I am Crazy About Money in Football

Since there was a request, Ye Feng would not be polite.

"According to the Chinese tradition of giving nicknames, the more inconspicuous the better."

"I heard my grandfather say that there are probably tens of millions of people in China nicknamed Gou Shengzi."

"Maybe when you call "Handsome" while walking on the street, a few people will turn around, but if you call "Gushengzi", then all the men, women and children on the street will probably turn their heads to look at you.

"So, how about you come up with a more popular nickname!"

Ye Feng tried his best to make his smile less cunning and deceive Badstubel.

Badstuber said it was unbelievable. How could there be tens of millions of people called "dog leftovers"?

Germany only has a population of tens of millions. Imagine if there was one leftover among the seven or eight Germans, the scene would be really unbearable to look at.

"I don't want leftovers." Bud shook his head like a rattle, extremely cute.

Of course, Ye Feng didn't intend to call him Gou Shengzi, because Ye Feng's father's nickname was Gou Shengzi. Didn't this give Bad Stuber an advantage?

"How about you call me Goudan?" Ye Feng smirked, his face full of evil intentions.

Although Mueller and Alaba didn't know what Goudan meant, they knew from Ye Feng's expression that this guy had no good intentions.

But Bud didn't pay that much attention. He was filled with the novelty and joy of having a Chinese nickname.

"Okay, I'll call him Goudan!" Bud said extremely excitedly: "As long as this name is not bad in China."

Ye Feng shook his head hurriedly, "This name is not bad at all. Although there are some people who call it it, it will definitely not be as universal as Gou Shengzi."

Badstuber stood up. With a Chinese nickname, he seemed to own the whole world.

"From now on, please call me Holger Badstuber!"

Ye Feng couldn't hold it back anymore, he burst out laughing and couldn't stop it.

What does Gou Sheng mean?

Nothing interesting!

It's a Chinese nickname with a very rustic flavor.

But the problem is that this was originally the nickname Ye Feng prepared for his future son. Even if it is given to Bad Stuber now, it will not delay him from calling his son Goudan in the future.

This is a bargain!

Just imagine this scene. When Ye Feng has a child in the future, Bud comes to Ye Feng's house as a guest as he does now. Ye Feng suddenly shouts "Bitch". Bad Stuber was about to agree, but found that Ye Feng's son responded... ...

I guess Bad Stuber would have died on the spot, right?

The kind that pulls Ye Feng to die together!

A few people laughed for a while and continued to work on their repertoire until their teammates arrived one after another.

"Hey, guys!" Taking advantage of the crowd and the commotion, Badstuber suddenly jumped on the sofa and shouted: "I have a new name. It's a Chinese name given to me by Ye Feng. From now on, you guys Please call me Holger Goudan Badstuber, or you can just call me by my Chinese nickname, Goudan!"

Everyone looked at Badstuber with great interest, feeling a little baffled.

After all, Badstuber has always given people the impression of being naive and silly. He is also quite low-key in the team. Now he suddenly becomes high-profile. He hasn't even drank yet, so why did he get drunk?

However, when they realized what Bud was talking about, they became interested.

Chinese name?

It seems very interesting!

They all know Ye Feng's Chinese ancestry. Although after a long time, they will regard Ye Feng as a German, but when Ye Feng first arrived, his appearance was almost the same as that of an Asian. At first impression, they would still think of him as a Chinese. .

Another Chinese name is also quite interesting.

Ribery took the lead and couldn't help but laugh and tease: "A Feng, how about you give me a Chinese name too?"

With Ribery taking the lead, the Bayern players followed suit, saying, "We want it too, Afeng, you can't favor one over the other."

Ye Feng did not expect that his teammates would have such a request. He realized that the names in his inventory could finally be put to use.

"Your name is San Fatty, your name is Er Zhuzi, your name is Donkey Dan, your name is Er Hei..."

After a lot of work, I finally got it right and gave each Bayern player a new name.

