hand information about what happened in the player tunnel, and perfectly restored the whole process of Vardy playing Mourinho.

The fans all gave Vardy a thumbs up and praised him.

He is really the first one to spoof the opponent's coach like him. There is no one before or since.

Coupled with the scene where Vardy knocked off Lampard's shorts on the court, Vardy is properly the focus of this game.

Originally, the top battle between Chelsea and Manchester United should be the kind of passionate and fierce game, but because of Vardy's funny, the first ten minutes of the game seemed to be doing recovery training.

Finally, the two sides began to enter the game state, and Vardy let Lampard show the world-shocking ** again, and the game became completely absurd again.

Now, no one doubts Vardy's ability to bend the game.

Perhaps Everton's platform was too small and the influence was not enough before. Everyone felt that Vardy would become normal when he returned to Manchester United. Even if he wanted to be abnormal, Ferguson would make him normal.

However, it turned out that they were thinking too much!

Vardy is still the same Vardy, and he is still the funny guy who said to turn the game around.