I am Vardy

For two consecutive days, no one was punished to wear a shameful pink girly dress because of lack of seriousness in training or poor condition.

As a result, everyone began to generally agree with this statement: Moyes is simply scaring everyone.

As a result, on the third day, Vardy and a few animals were caught by Moyes for being lazy in training.

"Put it on, I really want to see what the hunks look like in girly skirts!" Moyes's smile was cold, which made people shudder.

Vardy and a few animals want to cry but have no tears. Didn't they agree to only scare us?

Looking at the girly dress in her hand, the texture is comfortable, the color is pure and the workmanship is exquisite, and at a glance, she can tell that it is made by a famous artist. If it is worn by a young girl full of youth - she is alive and well!

But now that some of them are big men who pick their feet and put on this thing to show off in the market, why don't they just be beaten to death with sticks?

This is the rhythm to rule the earth!

Yes, it disgusts others to death, and they are the only living human beings left on the earth.

Never dare to wear girly skirts on yourself, which is equivalent to throwing away all morals!

Looking around, Vardy originally wanted to find comfort from a few fellow sufferers. After all, in terms of might, he is really not their opponent. Wearing a girly skirt, they are definitely more eye-catching than himself.

But looking around for a week, Vardy was dumbfounded on the spot!

Nima, are you so impatient?

Gravesen has already put on the girl's skirt neatly, and is holding the corner of the skirt with both hands, playing girl's turn!

"Am I beautiful?"

Osman was a little bit better. He was at a loss when faced with girly dresses, and didn't know how to wear them at all?

But what's with that little look of anticipation on your face?

Carsley is the most ruthless, this guy has finished wearing the pink dress and is putting stockings on his legs!

Nima!

Bring your own stockings!

Vardy knelt down to the bosses!

Do you still know what shame is?

Do you still know what shame is?

Do you still know...

Forget it, I don't know either!

Seeing that Vardy was indifferent, the three animals hurried over and offered to help, so attentive that Vardy wanted to scold her!

After three times, five times and two times, he put the skirt on Vardy, and finally made up the girls' skirt group of four.

Vardy covered his face, and it was useless to cover other places at this time!

Fortunately, I am not bald now, otherwise, like the three of them, wearing a girly skirt with a big bald head, saying that they are perverted is the highest praise!

The teammates looked at the pink four little swans, laughing so hard that they almost couldn't straighten their backs. They rolled on the lawn one by one, and even Moyes almost spit out a mouthful of water.

As for the reporters and fans who were let in for a visit, their eyes widened in disbelief at first, and then they laughed wildly, until they couldn't help themselves.

Those Liverpool fans who had nothing to do and watched the excitement on the balcony almost fell off the balcony laughing!

Looking at a few animals with happy and excited expressions on their faces, Vardy really didn't know how big their hearts were. Anyway, Vardy felt ashamed.

One can imagine how unsightly this scene was!

Vardy didn't even have the courage to look in the mirror, he was afraid of losing his appetite.

The three of them, Gravesen and the others, were not ashamed but proud. They actually took impromptu steps on the training ground and went to the fashion show in the evening. It's really terrible!

Lifting his skirt, Vardy completely covered his face, he really couldn't afford to lose this person.

Soon, a group of photos of them training in pink girls appeared on the Internet, which shocked the English football world.

What I know is that they were punished for not training seriously. Those who didn't know thought that under the leadership of Vardy, a funny guy,

They have reached a new level of funny comparison!

Everyone has long been familiar with Vardy's funny behavior, but they really didn't expect that at least most men don't have the courage to wear pink girly dresses.

"This is definitely the latest model for Milan's autumn and winter, and these vulgar products from Everton are quite trendy!"

"If I don't look at their faces, I can still feel their girlish hearts!"

"Pink, what a beautiful color, but Mao, I feel sick when I see pink now?"

"Everton is going to become the headquarters of funny games!"

 …

Suddenly, pink dresses became popular, but it wasn’t girls who were wearing them, but girlfriends who bought them for boyfriends, or wives who bought them for husbands. As long as the man behaved badly, as punishment, pink girly dresses should be worn!

Seeing this upsurge of public opinion, Moyes, the instigator, was a little unhappy. He was the designer of the whole incident. Why are others paying attention to Vardy?

If Vardy knew what Moyes was thinking, he would definitely want to cry without tears!

I really don't want to carry this blame!

Walking on the road, Vardy always felt that someone behind him was peeping at him and pointing fingers.

"Look, this guy is the guy who likes to wear girly skirts, it's still pink, what a girl!"

"In the past, he should have been called Doubi, but now he should be called Perverted!"

"Actually, I want to ask him where he bought that skirt, it's pretty pretty!"

"Don't go there, watch out for the contagion!"

 …

This kind of huge mental pressure made Vardy almost collapse. He really doubted how the hearts of those animals grew, and they were so complacent!

Maybe God gave them a macho body, but gave them a pure girlish heart!

Anyway, in recent days, Vardy feels bad all over, this is simply the end of the world!

What made him even more depressed was that the next match was against Charlton. Charlton fans claimed to have made tens of thousands of pictorials, all of which were pictures of them training in pink girls. .

Vardy felt that he had received tens of thousands of points of critical damage!

Too shameless!

To use such a method to reduce my combat effectiveness, would I be so easily disturbed?

I tell you loudly

The answer is - yes!

Just thinking about it makes me feel unbearable, goosebumps all over his body, if he really sees thousands of himself in girly skirts in the stands, he will definitely collapse!

Who the fuck came up with the idea, it's so wicked!

very good!

If you really dare to do this, then I swear, even if I am disgusted, I will kill you first before I die!

This is a funny declaration!

PS: This chapter is thanks to book friend Xiaoyao 13 for the reward!

Finally, let’s talk about rewards and updates. Dabu has never said anything about rewards and updates before, because Dabu didn’t expect any book friends to give Dabu more than 10,000 rewards.

When he really received the rewards from book friends, Dabu was very moved, and made changes as usual.

But last week, Dabu really didn't have much time code words, so it was delayed until today!

I just took this opportunity today to refer to the rules of other authors, and let everyone talk about the rules of rewarding and updating.

More than 10,000 rewards plus one update!

Simple!

However, I don’t accept rewards above 10,000 rewards for the time being. Dabu wants to save the manuscript. Even if I get a reward, I can only wait for it to be updated. Today is the last update before it is released!

Book friends please understand!