I am Kaka

Within a few minutes of the start of the game, Brazil led 2-0.

Viewers who don’t usually watch football may think it’s nothing. After all, no matter how laymen know that Brazil relies on football for a living, it’s normal to be good, but the fans are a little confused.

It is true that Brazil is a strong team, but Italy is not a soft persimmon either.

Kaka is fierce, yes, but Pirlo is not bad either.

Why does Italy seem to be in the rhythm of being tortured by blood?

In today's eight games, Brazil vs. Italy is the only strong duel. Originally, everyone was expecting a battle between dragons and tigers. In the end, there were dragons and tigers, but they all wore Brazilian jerseys.

The dragon is Kaka, and the tiger is... Adriano.

Vieri fell into a slump last season. Adelaide almost single-handedly carried Inter Milan's striker. He is already one of the most powerful strikers in Serie A. Even if the scope is expanded to the whole world, at the age of about 20 years old Among the strikers in this section, only Torres can fight him.

As for Kaka, let alone, now there is no one calling "the second XXX" and "XXX successor". is his potential.

In this way, two people ran into the group of players with an average age of about 20 years old, saying that it would be easy to say that a tiger would join the herd.

It's just a little friend with one foot.

The Italian team thoroughly felt the fear of being dominated. Diego dispatched in the midfield, Maicon and Robinho were in charge of the assault, Adriano blasted in the frontcourt, and Kaka wandered around, either bursting or passing or shooting. The young line of defense was abused to pieces.

In the 10th minute of the game, Kaka dribbled the ball from the left side and then was knocked to the ground after a strong inward cut. The free kick flew directly into Pellizzoli's arms;

Three minutes later, Robinho broke through from the side and passed a diagonal pass to Kaka. Kaka passed back to Adriano. Adriano fired a heavy shot from 30 meters away and hit the defender to reflect the bottom line. Kaka's corner kick was accurately found. Adelaide, Adelaide jumped high under the double-team of two defenders and scored with a header.

3-0.

In the 20th minute of the game, Kaka broke through the middle and got another free kick. This time it hit the wall. Italy took the opportunity to launch a fast break. As a result, De Rossi got a free kick for Italy on the left side of Brazil's penalty area.

Pirlo's deciduous ball passed through Gomez's five fingers, and the Italian team recovered a point.

Just five minutes after Pirlo scored, Robinho angered Chiellini by stepping on a five-legged bicycle, and was shoveled out of bounds by the Italian.

Chiellini received the first yellow card of the Olympic Games, and the Brazilian team once again got a free kick in a normal position.

Kaka retreated ten meters for a run-up, and the outer instep of his right foot bombarded the goal heavily.

The football bypassed the human wall and drew an inconspicuous arc straight to the upper right corner of the goal.

A little bit of cold light is restricted, and then the spear is like a dragon.

Pellizzoli tried his best to pounce, but he was beyond his reach.

The end of the first half, 4-1, a harbinger of carnage.

The second half started with the shivering of the Italian children, but the big devils in Brazil probably received the instruction of the head coach and became gentle. The only goal.

It was Kaka's low shot after a long-distance attack and scored.

5-1, Kaka was substituted in the applause of the audience.

The Italian did not give up the game, but continued to actively look for opportunities to score. Unfortunately, he could not break Gomez's goal until the end of the game.

Kaka scored a hat-trick and Brazil got off to a good start.

After the game, Kaka realized belatedly that he had made a low-level mistake.

"Stupid, stupid, there is no way to give away all the tickets at once. The three tickets should be divided into at least five deliveries. I forgot to pick up the wrong one again and again... I made a mistake and made a mistake."

Kaka conducted a deep self-examination, but the old driver never lacked excuses for dating, and appeared in the stands of the men's basketball game with Dilia after training the next day.

On the next day, a signed photo of Kaka appeared on a well-known domestic football forum.

Caption: Freshly Baked Kaka Autographed.

Content: The host is currently at the Athens Olympics site. I got a signed photo of Kaka from a friend of a friend. I'm here to show off. Don't drool.

On the fuzzy picture is a photo of Kaka wearing a Brazilian jersey, with two words in big letters: Kaka.

It's Kaka, not kaka.

That is called a silver hook painted on iron, vigorous and powerful...

"Thank you, landlord, I was laughed at."

"My sofa is gone?"

"Don't get me wrong. Although these two characters are similar to Chinese characters, they are actually a spelling of the word Kaka in Latin. According to Mr. Lu Xun's research, the spelling came from the hands of seven gourd babies. Carried forward by Monkey King, it was lost during the Battle of Chibi..."

"Lord at the top! I heard Kaka speak Chinese with my own ears! She is more sneaky than me, so I believe the signature is real."

"It's absolutely true. I got Kaka's signature in Milan, and the handwriting is almost exactly the same. Let me study how to upload the picture."

"It's not news that Kaka knows Chinese anymore, right? Many people in our class sent letters to Kaka, and the signed photos they got were all in Chinese."

Facts have proved that Kaka knows Chinese is indeed news. Many people don't know that besides being proficient in Portuguese, Italian and English, this guy has also mastered hell-level Chinese.

Then the domestic media and fans were all excited. The topic extended from where did Kaka learn Chinese to whether Kaka would find a Chinese girlfriend and whether Kaka would join the Chinese Super League...

I heard that Maopu Sports had more than 100 pages of arguing about who is more handsome, Kaka or Beckham. Originally, the Tingbei faction had already gained the upper hand. It started to soar, and there is a tendency to complete the curve and overtake. Who knows that speaking Chinese has something to do with being handsome. Anyway, many passers-by who think Kaka looks so ordinary will immediately think that this guy looks good after knowing that he can speak Chinese. It's quite pleasing to the eye, probably because he thinks his taste is worthy of praise, and his appearance has also soared.

Kaka has been doing quite well recently.

After Brazil's big victory over Italy, they beat Japan and Ghana. Kaka continued to kick a child, scoring 8 goals in three games, firmly occupying the top scorer list.

There is also good news from Bosco's side. Not only did he successfully sign Royce, but he also won Ribery and Thiago Silva. Although he hit a wall with Aguero, Villa's Raiders It's progressing very smoothly, maybe in the next two days, we can snatch Cucurbita's brokerage appointment.

But when Kaka was full of pride, a cauldron suddenly flew from Milan, thousands of miles away, and fell heavily on his head.

On August 18th, in the Italian Super Cup, AC Milan was beaten by Lazio...

The winner of two consecutive Serie A titles and the Champions League lost to the declining Lazio, and the Milan fans will be satisfied.

Facing the excitement, Capello said he had something to say.

"It's not surprising to lose to Lazio. They were the Coppa Italia champions last season and they have many excellent players in the team. How about us? Shevchenko left, Pirlo and Kaka were absent, and the absolute main force of last season is here. Three sons are missing... Don't ask me, I don't know why Kaka is always absent from the Coppa Italia, last year, and this year too, last year he also participated in the UEFA Super Cup, but this year's UEFA Super Cup we must be without In his case we face UEFA Cup winners Valencia."

"No, I didn't approve anyone to go to the Olympics. In my opinion, the Italian Super Cup, the UEFA Super Cup and the preparation for the new season are 10,000 times more important than the Olympics...Of course, I respect the choice of the players, but only if it can't be sacrificed. The interests of the club... Of course not, I like Kaka, every coach likes Kaka, but in this matter, we need to strengthen communication."

Facing Capello's flying pot, Kaka touched his chin.

"A generous and open-minded person like me should be able to tolerate Capello for a year... right?"

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