I am Kaka

The attacking midfielder will defend, just like the mage will melee.

The story of Gandalf tells us that mages who can fight in melee are not easy to mess with.

After all kinds of offenses were stifled again and again, Inter Milan finally realized this clearly.

"The development of the game was just as we thought. Defense became the protagonist, but what no one expected was that the protagonist of defense was actually Kaka... He almost blocked 50% of Inter Milan's offense alone. With plenty of energy, crazy speed, precise anticipation and elegant interception, this is a nearly perfect sweeping midfielder. What's more, he also has the best ball-handling skills and passing vision in the world. Mourinho's team played less than 10 minutes of good football, I can't imagine how Inter Milan survived the next 20 minutes..."

Not to mention Inter Milan, even Chelsea looked like they had seen a ghost.

They know that Kaka's defense has improved, but at most they think that he has learned a few stealing skills, but now it seems that he already has a mature defensive system. Faintly saw Nesta's shadow on him.

Robben walked away from Kaka no less than five times, but only successfully passed once. This time he continued to dribble the ball to force Kaka unwillingly.

Robben's breakthrough is mainly based on speed and agility, and his skills are actually three tricks. When the deft change of direction and the sudden change of rhythm failed, he lost more than half of his skills in front of Kaka.

Kaka didn't bend down to make a staring posture, but straightened up and slowly retreated with Robben's push. Robben slowly pushed the ball outside of his left foot, pretending to be left, and then suddenly dunked right.

Kaka was deceived by his fake action and intercepted to his right. At this time, Robben rushed to his left.

The moment they passed by, Robben secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

4:2, not too shameful...

As soon as the thought fell, Kaka stepped on the ground with his right foot, which was intercepted to the right, and then suddenly squatted down, using his right foot as the axis, turned around, stretched his left leg and swept across, just in front of Robben.

"Kaka broke Robben's ball again with an action like sweeping the legs in Chinese kung fu. This kind of defense is simply a kind of art. Now it's Kaka's turn to take the ball, and Robben chases it..."

The two ran and chased on the sidewalk.

Robben is one of the few players in today's football who are expected to be able to catch up with Kaka in terms of speed, but as he runs farther and farther, Kaka's advantage of long legs is gradually brought into play. Keeping up, and stretching his feet from the side to interfere from time to time, but as Kaka pushed the ball hard again and again, and accelerated to the limit again and again, Robben quickly fell behind.

Vieira ran from the front side, stretched out his feet to intercept, and Kaka accelerated to dodge before his feet stretched out.

Cambiasso gave up Sneijder and was about to give Kaka a vicious sliding tackle, but as soon as he left, Kaka's pass came in front of Sneijder.

In a dilemma, Kaka had already left him behind and received a return pass from Sneijder.

"Kaka dribbled the ball into the penalty area! Zanetti took the risk of getting a red card and tackled the ball. Kaka changed his direction and dodged it, getting closer and closer to the goal ~ Materazzi!"

Materazzi greeted him head-on, Kaka smiled at him in the mood, and glanced down.

Matra was heartbroken,

Subconsciously turned sideways, and then grabbed it with his right leg.

Kaka didn't change direction to pass by him, but stopped suddenly, stepped on the ball and then pulled, narrowly dodging the kick that was aimed at the football or at his ankle.

Materazzi immediately adjusted his position and stood firmly in front of Kaka, but Kaka glanced towards the upper left corner of the goal, and made a rubbing movement with his right foot.

Materazzi quickly crossed to the right to block.

Kaka did manage to score a shot, but instead of going to the right of Materazzi, he turned a corner and flew to his left.

The goal wasn't the goal either, but...his left hand.

"Kaka shot! Unfortunately, Materazzi made a contribution, he blocked the ball, Chelsea missed again... Shevchenko is raising his hand, as if to signal Materazzi handball? The whistle blew! Foul! Penalty kick! Red card!"

"Look at the replay! It's very clear from this angle. When Kaka shot, Materazzi's left hand subconsciously lifted up, just blocking the ball. The football hit his left forearm. Not this time. Block, the football may have flown into the goal! There is no problem with the penalty, but the red card may be controversial..."

"This is a very serious penalty. Generally speaking, even if it is a handball in the penalty area, and the handball player's arm is stretched and not close to the body, the referee will only give a yellow card at the same time as the penalty kick, unless the handball is blocked. The most important thing is that a goal must be scored to be punished with a red card + penalty kick... Judging from the replay, Kaka's shot at the time was aimed at the left side of the goal, and he had already fooled Materazzi and Cesar at the same time. But the ball he kicked flew to the right side of the goal. Materazzi's hand just raised up to block the ball, but it is difficult for us to know whether he did it on purpose or not. Everything depends on the referee's judgment .”

Mourinho jumped up as if his butt was burned, and was about to rush into the field to fight the referee. The fourth official pulled him back with quick eyesight and quick hands.

