I am Vardy

"If I were you, I would open the hatch right now and jump straight down!"

"Your expression was really interesting just now. I recorded it for you. Would you like to reminisce?"

"It's hard to tear people apart, is it interesting for you to hit Jamie like this? But actually, I still really want to know how you feel in your heart now, haha!"

"Don't cry, don't cry, at worst, I will give you one of my three stewardesses!"

 …

After the stewardess left, the surrounding teammates laughed so hard that they tried their best to bury Vardy.

Vardy expressed that he didn't want to care about these bastards who gloated, so he looked out the window and wept silently.

After finally calming down, after seeing the note in his hand, Vardy's wound was poked again.

Looking at the president who was sleeping happily next to him, Vardy really wanted to strangle him to death.

It seems that the president is a little more handsome than himself.

Well, just a little bit, no more!

This is a sad era where everything depends on the face!

At this moment, the president woke up with a happy face, stretched his waist, and wondered if he had some sweet dreams just now.

Vardy glared at him and threw him the note in his hand.

Perhaps the president was in a drowsy sleep, and he was not even sober, so he subconsciously opened the note.

"I like you very much, I hope to have more opportunities to communicate with you, I will wait for your call!"

When the president read the above line clearly, he struggled to stand up instantly, with a horrified expression, as if he had seen the most terrifying thing, but unfortunately, the seat belt made him slump.

Looking at Vardy's expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile but felt bitter and bitter, the president suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was in pain.

"Well, we can be good friends, but I really don't like men!" Ronaldo said to Vardy timidly.

Vardy's expression froze instantly, looking at Ronaldo as if looking at a corpse.

The surrounding teammates laughed again,

Vardy and Ronaldo seem to be acting together in comedy.

"I really don't want a friend like you, and I'm not interested in your chrysanthemums. The captain asked the stewardess to bring you this note. Obviously he is more interested in your chrysanthemums!" Vardy wanted to give Ronaldo one Chestnut, let him sober up.

"Oh, but for the safety of all of us, I think you'd better go to the cockpit and ask Mr. Captain, you know, that man controls the life and death of all of us. If we go to Mt. Everest, all of us will be reimbursed as soon as we fly, so there is a long way to go, so let’s make a compromise!"

Vardy said to the president gloatingly.

Ronaldo's complexion changed, turning green and pale for a while, and then looking down at the note in his hand, the CEO felt that life had become much darker all of a sudden.

After all, he had just woken up, his thinking was slow, and the president didn't even think it was absurd.

"Am I really going to contribute chrysanthemums?"

"But if I don't go, what if it really becomes a plane crash?"

The president's mental activity has also become difficult.

If it wasn't for the fact that Ferguson couldn't stand it anymore and felt that his heart couldn't bear it, it is estimated that Ronaldo was really fooled by them to devote himself.

Until he got off the plane, the president looked at Vardy with a trace of resentment in his eyes, which finally made Vardy feel more balanced.

The first stop in Asia is Hong Kong.

The global promotion of the Red Devils has been very successful. In this regard, even the current Real Madrid cannot compare.

The arrival of Manchester United has completely detonated the entire Xiangjiang. Maybe the football in this place is not strong, but it has a very solid fan base.

Of course, this has a lot to do with football betting in Hong Kong.

Walking out of the cabin, looking at the crowded airport and listening to the cheers like a tsunami, Vardy felt unparalleled fanaticism.

This has something to do with the different styles of fans. In Europe, fans may not be so fanatical about chasing stars, but here it is completely different.

The Manchester United players are actually very excited to be so sought after. In Europe, it is difficult for them to be welcomed to such a degree.

"Xiao Luo, I want to give you a monkey!"

"Fanny, I love you!"

"Rooney, you are so handsome!"

 …

The Manchester United players couldn't understand what the fans were shouting, but Vardy could understand it. Although it was in Cantonese, he could probably understand the meaning.

quick!

Where is the person who loves me?

Where are my fans?

Why can't I hear you calling my name?

No one wants to give me a monkey?

Just when Vardy was looking forward to it, a fan suddenly shouted: "Fuck you!".

In an instant, Vardy's mood was not good!

I rub it, this is too discriminatory!

All the way to the hotel, Vardy didn't feel better, it hurt his self-esteem too much!

Sometimes it is a good thing not to understand what other people are saying. For example, in a hotel, two cleaning aunts are discussing unscrupulously there, and they still use Mandarin.

"See, that is the big star of Manchester United, but this young man seems to be out of order. He often does some stupid things on the court. Once he was kicking and kicking, he actually went to pee. Do you think it's interesting? ?”

"Uh, it seems that those who play football are not normal. My neighbor's children still want to play football. When I get back, I will persuade them to go to school honestly!"

Numerous beasts roared past Vardy's heart, and he deeply felt the world's mockery of him.

You are crazy, your whole family is crazy!

In a fit of anger, he slammed the door and entered the room, fell asleep.

This place is not friendly!

 …

The itinerary of Manchester United's Asian tour was very tense. Some players went to the press conference in the afternoon, while the rest of the players were jet-lagged and had to start training at five o'clock in the evening.

When they came out of the room, the players were not in good shape, and the long flight and jet lag made them look haggard.

Vardy yawned and greeted his teammates, no way, too sleepy, not enough sleep!

"Let's sneak out at night to see the nightlife in Hong Kong. I haven't experienced the oriental style yet!" The president leaned over and said to Vardy with a hidden smile on his face.

Rooney is naturally indispensable for such an occasion. For an old fritter who went out to prostitutes before he was a teenager, he was like a cat that smelled fishy.

"Take me, take me, I'll treat you tonight!"

Vardy feels very speechless, your energy is too strong!

Although Alan Smith deliberately didn't look this way, what happened to your ears that move with the wind?

Well, it looks like these bastards are determined to go out tonight.

Well, I have never been to Hong Kong, although it is not necessary to fool around with them, it is good to see the scenery!