I am Really an Insider

It was only after Wayne returned to the locker room that he realized that he had indeed set a record.

And what should I say about this record? Because no one has ever completed it, or even come close to it, it is so difficult that there is almost no possibility of it being created, so it is very unpopular and often ignored.

It was so unpopular that even the media, who were very familiar with historical records, did not react for a while.

Although most of the records in NBA history are difficult to break, it is not difficult to get close.

For example, when Chamberlain scored 100 points, Kobe Bryant scored 81 points. McGrady can play 35 seconds and 13 minutes for a lifetime, and there are even more people who have come close.

Not to mention the Miller moment, Millsap, a player who is not a superstar, also did something like 28 seconds and 11 minutes.

Other things like how many points you score in a single quarter, how many rebounds you get in a game, or even 72 wins in a single season are not so out of reach.

Even if there is no Trail Blazers' 75 wins in this history, there are still the Spurs' 67 wins, the Mavericks' 67 wins, the Celtics' 66 wins and the Warriors' 73 wins.

Many records in the NBA have to add the condition "since the league has official statistics."

Because if this condition is not added, many records in ancient times would not matter at all.

There is a man named Zhang Erwan, who can be called a record harvester. Even his nickname itself is an incredible record.

But the record that Wayne created today, even if the level of professionalism is not that high, and all kinds of exaggerated records are rampant in ancient times, no one can achieve it.

The two teams ranked first in five average data per game in the series!

The closest in history was James last year. He ranked first on both teams in three statistics and won the championship.

As soon as Wayne came back this year, he made history in the first round of the playoffs.

So how difficult was this record?

Let alone the two teams ranking first in five statistics, it is not easy to rank first among the teams in five statistics in the series.

In history, only Olajuwon, James and Wayne have done it.

Jordan was fierce, but there was Rodman next to him who was rebounding.

O'Neal is strong, but it is impossible to surpass defenders in steals and assists.

No matter how versatile Green is at his peak, he can't outscore Curry.

Therefore, if you want to top the team in all five basic statistics, you have to have more men than men.

But after Wayne's game today, he directly ranked first among the two teams in five statistics!

In terms of scoring, it overshadowed Harden, who ranked second in the regular season scoring list. In terms of rebounds and blocks, he overshadowed Howard, who focused on blue-collar work.

In terms of assists and steals, he surpassed many defenders from both teams.

It's incredible.

The most incredible thing is that after breaking such a difficult record, Wayne only said: "It's nothing, it's normal."

Wayne himself was speechless. Am I overdoing it?

Sure enough, when he picked up the phone and looked at it, even Bird couldn't help but send a text message.

"Your way of pretending, in the 1980s, would have easily been beaten by a fat man with low quality!"

Kobe also complained: "You are the most shameless superstar I have ever seen."

Only the low-quality fat guy Barkley cheered on his social media.

"What did I say? Wayne's performance in the playoffs will exceed that of the regular season! Look, it's a record, and it's an unprecedented record that may never be matched again.

Now, Michael Jordan can say that he is second in the world!

Because to Wayne, this record is just a "nothing" level. "

Sir Bar has a good relationship with the old gangster, and he also has a good relationship with Wayne.

But why prefer Wayne?

The reason is very simple, he will help whoever leads him to win the championship.

Originally, Wayne's words were not that Versailles-like, but when Sir Ba emphasized it, it would be impossible to escape even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Wayne is so innocent. Do you believe me when I say I didn’t pretend to be beeping on purpose?

Pretending to beep by mistake does not count as pretending to beep!

At the subsequent press conference, the reporters looked at Wayne differently. They all seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Sure enough, as soon as the press conference started, the reporters started making fun of him.

"Wei, after setting a less explosive record, how far do you think you are from being the GOAT?"

"Although this record is nothing to you, I still want to ask, do you think someone will be able to break your record in the future?"

"I don't want to bother you with such a small problem, but I'm really curious. In the next three rounds, can you still set such a record that is nothing?"

Wayne:.

Well, I got my comeuppance.

Wayne is usually the eccentric reporter, but today he was beaten by a group of reporters.

Although the reporters were joking with Wayne, there was no malicious intent.

But it still made Wayne uncomfortable to ask.

My image of Versailles is probably irreversible.

It has been decided that next time he retires, Wayne will write a book: "I Really Don't Want to Pretend".

In a very Versailles atmosphere, the Trail Blazers' first round series came to an end.

Although the whole Internet is teasing Wayne as the King of Versailles, most of them are just joking + being stubborn.

It's like, people tease Curry for being a primary school student, but no one really thinks he is a mentally retarded younger brother, right?

People always make fun of Durant as a loser. Do some people really think he is a loser?

Ridiculing McGee is very smart, no one really thinks there is something wrong with his head, right?

If it were true, wouldn't these three people be invincible on the same team?

Therefore, when people make fun of Wayne, they are just making fun of him.

After all, Wayne did have Versailles capital.

In the first round, they carried the entire game without the scoring leader Curry. Both teams ranked first in five statistics. They defeated the mosaic in three quarters in the first three games and beat Harden to death in two rounds in the last game.

This strength is outrageous.

