I am Vardy

"Why are you late?" Rooney asked Vardy puzzled.

Vardy naturally wouldn't tell Rooney that he had too much fun last night.

"Uh, there's a traffic jam on the road!"

Rooney rolled his eyes. Except for idiots, no normal person would believe this excuse.

"Then why are you late?" Vardy looked at Rooney suspiciously and asked.

When asked here, Rooney's face suddenly became ugly, as if he was very angry.

"It's annoying to say it. I was having sex with my girlfriend last night. The light from the ceiling suddenly fell and hit my ass. Look, my ass is swollen!"

Rooney said angrily, and wanted to open his pants to show Vardy.

Vardy waved his hands again and again, saying that he didn't look at it, he was so scared that he was pierced by needles.

Besides, even if you didn't get hit, your butt is still swollen, okay? It's so swollen!

"You should be thankful, if you fell a few minutes earlier, your head might have been hit!" Vardy patted Rooney's head and comforted him earnestly.

Rooney looked blank, not understanding what Vardy meant.

"Why did you hit me on the head?"

Vardy sighed, what a simple child!

Although Rooney didn't understand, the teammates next to him could hear him clearly, and they all burst out laughing.

"Well, Wayne should like it!"

"Yes, it tastes delicious!"

"You should be grateful!"

"I think your tongue skills should be as good as your football skills!"

 …

At this time, no matter how slow Rooney is, he should understand it, so the scene of Rooney chasing and killing Vardy appeared on the training ground again.

Looking at the two energetic bastards, Ferguson felt a trance in front of his eyes,

It seems to have returned to the past, when Class 92 was still young...

Many years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the green youth has become a veteran in the battlefield, and he himself is about to retire.

Maybe when this wave of players grows up, I can really rest.

 …

"Wayne, you should learn the mechanical dance from me, your celebration is so bland!" After enough trouble, Vardy managed to get up from under Rooney, and quickly changed the subject.

But Vardy did not lie. Rooney is very talented. He has entered the peak period since his debut, and his scoring efficiency is also very good. Regardless of the problem of hair loss and private life, this guy needs to complain about the celebration.

There is nothing new, except for a set of combo punches, or just open your arms as if you are about to fly, monotonous and boring.

Rooney's head was shaking like a rattle.

"No, your cramp-like thing can also be called a mechanical dance?" Rooney also despised Valdina's country-style international dance.

Well, the Liu Neng expected by Vardy has failed, although he feels that Rooney is really like Liu Neng, with a shiny head...

"Forget it, even if you want to learn, I'm still not willing to teach you, and you don't pay the tuition fee!" Vardy said, "You deserve to be confused."

However, Vardy seemed to have a sudden inspiration, "Why don't we design a few combinations to celebrate?"

Rooney's eyes lit up, and he thought it was a good idea, and he was also the kind of person who loves to be lively.

"Take me one, take me one!" Ronaldo suddenly joined in, startling Rooney and Vardy.

Vardy thought that Ronaldo was still immersed in the grief of losing his father, so he hasn't had much communication with him these days, but judging by his current appearance, it is estimated that he has gradually come out of the haze!

After the training, the three of them got together and started muttering, designing those very cool, or very hilarious combination celebration actions, with a lot of brain holes, and quickly finalized a lot, maybe this season is enough. up!

Of course, some designs cannot be completed by the three of them alone. It would be good to say hello to a few teammates in advance. I believe that these bastards headed by Ferdinand will definitely be willing to join in the fun.

 …

Back home, Vardy couldn't wait to enter the system. He wanted to know what new tricks the system could come up with this time.

"System prompt: The system is under attack, the task module disappears and cannot be recovered, now add the "preset task" module!"

"System prompt: Add a funny achievement system!"

"System prompt: Considering the popularity of the host, open the off-site funny comparison calculation, limited to twice a month!"

"System prompt: Cancel the non-specific directional fragments, and all future fragments will have clear directional properties!"

 …

A series of beeps made Vardy feel as if his ears had been bombed.

Checking one by one, Vardy feels that the system may have another big move this time.

The cancellation of the mission system is a wish I made, so there is no way to restore it after it disappears.

Valdy never expected that the system would add a so-called "preset task" module.

As the name suggests, in fact, Vardy himself can issue tasks to himself before the game, independently match rewards and punishments, rewards will be issued after the task is completed, and punishment will be imposed after failure.

Although it is also a mission, how can the cheating mission issued by the system be comparable to the mission designed by Vardy himself?

For example, before a game, Vardy can pre-design that the game will have a ridiculous dance before the opening;

Then enter the preset task module and add this task independently;

The next step is to measure rewards and penalties. For example, Valdi wants to reward a characteristic point. If the system thinks that the reward is too high, it will not be valid. Vardy then sets 0.5 characteristic points. If the system thinks it is about the same, the reward will be fixed;

The same is true for mission penalties. Valdi thinks that after failure, one hair can be lost as a punishment. The system thinks it is too light. Vardy sets another 10 hairs. The system thinks it is appropriate and the punishment is fixed;

Thus, a fresh task is completed!

"Preset task: Do a ridiculous dance on the court before the next game starts."

"Mission reward: 0.5 free feature points!"

"Failure penalty: The host loses 10 hairs!"

It seems that this is no different from the task released by the system, but it was designed by Vardy himself, and it can definitely be completed by himself. It is not much more difficult than rewarding himself directly. As for the punishment, just take a look.

At present, it seems that this preset task is completely serving Vardy, as if the player plays the game and creates the world independently.

However, Vardy always feels that the system is not so kind. Although the goal of the system is to train himself to be the most funny star, it is estimated that it will be difficult for him not to be disabled. Vardy feels that he has already grasped the original intention of the system. .

But after the cheating task system is killed, the system is so willing to give itself the whole benefit?

Vardy expressed disbelief!