I am Vardy

When Vardy first asked the little boy's name, the little boy actually refused.

Although you play football very well, I want to learn football skills from you, but I didn't ask for your autograph!

A good football, after signing your name, this football depreciates too much!

The little boy's expression was full of reluctance, and his confused eyes seemed to say: You strange guy, I don't want your autograph.

Barton next to him sneered.

You think you are a big star.

Still learn from me to give autographs?

But when Vardy tore off the decorative beard and sunglasses, Barton was dumbfounded!

Nima!

It turned out to be this tease!

The expression on the little boy's face instantly changed from hesitation to surprise, and he covered his mouth, as if he was so excited that he was about to cry.

"Is that you?"

The little boy took the ball, raised his head, and said excitedly, wishing to let out a scream to vent his emotions.

The exclamations from the surroundings continued, the surrounding area was filled with water, passers-by joined in the fun, and the entire square was already congested.

This is proper superstar treatment!

Of course Barton knew Vardy. At this time, his heart was no longer as simple as beeping the dog!

Seeing the crowd surrounded by Vardy, this guy hastened to leave in a desperate manner, or it would be even more embarrassing for a while.

He thought he could show off his sense of superiority, but he was wrong. He is not the protagonist, but the kind of slut who dies after appearing in a chapter, and is specially used to set off the hero's majestic and upright image...

Vardy hugged the little boy and slowly left the square under the protection of the staff.

No way, he is willing to sign autographs and take photos with everyone here, but God knows if people from the whole city will come here.

Consider security issues, or withdraw it!

It was a very successful operation,

From rushing to the street, no one cares about it, to causing a sensation at the end, and even Barton's friendly guest appearance, obviously made the storyline ups and downs and fuller.

Before Vardy's team put the finished video on the Internet, the news of Vardy's role as a homeless man has spread wildly on the Internet. The media seem to smell a fishy shark and watch the wind.

Fans heard that Vardy went to Albert Square to play a role-playing game. The first reaction was that this funny game actually shifted its position from the inside to the outside. Is this the rhythm of using funny to rule the earth?

Soon, the video also appeared on the Internet, and everyone watched it with gusto, and turned into a melon-eating crowd.

From the beginning of Vardy's makeup, there have been constant complaints.

"Why don't you wear women's clothing? What about your favorite pink girly dress?"

"Big beards are too unprofessional. I don't know if little kids like to pull their beards the most now. What should I do if they are worn out?"

"I didn't wear underwear to increase my height, and my five-short figure exposed my identity!"

 …

Wait until Vardy is juggling the ball in the square on the screen.

"I'm going, I actually got into the mirror! It's a pity, why didn't I recognize him as Vardy at the time!"

"This juggling level is not as good as the youth training kid, bad review!"

"No wonder no one pays attention to him. With this level, he won't be able to eat for a whole day!"

"If these beauties know that they rejected Vardy's approach, I'm afraid they will lose sleep!"

 …

When Vardy went to flirt with girls, and one after another beauties refused, everyone was even more happy.

And when Barton, the best supporting actor, appeared, the whole movie reached its climax.

"I'm going, but Barton has also left the country. Is this what the two of you discussed?"

"Barton removed the disguise and signed autographs for the fans. Facing the homeless man dressed by Vardy, he felt very superior!"

"I really look forward to what Barton will look like when Vardy takes off his costume!"

"Come out to pretend to be aggressive, and actually met Vardy, who pretended to be even more ruthless, Barton is about to cry!"

 …

The first reaction of most people after watching the video is to report the situation to the FA.

Please don't suspend Vardy!

Look, as soon as this guy was suspended, he actually ran outside the stadium to tease him, and let people live in peace?

But what Vardy didn't know was that he unknowingly led another wave of trends.

Although the stars always have various endorsements and participate in various promotional activities, these are not close enough to the people. Interacting with fans on the street like Vardy can cause a greater sensation. This is the shortcut!

So for a long period of time, meeting stars on the street was just like everyday life. They also extended Vardy's routines and played various roles in the streets and alleys, and in the end they all lifted their disguise and caused a sensation.

For a while, the fans felt much happier!

Of course, there are also unlucky people who didn't choose a good position, ran to the sphere of influence of the Derby opponent, and were almost beaten to death by the fans of the arch enemy...

Facts have proved that teasing is not for everyone.

 …

No matter how bloody it was outside, Vardy stayed at home safely, the teasing was done, and he was going to receive the reward now.

Off-court teasing rewards a free feature point. In the double red meeting, the referee picked the wrong card, and the passive teasing also rewarded 0.5 free feature points. In addition to the 0.5 at the bottom of the box before, Vardy can be regarded as a small deposit.

At least now when acquiring new features, it won't be a pitiful Lv1.

Because the league goals reached 6, Vardy naturally got another chance to draw a lottery, but after thinking about it, Vardy temporarily kept this chance, accumulated it, and then drew a lottery together when there are more opportunities in the future.

