I am Vardy

Looking at the bad guys who rejected me and ignored me before, now they are all smiling and singing happy birthday to me with all the fans, no matter how stupid Cahill is, he should know what is going on up.

At this time, Cahill's expression, in Vardy's words later, was that the snot bubbles came out after being moved.

With tears in his eyes, he was too excited to say a word.

Cahill has never been so moved and happy as he is today.

Looking at Cahill with this appearance, Vardy was puzzled, wouldn't he really mess it up?

"Thank you, thank you so much, I know you must have done it on purpose before, so as to create a surprise effect for me, I apologize to you for my narrow heart before, you are my best friends!"

After a long time, Cahill said with tears in his eyes.

But just as Cahill finished speaking, an evil hand stretched out from behind and grabbed the back of his head suddenly.

Puff!

"It's really sour to say this from your mouth, you'd better go to the cake and be moved slowly!"

That's right, the owner of that evil hand was Vardy, and Vardy pressed Cahill's face into the cake, like a slap in the middle of swimming.

At that moment, Cahill was dazed.

When he raised his head, he couldn't see any skin color at all, his face was covered with cakes.

But soon he realized what was going on, struggled to straighten up, grabbed the cake with both hands and started to fight back.

Vardy reacted quickly and ran fast, and finally survived, but several other people suffered, and were smeared everywhere by the cake.

Such a happy atmosphere made the fans in the stands very excited. Everyone was still singing happy birthday and watching the farce on the field with grinning lips.

The referee finally couldn't stand it anymore. Although he felt that it was a bit hated for disrupting the atmosphere, there was nothing he could do about it because of his responsibility.

According to the truth, even if you want to celebrate a goal in the game, you can't have no restrictions. There is no such thing as Everton.

In order to avoid trouble, the referee still gave Cahill a yellow card, even if it was only a symbolic penalty, but it still attracted the boos of the fans.

Cahill received the yellow card with a smile, but the most important thing now is to wash his face. There is no way to play the game with a head and a face cake.

Moyes also cooperated very well and replaced Cahill directly, but the other players were not so comfortable, and they had to continue the game in jerseys stained with cake.

There is a rule in the game that if the jersey is stained with blood, the jersey must be changed before the game can continue, but there is no rule that the game cannot be played if it is stained with cake.

Up to now, the game has no suspense at all. Not to mention the score of 3:0, Everton's birthday celebration alone is enough to make Bolton lose all fighting spirit.

After the game, Vardy, who performed best, was not selected as the best player in the game. On the contrary, Cahill, who was sleepwalking and missed two penalty kicks and finally scored a penalty kick, won the best player in the game.

Well, your birthday is your biggest!

In the locker room, everyone was fighting again.

"Bastard, I thought I did something wrong and you ignored me!" Cahill made a very aggrieved expression. Indeed, he has been really depressed these days.

"You still say, look at you, like a little girl, in order to let you score, I am so easy, three penalty kicks, brother, I made three penalty kicks for you, you Look at my ankle, it's still swollen!" Vardy complained to Cahill with a very exaggerated expression.

"Yes, yes!" Carsley also set up the barrel and began to bombard Cahill, "You should feel very happy to have a friend like us. In order to let you score, we have broken our hearts!"

"For our kindness, you have to treat us even if you say anything, you can't escape this meal!"

Although Cahill was still stubborn,

But my heart has already been filled with happiness and emotion.

Then, the one-month salary of this guy is gone...

That night, several people celebrated again in the nightclub, and even Cahill, a five-good man, broke his vows, and went on a rampage until midnight.

This game is not considered a focus battle, but the paragraph about celebrating Cahill's birthday easily grabbed the headlines.

The cover of the major media is the scene of Cahill plunging into the giant cake, with the title: Guess who is this?

Of course, Vardy made three consecutive penalties and successfully entered the annals of history. Is this an alternative penalty hat-trick?

As for Cahill, he was able to score another penalty after missing two penalties. He was touted by the media as having a strong heart. When he saw the news, Vardy was also drunk. You know, Kahill Hill is definitely a girl at heart.

After winning two consecutive victories, Everton returned to third place in the standings, and also narrowed the points gap with Arsenal, which was once again surprising.

The poor performance of Manchester United and Liverpool gave Everton a chance. If this momentum is maintained, I am afraid that it is really possible to qualify for the Champions League.

On the second day of vacation, Valdi lay on the bed and refused to move all day. This should be the life of an otaku.

When he was awake and couldn't wait to enter the system, Vardy felt that he was not far from the next offensive feature.

There are no funny points, because he didn't do anything funny at all. As for pushing Cahill into the cake, anyone who is in such a good position can't help but do it.

Fortunately, he has no regrets. What he lacks most now is not the characteristic points, but the characteristics themselves. Without new offensive characteristics, just having characteristic points is useless.

The game took all three points, one goal and one assist, and another five gold coins were scored.

Go into the store and take a look around. Not surprisingly, there are offensive characteristic fragments on the shelves. This is a must-buy for Vardy.

What surprised Vardy even more was that there was another universal fragment. Although the price was a bit more expensive, he still sold it without hesitation.

With four offensive characteristic fragments and one universal fragment, Vardy is only one step away from his own new characteristic. As long as the offensive characteristic fragments can be refreshed in the store next week, Vardy can synthesize new offensive characteristic.

Huh?

What is this "court black hole"?

Vardy spotted a strange item on a shelf, never seen one before.

After careful inspection, Vardy realized that this is a halo-type consumable item. After using it on someone, if he is on the court for a while, this person will be very attractive to the ball.

This explanation seems a little unclear. Is this thing the best for the team's playmaker?

The playmaker passes the ball to others, and others pass the ball to him, constantly dispatching, forming a scene advantage, and finally making a fatal blow?

Should this be understood?

Vardy is a little confused, but usually produced by the system, it will not be useless.

ah!

Is it possible to use this way?

Vardy suddenly thought of a usage of this thing, and after thinking about it over and over again, he felt more and more feasible.

Anyway, this thing is cheap, only two yuan, even if my idea can't be realized, it's not a waste.

Make a decisive move!

But looking at his system currency balance, Vardy couldn't laugh anymore. Today's expenses are a bit high, and he actually spent all his money.

I've become a complete pauper.