I am Vardy

Celebrating the victory over Tottenham, the Manchester United nightclub team dispatched again and went straight to the cool place.

When the game was in full swing, Rooney proposed to play the last game again, but was unanimously opposed by everyone.

Last time, Fletcher sacrificed his hue in exchange for a chance for everyone to get free, but who cares about it!

Others shuddered when they thought of the terrible encounter between Vardy and Fletcher last time. If they were unlucky this time and it was their turn to date an ugly girl, they might as well die!

And Vardy feels that it is impossible for him to be so lucky every time to meet a beautiful woman who deliberately pretends to be ugly. For the sake of physical and mental health, it is better not to play!

In the end, Rooney was the only one who was very sorry. Last time, the aunt made him feel unfulfilled, but it doesn't matter, anyway, he can also act now...

However, Vardy doubts whether Rooney, a quick shooter, can satisfy the aunt. The so-called thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. Can Rooney really stand up to that kind of ferocity?

Although everyone has a lot of fun in nightclubs, they are professional players after all, and they still have the most basic self-discipline, and they usually don't play very late.

After returning home after the show, Vardy fell into loneliness and coldness again. The loneliness hit, and his heart felt cold.

Turn on the TV casually, at least the sound can bring him back to reality, and it can also add some popularity to the empty house.

Huh?

The program broadcast on the TV is the World Pet Dog Contest, and one purebred dog after another came to the stage to be watched by everyone, majestic and mighty, smart, lively and cute, all kinds of different.

Vardy was instantly moved by these dogs. Since he is bored by himself, it would be good to have a few dogs.

After making up his mind, Vardy had a good night's sleep, and in the dream, Vardy was surrounded by dogs of all kinds, and what these dogs were doing was treating him like a telephone pole and lifting a hind leg piss on his trousers...

Vardy felt that he was awakened by the torrential flood. At this moment, in his ignorance, he felt that he needed to think about this issue again.

Of course, after training the next day, Vardy went to a large pet store downtown.

After some flickering by the clerk, when Vardy left, he was holding a chow chow in his left hand and a husky in his right hand.

These two little guys are simply two extremes,

One is gentle and steady, while the other is jumping around all the time. Vardy doubts the purpose of the clerk recommending these two breeds to him!

When you need to be quiet, you can be accompanied by the chow chow, and when you want to play, you can play with the lively huskies.

It seems very thoughtful, but Vardy thought of another possibility——

When I need to be quiet, the Erha dances around me with joy, and when I want to play, the Chow Chow lies beside me with sleepy eyes, looking at me lazily...

Omg it was horrible!

When he was in the pet store, Vardy took away the simple pet raising strategy, returned home, checked it roughly, and tossed it away. In a short time, these two little guys were about to toss Vardy to tears!

Perhaps this is retribution. I tortured others on the court, and I will be tortured by these two little guys when I get home. I am looking for guilt!

But when he saw the stupid and cute appearance of the two little guys, it seemed that all grievances were gone.

Well, from now on, Vardy will become a dog slave!

"Jamie, are you going to have fun tonight?"

"No, I want to take care of the puppy?"

"Which beauty's nickname is Puppy Dog?"

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The League Cup started, and Manchester United started directly from the third round. Their opponent was the English second team Barnett.

In a game of this level, Manchester United will obviously not send the main force, or even rotate players. Most of the players on the field are from the reserve team or the youth team. Only a few substitute players from the first team sit on the bench to prevent accidents. .

The League Cup is relatively embarrassing in English football. For the giants, the Premier League is the foundation, the Champions League is the dream and pursuit, and the FA Cup, a cup with a long history, is the highest point of domestic honor. As for the League Cup, perhaps The only advantage is that the champion can participate in the UEFA Cup.

Wealthy teams definitely look down on them, so the League Cup is usually the main battlefield for mid-range teams who have no hope of relegation in the European War, and it is also the safest way for them to enter the European War.

Of course, it is also a championship in any way, and there is still a certain audience, so Vardy desperately led Everton to win this championship last season.

But now, Vardy really looks down on the League Cup, and Manchester United does not have so much energy to fight fiercely in the League Cup. Manchester United's goal is always the league and the Champions League.

However, if it is really possible to reach the semi-finals without any consumption, then Ferguson will definitely not mind sending the main force to play two games, and he is also a champion.

