I am Vardy

It's rare that the system didn't make him funny, how could he not seize the opportunity and let everyone see his real self!

If possible, who would like to be a funny comparison?

It's all forced by the system!

After thinking about it, Vardy felt a little unsafe.

The feature of "Valdy area" is to enhance one's defensive ability on the side, so if you want to completely block Robben, the Lv3 Vardy area is definitely not enough.

So Vardy reluctantly upgraded the Vardy area to the full level.

In fact, Vardy feels that this may not be enough. It is impossible to completely block a super breakthrough strongman with only one offensive characteristic. To a large extent, he still needs to rely on his own temporary judgment.

Fortunately, he is familiar with Robben's offensive routine, which is nothing more than cutting in and shooting, or continuing to go deep with the ball. If he is more careful, he should still have a chance to complete the blocking task.

During the warm-up before the game, Vardy saw Robben staring at him from afar, with unkind eyes. Vardy smiled and shook his head, showing no expression.

Peter Pan?

Let you fly today!

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Everton, who had lost the guessing side, got the kick-off right. The referee whistled and the game started.

After Vardy passed the ball to Ferguson, he directly started the sprint mode, shooting towards Chelsea's half like a sharp arrow.

When others exclaimed at Vardy's terrifying speed, he had already rushed to the hinterland of the Blues, facing the Blues' defense.

At this time, Cahill received the pass, aimed at Vardy's sprint route, and hit a long pass.

Although Cahill may not be able to pass the long pass, thanks to the tacit understanding with Vardy, he knows what kind of pass is appropriate.

In the high-speed sprint, Vardy slammed into Terry, who was also chasing back, and Terry staggered.

Terry was terrified. It seemed that Vardy was not tall or strong. How could he hit him with such a force?

Yes, Vardy's impact is beyond what others can imagine. The speed bonus alone is enough for Terry to overwhelm!

Stretching out his left foot, he gave Terry and Carvalho no chance to stretch their feet, and kicked the volley with all his strength!

The ball exploded out with terrific force, even though Petr Cech made a quick save, he was still powerless to stop the ball from flying into the goal!

Vardy's explosive shot plunged the entire Stamford Bridge into deathly silence!

In the opening 10 seconds, Vardy flooded Stamford Bridge with an iconic surprise goal!

Terry and Carvalho looked at Vardy in horror, the disbelief in their expressions was unbelievable.

After Mourinho was surprised, endless anger followed, and he kicked the mineral water bottle in front of him with a fierce kick!

Who would have thought that this inadvertent raid would break Chelsea's goal?

You know, Chelsea's defense is the best in the Premier League, and there are very few teams that can break through the Blues' gate.

But it took Vardy 10 seconds to destroy Chelsea's defense.

Robben had an expression of beeping the dog, and what he said to the media was still in front of him, but it took only 10 seconds for Vardy to make his words a joke!

His eyes returned to Vardy. In fact, he didn't expect the goal to be so smooth. It was nothing more than grabbing a start and it succeeded.

Say yes, this game is not funny!

But now it seems that it is a bit wasteful not to be funny?

I am sorry for my investment in the "Valdy area"!

If you are forced or not, it will be a waste if it expires!

So Vardy rushed to the sidelines excitedly and began to celebrate the goal with tricks.

Pushing away the teammates who blocked him and wanted to celebrate the goal together, Vardy stood still, sticking out his tongue, stretching his hands sideways,

left up, right down, left down, right up...

It seems to be similar to a mechanical dance, but not such an ugly mechanical dance!

It is really impossible to describe his celebration in words. If many people follow him, it must be a group of demons dancing wildly!

Perhaps it is more appropriate to describe it with a function curve.

y=sinx

Draw the function curve on the paper, draw a human head in the positive direction of the Y axis, and point two eyes!

Very good, the clear image jumps out on the paper!

This is the original celebration of England striker Sturridge in the previous life, but now, it has become Vardy's original!

Everyone was dumbfounded, what the hell is this shit?

Even Vardy's teammates didn't want to lean over, for fear of being bitten by Vardy.

Excuse me, can't you not be funny for a day?

Such a serious game, you want to turn him into a comedy, is that really okay?

Vardy played for a while, and found that the shock caused should be far more than the shock brought by Sturridge in his previous life.

Is it because your body is more flexible?

Robben stood not far away and looked at Vardy, wanting to cry without tears!

I really shouldn't belittle Vardy, this guy is just a funny comparison, why should I have a hard time with a funny comparison?

After watching such an enthusiastic goal, the fans in front of the TV jumped up from the sofa and raised their fists high.

But in the next second, seeing Vardy's eye-catching celebration, he fell from the air in an instant, and fell so badly!

Even the TV commentator was speechless after the passion of scoring the goal. He didn't say anything for a long time, which almost became a broadcast accident!

It was hard for the game to restart, but the intense atmosphere just now was gone, and even the players on the field had Vardy's hot-eyed gesture constantly circling in their minds.

The game ruined by Vardy's teasing was not one or two games, but it was the first time that it deviated from the normal rhythm from the first minute.

Mourinho felt that he had probably met his nemesis, and Vardy was definitely a joke sent by a monkey.

Look at the team that should have fought back in one go, but now it has no momentum, it is simply a crime!

This is also the power of Vardy's funny game. He may turn into a bomb at any time and blow up the opponent's accumulated momentum, otherwise Moyes would have stopped him from being funny.

For the next ten minutes, Chelsea failed to organize a threatening attack, and they were all led astray by Vardy.

The away game has taken the lead. For Everton, the next step is completely defensive time. They no longer need to attack. As long as they hold the lead of this goal, their task is completed.

As a result, the Everton team retreated halfway, and the three lines were densely huddled, and even the defensive counterattack was no longer needed.