I am Vardy

When the players on both sides were warming up on the field, Vardy looked at Lampard's expression very elusively, so that Lampard always felt as if a scorching light shone on him, scorching himself.

Shivered for no reason, Lampard already had a premonition that this game might be very difficult.

From the beginning to the end, he didn't find anyone looking at him, because Vardy hid it too well.

Xiao Mian, I will make you lose face at Old Trafford today!

Of course, the game hasn't started yet, and Vardy doesn't need to focus all his attention on Lampard. He is not the only target of teasing.

When the players of both sides lined up in the player tunnel to play, Vardy suddenly pulled out a notebook and a signature pen from nowhere. The Blues coach Magic Bird Mourinho was appointed.

At the first time, no one realized what Vardy was going to do, and even Rooney and Ronaldo wanted to stop Vardy.

Judging from the funny nature of this guy, it is not impossible to spoof Mourinho.

Is Mourinho an average coach?

Obviously not!

This character coach has always been adhering to the principle that God's boss is his second, speaks out loud, talks nonsense at every turn, and brings his own cannon and gunner.

And his ability is indeed outstanding. With a dark horse like Porto winning consecutive UEFA Cups and Champions Cups, he came to Chelsea with a strong presence and broke the Premier League duo of Ferguson and Wenger in one fell swoop. European superpowers.

Even Ferguson has to talk to Mourinho on an equal footing, let alone players.

If Vardy really finds trouble with Mourinho, it will be really big trouble!

But what was unexpected was that although Vardy ran in front of Mourinho, he didn't look funny at all. On the contrary, he honestly looked like a good baby. This kind of performance was really surprising.

Just when everyone was surprised and inexplicable, Vardy handed the notebook and signature pen inside to Mourinho, and at the same time said something that fascinated everyone.

"Hello, Mr. Mourinho, could you please sign me?"

innocent expression,

The look of a proper groupie almost made Mourinho's face bloody.

The generals of Manchester United were dumbfounded. They never thought that Vardy went to the opposing camp to ask for his signature, and he was still in charge of the big boss. Is this the rhythm of surrendering to the enemy and treason?

Ferguson's face was ashen, trembling with anger, Vardy's behavior of asking Mourinho for his signature, where did he leave him!

And relatively symmetrical, Mourinho's face is about to burst into joy, he is going to heaven!

The most brilliant pretense is not boasting, but a powerful opponent in the eyes of others suddenly respects you and shows you sideways.

Obviously, Vardy's asking for his signature fits this definition very well. At that moment, Mourinho felt refreshed.

And not only that, he also saw a possibility.

Since Vardy seems to admire him so much, even when the two sides are fighting, he will come to him for his signature regardless, is it very possible to persuade him to join Chelsea?

Mourinho's tactics not only need a super powerful center like Didier Drogba, but also need a winger with fast speed and strong scoring ability. The devil's wings composed of Robben and Duff are also an important support for Mourinho's Chelsea to be able to move across the Premier League.

Compared with Robben and Duff, Vardy is faster and has a stronger scoring ability. With Vardy, Chelsea will be even more powerful. He is confident that he will bring the Blues to the top of Europe.

Therefore, Mourinho signed Vardy with a smile on his face, and also encouraged Vardy a few words, which paved the way for him to dig Vardy in the future.

"Thank you, Mr. Mourinho!"

Vardy smiled brightly, took the notebook and signature pen from Mourinho, then turned around and left.

Everyone looked at Vardy with surprised eyes, but under these gazes, Vardy was very calm.

Ignoring the reminding eyes of his teammates, and Ferguson's dark face that seemed to drip water, Vardy walked directly to an Old Trafford staff next to him.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Vardy handed the notebook with Mourinho's signature to the staff member.

No one understands what this means?

What happened next left everyone dumbfounded.

The staff member was ecstatic after getting the signed notebook, took out 100 yuan from his pocket, and handed it to Vardy.

Vardy took it, stuffed it into a sock while everyone was stunned, then stood up as if nothing had happened, and returned to his team.

Along the way, it was extremely quiet, no one made a sound, and no one knew what to say!

What's happening here?

Vardy got Mourinho's signature and gave it to the Old Trafford staff. Could it be that Vardy didn't ask for the signature for himself, but for someone else?

But what happened to the 100 yuan?

If you analyze this issue from a normal sociological point of view, if you pay with one hand and deliver with one hand, this is a transaction!

Commonly known as doing business...

I crack!

Everyone was shocked!

Did Vardy sell Mourinho's signature?

At this moment, everyone felt that their worldview had collapsed a bit!

What kind of subversion of the world view is this picture?