After a bloodless elimination of Barnett, back in the Premier League, Manchester United was a guest at the Riverside Stadium to challenge Middlesbrough.

Originally, this game was not very special or important, but Vardy knew that Manchester United's away loss to the opponent in this game in the previous life was the fuse of the subsequent series of events.

So, now that I have arrived, will Manchester United lose this game?

Vardy doesn't know.

Ten minutes after the start of the game, Vardy finally knew why Manchester United lost.

The whole team is not at a good level. Although it is not that they are not working hard, they always feel that they are not able to use their energy.

This is normal, as if women have so many days every month, and a team will always experience so many collective losses in a season, which is in line with considerable laws.

And even Vardy himself seems to have fallen into a strange circle. Once he dribbled and didn't do a good feint, he almost swayed himself.

What made him even more depressed was that in the first half, Vardy slammed the opponent's goal frame twice, only a little short of scoring a goal.

This kind of competition is really speechless. It seems that there is a destiny in the dark, and no one can change it.

In the second half, Ferguson dispatched troops and tried to restore the team to the state through adjustments, but it turned out that this was useless.

Middlesbrough scored a goal in a surprise attack in the second half. The former best midfielder in Europe, Mendieta, passed a scalpel-like through ball.

The riverside stadium was full of jubilation, and they saw the hope of winning Manchester United.

After conceding the goal, Manchester United was unwilling to lose, and all members attacked, pressing Middlesbrough to play, but even if they tried their best, they couldn't break Middlesbrough's goal.

And Vardy was also replaced by Ferguson after another hard shot hit the post. Obviously, Vardy forgot his shooting boots at home today. ,

In the end, Manchester United lost the game away and returned to Manchester in despair.

In fact, Manchester United's surface is not that bad, but the state really makes it impossible for everyone to play at a real level. In the end, they didn't win, it's that simple.

After the game, there were endless voices criticizing Manchester United. It seemed that Manchester United had suddenly changed from a super strong team to a squid, losing its championship competitiveness.

And Vardy's three-legged goalposts in the audience were even highlighted. Some people even thought that Vardy was deliberately funny and didn't care about the team's win or loss. He was very unprofessional and had low morals.

For such a voice, Vardy can't wait to open his head to see if it is shit!

When I say kick the goal post, I will kick the goal post. Do you think I am God?

If you think I did it on purpose, then you have a try, if you can hit the goalposts consecutively, I will quit professional football in the future!

Manchester United, which lost the game, was overtaken by Chelsea and dropped to second place in the standings, which made the Manchester United players suffocate.

What makes Vardy care is that that happened after all!

After this game, Captain Keane, who had been out for many days due to injury, came to Manchester United's official TV to record a talk show as scheduled.

Immediately after the recording of the program ended, some media reported that Keane criticized the team's performance during the recording, and even pointed out his surnames and violently attacked several players on the field.

The news spread like wildfire, and there was a lot of uproar, specious, no one knew what Keen said!

The Manchester United team is also in panic. Captain Keane is the spiritual leader of the team for a long time, an iron-blooded fighter. He is usually an absolute authority in the team. It is normal to criticize his teammates.

But in front of the media, even Manchester United's official TV station should not criticize their own players. This will obviously lead to serious consequences. If it is small, it will affect the atmosphere in the team. up.

Vardy didn't know what to say, but it happened. Keane's bombardment of the Six Gentlemen, coupled with a series of subsequent impacts, is simply a major event of the year in the Premier League!

In fact, Vardy still respects and admires Keane very much. This is a fighter who has dedicated his entire career to Manchester United. He uses his iron will to lead Manchester United to always maintain the pursuit and desire for honor.

If Ferguson is the guiding light of Manchester United, then Keane is the horse that pulls Manchester United forward. Without him, Manchester United cannot move forward.

But in the tacit understanding of his career, Keane has become a complete ball bully. He feels that he can override the rules, so he is so unscrupulous.

Even now, Keene probably doesn't feel like he's gotten into much trouble.

Things about the locker room must always be settled in the locker room. This is an unspoken rule that everyone in football must abide by. If one day you expose the situation in the locker room, it means that you are cut off from the team.

Ferguson has an extremely persistent desire to control, he will not allow things to escape his control, and Keane's current performance is undoubtedly provoking his own authority.

Then, the consequences are inevitable and irreversible!