I am Vardy

"I drew the wrong card..."

This sentence is like pouring a bucket of ice water onto a red-hot iron, pricking and pricking countless water vapors, but it extinguishes all the heat.

Vardy looked at the referee in front of him, as if he was looking at an alien with two heads and naked penis.

You tell me you drew the wrong card?

My fist is sticking out, you tell me you got it wrong?

Vardy really wanted to punch him again, and then have a good talk with the referee in a different way.

It really felt like beeping a dog after being drunk, he didn't know how to face this referee!

"I'm really sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, this yellow card belongs to you!" The referee smiled embarrassedly, and his embarrassing expression made people want to take off his shoes and beat him hard.

The players of the two teams who were entangled with each other were also dumbfounded. They had been arguing for a long time just now, and their feelings were all misunderstandings, which made people laugh and cry!

The fans in the stands couldn't see what was going on here, they just kept booing and driving Vardy off the field.

Vardy shook his head, lowered his fist, and stared at the referee until the referee was so embarrassed that Vardy turned around and wanted to leave.

Forget it, I'll let you off this time!

But don't mess with me next time, or I will let you know how powerful the teasing system is!

Vardy said harsh words in his heart.

But as soon as he turned around, the referee's slightly lacking voice sounded again.

"Uh, although I'm sorry, I still want to remind you, because you tried to use violence against the referee just now, even if I didn't give you a penalty, the FA will definitely punish you according to the video after the game, I hope you Be mentally prepared!"

Vardy didn't beep the dog this time, but was beeped by the dog!

Do you want to be so cheating?

The fists and kicks against the referee before were completely out of reason and wanted to die with the referee. I have a bad life, so don't think about being happy!

But now that it was a misunderstanding,

His behavior seemed very inappropriate.

In any case, the authority of the referee on the field must be guaranteed. This is the consensus of the entire world football, and no football association will be soft in this regard.

Even if there is a reason for the incident, Vardy still challenged the authority of the referee after all, and the subsequent punishment is almost inevitable.

Even if Manchester United has a lot of energy in the Premier League and often receives all kinds of care, but for things like this that have no room for maneuver, it is impossible for the FA to let Vardy go at the risk of the world.

But it's too late to say anything now, since the referee mistakenly drew out the red card, the whole thing has been out of control.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV had already restored the whole process of the matter after the referee's commentary, and they were also speechless for a long time, not knowing what to say!

"Sure enough, being funny can be contagious. This time, even the referee was not spared!"

"This red card is very slippery. A tease like Vardy should be sent off earlier. It is suggested to change the football rules. Playing teasing on the court is equivalent to a foul!"

"Vardy threw a fist, but I don't think he wants to attack the referee, but just wants to play a "rock-paper-scissors" game with the referee!"

"I found out that it's not that Vardy deliberately teased him. It's obviously that Dobby came to him on his own initiative. He's quite innocent!"

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The game restarted, but Vardy was quickly replaced by Ferguson. Ferguson was really afraid that he would do any irrational behavior on the court.

In the end, Manchester United took away a victory away, won another duel in the Double Red Club, and won a tough battle!

At the press conference, Vardy said nothing to attend, and Ferguson remained silent on all of Vardy's problems. At this time, putting pressure on the FA through public opinion would have the opposite effect.

Public opinion is hot on this double-red meeting, and the referee's wrong red card to Vardy has become the focus of attention.

Everyone is also waiting for the penalty notice from the FA. Even with an optimistic estimate, Vardy cannot escape the penalty of suspension.

Sure enough, the next day, the FA issued a notice that Vardy was suspended for one game for his aggressive behavior on the field.

In fact, according to the usual sentencing standards, even if Vardy is suspended for three games, there is no problem, but the source of the problem is still the referee.

Although Vardy did behave improperly, when a person is oppressed to the extreme, how can he not resist!

excusable!

So the one-game suspension is only a symbolic punishment.

Vardy still did not accept an interview, and Manchester United stated that they would not appeal the penalty result, and the matter was considered to be over.

It's just that the referee was suspended from the Premier League because of his funny mistakes.

Vardy will not be able to play in the next Premier League game against Blackburn, so in the next week, Vardy can almost rest!

It's a tough day!

Speaking of it, Valdy feels that he is quite cheap. He obviously killed the cheating tasks of the Doubi system, but now he can't receive those weird cheating tasks of the system, and Valdy still feels a little missing.