A super star, actually degenerates to the point of selling the super coach's autograph, and it's a cheap 100 yuan!

This is not the worst!

What's even more frightening is that just after asking Mourinho for his signature, he turned around and sold it in front of him. You are not afraid that Mourinho will try his best for you!

Here is a geometric calculation problem: Find the area of ​​​​Mourinho's psychological shadow at this time...

In a moment of silence, I don't know who couldn't hold it back first, and burst out laughing, and then all the generals on Manchester United couldn't help laughing, one after another.

Ferguson's dark face also began to turn rosy. He was in a good mood and wished he could put a big red flower on Vardy.

Since Mourinho came to England, he has acted like a savior, crushing both Ferguson and his old opponent Wenger, and Mourinho is an expert in verbal wars. Ferguson has so many years of experience. But he was really depressed for a long time.

Now Vardy under his command has made Mourinho look ugly in such a way, which can be regarded as a breath of anger for himself.

If such players are not cultivated, how about cultivating those bastards who are angry with themselves?

On the other side, the players of the Blue Army wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, holding back very uncomfortable. At this time, their coach Mourinho already wanted to kill someone!

Boy, you really don't want to live!

How dare you sell my signature, what's even more hateful is to sell it in front of me, and it's only sold for 100 yuan!

You are naked playing with me!

Fortunately, I thought you were a good young man just now!

I bother!

From this time on, Vardy has been on Mourinho's blacklist!

When everyone was dumbfounded, Vardy pretended to be very innocent, spread his hands, and said that he had no idea what happened.

Mourinho looked at Vardy's disgusting look and hated his teeth. If this was an uninhabited wilderness, he must have rushed up and tore Vardy to pieces.

Of course, he may not be able to do Vardy, but be torn apart by Vardy...

"You're really good at playing, but I like it. Look at Mourinho's current appearance, he can't wait to kill someone!"

"Anyway, I feel that I don't dare to provoke Mourinho, you are the best!"

Ronaldo and Rooney laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, and they both gave Vardy a thumbs up and expressed their admiration.

But since the acting has started, you have to stick to it to the end, so Vardy still looked at the two with ignorant eyes, expressing that he didn't understand what they were talking about.

When Vardy was not noticed, he gave the staff a complimenting look. This guy cooperated so well, he is the actor!

"You're going to be hot, but you can't bring money on the field, so let me keep it first!"

Rooney didn't care much about whether Vardy was acting. What he cared about was the 100 yuan that Vardy got from selling autographs. He said that he was already going to pick Vardy's socks.

Ronaldo next to him showed a disgusted expression, and you don't think Vardy's feet are smelly!

If it weren't for both sides to start playing, I'm afraid Vardy wouldn't be able to keep his 100 yuan.

With Rooney's stinky face, he said in his heart: I won't give me 100 yuan!

After Vardy came out like this, the very hot atmosphere before seemed to be sent into the ice cellar at once, and when he came out, he was shivering with cold.

The hot confrontation scene that everyone expected at the beginning of the game did not appear at all. Although the atmosphere of the Dream Theater was strong, the players felt that they were not excited.

For a full ten minutes, the two sides competed for the ownership of the midfield in peace. No one fouled, and the game never stopped. Such a friendly scene appeared in the match between Chelsea and Manchester United, which made people feel very violated. and.

Even the players on both sides are very awkward!

In the end, it was Alan Smith who couldn't hold back anymore, and a flying shovel brought Essien down, which officially opened the prelude to the fierce battle between the two sides.

The relationship just now is just a warm-up.

Chelsea's main lineup has not changed much this season. In the middle and late stages of last season, Drogba has gradually put Gudjohnsen on the bench and secured his main position. This season, he has become Mourinho's subordinate. No. 1 center forward.

In terms of midfield, the arrival of Essien made last season's main player Thiago leave the Blues in despair. The African buffalo used his strong body to add another hardness to the already tough Chelsea midfielder.

On the wing, Joe Cole's maturity allowed him to replace Duff more as a regular main force. The England international has outstanding abilities. Although he does not have absolute speed, he is excellent in dribbling and passing, and is also an important part of Mourinho's team. flag.

The overall structure has not changed, and individual positions have been strengthened. This is also the capital for the mature Chelsea to dominate the Premier League and make the European giants bow their heads.

But what makes Vardy happy is that the unreliable Gallas is still trusted by Mourinho and firmly occupies the main position of the left back. Vardy likes such a frizzy cannon barrel the most. up.

Of course, it's also possible that it's not that Mourinho trusts him, but that he can't find anyone more reliable than him, and he can only be used if he is too big.