"What kind of penalty is this?" Mourinho yelled at the fourth official, "Penalty kick? Red card? You are murdering a game!"

The fourth official didn't bother to talk to him, but just pushed Rang away, not even wanting to say a word.

Materazzi was also yelling at the referee, "I didn't do it on purpose! It's not a red card! By the way, it's Kaka! Kaka kicked the ball into my hands on purpose! He's taking revenge on me!"

Say Kaka, Kaka arrives.

The referee thought that Kaka was going to make trouble, and gave him a wary look.

Kaka just gave him a friendly smile, and then looked at Materazzi, "Adriano greets you."

Materazzi immediately rushed towards Kaka like crazy.

The referee quickly blocked in front, and at the same time beckoned Zanetti to come over and pull the man away.

Amid the boos and applause of the home fans, Materazzi walked out of the field cursing, and got into the player channel without looking back.

The referee gave Kaka a bad look and warned: "Kaka, don't play tricks, I will keep watching you."

"He blocked my must-goal with his hands, you made the most correct call, what's the problem?"

"What's the matter with Adriano?"

"Don't you know? Adriano and he used to be teammates, let me say hello instead, it's as simple as that."

The referee sneered, moved closer, and said in a low voice, "Everyone is an adult now, Kaka, I don't want to see this trick a second time, understand?"

"Yes sir!" Kaka put two fingers together in the middle of her right hand and stroked between her eyebrows.

"Materazzi's red card left the field, not only missed the latter stage of the game, but also missed the second round of the two sides."

"It is now the thirty-fifth minute of the game. Inter Milan will play with ten men in the remaining nearly an hour. There is one less man in the away game, and they will face another penalty. Mourinho and his The team is too difficult."

Mourinho was furious, still jumping his feet, and kept babbling in the ear of the fourth official.

The Chelsea fans responded with boos, of course.

Ancelotti crossed his arms and watched Mourinho's performance with a smile. He only turned his eyes back to the field when Kaka was running up.

Cesar spread his hands and jumped left and right in front of the goal line.

Kaka looked up at the left side of the goal while running up. Cesar, who originally planned to gamble to the right, immediately slammed left.

The football flew up, drew a parabola, and flew lightly into the goal.

"GOAL! Spoon penalty! Kaka scored again for Inter Milan and Chelsea finally opened up the situation."

Kaka ran to the sidelines, looked up at the sky, and pointed his hands up.

One goal behind, Inter Milan did not attack in an all-round way, but tightened their defense.

It is not the end of the world to lose as little as possible, and one goal away from home is not the end of the world, but if you play against Chelsea recklessly, it is really no different from suicide.

Before Mu's bus, Chelsea didn't find any opportunities for the time being, and after trying a few times but couldn't tear through the defense, they also retreated.

The two sides played a tacit ball and used up the last time of the first half.

Players from both sides left the field one by one, and the "Song of Kaka" rang again in the stands. Kaka had to face all around, raised his hands and clapped his thanks, which brought even bigger cheers and applause.

In the locker room, Ancelotti was full of joy and made no secret of his happiness, but after the second half started, his face immediately became gloomy.

Bus, bus, bus again.

Mourinho has completely given up the game. Except for Drogba and Robben, everyone has been pushed behind the midfield line, looking like a bird who has been guarding forever.

A group of people in Chelsea put their hands on their hips, smiled wryly and shook their heads.

Compared with being cowardly and ugly tactically, Mourinho on the sidelines still had his hands in his pockets, his head held high, and he looked like the most handsome man in the world.

Everyone is lying down, and of course Kaka will not stay in the backcourt anymore. Even Zambrotta and Maicon were brought out by him, and they began to output wildly against Inter Milan's defense.

"Except for Petr Cech, there are only two central defenders and Essien left in Chelsea's half, while Inter Milan only released Drogba and Robben, and almost everyone else squeezed into Inter Milan's half... "

Inter Milan deployed heavy troops around Kaka again, and Kaka fell into the embarrassment of a big man again. However, other Chelsea players also got a chance, but it was crowded, and Sneijder lost his passing skills. Power, Ancelotti made a decisive decision and replaced him with Joe Cole.

This rare technical player of the England national team has very few chances to perform this season. He has played almost all tasteless competitions such as the FA Cup and the League Cup. The meaning is more serious, but who knows that after Xiao Qiao came up, he hit harder and harder.

"Joe Cole! Feint to wear crotch! Passed, crossed! Ouch! Shevchenko and Torres collided, what a pity..."

"Kaka made a diagonal pass, it was Joe Cole again, a beautiful breakthrough, still passing, Lampard shot from a long distance and hit Cambiasso..."

"Such a player doesn't even have the chance to come off the bench. Chelsea's lineup is really enviable... Joe Cole is here again, passing back to Kaka, Kaka, passing back, and going in... "

Kaka and Joe Cole played two in a row and finally broke through the heavy defense and brought the ball to the small penalty area.