Vardy, who is in short supply of free characteristic points, has to turn his attention to the off-court. After the system is updated, off-court teasing will also be included in the accounting. He knows that this is definitely an important way for him to obtain characteristic points in the future.

It just so happens that he is on vacation now, so he can definitely find his presence outside the venue, lest others forget about him!

I recalled a video I watched in my previous life. The president dressed up and acted as a homeless man to show off his football skills on the streets of Madrid. All sorts of funny things were ignored, until he interacted with a child in the end. A sensation of scale.

Such an idea is very good, and Vardy feels that he can learn from it.

So Vardy began to plan his own teasing action.

This is also a publicity act, so it needs the most professional people to control the whole process. As Vardy's agent, Raiola is naturally duty-bound. He has prepared a strong team for Vardy, from makeup to photography to the final. Promotion, no effort was spared.

As a public figure, exposure rate is the best way to measure popularity. Although Vardy doesn't like it very much, he has to play according to the rules of this circle when he enters this industry.

In order to be realistic, Vardy deliberately dyed his hair back to light yellow, otherwise anyone would be able to tell who he is with a head of tomatoes!

The skin is smeared, deep bags under the eyes are drawn, sunglasses are worn, and the last thing is a thick beard. This is the standard equipment of a homeless man!

As for the president wearing special prostheses to create the illusion of obesity, Vardy thinks it’s better to forget it, it’s too hot, and he still doesn’t get prickly heat!

Three hidden cameras will capture Vardy's shots in all directions, without missing any interesting pictures.

Came to Albert Square in Manchester, which is also the location of action selected by the team for Vardy.

Albert was the husband of Queen Victoria, and Albert Square was built to commemorate him. Now, Albert Square has become an essential attraction for tourists.

He got out of the car with the ball in his arms. At this time, there were people hurrying on the road. These people obviously had their own things to do.

There are many tourists, visiting this building complex full of Victorian characteristics, feeling the history and grandeur.

It is completely static and dynamic two pictures.

There are freelance musicians playing repertoire in the square, perhaps out of love, or perhaps because of livelihood, which adds vitality and vitality to the square.

Vardy did a brief warm-up exercise. It’s okay to be funny outside. If he gets injured by a careless move, he will call himself dead.

In a place that is not considered remote in the square, Vardy started to simply bounce the ball. Although it was coherent and did not fall, it was obviously not an amazingly technical move.

In England, a country where almost everyone loves football, this skill of juggling the ball is completely worthless. Maybe any aunt on the street can perform it for you, and the moves are more standard than yours.

After juggling the ball for a while, Vardy encountered the embarrassment that the former president had encountered, and no one paid him any attention.

Isn't that right, a homeless man is playing football here, and he hasn't shown anything extraordinary. Everyone is willing to stop and watch his performance when they are free.

Well, since bouncing the ball can't work, Vardy might as well play some freestyle football!

While dribbling the ball quickly in a place full of pedestrians, when encountering obstacles, he immediately makes various fancy moves to bypass the obstacles. The whole process is done in one go. This is something with technical content.

However, pedestrians still didn't buy it very much. Those who were interested could pretend to grab the ball, and those who were anxious simply gave Vardy a fierce look at the bastard who delayed his walk, with a vicious look.

"Hey, beauty, can you leave a phone number?" Vardy naturally did not forget to flirt with her while showing off her skills. He stopped in front of the British beauty and said very frivolously.

"No!" The beauty replied simply, with a disgusted expression on her face.

Vardy was not discouraged, and continued to move forward to the next goal. His goal today is to collect ten "rejections"!

Anyway, my task today is to be teasing, no one can see that I am armed like this, it doesn't matter what it is.

"Hey beauty..."

A beautiful woman stopped in front of Vardy, looking forward, as if she was seriously watching Vardy show off her skills, and was attracted by Vardy's rough skills.

Vardy seemed to gain momentum at once, and performed even harder, so that he soon became out of breath.

I sighed secretly in my heart, this is more tiring than playing a game!

Just when Vardy thought the time was right to strike up a conversation, the sexy girl suddenly took out a handful of coins from her bag, smiled at Vardy, bent down and threw the coins in front of Vardy.

Looking at the swaying back of the girl and the coins scattered on the ground, at this moment, Vardy's inner world is sad.