I am Vardy

Perhaps the referee heard Cahill's inner cry and walked over and gave Vardy a yellow card.

If Vardy pulls out the corner flagpole and inserts it back immediately, then the referee may let the net go, but if he holds the corner flagpole as a toy like him, then you are really welcome!

Vardy doesn't care, it's nothing more than a yellow card, as long as it's not a red card, it's fine, he has always been very big.

Of course, there is no need to describe the process of Cahill fighting him desperately, it is very violent!

It was with Vardy assisting Cahill's goal that Everton defeated Charlton away and won another victory.

This is already Everton's six consecutive victories in the Premier League, which is definitely an impressive record.

However, many fans have reached a consensus that no matter what Everton's performance is, the current Everton is definitely the most unusual team in the Premier League.

The reason is actually very simple, because the outcome of each game is not the focus, nor is the goal, but a series of funny things that happened on the court is the real focus.

And the leader of this trend, or the instigator, is the super rookie Vardy who joined the team in the summer.

It is true that players with outstanding strength will naturally attract attention and have a strong ability to attract fans, but in the same way, if a player has the attribute of being funny, he can also attract countless fans.

Just like Vardy, if it weren't for his jaw-dropping and funny moves on and off the court, although he would still be the most popular superstar, he would never be as popular as he is now.

Everyone knows that the English media touts their ability to create gods, and the funny Vardy is about to be praised as the number one star in the Premier League.

This is the power of combining strength and humor!

When someone becomes popular, someone will naturally imitate it.

When Vardy's funny game became popular all over the world, many players of the same type sprung up in various leagues. Although their imitations were nondescript, fans bought it and gained a lot.

Now everyone recognizes that Vardy is the patriarch of the funny game world, and many newly-promoted funny players have statues of Vardy in their homes, which are said to bless them with smooth sailing on the road to funny games.

In this regard, Vardy is also drunk, very helpless!

Well, it's okay to offer my idol, as long as you don't jerk off to my idol!

Facts have proved that he thought too much. With his appearance, it is estimated that others will not be able to stand up!

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On the bus, Vardy squinted his eyes and pretended to rest, but actually entered the system.

The usury borrowed from the system has been repaid after the last game, plus the 4 gold coins obtained in this game, the total assets have increased to 7 gold coins......

Well, although it is useless, it is better than living in debt!

As for the characteristic points, the two games and wearing the pink girly dress gave him two more free characteristic points, but this time he will not use them foolishly.

Regardless of the berserk grenade or the Vardy area, neither of these two features can bring Vardy a substantial increase in strength, and Vardy needs more powerful features.

After thinking about it, Vardy bought an offensive feature fragment for 6 yuan, and waited to accumulate it to synthesize a new offensive feature.

Please, give me a trait that can pass the entire field!

Or the kind of feature that can kick and shoot from any position on the court, and then the goal rate is still 100%!

Then Vardy is invincible!

Well, this is pure Vardy daydreaming!

"Wake up, Jamie! Wake up! There are beauties!" Just as Vardy was dreaming, he was suddenly woken up by Gravesen who was next to him.

"Where is the beauty?" Vardy jumped up from his seat,

Then I found myself on the bus.

All eyes in the car were on him, which made him very embarrassed.

Sitting down resentfully, he gave Gravesen a hard look.

If you don't explain to me, just wait for me to give you a few scars on your bald head!

From now on, your Dharma name will be—Yuanzhen Gravesen!

But before Vardy got mad, he found that the expression on Gravesen's face was a bit indescribable, mixed with hesitation and sadness, and there was hope in his reluctance, which was really incomprehensible.

This guy won't be lovelorn, right?

It seems that when I fall in love, this is the virtue!

"That mature woman in the square rejected you?" Vardy asked cautiously.

"roll!"

Vardy seemed to have seen Gravesen's head burst into flames.

Hey, did the hair on his head burn off just like that?

Well, Vardy admitted that he was wrong.

"Then you look like you're being fucked because of Mao, doesn't it really hurt?"

"If you talk nicely, we'll still be good friends!"

"Okay, tell me, what's going on?"

"Uh, there are a lot of people, let's find a place to talk in the evening!"

Vardy had a creepy feeling when he heard this sentence.

This guy doesn't really have any bad intentions for me, does he?

Then should I resist?

Seeing Vardy's expression of concern, Gravesen knew that this funny comparison must be wrong.

But some words are really not suitable to say in a crowded place, so he can only give Vardy a blank stare, and then continue to rest.

It was a rare night that everyone did not gather at a nightclub, but in a box of a high-end restaurant.

The skinhead quartet plus Vardy who just quit the party, this is Everton's small gang.

Everyone was called by Gravesen, and they didn't know what happened in advance. According to their personalities, who cares so much why, order first, pick the expensive ones, and let Gravesen bleed!

After everyone had eaten and drank enough, Gravesen got to the point.

"This time I'm mainly talking to everyone, I may have to transfer and leave!"

Several people were comfortably picking their teeth with toothpicks. They never expected that Gravesen would say such a sentence, 咔呵咔呵, not even noticing that the toothpick was bitten off.

"Hehe, stop making trouble, this is not April Fool's Day, this joke is not funny, bad review!"

"Where are you going to transfer to? The Championship team? Hahaha!"

"I guess you must be going to Real Madrid, so that the Galacticos will have another superstar, haha, Florentino must be begging you to join!"

The other three animals all said no.

But Vardy's heart skipped a beat, and he remembered what really happened in his previous life.

Gravesen transferred to Real Madrid during this winter break and became a member of the Galacticos.

When he first came to Everton, he still remembered this matter, but as he gradually integrated into the team, he actually forgot such an important matter.