I am Kaka

Chapter 346 Joke

With a 5-0 victory over newly promoted Wigan Athletic and a 2-2 draw with last season's runner-up Arsenal, the ferocity of Chelsea's coming has caught everyone by surprise.

In many people's minds, Ancelotti and Kaka have already booked the best coach and best player of the month respectively. As for Kaka's goal, he was selected as the best goal of this round without any suspense.

In this round of the Premier League's best team, as many as four Chelsea players were selected, including Shevchenko, Kaka, Figo, Maicon, forwards, midfielders, and defenders. Abramovich announced in an interview with high spirits, This is his dream team, Chelsea's blue dynasty has laid the first piece of foundation.

Probably feeling a strong threat, Sir Ferguson started playing tricks, publicly and secretly preaching that Chelsea is really awesome, An Fatty is really powerful, and Stamford Bridge is really dangerous. In fact, the routine is similar to that of Wenger, calling on other teams to take it easy when facing Chelsea. Don't hesitate when it's time for the bus to set up.

I don't know if his trick worked. On August 24, when Chelsea challenged West Bromwich Albion in an away game, they encountered a tenacious resistance from the opponent. Their forwards were almost used as midfielders.

The two sides fought hard for 0-0 after 90 minutes.

The Chelsea generals returned to Stamford Bridge with an unspeakable depression, accepting the challenge of Tottenham in the fourth round of the Premier League.

This is another derby, but the current Tottenham are obviously not on the same level as Arsenal and Chelsea. The last time they beat Chelsea was 15 years ago.

Chelsea doesn't seem to have any real rivals. It seems that everyone has a good relationship with them, and they are not bad. However, after Abramovich took over and launched a gold and dollar offensive, everyone will inevitably be envious and jealous, especially the neighbors. The air can be smelled across most of the earth.

The Blues fans love their bitterness of holding back tears and lemons, and they are even ready to celebrate at home after the game.

As a result, after a hard fight, there was another draw.

1-1.

Defoe opened the scoring for Tottenham in the first half, and Maicon helped Chelsea equalize in the second half.

Chelsea's three strikers took turns to play, but it was useless. Kaka repeatedly staged all kinds of strong surprises, but he was helpless in the face of double-teaming by more than two or three players from the opponent.

"Chelsea has encountered a vicious circle of victories, scoring three goals and conceding three goals in three games. The phenomenon of frontal weakness is beginning to appear. The summer 200 million investment may be in vain."

"After four rounds of the league, Chelsea ranked ninth in the standings with six points. The declaration of winning the championship is a joke."

"Stanford Bridge has become the grave of superstars. Last year's Shevchenko, this year's Kaka and Figo, all fell here. After Moratti, Abramovich became the second football player. An outstanding representative of Qianduo."

"Kaka leads the top ten failed transfers, is it worth giving up honor for money..."

These negative comments seem a little too eager. After all, there is a Community Shield as the bottom line, and three draws and one win are not the end. Chelsea is too high-profile and has attracted too much attention. It is impossible not to hate.

But they celebrate too early, the real carnival has just begun.

Time entered September, and Kaka, Figo, Zambrotta, Maicon, Lucio and others returned to the national team for the World Cup qualifiers.

Brazil VS Chile in South America is the highlight.

Adriano just scored a hat-trick in Serie A,

Robinho and Ronaldinho are also flourishing in La Liga. On the other hand, the Chelsea trio headed by Kaka is in a sluggish state, but Pereira still gives Kaka full trust and handed over the captain's armband again. It's in his hands.

Kaka lived up to expectations, staged a hat-trick of assists and scored a goal, creating a penalty, Brazil 7-0 Chile, achieved a rare victory and secured the World Cup qualification ahead of schedule.

On the other side, Portugal was also exaggerated, beating Luxembourg 6-0, and Figo made a contribution with one pass and one shot.

The England team played by Terry, Joe Cole and others also beat their opponents 1-0.

Now it's fun.

Now that it turns out it wasn't the players who went wrong, it was the team.

Chelsea once again stood on the cusp of the storm.

Fortunately, the Irish winger Duff stood up at this time and publicly accused Ancelotti.

"Kaka is simply Ancelotti's own son. The Brazilian is the king in the locker room. Everyone revolves around him. Captain Terry is just a decoration..."

"Kaka gave Terry a hard time on his first day in the team. Many people have seen the goal. Kaka knocked Terry to the ground and scored. He made Terry look like a clown. .”

"I don't know, don't ask me. I also want to know why he would rather start a Frenchman who is playing in the Premier League for the first time than let me come off the bench. I asked myself that I didn't offend him..."

There is nothing to say about this kind of thorn, and the silence warns the reserve team to go.

It's just that although Mrs. Da was sent down, the impact was irreversible.

The Irishman's breakthrough on the wing is still very sharp. It can be said that he is one of the most powerful wingers in today's football. As a result, he has not had a chance to play for a minute since the beginning of the new season. There was a first appearance, and it is no wonder that Duff's mentality exploded.

But Ancelotti has his considerations.

Cultivating Franck Ribery is only one aspect. The most important thing is that Duff loves to stick to the ball too much.

In Fatty Ann's team, only one person has the privilege of keeping the ball at his feet, so Duff's shooting at Kaka seems unreasonable, but there is a reason for it.

In such chaos, on September 10, Chelsea faced the black cat Sunderland at home.

Chelsea needs a hearty victory to get out of the haze and fight back strongly against those doubts about them. The Blues fans have also given full trust to An Pang and his players. Except for a few people who are angry about what happened to Duff, Most of the Blues fans are still on the side of Kaka and Ancelotti.

But things backfired, the FIFA virus struck, and the Blues, who had just returned from the national team, were exhausted.

Sneijder scored his first goal for Chelsea at the beginning of the game, and everything seemed to be on the right track, but Sunderland equalized before the end of the first half, and even completed the buzzer in stoppage time in the second half reverse.

Kaka was invisible throughout the game, and his running distance ranked sixth in the team.

Chelsea suffered their first defeat of the season 1-2 and dropped to twelfth place.

Fatty Ann and his team became the biggest joke in the Premier League.

What's even more ironic is that Lampard, who was on loan at Milan, ushered in a big explosion, and his hat-trick helped the team beat Siena 5-0 at home.

Now Kaka and Ancelotti couldn't bear the blame anymore, and Abramovich was also pulled out.

Nearly 400 million in transfer investment in two years, attracted three world footballers, and as a result, Sunderland couldn't even win at home.

Such a team is also embarrassed to talk about the dynasty and keep silent about its glory?

joke!

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