I am Really an Insider

Clippers VS Trail Blazers, a game that originally received little attention, has now become the focus of fans around the world.

Those fans who came late expressed regret that they did not see the miracle of Wayne scoring 66 points.

Even the ball god Mai Dun was accidentally cueed.

Because almighty netizens and fans used Jordan in tears.jpg to make an emoticon of Coach Lee crying and looking at his watch.

Can you imagine the mood of the old gangster?

Seeing your own team being abused is enough to make you angry.

Thinking that the competition is over, I surfed the Internet on my mobile phone to see if there was anything interesting.

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The sky is full of my own emoticons!

The old gangster wanted to ask at that time: "What happened?"

This is the timeliness of the social media era. The emoticons have been arranged before the game is over.

This is probably the closest relationship between Director Lee and the God of Basketball.

Director Lee was sitting on the bench, doubting life.

I don’t have AK or Rifle surgery, I just want to be an All-Star, what’s my crime?

66 points, 66 points in three quarters!

Why am I going through this in my life!

Wayne also got over it, but this double buff is so addictive that I can't control myself.

Stop crying. Brother Wei will buy you a watch next time. Be good.

The game is still being played, but the commentators' minds are not on the game at all.

Everyone is talking about Wayne's magical performance today.

66 points in three quarters, which is the highest score in Wayne's career and the highest individual score in the first three quarters since the NBA began to collect official statistics.

As we all know, when people discuss various records, they must exclude the era of Marshal Zhang.

Otherwise, most of the records in this league are with the surname Zhang.

However, there is another record today that not even Dashuai Zhang can match - Wayne is the oldest player in NBA history to score 60 points in a single game!

The previous record holder, Zhang Dashuai, scored 60 points at the age of 32, but he had fewer days than Wayne.

This is the most outrageous thing about Wayne.

After retiring and coming back, in his 30s, he was able to break his career scoring record.

Fortunately, Wayne is back, otherwise he would have missed so many records.

Of course, if we want to talk about records today, we can't just talk about Wayne.

The Clippers also set a record, the lowest single-quarter scoring record in team history.

In the third quarter of the game, the Clippers, who were completely beaten by Sabie, only scored 5 points in a single quarter.

5 points!

In a basketball game, it’s not easy for the whole team to score only 5 points in a single quarter!

Even if you score two three-pointers, you still have more than 5 points.

This record is as great as 66 points in three quarters!

I don’t know what Coach Rivers’ acceptance speech was.

Lao Li: "Where's the Italian cannon!?"

Of course, the crew members of the little broken boat need not feel ashamed at all, because 5 points in a single quarter is not actually the league's lowest scoring record in a single quarter.

In the game between the Warriors and the Raptors on February 8, 2004, the Warriors once set a shocking record of scoring 2 points in a single quarter.

Throughout the fourth quarter, Dampier was the only one on the Warriors team to hit a shot, which was the hope of the whole village.

Worthy of being the second center in the Western Conference.

But if you think that the most exciting thing about this game is 2 points in a single quarter, you are totally wrong.

The most outrageous part of this game is that the Warriors had already scored 2 points in a single quarter, and it was so bad that the Raptors actually had to fight the Warriors in overtime to decide the winner. In the end, they only won by 3 points. .

Between the Warriors and the Raptors, if one of them is even slightly more accurate, this unprecedented game will never become a reality.

This is probably the highest state of novices pecking each other.

"Beep beep beep~"

Finally, the painful and long fourth quarter was over.

Lillard felt like he couldn't even stand up. He felt like he was being humiliated in front of Guan Gong.

Originally, he wanted to score points on the Trail Blazers, but Wayne taught Lillard with practical actions: "That's not called explosive points. Look, I'll teach you what real explosive points are by using my left hand and right hand in slow motion." "

If time could go back again, Director Li just wanted to say to Brother Wei: "Stop fighting, I was wrong!"

At this time, there were not many fans left in the Staples Center. When Wayne scored 66 points in three quarters, 80% of the fans chose to go home and sleep.

The little broken boat was originally the second team in Los Angeles, but it capsized today. The younger brother's seat is more stable than that of the handsome guy.

Everyone on the Clippers walked back dejectedly. Only Rivers hugged and congratulated Wayne: "Great game, Way."

After all, Rivers' psychological quality is here. When he was reversed 3-1, he didn't even take a breath. He is nowhere higher than those young people.

What a grace!

Then, Wayne rushed to the referee and asked for today's game ball.

A special commemorative model with 66 points, this must be kept and placed in the most conspicuous position in the living room.

Make sure that when Laojia comes to your home as a guest, you can see him at a glance~

Forget it, I'll send it directly to Kobe later. They're all in Los Angeles anyway.

Then, the reporters gathered together and prepared to interview Wayne.

Wayne didn't mock the little junk anymore, after all, they were already pitiful enough.

Moreover, without Lee's tenacity in guiding the first half, Wayne probably would not have the determination to score 66.

After casually responding with a few standard answers, Wayne walked back to the tunnel with the basketball and the honor of 66 points in three quarters.

The other teammates had already gone back to the locker room. Only Turner stayed with Wayne and helped him get drinks.

The two walked to the door of the locker room. Wayne was about to push the door open, but he suddenly paused.

"Uh-huh, bring me the drink, you go in first." Wayne winked at Turner.

Turner didn't think much, opened the door and walked in.

When you first enter, you will find a bucket of ice water with ice cubes.

"Hahahahaha, I caught you this time, hahahaha. Huh? Why is Wayne a little dark?"

When everyone was confused, Wayne just walked in slowly.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're such an insignificant person, how dare you harm me?"

