I am Quaresma

Quaresma, who was chatting with the referee, was still kicked out, and he could only stand on the sidelines and wait for the referee to signal him to come back.

However, after tossing around for a while, more than two minutes have passed. I am afraid that even if there is a conflict on the field, it may not be able to delay for so long, so Quaresma's strategy is successful.

But what made Quaresma very speechless was that the referee just didn't look from the sidelines or let him in, as if he had forgotten about him.

That's right, the referee was speechless after doing such a thing just now, and even a little revenge on him, the referee didn't have any idea.

Fortunately, Porto's defense really doesn't really need Quaresma. There is not much difference between him and him, so there is no big problem in the case of playing one person less for the time being.

Finally, the referee still let Quaresma in, he couldn't keep Quaresma in until the end of the game!

"Although your strategy is inherently clumsy, I still want to say, nice job!"

During the defensive interval, Fabiano looked at Quares Madao with an expression of admiration.

Just thinking about Fabiano's hobbies, and looking at Fabiano's expression of genuine admiration, Quaresma has a kind of Fabiano who is watching small films to those super persistent actors. Sincerely admire...  

With Quaresma leading the way, the Porto players know what to do next.

Perhaps the breakthrough ability is not as good as Quaresma, but when it comes to acting, no one must be convinced!

In the next 20 minutes, Porto played a good show on the grass at Stamford Bridge. As long as there is physical contact, he will definitely lie down on the ground for a while, and he will never get up until he can't pretend.

Chelsea's offense was fragmented, completely out of rhythm, and there was nothing Mourinho could do to meet such a rogue Porto.

Mourinho on the sidelines was about to cry, when I coached you, you were not like this...

In the end, amid the endless scolding of Chelsea fans, the referee blew the whistle to end the whole game, relying on Quaresma's goal and the team's concerted efforts, Porto finally got a draw away , you can leave more decently.

Quaresma also took a deep breath. This result is not perfect, but for Porto now, it is definitely the best result.

It was a really good day and a good night's sleep.

Talking and laughing with a few opponents while walking down the court, Quaresma suddenly felt dark in front of him.

Well, it's really black.

Drogba's sturdy body was in front of his eyes, completely blocking the light in front of him. In addition, Drogba was originally a black man, so it was strange that Quaresma was not dark in front of him.

Anyone who is blocked by a big black man will panic in his heart, especially since he is the initiator of Chelsea's failure to win this game, how can Quaresma be calm.

Isn't this guy going to beat himself up?

Although players who play football are not afraid of fighting, the key point is that they may not be able to beat Drogba.

With Drogba's stature as an elephant, what is the difference between him and the chick?

Just when Quaresma was thinking about it, Drogba smiled and took off his jersey suddenly.

I am Nima!

It's okay to fight, but it's not right for you to undress.

I'm so insecure about you!

But Drogba's next move finally made Quaresma relieved.

Handing the jersey to Quaresma couldn't be more obvious - I want to swap jerseys with you.

It's no wonder that Quaresma didn't understand Drogba's intentions for the first time, and he had never experienced it in his previous life, and the exchange of jerseys is usually because of mutual sympathy.

At least there must be a performance to convince the other party.

Anyway, Quaresma has not exchanged jerseys with anyone else in one season at Barcelona.

Didier Drogba scored and Quaresma scored. It is no exaggeration to say that they were the best players in this game. They should indeed exchange jerseys.

Without any hesitation, he took off his jersey and handed it to Drogba. At the same time, he put Drogba's blue jersey on his shoulders, and Drogba made a tacit punching action, and then laughed. Say goodbye!

If it is replaced by the small farmer's thinking of the previous life, then he must be thinking now - how much is the jersey worn by Drogba worth?

But now the money is not bad, so Quaresma thinks more - Drogba's jersey is so interesting, how much sweat this guy has sweated...

Before he could walk to the sidelines, his eyes suddenly lit up.

This time it was Robben.

Not tall and fair-skinned, so Quaresma shines, Robben and Drogba are two extremes.

Robben was very unconvinced. He was unconvinced when Mourinho praised Quaresma before the game, so he tried to outperform Quaresma in the game.

However, the facts may not be as good as imagined. Quaresma's goal helped Porto draw with Chelsea, and Bridge and Gallas couldn't stop him, and his performance was extremely dazzling;

But he was guarded by Valente and wanted to escape for a while, and his performance was extremely mediocre, which could even be described as bad.

But even so, Robben still refused to admit defeat. He came to Quaresma just to tell him that you were lucky enough to win this game, but in the next game, I must perform better than you!

However, Robben had just walked up to Quaresma, and before he could speak, Quaresma spoke first.

How could Quaresma know what kind of thought Robben was carrying? He thought that Robben was also here to exchange jerseys with him, so he was a little proud in his heart - look, brother is so popular.

"Then what, you may be late, I just exchanged jerseys with Drogba." Quaresma smiled at Robben: "There are no jerseys now, only shorts are left, say, do you want to The outside is the inside!"

what?

Robben froze there.

Who wants your panties!

He swallowed the words he was holding back, looked at Quaresma with a distorted expression, and watched it for more than ten seconds before Robben turned and walked away resolutely.

If Quaresma can read minds, then he must be able to see the infinite grief in Robben's heart!

Shrugging, Quaresma naturally didn't know what Robben was thinking, and shook his head again.

Don't forget it, my pants are Victoria's Secret, and I don't want to waste a pair of pants!

"Yo, what the hell is he doing?" Meireles, who was beside Quaresma, sang in a rapping voice.

Quaresma stretched out his palms and said jokingly, "Who knows! Maybe it's just pure worship of me, you want to come and see your idol!"

This time it was Meireles' turn to roll his eyes.

"Yo, you're such a stinky fart!"