I am Kaka

Before the Greater London Derby, another strong showdown has attracted the attention of the world.

Group E, AC Milan VS Liverpool!

Liverpool ranked fourth in the Premier League last season, runner-up in the Champions League, and was assigned to the second tier by UEFA. Fortunately, they are in the same group as AC Milan. It is a coincidence that no one will believe it.

The two sides drew 0-0 at San Siro in the first round, Liverpool can only save the hope of revenge to Anfield.

Because he did not go out with the team, Kaka was able to appear in the stands at Anfield and witnessed the battle of the century.

There is only one word to describe the scene.

Terrible.

Although the score is only 3-1 for the time being, the scene is too ugly.

Especially in the second half, when Milan's veterans began to lose their physical strength, almost no one would believe that this team would be the champion of the Champions League last season.

The camera frequently aimed at the expressionless Kaka in the stands and Capello with a livid face on the sidelines.

"Gerrard shot from a long distance! It's a pity, it was slightly higher than the crossbar! Liverpool has gone crazy! The captain of the Red Army is still asking for cheers from the home audience. They are not satisfied with a two-goal lead! This game is not only about the group The final ranking is also related to the revenge of Istanbul!"

"Milan has fallen into a complete passive, this time there is no Kaka to save them! Look at their expressions. Maldini, Cafu, Pirlo, Gattuso, Lampard, Rui Costa, Iraq Bu, their faces are full of confusion! How similar is this expression to the second half of the Champions League final five months ago? It was a mistake for Capello not to bring Seedorf, he paid the price for his stubbornness..."

"Lampard's performance in Milan once made the fans forget about Kaka, but the facts have proved that Mr. Golden Ball is irreplaceable. Since the start of the new Serie A season, AC Milan has been suppressed by the same city rivals and Juventus. In the Champions League In the face of Liverpool's revenge, Lampard showed a strong impact, but he can't raise Milan's overall strength to a whole level like Kaka."

"Kaka led Chelsea to a 4-1 victory at Anfield, what about AC Milan? They are about to be beaten 1-4 by their opponents! We will not discuss the reasons for Kaka's departure here, we just want to know, Without Kaka, is Milan not the champion Milan? They are three-time Champions League winners, not a team of one person!"

"Look at Kaka's... Where is Kaka? Kaka left early? Is he really unable to watch it anymore? Or can't bear to watch it any longer?"

Kaka really couldn't stand it, and couldn't bear to watch it.

He thought that with Lampard replacing him and Ibrahimovic replacing Sheva, Milan should not be much weaker even if they are affected a little bit, but he didn't expect this to be the result.

One game doesn't mean anything. There are not many teams in the world that can escape from Anfield, but they were killed in the background of just beating them in the final to win the championship. Capello's reputation is completely gone. .

The English reporter will let him know what the real uncrowned king is.

The 3-1 score was maintained until the end. Liverpool, Chelsea, and Arsenal all qualified as the top of the group, while Manchester United was out with one win, three draws and two losses.

According to the rules, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool will face the second place in other groups, and there is great hope of advancing.

Fleet Street can't wait to announce that the Premier League is approaching. It is no longer a dream for the Premier League's top three to pass five hurdles and beat six to the Champions League semi-finals.

But on December 16, as soon as the result of the draw came out, all the English media fell silent.

After the silence, there was a violent outburst.

"The biggest shady scene in the history of the European Champions Cup was born. UEFA teamed up with Italy to strangle England."

"Liverpool vs. Bayern Munich! Arsenal vs. Real Madrid! It's no coincidence that the two strongest teams in the second-ranked group are all up against Premier League teams, if it weren't for Barcelona, ​​Inter Milan, Juventus It is the same as Chelsea who qualify as the top of the group, Chelsea's opponent is absolutely impossible to be Benfica!"

"The AC Milan VS Chelsea that everyone is most looking forward to did not appear. Instead, there appeared such deadly matchups as Liverpool vs. Bayern and Arsenal vs. Real Madrid..."

Who would have thought that such a big name as Real Madrid would fall to the second place in the group and draw Arsenal. One can imagine the mood of this sought-after team that appeared at Stamford Bridge on the 17th.

During the warm-up, Henry's face was so serious that it seemed that ink was about to drip, and Kaka, who wanted to make a few jokes, didn't know how to speak.

"Juventus played against Werder Bremen, Inter Milan played against Ajax, Barcelona played against Schalke 04, you played against Benfica, even the second-ranked AC Milan, it was only Lyon, and we were the most unlucky. Go to Real Madrid."

Henry's tone could not be said to be depressed, but it was somewhat depressed.

Real Madrid's name is indeed too big. Even if Arsenal are not afraid of them, they definitely don't want to face up so early.

"Real Madrid is not as powerful as you think," Kaka patted him on the shoulder, "You may not believe me, but if professional players can buy bets, then I will definitely buy you a bet."

Compared with the original time and space, this grouping is actually Liverpool replacing Schalke 04 in Group E, and then became the top of the group, while AC Milan, the original top of Group E, became second.

As for Chelsea's Group G, the first place changed from Liverpool to Chelsea, and the second place changed from Chelsea to Schalke. The result of the draw has not changed, so refer to the historical process of Arsenal eliminating Real Madrid and finally joining Barcelona in the final , Kaka felt that Arsenal had a great chance of winning.

Henry just took Kaka's words as comfort, and didn't take it to heart.

After warming up, everyone returned to the locker room to make final preparations, but as soon as Kaka came in, he found a staff member rummaging in the locker room, as if they were very busy.

"What's the situation?" Kaka bumped Sheva with his shoulder, and nodded at the Chelsea staff who were wandering around in the locker room. "What are they looking for?"

Sheva touched his nose and said, "A bug."

"ha?"

"I heard that a bug was found in Manchester United's dressing room not long ago. It should be the work of some media. BOSS is worried that the same is true here."

"Come here now?"

"I just received the news, old man Manchester United, you don't know, I wish everyone would be unlucky together, the news was tightly covered, if it weren't for the "Sun" who broke the news with great power, everyone would not know England. The paparazzi have gotten to this level."

"Don't you know? The paparazzi in England are James Bond, there is nothing they can't do."

"...This is going to heaven."

"It's not just bugs," Ancelotti walked in. "Many players have also received harassing letters. Rooney even received death threats. Do you have any such situation? If so, tell the club and call the police as soon as possible."

"Harassment letters? I don't know about this." Sheva thought for a while, "My letters are all collected by the club. I am not like Kaka, who can afford so many people. There are also people who help him write letters to fans. reply."

The situation is similar for other people. Even if there are harassing letters, the club will deal with them immediately, or simply throw them in the utility room.

"Kaka, are you okay there?"

Kaka's reputation can surpass Rooney's by a few blocks, and even Rooney has been messed up. Kaka's survival here is the devil.

"Harassment letters?" Kakaxue Sheva touched his nose, "Does nudity count?"

European and American women are very unrestrained, not only ordinary fans, the third edition girls and Ivy actresses send nude photos to the stars to ask for dating or mating is a part of their daily life. sealed.

"Whether it counts or not, we need to test it to know."

"That's right, I can help you with this, Kaka, and I'll help you identify it after the match."

"I can also help with this kind of help."

"Why are all the children who send me letters?"

"...I also received a few nude photos last week, but of men."

"So are you agitated?"

"roll!"

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