I am Quaresma

In fact, not many players in the Arsenal team have been to Japan.

Arsenal didn't necessarily pay attention to the Asian market before, and they didn't have a summer trip to Asia, and they couldn't participate in the Toyota Cup. Naturally, they didn't have the opportunity to go to Japan.

And players prefer to vacation by the sea, obviously several countries along the Mediterranean Sea are better places to go.

It seems that only players who participated in the 2002 World Cup have the opportunity to go to Japan. In addition, it seems that only Quaresma has come to Japan with Porto.

"Ricardo, help me bring some discs?"

Before flying to Japan, Quaresma's former Porto teammate Fabiano called him.

Fabiano's request is completely in line with his personality. He not only likes watching small movies, but also has a collection of small movies.

It is estimated that he also knew that Quaresma would go to Japan to participate in the Club World Cup, so he called Quaresma to help bring the goods!

In fact, Quaresma didn't want to be a purchasing agent. First, he didn't make money, and second, he was too embarrassed to go into a store that sold discs. If he was photographed by paparazzi, it would probably be lively for a while.

But it doesn't matter, if you don't go by yourself, you can hand over this job to other people!

There is another guy in the Arsenal team who likes to do business to the core. Purchasing is considered a business, so he must be happy to help.

So, Quaresma found Flamini.

"A friend of mine wants me to help bring some small movie discs, preferably collector's edition or limited edition, can you take this business?"

Quaresma asked Flamini with a faint smile.

Flamini smiled and asked indifferently, "Then can I make a little more difference?"

Quaresma nodded naturally. Fabiano is not short of money. It doesn't matter if he pays a little more for his lifelong hobby. Could it be that Flamini took the opportunity to show Fabiano an unbelievable Accept the price?

After exhorting Flamini, Quaresma no longer took this matter to heart. As a purchasing agent, Flamini will control all the remaining processes, including free shipping...

The plane just landed in Japan,

After the team checked into the hotel, Flamini slipped out of the hotel immediately and disappeared in front of everyone.

Anyway, Flamini is used to being a maverick, and even Wenger didn't care about him. Who knows if this guy brought something from London to sell in Japan?

At night, Flamini sneaked into Quaresma's room and showed Quaresma his purchases.

"Boom!"

A huge backpack hit the bed heavily, with such force that Simmons almost bounced Quaresma up.

"You are..." Quaresma looked at Flamini in a daze, feeling that there was something dangerous in the backpack.

Could it be that this guy has a backpack full of explosives, planning to carry out a terrorist attack in Tokyo?

"Stab!"

Under Quaresma's astonished eyes, Flamini directly opened the backpack, revealing the explosives inside... no, it's the disc...

Quaresma felt bad all of a sudden!

What do these nearly a thousand discs mean?

You fucking emptied out the disc store?

Quaresma thought that something might happen to Flamini, but he didn't expect this guy to be so straightforward, he just wrapped the disc round without doing anything...

Ignoring Quaresma's inconceivable expression, Flamini said excitedly: "I visited every store that sold small movies on that street, and bought all the collector's editions and limited editions. This time, I can finally make a fortune!"

The corners of Quaresma's mouth twitched, his face was covered with black lines, and at the same time, he was mourning for Fabiano in his heart.

It stands to reason that Bianno's salary is definitely not low. At this level, it is not a problem to earn more than 2 million euros at the same time. Even if the taxes are paid, how can there be 1 million euros left?

It can be seen that Flamini's posture is the rhythm that wants to make Fabiano go bankrupt!

An ordinary disc is about ten or twenty euros. It is hard to say the price of the limited edition and collector's edition. Now there are almost a thousand copies here. Even if Quaresma is not very good at mathematics, he can probably calculate it.

If Fabiano really pays for the discs in this backpack, then he will play for nothing for a season...

Looking at Flamini vigilantly, Quaresma felt that he should stay away from this guy, because you don't know when he will cheat you.

After thinking about it, Quaresma still picked up the phone and called Fabiano. Anyway, Flamini was cheated, and he couldn't cheat.

"Luis, first of all, you have to be mentally prepared. This time we bought a bit too many discs!" Quaresmario apologized.

Fabiano didn't care about it on the other end of the phone: "I bought a bit too much? That's great, I'm still worried that you will be petty, so bring me one or two!"

"You don't have to worry that I can't bear it. I don't care even if I spend all my salary for a season. Who made small movies my lifelong pursuit!"