The shooting angle appeared, and Kaka was just about to push the shot, but Barack behind him could only use force with his hands, and when Kaka supported on one foot, he dragged him to the ground.

A sharp whistle sounded.

"Penalty kick! Penalty kick! There is no doubt that this is a penalty kick! The referee was lenient and only gave Ballack a yellow card."

Ballack was also afraid of getting a red award, so he immediately put Kaka up. When the referee came over, he patted Kaka on the shoulder pretending to be friendly. After seeing the yellow card held up high, he pretended to protest aggrieved twice.

Mourinho on the sidelines raised his hands, applauded lightly, and kept nodding. The irony was obvious.

"Two penalty kicks. Mourinho is very dissatisfied with the penalty. I don't know if his actions will be targeted by UEFA." Kaka stood in front of the penalty spot for the second time.

Whistle, shot.

Cesar dives right.

The movement is quick and the posture is chic, but it is useless.

Because Kaka kicked out the spoon...

"Kaka is too courageous. He turned out to be a penalty kick with a spoon. Isn't he afraid of self-defeating? Of course, the number of visitors is good. Congratulations to Chelsea, leading 2-0. Congratulations to Kaka, scoring twice .”

After Kaka scored the goal, he went to hug Joe Cole first, which brought some warmth to Joe's cold heart, and it was also an assist for Ancelotti.

The faces of Inter Milan's players were full of confusion, and they all looked towards the sidelines.

Mourinho thought for a while and made a gesture to continue defending.

Several Inter Milan players looked at each other and returned to their positions aggrieved.

The game continues.

After the 2-0, Chelsea's offensive has been restrained. After all, Inter Milan's actions are not gentle, and there is still a risk of injury. Everyone does not want to take risks with their bodies when the victory is already decided. As a result, they relax. Bian made an inch and used Robben's speed to launch a sharp counterattack.

"Roben pushes fast, cuts inside! Success! Shot! Petr Cech! It's the right hand of God!"

"Chelsea counterattacked! It was also advancing from the wing. Maicon's speed was very fast, and the long pass was transferred. Joe Cole kicked the ball. Torres received the ball and passed it to the center with his heel... Kaka!"

"Foul! Samuel shoveled Kaka to the ground and walked out of the field without looking back. Obviously he also knew what was going on with him. This action is very bad. He may even face more serious problems than a red card." The penalty... Kaka stood up, seemed to be injured, and was carried off the court..."

Kaka went to the sidelines for treatment, and the fans chanted his name all the time.

The referee signaled Chelsea to take a penalty kick, but the players were indifferent, all looking worriedly at the treatment area.

The referee had no choice but shook his head and walked towards Ancelotti on the sidelines.

"Carlo, what do you mean? You don't want to fight anymore, do you?"

"Wait," An Pang patted the referee on the shoulder, "Wait what the team doctor says, if Kaka can't play, I'll let someone else take the penalty."

The referee looked at his watch in embarrassment, "I only wait for you for thirty seconds."

This waited for two minutes.

Torres put the ball in place on the penalty spot, but it stuck like a log.

"Torres got a yellow card for delaying time... Kaka was standing on the sidelines! There was applause at Stamford Bridge, well, applause here is always loud."

Kaka hugged Torres, "Thank you."

Torres patted him on the shoulder, "Come on."

Kaka stood in front of the football, took a deep breath, and looked up at Cesar.

Cesar clapped his hands together and looked at Kaka firmly.

Whistle, run-up, shot... left.

Cesar had already made a saving move, but stopped after shaking his upper body, and kept guarding the middle.

As a result, I can only watch the football enter the net.

"GOAL! 3-0! Kaka scored a hat-trick of penalty kicks! And all three penalty kicks were created by himself. This is definitely the first time in the history of the Champions League!"

Kaka walked towards Cesar, gave him a hug, and then turned to celebrate with his teammates.

After the hat-trick, Ancelotti quickly replaced Kaka with Royce.

With two players missing on the field, even if Inter Milan did not surrender, they would not have the courage to struggle to the death. They could only put all their hopes into the next game, and there was no more pressure on defense.

Time passed by every minute and every second, Chelsea wanted to further expand the results, and completely killed all the suspense in this game, but after all, they were powerless, and the game finally ended 3-0.

In other games, Roma defeated Manchester United 2:1 at home, and AC Milan drew Bayern 2:2 at home, giving Serie A a situation of one win, one draw and one loss.

Liverpool got rid of Eindhoven 3:0 cleanly, without giving the Eredivisie giants a chance to be upset.

Looking at several matchups, Manchester United's loss to Roma was a bit of a surprise, but the score of 2-1 was still within an acceptable range; Milan and Bayern were in love with each other, and the result was not surprising; Liverpool's big score The victory over Eindhoven was also expected; Chelsea's defeat of Inter Milan is not news, but the 3-0 score is a bit scary.

In response to this score, someone with good intentions compiled a complicated cheats for the Champions League clearance.

1. Buy cards;

Two, put him on the field.

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