For a time, many Wayne formulas appeared on the Internet.

Although I drove a Lamborghini Buffalo when I was 21, it was nothing, it was normal.

Although I have achieved a small goal of being worth hundreds of millions at a young age, it is nothing, it is normal.

Although I update thousands of words every day and add countless pictures, this is nothing, it is normal.

Just all kinds of jokes.

In Wayne's previous life, Fu Yuanhui's meme of "The Greatest Power" could become popular all over the Internet.

As a well-known athlete in China, Wayne knows how popular this joke is.

During training the next day, the primary school student practiced with everyone for the first time after finally returning from injury.

In the training match that afternoon, Curry was in very good condition and scored 8 three-pointers in just 20 minutes.

After the media opening time, when reporters asked Carlisle how Curry was doing, Carlisle also told reporters Curry's brilliant record this afternoon.

So, a reporter asked Curry: "How do you feel when you feel so hot in the first training game back?"

"Let me tell you something. Although I shot all over the place during my first training session after I came back, it's nothing. It's normal."

Curry was having fun playing tricks, but found Wayne staring at him from a distance.

Wayne's eyes conveyed three words - What about my elbow?

What fun is there in a broken story!

While the whole world is in Versailles, Game 5 of the Thunder vs. Clippers series is about to begin.

Wayne went home immediately after training and sat in front of the TV, preparing to watch the game.

Currently, the Thunder and Clippers are tied 3-1. In other words, if the Thunder win today's game, they will become the Trail Blazers' opponents in the next round.

To be honest, if Gui Shao hadn't been blocked by Robertson's knee in the playoffs, the Thunder would have advanced by now.

Without Guishao, the Thunder would not be the one to kill the game after all.

The situation in the Western Conference this year is similar to what the media predicted before.

The Warriors have eliminated the Grizzlies 4-0 to advance, and the Spurs have also beaten the Mavericks 3-1.

The Spurs' double-German combination is always abusing people, and the Warriors' Green is also kicking people every day.

Instead of kicking the balls this time, I'm going to kick the butt instead. Facts have proved that Green is really versatile, he can play in front and behind.

This result also means that starting from the second round, the top four in the Western Conference, the Trail Blazers, Warriors, Spurs and Thunder, will start fighting.

Today's game is also the first game of Guisbrook's comeback.

Thunder fans cheered when they heard that Turtle was coming back, and Clippers fans were also very happy.

They all thought that Agui's comeback could kill the game.

Fans of both teams are happy to have one person come back, and Gui Shao is probably the first person in history.

Wayne also wanted to know how Agui was doing after his comeback.

This will directly determine the difficulty of the Blazers' clearance in the next round of the game.

Far away in Oklahoma, Durant and Turtles were seriously preparing for the game.

The two brothers didn't say a word. They both knew the importance of this game.

To be precise, the importance of this season.

For Agui and KD, they have been waiting for this season for a long time. Because they have encountered too many accidents in the past few years.

Westbrook was injured and only played two games in the 2013 playoffs. The Thunder lost their best speed booster and that season came to an abrupt end.

Wayne suddenly announced his retirement 13 years later. For the Thunder, this was the best opportunity to break out of the Western Conference. But what happened?

In 2014, both young players were healthy, but Ibaka was injured again in the playoffs, creating the last carnival for the old Spurs.

That year belonged to San Antonio, to Duncan, and to the paralyzed guy No. 2.

In short, they are not two Thunder players who performed well.

In 2015, the aging of the Spurs was visible to the naked eye. James left the Heat to join the Cavaliers. No one knew how long it would take for the new Cavaliers to adjust.

It seems like this is another opportunity for the Thunder.

As a result, Durant only played 27 times that season. Well, this time the injury finally caught up with him.

Westbrook averaged 28.1 points, 7.3 rebounds and 8.6 assists per game that season. His shooting stability is still not good, but in other aspects, he is at the top of the league in most aspects.

His breakthroughs, his overall view, and his great destructive power that can tear apart the opponent's defense are all amazing.

He finally became a better version of himself, but he no longer had the best big brother by his side.

Without Durant, the Thunder directly missed the playoffs.

For three consecutive years, I set out ambitiously every time, but failed every time.

The two brothers really wanted to say that: Do you know how I got here in the past three years?

Westbrook and Adu both held a breath in their hearts. They knew that if there were not these damn accidents, they should have done something long ago.

This year, the team didn’t have any surprises. The best turtle boy finally met the best Adu.

Durant's control of the game is already at the top of the league. Westbrook averaged 23.5 points, 7.8 rebounds and 10.4 assists per game this season, showing signs of averaging a triple-double in the future.

Not only is the data good, in terms of real plus-minus, Westbrook's 7.85 data ranks third among guards. The first two are Wayne's silly son Curry and Wayne's other son Paul.

Both sons are so good. The title of famous educator in the 21st century is really not given to Wayne for nothing.

Durant ranked fourth among the forwards with a plus-minus value of 6.48. The players in front were Wayne, Lao James and Chai Dan.

In other words, Westbrook and Durant this season are the strongest duo comparable to the combination of Kuwe.