As for the universal fragments refreshed in the store, Vardy naturally did not let go, this is obviously the best way to obtain new features now.

 …

In the seventh round of the Premier League, Manchester United played against Blackburn at home. Vardy could only sit in the stands to watch the game.

From the first minute, Blackburn shrank all their players, defended the half court and the penalty area, and made up their minds to take a point from Old Trafford.

Manchester United got a lot of good chances through midfield creativity, but today's king of the small penalty area performed at a high level, and several opportunities were wasted by him. The same is true for Rooney. It seems that everyone has forgotten to wear shooting boots.

In the end, Manchester United reluctantly accepted a draw.

After this round of the league, although Manchester United still leads the standings, the two-point advantage has become a goal difference advantage. In terms of points, Chelsea is already neck and neck with Manchester United.

Mourinho's team is at its peak this season, and it has the momentum to block and kill the gods and Buddhas. Manchester United was not favored by everyone before the season. Now that the two teams have the same points, it is even more pessimistic about Manchester United. too much.

Amidst the turbulent criticism from the outside world, Manchester United ushered in the Champions League group stage again. The opponent in the second round is the Portuguese Super League giants Benfica.

Vardy, who returned to the starting lineup after the suspension, was very active. Although he only held back a game, he felt that his whole body was about to rust.

Manchester United, who played at home, launched a fierce offensive at the beginning. Although Benfica has a great background in the Portuguese Super League, in Europe, except for the UEFA Champions League trophy in ancient times, there is nothing to watch at all.

In just five minutes of the opening, Vardy used a cold shot near the penalty area line to help the team open the scoring, and such an early goal completely disrupted Benfica's tactical deployment.

Benfica originally planned to focus on defense and make a surprise attack at a specific time, trying to get rid of Manchester United. Even if they can't score, it would be nice to take a draw.

But now, they were dumbfounded. It was obviously a dilemma whether to attack or defend!

So, then it became Manchester United's performance time.

At the end of the first half, the score on the field had become 3:0. Manchester United, who were playing at home, did not give Benfica a chance and clocked out early.

When the Manchester United players walked off the pitch, they were already discussing in twos and threes where they would go to celebrate the victory at night, which was in stark contrast to the depressed mood of their opponents.

Only Van Nistelrooy, who was sitting on the bench, looked unhappy.

He started the game in the last game, did not score, and the team did not win;

And this time Vardy's first start not only helped the team open the record, but also opened the door to victory.

Comparing the two, Benfica is even stronger than Blackburn. Doesn't this mean that he is not as good as Vardy.

In fact, many people now support Vardy to replace Ruud van Nistelrooy as the core player on Manchester United's front line, and even mainstream public opinion holds this view.

Ferguson actually didn't make it clear who is the main force and who is the substitute. He adopted a big rotation policy. There is no way, who made Manchester United's striker too bloated!

Van Nistelrooy is a point-grabbing forward, that is, a pie-eating forward. If the midfielder is more creative, then Van Nistelrooy will perform better, but if he is allowed to create opportunities by himself, it will be a bit difficult.

But Vardy is completely different. Although his ability to grab points does not seem to be as good as Ruud van Nistelrooy, he is more comprehensive. He can hit both sides and score very efficiently. The most terrifying thing is his terrifying speed. This is definitely Manchester United's counterattack nuclear weapons in.

If you compare people, you will die, if you compare goods, you will throw them away.

Van Nistelrooy's most proud scoring efficiency is no longer enough in front of Vardy, so he has a sense of crisis.

Not long after the start of the second half, Vardy was replaced by Ferguson, which made Vardy feel inexplicable.

There is no doubt that Vardy is Manchester United's best player in this game. Without his goal, the score is really hard to say now, maybe it can't lead yet.

But why did Ferguson still want to replace Vardy?

Ferguson is actually quite helpless now. On the one hand, it is due to the consideration of increasing the playing time of other forwards by rotation, and on the other hand, he is afraid that Vardy will tease him on the court...

Recently, studying Vardy has become one of Ferguson's daily tasks.

Through the previous video clips, Ferguson found a very interesting point.

Although Vardy is recognized as a big tease in world football, even he himself does not deny this, but Ferguson found that his teasing is traceable.

When the team is in an unfavorable situation, Vardy is a decent player who dares to fight and fight hard. He is often the key figure in the team's big reversal.

And once the team locks up the victory, the game scene is calm and slowly waiting for the victory, it is often the time when Vardy's nerves appear.

This shows what?

It shows that although Vardy is funny, he is a funny guy with a big picture.

He knows when to work hard, and when to relax and tease, at least this will not affect the results or the overall situation.

That's why Ferguson dared to use him with confidence.

And like now, there is no suspense about the outcome of the game. According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, Vardy has a high chance to start teasing again.

So in order to prevent this, Ferguson thinks it is better to replace him!

Even if Vardy tied himself up on the bench, it would be better than turning the game upside down on the court!