I am Vardy

In the shocked expressions of the two reporters, Vardy reaped the full pleasure, which is his favorite feeling.

Of course, in the end, under the instruction of the two reporters word by word, Vardy curled his tongue, spoke a strange pronunciation, and said a few words of blessing to the Huaxia fans.

When the two reporters left, they vowed never to interview Vardy again. They really couldn't bear it, especially the female reporter, who kept looking at Vardy strangely.

In the game against the Imperial Capital Guoan, Vardy didn't play at all, while Dongfang Zhuo got a lot of playing time, and was not replaced until the last moment of the game, receiving warm applause from the fans alone.

Vardy is very aware of Dongfang Zhuo's development. Although he is the most promising player in China, although he is talented and not even inferior to Europeans, he is a guy who doesn't know what hard work is. He is a typical modern representative of Hu Zhongyong. Later, it went down all the way, and even finally reached the point where there was no ball to play.

This is no one to blame.

In the end, it has nothing to do with you. You walk the road by yourself. No matter how rough or rough it is, no one else can help you complete it. You can only rely on yourself.

Leaving China, Manchester United went to Japan to play two more warm-up matches against Kashima Antlers and Urawa Ruby. Although Manchester United was merciful, it still left an indelible memory of terror for the owner, and then the glory Ended my trip to Asia.

Although Vardy doesn't know how much real money Manchester United can make in this show, the far-reaching impact it brings is immeasurable, which cannot be calculated with money.

The show is over, and Manchester United has finally entered the formal preparations and intense training.

If the warm-up matches of the Asian tour were just for show and did not have much effect of inspection, then the next few warm-up matches will be the time for Ferguson to focus on the players.

In the warm-up match against the Scottish team Clyde, Vardy went into battle and helped Manchester United open the scoring shortly after the opening, showing a very good state.

Ferguson found that Vardy can perform well no matter whether he is paired with Rooney or Van Nistelrooy, and can also assist his partner, but if Rooney and Van Nistelrooy are paired together, the effect does not seem to be so good.

Ruud van Nistelrooy has an outstanding ability to grab points, while Rooney has a strong impact. Although Rooney can retreat, the roles of the two actually overlap and are not the best combination. Vardy is different. Vardy can retreat or pull. side, and his speed is not something others can catch up with.

All right,

Ferguson fell into the troubles of happiness again.

After a few warm-up games, Manchester United is ready for the new season.

At this time, the funny ratio system has been updated, and with a new attitude, it is ready to continue to ravage Vardy.

After being prompted by the system, Vardy couldn't wait to enter the system. Although he was cheated by the system last season, but he hadn't seen him for a few days, Vardy still couldn't think about it, and laughed at himself.

Just entered the system, the imaginary tall upper interface did not appear, and it was still as low as before, which made Vardy very disappointed.

Well, the programmer who made the system is definitely a slacker, and he is not even willing to change a good-looking interface.

Then Vardy began to check function by function.

Feature interface, no change;

System store, no change;

Personal field, no change;

......no change!

Damn, it feels like you are teasing me!

Call system, call system, where is your system upgrade?

Don't tell me you just cleaned up the system junk!

Just when Vardy was complaining, the original monotonous system suddenly had a few more shortcuts for clicking.

Hey, it seems that something is about to come out!

Missionary system?

What the hell is this?

Vardy quickly checked it carefully, and then took a breath.

He knew that the system would definitely not be as simple as just cultivating himself as a douchebag. Last season, he had a vague understanding that the ultimate goal of the system is probably to turn everyone on earth into a douchebag...

The missionary system, as the name suggests, is to turn Vardy into a missionary, to promote the idea of ​​sarcasm in the world of football, to improve the theory of sarcasm, to spread the culture of sarcasm, and finally to let the whole world be shrouded in the sarcasm system In the dazzling light of...

The popular understanding is to let Vardy spread the funny comparison to others and turn others into funny comparisons!

Of course, Vardy is not in vain. Every time he infects one, Vardy can receive missionary points rewarded by the system. Missionary points are similar in nature to system gold coins, and items can be purchased from another inheritance store.

This is equivalent to one more way to enhance strength.

Vardy was a little dumbfounded. In the past, it was enough to make fun of it by myself. At most, I felt ashamed and asked a few people to share it. But now the system has directly turned this matter into a political task.

Well, it seems that I have to continue what I have done in Everton, which is to turn a few teammates around me into funny comparisons.

Well, this matter can be put on hold, and Vardy started to look at several other new features.

The system has also added a lottery system, which is no stranger to Vardy. The only doubt is where the chances of the lottery come from. This is a problem.

Finally, in the update description of the system, there is something that makes Vardy want to cry, that is, the system has updated the task system, and the tasks issued in the future will be more confusing and more difficult to grasp.

Well, this is the rhythm of killing people without paying for their lives!

Perhaps the programmer who created the system felt that the task system was his proud masterpiece and must be further strengthened, and then Vardy was sadly reminded.

"System task: Please complete ten reflections on life in the next game!"

"System task: Please complete ten times of peeing on the court in the next game!"

"System task: Please hit the goal post ten times in the next game!"

"System task: Please get ten red cards in one season!"

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Vardy feels that there may be a wave of cheating missions on the way to form a group...

Well, I hope the system can keep my last integrity, otherwise I will really kneel down.

Continuing to look down in fear, Vardy discovered another item that he didn't quite understand.

Due to the opening of the new copy of Manchester United, the system gave Vardy a chance to reshuffle the cards.

What is a reshuffle?

It is to erase all the characteristics that one has mastered, and then randomly obtain new characteristics.

Of course, Vardy, the host of this opportunity, can choose to use it or choose not to use it.