I am Vardy

With emotion and understanding, Vardy finally persuaded the captain, took off the disguise on his face, and left only a baseball cap.

Will performed very calmly on the field, which was in line with what a veteran player should be, but when driving, the captain instantly turned into Qiu Mingshan's car god, and he sped up the car desperately.

Vardy felt his life might be in danger.

Maybe it's because the old guy can't run anymore on the court, so he can only look for the feeling of speed when racing!

By the time he reached his destination, Vardy was about to vomit and faint.

"Uh, it seems that you are really uncomfortable. Otherwise, my driving speed is about the same as your sprinting speed, and you shouldn't have such a big reaction!" Will shrugged and looked at Vardy, who was weak all over.

"You think highly of me, I can't run 200 miles!" Vardy rolled his eyes and said.

He straightened up and looked around, the car stopped in front of a quiet courtyard.

Captain Will took out a piece of paper, looked down at the information on it, and then looked up at the yard.

"Well, that's right, it's here!" There was uncertainty in the voice, and it seemed to be cheering himself up.

The black lines on Vardy's head have not been discovered before. It turns out that the captain is also such an unreliable person.

"Are you sure this is the home of Everton fans? If you make a mistake and make it the home of Liverpool fans, we can easily be kicked out, it would be a shame!" Vardy said suspiciously.

Will put his arms around Vardy, looking confident.

Vardy rolled his eyes, and followed Will helplessly to the gate of the courtyard.

Take out the props box prepared in advance, which naturally contains his signed jersey. For Everton fans, this must be the best Christmas gift.

It happened that there was a little boy in the yard playing a ball on the lawn, so Vardy didn't ring the doorbell.

"Kid, I'm a courier. I have your courier. Can you go and call out your adults?" Vardy tried to make himself look gentle, because he knew that children are all demons.

Then, he knew that his cognition was indeed correct.

The little boy looked up at Vardy, his small eyes rolled around, as if thinking for a few seconds, then turned his head and shouted into the room——

"Mom, there is a very ugly uncle outside the door, he said he is a courier!"

Click!

Vardy seemed to hear the sound of a broken heart!

He was about to cry, even if he wasn't handsome, he couldn't be described as ugly, right?

You know, I'm still far from reaching the level of beauty in the prosperous age, but that's an existence that can startle me.

It may be that this nasty little guy has aesthetic problems!

Well, it must be!

Vardy can only comfort himself in his heart like this, trying not to care about himself like a child.

At this time, the house was closed, and a charming young woman came out, with a good face and a sexy figure, exuding a seductive mature woman's breath from top to bottom.

Vardy looked at Will next to him, and found that this guy was already drooling at the beauty.

Xin said, this guy didn't come here on purpose because he knew there was a beautiful young woman in this family?

The beautiful young woman walked to the gate of the yard, looked at Vardy wearing a baseball cap and Will, who was five big and three thick, and immediately classified the two in front of her as gangsters in her mind, hesitated, and did not open the door.

"Our family doesn't have express delivery!" The young woman asked suspiciously.

Vardy had no choice but to pass the box over the fence first.

The moment the young woman took the box, Vardy raised his head slightly, grinning brightly at the young woman.

If, as Will said, this family is a loyal Everton fan, then now she must be able to recognize Vardy, Everton's most popular star.

Then he covered his mouth in surprise, as if he had seen something incredible, and was even so excited that he shed tears. This is the standard surprise effect.

However, things are far from going the way Vardy and Will envisioned.

The beautiful young woman was indeed surprised, but her pale face didn't look like a surprise.

With a scream, the young woman dropped the box, turned around and ran into the house, leaving Vardy and Will in a mess in the wind.

"You look too scary, look, you scared everyone away!" Will complained to Vardy with a dull look.

Vardy looked at Will, with a disdainful expression on his face, and said in his heart that with your looks, you still have the face to talk about others?

Just when Vardy and Will were complaining about their looks, the beautiful young woman ran out in a hurry, but what was really scary was——

She had a shotgun in her hand!

I'm stupid!

Lie down!

Vardy raised his hands above his head in an instant, as if surrendering. He didn't want to be a wild boar under a shotgun.

Turning his head to look at Will again, he found that the old guy also looked timid and timid, but his eyes were still squinting, this old pervert.

"Ma'am, please calm down, I'm not a good person!"

After finishing speaking, Vardy felt that something was wrong, but before he could think about it, he found that the beautiful young woman had already picked up the shotgun.

"I'm Jamie Vardy, and behind us is our captain Will. We're here to surprise the fans!" Vardy quickly lifted his baseball cap. He was really afraid that the young woman would shoot him without saying a word.

The glamorous young woman snorted coldly, "Of course I know you are Vardy, but if you can send gifts to the fans and send them to Liverpool fans' homes, you are considered amazing! Just right, I will shoot you two now, so as not to save Eve Ton is always on top of Liverpool, a rubbish team like Everton should be relegated to hell!"

Vardy broke out in a cold sweat, and at the same time complained to Will in his heart.

Nima, what did I say, but in the end, he really came to the house of Liverpool fans!

Isn't this the lamb who took the initiative to run to the tiger's house and wait to be eaten!

Can it be more reliable?

"This, you may not know, I have always been the most loyal supporter of Liverpool. I have dreamed of joining Liverpool since the beginning. For the sake of everyone loving Liverpool, can you put the gun down, don't shoot, I am myself man!"

What face do you need at this time, let's save your life first!

Of course, Vardy is not lying. As a fraternity fan in his previous life, he really liked many teams, and one of them was called Liverpool.

After finishing speaking, looking at the indifferent expression of the young woman, Valdy felt that he might be dying soon.

Vardy even closed his eyes in fear.

But half a day later, he didn't hear the gunshots, and didn't feel any pain in his body, so he slowly opened his eyes.

The glamorous young woman was still holding a gun, and her expression was still so cold.