I am Vardy

Vardy exhausted all his strength and slammed the ball fiercely!

At that moment, he really felt that the world was coming!

However--

Under the gaze of everyone, the ball landed on the ground according to its natural trajectory, bounced again, and finally bounced off the sideline.

After everyone was stunned for a moment, there was a burst of laughter that could make the stands collapse. Even the Everton fans couldn't hold back.

Lying on the ground, Vardy recalled the scene just happened, and began to doubt life!

I seemed to use too much force, the ball fell, and my feet had already swung past the ball without even touching the ball.

It's okay to kick it for nothing, but because it was too hard, I even swung it around and fell on my back.

I don't want to get up!

Tai Nima is ashamed!

The imaginary world wave has turned into a joke, and I feel ashamed when I think about it!

Well, I'm Doubi, I have a thick skin!

"I thought it was going to be a serious final, well, I admit I was wrong!"

"The posture is pretty cool, um, I'm talking about the falling posture!"

"I switched from the football channel to the comedy channel again!"

"Don't think that Doubi can play football seriously,

He's clearly not good at it! "

 …

Vardy pretended to be dead on the ground, and his teammates thought he was injured again, so they ran over to check.

At this time, a swift and fierce figure jumped up from the bench and rushed to the field, in a hurry.

"Get out of the way!"

The slim and fit figure made the visitor full of athletic beauty, especially the ponytail swaying in the wind, which was full of vitality.

The people around were fascinated by it. Although Vardy pretended to be dead on the ground, but when he saw the beautiful team doctor running over, a bad premonition rose from his heart.

Just two steps away from Vardy, the beautiful team doctor started to brake. According to her estimation, she could stop firmly in front of Vardy, beautiful.

But the reality is that she overestimated her balance ability.

There was a sudden slip under her feet, the beautiful team doctor slid, slipped and fell to the ground, and her buttocks were on the ground.

But this is not over yet, although the beautiful team doctor hurts a lot, there is one person who hurts more than her!

Under the terrified eyes of everyone, the beautiful team doctor's feet kicked Vardy's stomach fiercely. With this fatal blow, Vardy's eyeballs were about to protrude.

I knew that as long as the beautiful team doctor came in, I would definitely be unlucky!

Vardy is very fortunate that she didn't come for her sensitive parts, otherwise she would really die.

Three times, this is the third time she has blamed herself!

Dear, do we have any grudges?

Do you have to put me to death?

If you are dissatisfied with me, you can tell it face to face, always messing with me on the court, I can't stand it!

Clutching his stomach, Vardy really couldn't get up this time!

The beautiful team doctor obviously didn't expect such a weird thing to happen, she rubbed her butt and didn't know what to do?

"Team doctor, team doctor, my butt hurts!" Suddenly, the beautiful team doctor shouted to the audience!

Everyone was stunned, everyone was messed up!

Nima, aren't you the team doctor yourself?

Vardy clutched his stomach, really knelt down to this big sister!

The players on both sides were about to burst out laughing, and the fans in the stands were even more disoriented, unable to straighten up at all!

No one cares about Vardy's injury!

Well, Vardy's body is fine, it's just an internal injury!

The referee really can't stand it, this is the League Cup final, not a place for you to shoot comedy!

Under the eyes of everyone, the referee gave the Everton beauty team doctor a yellow card because she walked into the field without permission.

A farce ended, and Vardy felt that he could stand up!

It was very embarrassing to shoot, kick, fall and fall, but the beauty team doctor helped him out with his own practical actions. Although he was the victim in the end, Vardy still felt that he should find a time to invite the beauty team doctor to dinner!

You are such a living Lei Feng!

Of course, it would be even better if you don't kill me next time!

The game continued with great difficulty, and the hot derby atmosphere disappeared strangely.

The players on both sides stared wide-eyed, and they just wanted to laugh for some reason.

"Valdy once again proved with his strength that there is no game that he can't win by himself. Even the majestic League Cup final cannot escape Vardy's poisonous hands, and this time Vardy also brought his old partner with him. The beautiful team doctor who cooperated with the embarrassing scene twice, the facts have proved that the cooperation between the two is perfect and makes people mesmerized!"

"However, as a guest commentator, can I ask Vardy poorly, can you say hello to us before the next funny game, you know, it is a transition from a serious game to a funny plot, yes It's not easy!"

The commentator felt that his turning point might be a bit blunt, so he started to complain during the live broadcast.

That's right, it's like a live news broadcast, but suddenly jumped to the happy camp, from serious to hilarious, ordinary people really can't control it.

The Liverpool generals obviously haven't fully adapted to this change in style, but Everton has already adapted, so in the following time, Everton once again overwhelmed Liverpool and took the advantage on the field.

Many fans feel that maybe Everton is the first team to fully grasp the psychology and momentum and successfully use it in the game, and many English teams are victims of Everton's tactics...

They probably played fake football games.

At the end of the first half, the score was still 0:0, and neither side made any achievements.

I want to ask everyone what you remember in the first half. It wasn't Everton playing against Liverpool, or Liverpool's strong defense, but Vardy's failed shocking shot, and he was almost kicked to death by the beautiful team doctor...

"Really, I think the team doctor must have taken a fancy to you. She is using this method to attract your attention. Unexpectedly, you are quite charming!"

Carsley walked into the player tunnel with his arms around Vardy, and teased in his ear.

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears, such a charm, don't forget it!

Assuming this is true, a beautiful team doctor almost killed herself, if more people like her, wouldn't she die without a place to die!

There is always a rush of death!

Death wants you to die, you can't escape no matter what!

"I'm not sure about this type, if you're interested, go for it!" Vardy replied angrily.

But what made Vardy speechless was that Carsley shrugged his shoulders, looking very disdainful.

"You know, I'm only interested in lace trims now, and I must get a pair of lace trims like you!"

Looking at Carsley with a yearning and sacred expression on his face, Vardy felt that this guy was probably hopeless!

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