If a Chinese reporter were to sneak into a player party, he would probably be confused when faced with so many unique names with obvious Chinese local flavor.

"Come, let's all drink to the prince who named us!"

Ye Feng smiled so brilliantly!

...

The party was a great time. Although there were no taboos due to professionalism, the joyful atmosphere still gave the players a chance to change their mood in the dense and boring schedule.

Of course, they will not forget the highlight of today, which is to watch the European Cup draw ceremony together.

At this time, the departure represented by each player is completely different, as if they are suddenly wearing the national team jersey and preparing to fight for the country. The Bayern teammates around them have all become opponents.

"France is actually a team in the fourth tier. This is so interesting!" Ye Feng looked at Ribery, who was slightly nervous, and joked with a smile.

Ribery glared at Ye Feng fiercely, as if the scar on his face could already move.

"Be careful not to be grouped with us France, otherwise we will make you look bad!" Ribery gritted his teeth and said harshly.

Then all the German national team members in the hall stood up.

Ye Feng, Lahm, Muller, Badstuber, Neuer, Piggy, Kroos, Gomez, Boateng...

It almost scared Ribery to death!

Mudd, the Germans are so bullying!

Ribery was honest, and Bayern's local German team sat down again with a smile!

At this time, the lottery ceremony officially began.

Because this European Cup will be jointly hosted by Ukraine and Poland, the draw ceremony was held at the National Art Gallery in Kiev, the capital of Ukraine. It opened with a passionate and extremely hot Ukrainian folk dance.

It was originally a normal performance, but it turned out that Bayern's animals were drooling!

"hiss!"

“Ukrainian women are so hot!”

"What a great figure!"

"You have a nice face too!"

"Mader, have all the European beauties gone to Ukraine?"

Even Ye Feng couldn't help but be a little surprised.

Tymoshchuk couldn't help but puff out his chest. He found confidence for the first time in Bayern.

Only then did everyone remember that this guy was Ukrainian.

"Ana, if we have a chance in the future, you can be our guide and take us to Ukraine!" Farfan shamelessly approached and began to tease Tymoshchuk.

Several animals also looked at Tymoshchuk expectantly. If he, a local, led the way, they would definitely have a great time.

"At the end of this season, I will take you to Ukraine for vacation. I will make sure that you forget who you are!" How could Tymoshchuk let go of this opportunity to get closer to his teammates? He promised again and again at the moment.

Everyone shouted long live, and the party atmosphere reached climax.

Of course, the lottery ceremony was still going on, and the Polish president gave a long welcome speech that made people sleepy.

"You are better than him as president!" Ye Feng curled his lips and joked to Tymoshchuk.

Tymoshchuk nodded in agreement, suddenly realizing that it would be great if he could be the president.

After the Ukrainian president's nagging was over, the beautiful host came on stage, along with the lottery guests, ready to officially start the lottery.

Speaking of which, except for the two host countries that automatically became seeded teams, the other teams' brackets were all ranked according to European Cup points.

The two hosts Ukraine and Poland, as well as the top two teams Germany and Spain are the seed teams in the four groups.

The second tier teams include the Netherlands, Italy, England and Russia;

The third tier teams are Portugal, Greece, Croatia and Sweden;

The fourth pot teams are the Czech Republic, Ireland, France and Denmark;

The traditional strong teams have all reached the European Cup finals. It is regrettable that good teams such as Belgium and Austria failed to reach the finals.

Therefore, Alaba is a little frustrated now that he and the Austrian national team failed to appear in the European Cup.

Ye Feng noticed Alaba's state and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him. At the same time, he was also guessing UEFA's intentions.

Because there are only 16 teams, there is less room for manipulation in the draw. In order to increase the topic and appeal, UEFA should also make certain arrangements.

First of all, a death group is a must. Without a death group, it feels like any competition will be boring in the early stages.

Even if the European Cup is full of strong teams and is considered more exciting and intense than the World Cup, if there are not enough hot topics, there will be less attention.

