I am Kaka

"So, do you come or not?" Burgess did not intend to give up the invitation to Kaka. It is important to know that there are several beautiful girls who are usually difficult to invite. They only agreed to join the party after they heard that Kaka would be there.

"Don't go anymore." There are programs at the party. Kaka can come up with his toes and say that it is impossible to say nothing, but ... I'm still a kid ヽ (｀ ⌒ ′)?

"Man, listen to me, you are wrong, I know you are a good boy, if you don't play football, you can get a scholarship, but ..."

Kaka couldn't help it, Burgess even wanted to teach him to be a man.

"Burgess, is there a stone in your head? It's as dark and hard as you are?" Kaka's words were a little abrupt and unkind, but Burgess wasn't even aware that he was likely On the head coach's blacklist, he was very anxious about the opponent's IQ.

"Hey, Kaka, do you look down on black people?"

"No, I just look down on you."

What kind of gods look down on black people, I have a few lives to play racism, you are not Asian, you can turn a free speech.

The other one. .

"I just asked you to come to a party, why don't you scold me if you don't want to come?" Burgess's spirit is very high, he does not think Kaka is qualified to satirize him.

"Are you still in the mood for a party? No, is it a party?" Kaka is really serving, "I will ask you a few questions first."

"First, what do you think of your performance after coming to the first team, 100 points, how many points do you give yourself?"

"Second, this champion, how much do you think you have contributed? Without you, do you think the team can win the championship?"

"Third, what is your near-term goal? Or specifically, what is your goal for this season? How many goals did you score, how many parties did you participate in, how many models did you sleep in? How to improve your shooting ability or how much money to make How many cars? Or is it that your goal is to enter the first team, which is now complete and you can enjoy the fruits? "

"Fourth, forget it, not the fourth, you answer the question I asked earlier." Kaka was afraid he didn't even remember the third question.

Burgess did n’t know how to turn the subject to such a turn, and thought about it for a while: "The first question, for a hundred points, I give myself 95 points. You know, I did miss a few A good chance, such as the ball you passed me yesterday, yes, I remember, my performance at that time was really bad, but we all know that it is not my level, I just have bad luck; second This question ... what is the second question? "

Kaka froze a bit, not because he overestimated his memory, but did not understand how his 95 points came from.

Is probably similar to the standard of scoring 20 points for scoring a goal and 1 point for missing a goal?

"... the second question, do you think you are in a stable position on the team?"

"Are you scaring me right? Brother." Burgess's head is not a stone after all. Hearing Kaka's words, he was a little flustered.

Do n’t look at his playing time more than Kaka, but Kaka is the heart of Alvarez, maybe Alvarez is leaking what Kaka heard.

Hearing his surprised tone, Kaka finally believed that this guy felt that his biggest problem was accidentally kicking a few balls. In his mind, he still has strength, and his teammates still trust him, coach I still love him, his running position is ok, his shooting is ok, his mentality is ok, his attitude is also ok.

Such optimism and self-confidence that makes people envious, jealous, and hate ...

"Let's make a bet," Kaka said. "You will either be on the bench or you can't even make it to the roster next time, and even if it's a bench, unless you can reverse the lore or hat-trick performance, Otherwise, you will definitely be a substitute for the next game. If you have n’t scored in a few consecutive games, you may even be sent to the reserve team. "

In fact, Kaka was also a bit of a bullshit. He was alarmist and made him nervous first, but it seemed to have little effect.

"I even sell Karma, brother, don't tease me, but I am a member of the championship team, the starter of the final, unless Alvarez is crazy ..."

Well, know that you black people can be brothers with anyone, but do you regard Alvarez as your brother? All kicked like that bird and regarded themselves as the stars of tomorrow.

Some people are like this. God gave him many chances to succeed. He didn't catch it once, but fate only gave him a few options to be stupid. He was more accurate than once.

Just hope Ade is not as rescued as Burgess.

Think about the current national team, and then think about the future when this generation will be the master of the generation, Kaka suddenly sympathizes with himself.

If you are a Brazilian striker, you need to choose among the following options. Which one do you choose?

A. Get a place with Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Rivaldo.

B. Leading a group of problem children to compete in international competitions, problem children representatives: early Adriano (nightmare level), mid-term Robinho (hell level), late Pato (horror level).

What are the three guys in option A? In certain periods of time, they are the best in the world, enough to lead an era in which the guard sees the best of three of them standing on the court together.

And what level are you in option B? There is a chance to become the best in the world, but it is hard to play yourself into the mountain of football ...

If you really want to choose one ... the physical education teacher said that the shortest one is the longest.

So Kaka chose C.

C. In the rookie stage, grab the position with Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, and lead a group of problematic children in the international competition in the peak period.

Excessively addictive? Does stimulation stimulate?

But when you think about Neymar, Kaka feels too hypocritical. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

Thinking about the Chinese team again, Kaka despised himself a little bit.

Chinese team options:

A. Under the leadership of China ZX ...

B. Under the leadership of China ZX ...

C. Under the leadership of China ZX ...

So how important is a good prefix? Just like there is a beautiful girl named Chu Mo, but her surname is Xiong ...

So the problem is that children are more fun, although in the eyes of players and fans, their own national football association is not a good bird.

There are no one hundred and eighty geniuses in Brazil every year. The reason why Kaka is so patient with Burgess is to try to pull this unknown person from the previous life out of the abyss, take a look at the legendary Is historical inertia really so powerful?

The result of the attempt is obviously not very beautiful. He and Burgess are not on the same channel at all. There is almost no possibility of rescue from the other party. It is foreseeable that this last life entered the first team with Kaka, and later in football history The little people who have not left any special traces in this life will still slide down the same trajectory in their lives, and Kaka does not know whether he can escape the suffocating black history after various preparatory struggling.

If the historical trajectory really can only be slightly affected but cannot be completely changed, then his life will be wonderful. The shame of Istanbul, the groin is seriously injured, the 10 World Cup was prematurely left by the yin, was dumped by his wife, and twice

Tu, excited when you think about it.

Shook his head and left these messy worries behind his head. Kaka hung up the phone after a few words.

It is hard to persuade the **** ghost that some people are shot to death on the beach by historical waves.

Burgess, out.