After speaking, Fabiano laughed out loud, obviously deeply proud of his noble pursuit.

And Quaresma is about to collapse, who the hell are around him?

Row! Isn't it okay for you to spend all your salary for a season?

Then you just wait to eat dirt!

To put it bluntly, Quaresma and Flamini packed a backpack of discs, delivered them directly to Fabiano by international express, and then sent the bill to Fabiano.

Don't say anything! Pay it!

Quaresma didn't know what Fabiano's expression would be when he received the courier and the bill, but he guessed it was probably not very good!

Flamini next to him laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. Even if he didn't say anything, Quaresma knew that this product must have made a lot of money in this purchasing operation!

This way of making money is much faster than robbery!

"Next time there is such a job, please introduce it to me!" Flamini winked at Quaresma and said, "I'll give you a commission!"

Almost out of breath, Quaresma, who was almost out of breath, kicked Flamini out of the room.

"Take you old wood!"

 …

"Ricardo, you are really my brother!"

Early in the morning of the game with the Mexican American team, Quaresma received a call from Fabiano, and Fabiano on the other end of the phone was so excited that he seemed to jump off a building.

Quaresma couldn't help sighing, this time could make Fabiano feel uncomfortable for a while.

"It's you who said that it doesn't matter if you spend all your salary for a season, we will do exactly what you want!" Quaresma defended palely, with a weak tone.

Well, if Fabiano really can't stand it, then I can help Fabiano share a little bit. Anyway, this little money is really nothing to Quaresma.

However, Quaresma never thought that Fabiano was about to cry.

"I knew you were kind to me, I was so touched!" Fabiano shouted excitedly: "With so many discs, plus my collection all the time, I can set up an adult film museum Already!"

ah?

Quaresma rolled his eyes and froze there.

Fabiano didn't mention the bill!

Has he not seen the bill yet?

"It's almost my salary for playing for one season. Although it's a bit much, it's really worth it. Anyway, I play football to make money to buy discs. No matter how much I spend, it's worth it!" Fabiano looked serious, not lying at all. .

Quaresma was about to cry!

Can we be normal?

Who in a normal person would spend all the money he earns in a year to buy small movie discs?

You want to open an adult film museum?

I just want to know, what the hell did you eat to grow so big?

Hanging up the phone speechlessly, Quaresma was really afraid that while he was talking, Fabiano invited himself to cut the ribbon for his adult film museum...

Everyone has their own pursuits, pursuits and dreams should not be discriminated against, even Fabiano's dream is to have the most small movie discs in the world, isn't it?

It's like pursuing more championships and honors, which is also my right and freedom.

Perhaps in Fabiano's view, a small disc is equivalent to a championship trophy!

After thinking about it, Quaresmara passed Flamini, and he did nothing.

"I reckon you can continue this business for a long time. Anyway, Fabiano's salary is so much for a season. Don't overdo it. Give him some rations, you know?"

Flamini rubbed his hands excitedly, his eyes glistened, like a wild wolf that saw its prey, green and shiny.

"Well, I promise to give customers the best service experience! In addition, I will not forget your commission!"

"roll!"

 …

To participate in the Club World Cup, Arsenal has only one goal, and that is to take away the Club World Cup championship trophy.

For the deformed product of FIFA, the Club World Cup, most fans don't like it, it seems like a farce.

Speaking of which, apart from the strength of the Copa Libertadores champion, the teams from other continents are simply here to make up the numbers. What's the point of playing such a game?

Even if it is the champion of the Copa Libertadores, if it is placed in the five major leagues, I am afraid it may not be able to enter the Champions League!

The style of football in South America is very different from that of European football, and the tactical discipline is loose. When encountering the giants with strict tactical discipline in Europe, they usually do not have much resistance.

Therefore, while winning the championship, how to reduce Arsenal's consumption as much as possible has become an important task for Arsenal.

In the first game against Mexico America, the Central and North American opponent, Wenger unsurprisingly adopted a large rotation.

Even Wenger dared to make a large rotation in the Premier League, not to mention the tasteless Club World Cup.

Although FIFA is dissatisfied with Arsenal's approach, it has nothing to do.

They only dared to ask people to veil and hope that Arsenal can play the game with all their strength, but there is no rule that stipulates that participating teams must play with all their main players.

Wenger ignored FIFA's request at all, so what if he tried his best to win the championship. If he went back and lost due to excessive consumption, could FIFA compensate Arsenal?

