I am Quaresma

After hugging Quaresma, Zidane forced a smile, turned and walked into the player tunnel. Even Quaresma could feel the loneliness.

Well, for a player already considering retirement, any loss could be sensitive and might even prompt Zidane to make some unthinkable decisions.

If possible, Quaresma feels that with Zidane's current state, there is no problem at all playing for a few more seasons.

Even if there is no way to continue to be the core in Real Madrid, then it is good to go to the world's major football deserts and use their enormous influence to promote football!

For example, come to China...

Well, it may be a bit far-fetched. At this time, the Zhonghu Club may not be able to offer sky-high wages, and considering the possibility of broken legs, it is more comfortable to retire directly!

Back in the dressing room and celebrating another lap with his teammates, Quaresma went to the press conference with Wenger.

Although the normal head coach will take the captain to the press conference, because Quaresma always performs against the sky in the game, if he does not bring Quaresma, it is easy for reporters to rebel, so Wenger has nothing to do with it. Method.

As soon as they sat down, before the head coach spoke according to the procedure, the reporters were already excited and started to ask questions regardless of the order on the scene.

Well, even if this is Spain, do you think about whether I understand Spanish when you ask questions!

However, after the Real Madrid press officer maintained order, the scene slowly calmed down, but seeing the eagerness of the reporters, Quaresma was really afraid that when they were allowed to ask questions, they would rush up and eat themselves.

Wenger and Schuster's speeches were quite satisfactory. Wenger did not rant because of winning, and Schuster did not get angry because of losing. He commented on the team's problems and complimented his opponent. Just finished speaking, it seems that this is the normal routine of press conferences.

However, when it was the reporter's turn to ask questions, the scene immediately boiled over.

"Excuse me, Mr. Quaresma, you used an ox's tail in front of Zidane and copied his classic Feifei Xian. Are you humiliating Zidane?"

"Mr. Quaresma, won't you think Real Madrid's superstars don't live up to their name if you win Real Madrid at the Bernabeu?"

"Mr Quaresma,

Rumor has it that Florentino has promised to bring you to the Bernabeu in the summer, do you like the historic stadium? "

"Mr. Quaresma, when you join Real Madrid, you will get at least two chances to play for Barcelona every season, will you be happy?"

"If Florentino establishes you as the core of the next generation of Galactic Warships, will you lead Real Madrid to the most dazzling results?"

......

The first few questions are still related to the game, but they are all malicious, but later, it is all about Quaresma's joining Real Madrid!

Not to mention how Quaresma feels, Wenger's face is turning green next to him!

Where is this all going?

When did Quaresma say he wants to join Real Madrid!

piss off!

Before Quaresma picked up the microphone, Wenger spoke directly: "This is a post-match press conference, Quaresma will not answer any topics that have nothing to do with the game, and Quaresma will not join Real Madrid. !"

The reporter who asked the question stubbed his neck, as if he was not afraid to travel all over the world, and the right to press freedom made them extremely arrogant.

"These questions are all about the game!"

Wenger's nose was almost smoking, but he could only put down the microphone angrily, because he really had nothing to do with these reporters.

Quaresma looked at the professor who was like a gas bag, and then at the proud reporter in the stands, feeling tired for a while.

"You only have these questions?" Quaresma picked up the microphone and sneered, "I'm sorry, since the professor said, you can only answer questions related to the game."

"Mr. Zidane is my idol. I often imitate his elegant and extraordinary moves. This time, I used his famous moves in front of him. It was completely subconscious. How could it be an insult? Maybe I use the word tribute to describe it. To be more appropriate and more accurate!"

"As for winning Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, you feel that the Real Madrid superstars are not worthy of their names. This is completely nonsense. No matter how strong the stars are, it is impossible for them to never lose. This is not in line with the laws of sports. Unprofessional, or it means you have bad intentions!"

"Okay, my answer is over, don't ask me any more questions, I won't answer any more questions!"

......

After speaking, Quaresma turned off the microphone in front of him while the reporters were stunned.

I wipe!

The reporters are about to fry!

Does this even answer the question?

Said a good word, mocked the reporter, and it was over?

Mad, how easy is it!

Who cares so much about the game, we want to know if you want to come to Real Madrid, this is the big news!

The reporters were so excited that they all stood up and continued to ask Quaresma questions aloud, even questioning them.

During the riot, Quaresma sat firmly on the Diaoyutai platform, sitting on the platform without saying a word, just smiling at the reporters who were about to rebel.

Why make you wish?

Don't talk about the banner of freedom of the press, it's not worthy of you who only think about how to make big news and increase sales!

Do you think I'm as good-natured as Wenger, so easy to bully?

If you don't get your wish, what can you do to me?

Quaresma's irrelevant attitude made the reporters grit their teeth with hatred, but they really couldn't help Quaresma.

Could they still kidnap Quaresma, lock him in a small dark room, and force him to tell the story of how he peeked at the next door neighbor's sister taking a bath when he was a child?

In the end, in the chaos, the press conference broke up unhappily. As for how the media will report, how to hide and hide themselves, Quaresma is too lazy to care!

The media are all virtues. When they conquered the entire world of football with their performance and became the well-deserved number one, no matter how much they hated themselves, they had to follow the mainstream public opinion to tout themselves. This is the coolest place.

On the plane back to London, the Arsenal players were still excited and excited, feeling that it was not too much to crash the plane.

Fortunately, several beautiful flight attendants took turns to appease the excitement of the players, and finally made this trip come to the end smoothly...

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