I am Vardy

The dramatic game came to an end. When Vardy saw the replay of the video on the bus, he realized how funny he was...

Sorry, Martin!

I was wrong about you!

Nima was actually blown in by the wind!

So the question is, how is this ball counted?

You won't count yourself an oolong, will you?

Vardy really feels hopeless at this moment!

Along the way, the teammates looked at Vardy and held back their smiles. If they were a little careless, they spewed out a sip of water, which made Vardy's face black all the time.

No way, who made myself funny!

But fortunately, although the process was very frightening, but in the end the game was won, and I also completed the task, everyone is happy.

It's just that Moyes has never given himself a good face, and looks very scary.

In fact, Vardy's performance in this game made all fans laugh a little bit, especially at the last moment.

"Actually, at the beginning, I really didn't want to understand what this guy was going to do, but later I realized that this guy was trying to delay time, but delaying time and delaying an own goal, this is the first time I have seen it!"

"Funny is contagious, look at the way Martin pouts his ass, I think Everton has fallen!"

"Football has been played for more than 100 years. In the past 100 years, there have been two football champions, and there are many successors to the football champions, but there is only one Doubi!"

"There is only one Earth, so please love the Earth, and there is only one Doubivaldi, so please love this Doubi!"

"I think Vardy will be punished by Moyes when he turns back. I really want to see Vardy in a dress again, but can Moyes change into a maid outfit?"

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The media have become accustomed to Vardy's funny comparisons on the court, and every time they report, it will greatly increase the sales of their newspapers.

The fans are also happy to hear Vardy's funny behavior, and feel that if they don't watch it for a week, it will not be good to eat and sleep.

There are even special bookmakers who offer odds and make various alternative themed bets, such as whether Vardy’s game will be a funny match, and what kind of funny match will be used...

Vardy's funny play has become a special phenomenon in English football, and even many experts and scholars have begun to study his funny play behavior. From the perspective of psychology and biology, he can give an accurate definition of playful play, which has great potential to become a Trends in real disciplines!

Among other things, regardless of whether Vardy can bring improvement to the team's performance, the attention he brings alone will make Everton a lot of money.

So much so that before the winter transfer window closed, countless clubs had already expressed their interest in Vardy.

For Manchester United, although they have given up the idea of ​​taking back Vardy in the winter window, it does not mean that Manchester United does not need Vardy. Ferguson has regarded Vardy as an important puzzle for Manchester United's reconstruction, as important as Rooney Ronaldinho , how could it be sold so easily!

Many clubs have turned to Vardy's work. As long as Vardy makes trouble with the club publicly, there is still a chance to be kicked out, so that they can take advantage of it.

Raiola has directly become the guest of the club presidents or bosses, but Vardy has spoken first. Raiola has no way to make decisions for Vardy, and it is even difficult to instigate him. This makes Raiola very sad. is annoyed.

However, he has fully seen the potential of Vardy, and Vardy will inevitably become his cash cow in the future. How could he be so short-sighted and now have trouble with Vardy!

Vardy can't be bothered by external trivial matters, so he has enough energy to compete with the system.

Speaking of which, Vardy took advantage of the system's loopholes when completing the task, and not all three door frames hit the opponent's door frame, which is why he was worried about the system's refusal.

really,

When the system was calculating the mission, it didn't take into account the goal frame that was finally bought at the cost of an own goal.

"System prompt: After recalculation, the host hit two door frames during the game, and the mission was judged to have failed. The penalty for failure is a tragic collision with the door frame in the next game!"

"Gentle reminder from the system: Don't try to resist and escape punishment, this system has ten thousand ways to deal with you!"

In the face of the unscrupulous system, Vardy must fight.

"You miscalculated, I finished the three-legged goal frame, and the third kick hit the goal post in my own half, if you don't believe me, try again!"

"System prompt: Hitting the goal frame in one's own half doesn't count!"

"You didn't say it in advance. If you read the mission description carefully, there is no rule on whose goal you must hit. I think you are worthy of being bored with both feet on the opponent's goalpost!"

"System prompt: Please don't intentionally misinterpret the mission description of this system!"

"I don't care. Anyway, that's how I understand it. Don't tell me that the final interpretation rests with the system. Anyway, my mission has been completed!"

Then the system was silent for a long time, which also made Vardy anxious for a long time.

"System prompt: Hmph, this time you have completed the task, this system will pay attention to the rigor of wording in the future, don't think you can take advantage of my loopholes anymore!"

Whoops!

Quite arrogant!

Vardy knew that the system would definitely compromise, after all, this was its own problem.

So Vardy happily accepted the task reward.

Needless to say, the free feature points, if saved, he has no place to use them now.

What he really cares about is the barbarian king's wristband, which sounds amazing, and it must be a particularly awesome piece of equipment.

Bracers of the Barbarian King: After wearing it, it slightly increases the host's strength against the collision, and slightly improves the host's body balance after the collision.

No wonder it is called the Barbarian King's Bracers, which means barbarians!

It looks very practical, but the very eye-catching word is "trace", which is very embarrassing!

According to his estimate, if he collided with Drogba before, he could fly 2 meters, but if he wore the Barbarian King's wrist guard, he could only fly 1.9 meters.

Well, talk is better than nothing!

If you accumulate more in the future, if you wear 20 wrist guards, you can knock Drogba into the air if you don't just turn it upside down!

The most critical problem is that even if he has 20 wrist guards, he doesn't have 20 wrists...

No matter what, he took a trick this time, and it might not be so easy next time. The system also said that it will pay more attention to the rigor of the wording in the future!

But this time, I took advantage of the system, and with the system's pissing nature, I will definitely find my way back.

The next thing I may have to face is a very difficult task!