So, go and stay wherever it's cool, don't beep in front of me!

In fact, Arsenal's dominance has already taken shape. Even if the second-tier lineup plays, Mexico and America are still not the opponent. If Arsenal has not restrained after securing the victory in the second half, the opponent will be bloodbathed!

Quaresma sat on the bench for the whole game, so bored that he dozed off. If it wasn't for his teammate's goal that made him a little excited, he would really fall asleep!

If a reporter photographed Quaresma sleeping on the bench, it would definitely be the biggest irony for FIFA.

The competition that took so much effort to hold was not taken seriously at all, and he was probably pissed off.

In the post-match press conference, although Quaresma did not play, as Arsenal's biggest star, he was still asked to attend the conference with Wenger.

"Excuse me Quaresma, do you have anything to say about you not being able to play in this game?"

"Arsenal adopts a large rotation, is it disrespectful to the opponent?"

"What is your goal in the Club World Cup?"

"Jeonbuk Hyundai lost to the American team who just lost to you. Can you comment on the performance of the Korean team?"

 …

As a superstar player, even if he didn't play, the reporters still won't let Quaresma go.

Quaresma smiled slightly and took the microphone. In his opinion, these problems, even if there may be pitfalls, are too childish.

"First of all, rotation is an important part of a team's technical and tactical play. There are considerations for the opponent's tactics, physical fitness and injury factors, and the allocation of playing time. Respect, that only shows that you don't understand football!"

"We respect the opponent very much. I think the result of the game has already explained the problem. Does it mean that the main players must play double-digit scores to respect the opponent?"

After saying this, Quaresma took a special look at the coach of the American team and found that the opponent's coach looked embarrassed. Obviously, the strength of the American team is not enough for Arsenal.

But Quaresma doesn't care what his opponent thinks, and is still outspoken.

"My goal in the Club World Cup, one is to help the team win the Club World Cup trophy, and the other is to get the most valuable player of the Club World Cup and drive away the Toyota car!"

Speaking of this, the reporters in the audience burst into laughter, and even the staff of the sponsor Toyota couldn't help laughing, thinking: "Based on what Quaresma said, it is worth adding a chicken leg to him!"

Although it has changed from the Toyota Cup to the Club World Cup, Toyota Motor is still a sponsor of the Club World Cup, and the best player award is still a Toyota car.

The reporters couldn't help but think of such a picture——

In the garages of other superstar villas, all kinds of luxury cars are parked, such as Bugatti, Ferrari, Bentley...

And because Quaresma participates in the Club World Cup every year, he wins the best player in the Club World Cup every year, so his garage is full of Toyota cars, Land Cruiser, Prius, Highlander, RAV4 …

It hurts just thinking about it!

At least now Quaresma has a Toyota in his family. It was the Land Cruiser that was rewarded when he won the Toyota Cup in Porto. If he wins the Club World Cup MVP in a few days, he will have another Prius , there are already two of them!

Quaresma also couldn't help laughing, although he couldn't even afford to drive a Toyota in his previous life, but now, for him, a Toyota is really out of reach.

Even his younger brother, who has already started a brokerage company, doesn't like Toyota cars anymore. The Land Cruiser that Quaresma gave his younger brother has long been given to his young players by his younger brother.

As for the last question, after Quaresma laughed, he became more serious.

"The strength of Jeonbuk Hyundai should be good. I can't help being a little regretful that Arsenal failed to play against them, because... because this is such a good opportunity to score goals!"

"They should be very fortunate that they only lost 0:1 to the American team. If Jeonbuk stands in front of Arsenal, if they can't score double digits, I feel that they are not playing properly!"

"Of course, maybe the game may not go well. If they have the referee's help, we will probably have a hard time playing, right?"

"So, no matter what, I'm both regretful and fortunate that I didn't get to meet Jeonbuk!"

 …

For Quaresma, there is no pressure to belittle the stick as civilly as possible.

And it will not be abrupt, regardless of his personal preferences, Portugal itself and the South Korean team have a lot of enmity.

If it hadn't been for the bad play of the stick, Portugal would not have been eliminated in the group stage of the 2002 World Cup.

Even if there was no such thing as Quaresma in the 2002 World Cup, as a Portuguese, it is normal to hate the stick.

The reporters in the audience showed extremely excited expressions, and they knew that Quaresma is not a person who is willing to be lonely. Every time he does not cause some public opinion disturbance, he will not be the superstar with his own traffic.