Therefore, the fans no longer called them Er Shao, but gave them an even more explosive nickname - Wang Zhao!

Today, the Wangzha Group reunites again.

Neither of them spoke, but both of them knew what they were going to do next.

Nothing can stop them from moving forward.

If there is.

Then crush them!

"Sergey Ibaka, three-point shooting bang! Beautiful pass, Westbrook found his teammate in the corner in time, Ibaka has already hit two three-pointers today!"

After scoring the goal, Ibaka pointed at Turtle. Turtle, who came back wearing a mask today, smelled more like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Moreover, after putting on the mask, he seemed to have truly entered his ultimate form, playing extremely efficiently today.

Just now, it was another typical assist, using the explosive impact to break up the opponent's formation.

In the past, nine out of ten turtles would play this kind of ball by themselves. If you can make progress, you have to make progress. If you can't make progress, you have to make progress. It's over.

But today, he was always able to find his teammates in the open space.

Little Jordan was also helpless. He was already in a dilemma.

Don't protect the frame, Agui's impact today was too terrible.

Protect the rim, Ibaka's COSCO shot was really accurate today.

It is useless to guard against anyone.

It would be nice if there was a help-defense monster like Wei Ge by his side, but now when Little Jordan turned around, there was no help-defense monster, only the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Hey, it’s another day of being beaten so much that I miss Brother Wei.

After one round, Lee directed a single against Robertson, but his pull-up jump shot failed miserably.

Director Li didn't even pay attention. Did he sit down without seeing Rachel?

You don’t even know why playing in front of your girlfriend brings you buffs?

Rachel always teases Robertson, "You are not as accurate as my mother in shooting. My mother can shoot the ball more accurately than you in high heels. Are you embarrassed?"

Robertson: Can we stop talking about shooting?

Rachel: OK, I dare to slap O'Neal on the head in front of him, do you dare?

Robertson: Let’s talk basketball.

Rachel: Are your shots as accurate as mine?

Robertson:

So today, Robertson tried his best to prove that not only I am not as accurate as you in shooting, but also many people in this league are not as accurate as you in shooting!

On the contrary, it proves that his shooting is not that bad after all.

This is called reverse thinking!

Today, the guy named Tony from the Trail Blazers is not here, so Robertson can only use the guidance of Lee to perform surgery.

Director Lee was guarded very awkwardly today, and Robertson looked as if he had been smeared with Indian magic oil, so hard!

Director Lee was compromised, and the Clippers then faced a global problem, and were intercepted by Agui again.

After Agui intercepted the ball, he was going to use the force of the sewer to rush directly, but he was stopped by Griffin midway.

Silly Fen quite likes to defend the ball he misses by himself.

Agui doesn't have the same experience as Tyrannosaurus rex. We are all animals, why should we kill each other?

So, Turtle quickly gave the ball to Adu who cut in!

Adu got the basketball and stepped into the penalty area with two long steps.

Facing Jordan who was desperately running back, Adu did not choose to lay up.

"One-handed dunk! Durant dunked the ball over DeAndre's head. Oh my god, what a beautiful offensive move!"

This season, Adu dunked a total of 124 times, but only made 138 underhand layups.

If he enters the penalty area, he really wants to dunk you!

This dunk directly stopped the Clippers, and the camera also showed Rivers. The experienced coach still looked confident.

After all, as we all know, no one is better at playing 3-1 than Rivers, so it is normal for him not to panic.

Adu yelled, and then Turtle rushed up to high-five Adu and touch his chest for three rounds of fencing quality.

Both of them vented their emotions, which they had been holding back for three whole years!

No more accidents, no more injuries. This season they will definitely shock the world!

The two brothers used their explosive talents to completely crush the Clippers.

Seeing this, Wayne turned off the TV.

No more, no more miracles.

Guigui was in very good condition. In front of Wang Zha, Director Li just wore a watch and it was useless.

Wear one piece and fry one piece.

The Thunder this season are really strong.

Durant has almost no shortcomings, and Turtle is not that superior either.

A defender is third in efficiency and a forward is fourth in efficiency.

It's really scary for these two people to be together.

After all, it was the one who eliminated the 67-win Spurs and forced the 73-win Warriors into a tiebreaker in the original history.

When he met the Thunder in the playoffs before, Wayne always killed them randomly.

Half relying on himself and half relying on Turtle Shao, Adu was arranged clearly.

But this year.

Wayne will face the strongest Thunder in history!

This year's Thunder will definitely cause huge trouble to the Trail Blazers, and they must be prepared in advance.

If you want to defeat such a team, you still have to use the same idea developed during the regular season - fight for talent!

In the original history, G6 Paradise's super three-pointer and Curry's super long-distance kill in overtime were all the reasons why they were able to defeat the Thunder. They suppressed Wang Zha's talent, so they won the series.

Now, it's Wayne and Curry's turn to face the test.

The combination of third and fourth in efficiency is truly remarkable.

but.

We are the combination of No. 1 and No. 1!

Wayne is gearing up and the top four will compete for hegemony, which will definitely be extremely exciting.

Today’s update is here! (A few hundred words that have disappeared from the old rules will be specially summoned tomorrow~)