I am Vardy

Dudek purposely sculpted in front of tens of thousands of fans at Goodison Park.

I'm handsome, right?

But at this moment, Vardy suddenly jumped out from behind him, and under his terrified expression, Shi Shiran took the ball away.

The rest of the work was as simple as putting the elephant in the fridge, and Vardy took the ball into the goal in two steps to the cheers of surprise from the Everton fans.

In fact, Vardy really wanted to pretend to stop the ball on the goal line, and when the Liverpool players were about to catch up, he would poke it lightly!

Extremely coquettish!

But this is a bit too pretentious, Vardy is afraid that he will be killed!

In fact, it would be a bit insulting to do that. Vardy is funny, but not a scum, so he still chose to resolve the battle in a quick and neat way.

Who would have thought that the game would take such a turn?

Cahill's shocking shots failed to break through Liverpool's goal, but Vardy stabbed Liverpool in this way.

Dudek's expression and eyes revealed that there is no love in life.

When I watched the highlights before, I always felt that the goalkeeper who made such a fatal mistake was an idiot.

But I didn't expect that I would be stupid today!

Vardy was so excited that he really wanted to put his arms around Dudek's shoulders and give him a thumbs up.

Brother, this ball is yours!

In view of the fact that you have been loyal and unswerving for decades to complete the great undercover career, I will wear a beautiful big red flower on your chest.

Being able to score such a wonderful goal is more exciting than the long-distance attack in the counterattack.

For the Everton players and Moyes, this is simply a blessing, this is a blessing.

I thought it would be a fierce and anxious derby, but it turns out that the intensity is indeed as hot as ever.

Even if they sit at home, Everton may not be able to score a goal. Liverpool's strength is not a joke.

But not much, Everton is now leading by two goals, even those who watched the game feel a little baffled.

The first goal was a corner, which is fine.

But this second goal was really unexpected. Who would have thought that Dudek, an excellent goalkeeper, would make such a ridiculous mistake.

Of course, it is undeniable that Vardy's spirituality is also the key, as if he had a premonition that Dudek would do this.

Everyone saw what happened next.

"It's a beautiful ball, I think it must be the top five ball in football this week!"

"I feel like Dudek is about to cry, you spoiled me!"

"It's a good thing you didn't treat me like that in training, otherwise I would have cried too!"

 …

The teammates ran over excitedly, chattering around Vardy, and celebrated the goal that fell from the sky with Vardy.

In fact, Vardy didn't expect that Dudek would really put the ball on the ground. By chance, he really didn't mean it.

There are always many stepping stones on the road to success, and these stepping stones are called background boards. Obviously, Dudek is a qualified background board today.

Dudek sacrificed his life's honor to fulfill Vardy's unpredictable goal.

Well, thinking of this, Vardy felt that a big red flower was not enough, or give him another pennant!

Suddenly, Vardy thought of something.

There are many reasons why Liverpool was able to win the Champions League this season and staged the myth and legend of Istanbul Night.

First of all, Milan, who led by three goals in the first half and thought they had a chance to win, relaxed their vigilance;

Secondly, the inner pants and outer pants of the Liverpool team have evolved from humans to beasts;

In the end, Dudek's brave performance in the penalty shootout made him the savior.

These conditions are indispensable.

But today, I gave Dudek the biggest shame in his career. Will it seriously damage Dudek's self-confidence and drive a good man crazy?

Well, assuming that the Liverpool generals had an epic equalizer in the second half, but in the penalty shootout, could such a Dudek, who had lost his confidence, deal a fatal blow to Milan?

Vardy felt that he might have changed history!

Well, at worst, go comfort him when the game is over!

 …

The game restarted, and Liverpool, who had lost a weird goal, was obviously lacking in energy, morale was not as high as before, and the offense seemed rigid.

This kind of Liverpool Everton is easier to deal with, and even the pressure on the defense line has dropped sharply.

The Everton fans in the stands are going crazy with joy. The city derby is definitely the most important game of the season. If Everton can win Liverpool once and not be relegated at the end of the season, then this can be regarded as a successful season.

What's more, Everton's results are so good now!

Time flies, especially on the court, and many times you don't even feel the passage of time.

Looking at Liverpool, which has almost no fighting spirit, Vardy feels that he has every opportunity to complete the task of "thinking about life" today.

Leading by two goals, Liverpool still has the meaning of surrendering. If they don't finish it at this time, can they wait for the next battle with Chelsea before thinking about life?

Pointing to his wrist in the direction of the bench, Vardy decided to start implementing the plan after learning that there were still 20 minutes before the end of the game.

In fact, "thinking about life" is definitely a very difficult task.

First of all, it must be an excellent single-handed opportunity. This is the foundation. If you can't even create a single-handed opportunity, how can you talk about "thinking about life"?

Secondly, you must have the acting skills to win the Oscar winner.

Unlike Bashen's thinking about life, that guy really thinks about life, while Vardy is fake.

How to make a performance that is realistic and undetectable is the real difficulty.

Finally, the cooperation of Liverpool players is still needed. If Liverpool players don't chase back and destroy their own single-handedly, can they let themselves think about life while dribbling the ball all the way to the bottom line?

What? You said there is Dudek? Can he block one-handed?

Now the Liverpool goalkeeper is about to collapse, can you count on it?

However, the harder the task, the richer the rewards. The only regret is that this time the rewards are defensive rather than offensive.

What he lacks most now must be offensive characteristics, he needs to enrich his offensive methods.

As for defense, does Everton need him to defend?

Of course, this is not to say that defense is not important. One more skill is equivalent to one more skill for eating, so you can't die of hunger.

Well, no one can stop me!

I'm about to start thinking about life!