He actually added ice cubes to the ice water. It was really a tough guy's game. Fortunately, he didn't get tricked.

I just felt so sorry for Turner that he burst into tears.

Being a rookie in a nursing home is so hard!

The pioneers are happy here, but on the other side, the atmosphere of the little broken boat is somewhat sad.

Griffin declined all interviews and left without saying a word after taking a shower.

As one of the people who defended Wayne today, Shafen felt that he had been completely humiliated.

Mbah a Moute sat alone in front of the locker and muttered to himself, saying things that were incomprehensible: "I'll just go home and marry 10 wives, I can't play basketball anymore."

Lillard is the most courageous. Only he faces the camera and reporters' interviews and questions.

"Damien, please evaluate this game. Your performance has been outstanding. In the first half, you and Wayne were almost evenly matched. But in the third quarter, what happened?"

Coach Lee looked helplessly at the camera and said the famous line: "You know, in my entire basketball career, I've never seen an offense like this!"

Leader Li has realized, people, never regard hobbies as talents.

Today, Wayne let Coach Lee know that playing basketball is just his hobby.

Stop fighting and go sing and dance rap.

Of course, Wayne knew very well that Lee's isolation was only temporary.

This perseverant No. 0 will not perish in despair, but will only rise in despair.

After taking a shower, Wayne changed his clothes and prepared to go to the press conference.

As a result, I took out my phone and saw that there were hundreds of text messages and countless messages on social media, basically congratulating myself for breaking the record.

But in addition, Wayne discovered that there were 24 missed calls, all from Kobe.

Wayne shook his head speechlessly, but still called back.

"Wayne, you bastard!" As soon as the call was connected, Kobe sent a friendly and sincere greeting to his old friend.

"Damn, everyone is congratulating me. It's good for you, you're good at Zhangkou."

"You must have done it on purpose. You broke my record in Los Angeles. You are so vicious. I'm about to retire, can't you leave something for me?"

"If I did it on purpose, your 81-point record would be gone. Thank me, the 81-point record is still yours."

"Stop talking, I've decided, I want to challenge you!"

"Challenge me?"

"Yes, I want to break your record as the oldest player to score 60 points in a single game. Wayne, believe it or not, I can score 60 points in a single game this season!"

"I do not believe."

"Hmph, keep an eye on it. The oldest one with 60 points must be mine!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Wayne couldn't help but laugh. It seems that in this history, the 60 points in the curtain call are inextricably related to himself.

Wayne deliberately said he didn't believe it, so that he could stimulate chatter and play the most perfect final game in NBA history.

The next day, almost all celebrities came out to praise Wayne.

Bird praised Wayne on social media: "As expected of Wayne, congratulations! Of course, I always think that 60 points in three quarters is not the most difficult. The most difficult is to achieve a quadruple-double in three quarters. Well, currently only me in 1985 can do that been."

In 1985, Bird said this when he scored 32 points, 12 rebounds, 10 assists and 9 steals in three quarters.

Some people ostensibly came to congratulate Wayne, but in fact they took the opportunity to show off.

The old hooligan also congratulated Wayne and added an old photo of Wayne when he beat North Carolina in front of him during the NCAA period, with the text: "Where the legend begins."

Speaking of which, Wayne is truly an example of someone who defies fate and changes his destiny.

The poisonous milk of the old gangsters was of no use to him. Wayne may be the only rookie whom Jordan publicly expressed his optimism, but actually succeeded.

Artest also posted a picture of Chamberlain's 100-point series, pictured himself on it, and held up a 0-point sign.

"Although I didn't score a point, Wayne and I created greatness together!"

Just riding the heat, it's like something Artest can do.

The next night, since there was no game, Wayne invited the whole team out for a meal to celebrate his 66 points in three quarters.

It's always good to have some team building once in a while.

Wayne was originally the top player in the NBA this season, and now he has set a record of 66 points in three quarters. There is no doubt that Wayne's popularity remains high.

Therefore, although a whole day has passed, many people on the Internet are still discussing Wayne's 66 points in three quarters.

Not surprisingly, Durant, James and others will be compared with Wayne.

Lao Zhan doesn't care about this. Wayne can score 100 points in three quarters, and Lao Zhan won't have any disturbance in his heart.

He knows very well that the championship is more important than anything else.

But Xiaoshuai is different. He is so sensitive that he can't stand this at all.

Wayne's 66 points in three quarters were strong, Durant admitted.

But people kept talking about his single-game high of only 54 points, which made him very unhappy.

Again, as long as Durant wants to score, his highest score will be more than that.

I have to praise the handsome coach here. He has never been the kind of player who takes game statistics very seriously.

Durant became more and more angry as he watched. Just opening a small account online to compete with fans was no longer enough to satisfy the handsome coach.

A few days ago, there were so many people who thought I had a better scoring ability. Now, overnight, everyone has turned to Wayne.

I'm really not bad!

Xiaoshuai hesitated for half an hour, and finally picked up the phone.

On the other side, looking at the prosperous world created by Wayne, Mr. Si laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.

Compared with the previous two seasons, the NBA's level of attention is completely different.

At this time, his phone suddenly rang. It was Thunder general manager Presti.

Si Lao laughed even more happily when he saw the caller ID.

Isn’t this job done?

"Mr. President, I'm sorry to bother you so late."

"It's okay, please tell me."

"Kevin Durant, he agreed to participate in your newly prepared one-on-one match. He hopes to join forces with Wayne to give the fans a wonderful showdown."

"Really? That's great, great!"

The best scorer in the United States is on the move!

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