Will UEFA take action on the German team?

Speaking of which, the German team has been the team with the best record in recent years.

The runner-up in the 2008 European Cup and the 10-year World Cup champion are better than Spain, which won the 2008 European Cup and was a semi-finalist in the 10-year World Cup.

At the same time, as the most dominant team in world football, the German team is definitely the favorite to win this European Cup.

If UEFA is really crazy, they may even directly arrange for a super strong team to be grouped with the German team to create the so-called "European Cup finals to be staged in advance" to attract fans.

This is not completely impossible to happen. With UEFA's stupidity, what can't they do?

The only teams that can stage a peerless battle with the German team are Spain, the Netherlands, and Italy. The other teams, whether France, England or Portugal, are not even remotely interesting.

The Spanish and German teams are in the same league and cannot meet in the group stage.

In other words, the German team must meet one of the Netherlands or Italy in the group stage?

Putting it into perspective, if Ye Feng were the decision-maker of UEFA, then his stance on UEFA would definitely be like this.

Then, in order to ensure that the German team and another super strong team qualify at the same time, the other two opponents in the group must be cannon fodder, the kind destined to be eliminated.

This arrangement is almost perfect.

Ye Feng felt that he had unknowingly discovered the truth again.

While Ye Feng was thinking, the draw for the first level had ended.

Poland is in Group A, Germany is in Group B, Spain is in Group C, and Ukraine is in Group D.

Nothing can be seen yet.

Next, is the drawing of teams in the fourth pot.

Many lottery guests took turns to come on stage, drawing out teams one by one, and then drawing out their group positions.

The Czech Republic entered Group A, Denmark entered Group B, Ireland entered Group C, and the most concerning French team entered Group D, perfectly avoiding Germany and Spain.

Ribery breathed a sigh of relief. He really didn't want to touch the German team. Playing at Bayern, he knew the strength of the German team best.

Ye Feng smiled at Ribery, and that smile looked a little malicious.

Ribery stiffed his neck and said forcefully: "You are so lucky that you didn't meet the French team."

Then, Ribery shut up under the unkind eyes of the German generals.

Sometimes, scars on the face may not be useful when facing group fights.

Next, Portugal is the only highlight of the third draw.

Ye Feng really wanted to touch Portugal.

He has also played against Messi twice on the court, but has not yet met Ronaldo.

This has to be said to be a pity.

As long as we can meet Portugal, we can make up for this regret.

Then exchange jerseys with Ronaldo, perfect!

Of course, Portugal has been in a state of inconsistency since the golden generation faded out of the national team. The only player who can hold up the cards is Cristiano Ronaldo, who can't really threaten the German team.

Several lottery guests came on stage one after another to complete this round of lottery.

When Portugal was drawn into Group C and met Spain, Ye Feng couldn't help but frowned, his expression a little unhappy.

Maybe this is the work of UEFA.

As the purest European Latin faction in European football, Spain and Portugal are naturally interesting when they meet.

It is also very interesting to watch how Real Madrid stars such as Ronaldo and Pepe face their Real Madrid teammates in the game.

Anyway, Ye Feng was quite sorry.

If Portugal can't even qualify, won't he have to miss another opportunity to exchange jerseys with Ronaldo?

Just when Ye Feng was obsessed with Ronaldo's jersey, Croatia was drawn into Group D where the French team was located.

The Bayern players couldn't help but shout.

This is not because of Croatia touching France.

After all, Croatia seems to have the ability to threaten France, but France is still very strong.

They were really screaming for the Swedish team.

The Swedish team automatically entered Group B where the German team was located.

Sweden's strength is actually just that. The team has Ibrahimovic, a super center, and several good players from the five major leagues. The rest of the strength is mediocre. Strictly speaking, it cannot threaten the German team at all.

But why are everyone shouting and screaming?

the reason is simple!

Sweden and Denmark meet!

The two Nordic brothers were assigned to the same group as the German team!

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