They can already foresee what kind of verbal wars Quaresma's ridicule will bring to public opinion!

Sure enough, after the press conference, the public opinion on Bangzi's side was wailing because Jeonbuk Hyundai was eliminated, and now Quaresma stood up to ruthlessly ridicule, and the proud Bangzi couldn't stand it long ago .

"Smecta, he dared to mock us!"

"Damn it, it's all damn Jeonbuk's disappointment, otherwise it would be nice to abuse Quaresma to relieve his anger!"

"Portugal will be punished by the great Korean team in the next World Cup!"

"The Football Association hastened to make an appointment with Portugal, we will beat them to death!"

"Boycott Quaresma, boycott Arsenal, boycott Portugal!"

 …

The sticks were excited and cursed everywhere, as if Quaresma led troops to invade their peninsula.

The Koreans were jumping up and down, and it was naturally impossible for Arsenal to remain silent. Even Portugal reacted, cursing back one after another, which made the Club World Cup suddenly change.

"The Koreans are so shameless, it's right to be eliminated!"

"They should really be thankful that they lost to the American team. If they meet Arsenal, it would be strange if they didn't give them a good shot!"

"Don't Koreans rely on referee fathers?"

"FIFA is so fucking corrupt!"

 …

FIFA is about to cry!

Jeonbuk Hyundai was eliminated, and suddenly became the protagonist, and the Club World Cup has nothing to do with Portugal, so why do you join in the fun?

The other team that entered the final was the Copa Libertadores champion Brazil International. I thought they would be the focus of the world's attention just like Arsenal before the final, but I didn't expect that there seems to be nothing about them now... .

We are the protagonists, okay?

However, after Quares stalked, he didn't bother to talk to those people who were jumping up and down. Anyway, there are too many people standing on his side to wave the flag and shout, and there is no need for him to go out in person.

 …

"After the finals, shall we go have a big meal together?"

On the training ground, Eboue approached the circle and said with a funny expression.

Everyone has long been used to Eboue's funny look, and they don't care, but I have to say that this proposal is still good.

When you come to a place, if you don't taste the local specialties, is it equivalent to not coming?

"Well, then let's go eat the most famous local..." Quaresma just wanted to say that we should go eat the most famous and authentic Japanese food together, but he didn't want to be interrupted by Van Persie: "Of course it's a female body." Sheng La!"

"Female body flourishes!"

"Female body flourishes!"

"Female body flourishes!"

 …

A group of cattle had already howled.

Quaresma has black lines all over his face, what the hell are these animals thinking?

Some young players may not know much about this food culture, so they raised their hands weakly and asked: "What is a female body?"

Then, Van Persie gave the young man a contemptuous expression of "ignorance!", and then patiently explained: "The female body is to put food on the girl's body, to enjoy the food and appreciate the beauty of the girl's body at the same time. This is simply the most incredible food culture!"

"emmmmm..." Wilshere thought about it, and then said firmly: "Then I want to eat barbecue!"

Van Persie: "..."

Then, Van Persie led the crowd and beat Wilshere on the grass, making the Arsenal prince cry for his father and mother.

Quaresma sighed and smiled helplessly. He had long been used to this group of strange opponents.

If it's okay, he can also go to have a big meal with his teammates, but he really doesn't have time.

After playing the Club World Cup final, he will rush back to Europe and go to Switzerland to participate in the FIFA annual award ceremony. The honor of World Player of the Year was announced at the award ceremony.

Therefore, he will not be able to participate in this group activity again!

But this does not affect this group of cattle fighting local tyrants at all. They threatened Quaresma. It doesn’t matter whether they participate or not, but the point is that he has to treat him. Go up the flagpole.

Quaresma compromised because he didn't wear pants at all...

 …

The weather is sunny, and the Tokyo International Arena has already been filled with enthusiastic Japanese fans, who are all looking forward to admiring Arsenal's kingly style up close.

The Club World Cup final is here!

When Quaresma walked into the stadium, he was actually excited.

"If you win the Club World Cup, you will be one step closer to the Grand Slam!"

Quaresma muttered to himself.

The Champions League champion and the World Cup champion, these are the honorary titles that I have already won.

Arsenal is very likely to aspire to the Premier League this season, and if they win the Club World Cup in this game, then they are probably one European Cup away from the Grand Slam of Honor!

Has anyone ever won a Grand Slam of Honor?

I'm afraid there are quite a few!

But it doesn't matter, one day, I will become the only one, an eternal legend!

 …

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