I Am A Boss Mommy That Wants To Slack

Mrs. Chu:? ? ?

Seeing Chu Tianye's appearance, Mrs. Chu understood something, she immediately stretched out her hand and slapped Chu Tianye's ass hard: "You stinky boy, how can you lie to others? Do you know that, How many tears did grandma shed because of you during this time?! You are heartless!"

Mrs. Chu scolded fiercely, but wept with joy, hugged Chu Tianye and cried loudly: "You brat, can this kind of thing be used to deceive people? You are really... my Xiaoye is not stupid, not stupid Just like..."

She was crying and laughing, making Chu Tianye feel a little embarrassed.

He scratched his head, then coughed, and said, "Grandma, can you... don't tell mom and dad yet?"

Mrs. Chu was taken aback, and then said: "How can this be done? Grandma is sad, but you are stupid, they are even more sad! If you don't tell me, do you have the heart to make them feel so sad all the time?"

Chu Tianye rubbed his butt that was hurt by the spanking: "Grandma, you love me so much, you can't help hitting me. If your parents know that I'm faking it, what do you think they will do?"

Mrs. Chu was stopped by this sentence.

How to do it?

Daughter-in-law Shen Ruojing has always been very magnanimous and generous, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

But my son...although he didn't have much contact with Chu Cichen, but his son has always been a very fierce person, if he found out...he would definitely hit this traitor with a stick!

Mrs. Chu felt distressed immediately: "Yes, you can't say it, or your father will beat you half to death! But if you don't say it, do you still have to pretend?"

"I can't pretend anymore." Chu Tianye lowered his head: "I didn't know you guys would be so sad, I thought you guys would find it funny..."

"Smelly child!" Mrs. Chu slapped him on the forehead: "Your health is more important than any money! How could we find it fun?!"

Chu Tianye was embarrassed.

Mrs. Chu said again: "Then what should we do now?"

Chu Tianye blinked: "I'm going to get better slowly."

"How to get better slowly?"

"That's right, I'll start pretending to have a headache tomorrow, or pretend that I was hit on the head, and then immediately recover my memory, how about it?"

Mrs. Chu was slightly taken aback: "Is this okay?"

Chu Tianye coughed: "It should be possible. In many TV dramas, don't some people lose their memory after being hit on the head? Then it's also possible for me to recover my memory after hitting my head!"

Mrs. Chu: "... let's do it!"

There is really no way to deal with this demon king!

So, the next day.

Chu Tianye staggered out of the door. When Shen Ruojing and Chu Cichen had just left, he pretended his feet were weak and fell to the ground!

Bump your head, give it a little bump, and you're good to go!

Chu Tianye was thinking about this, but a black shadow suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, and then Chu Cichen came to him and grabbed him.

Chu Tianye:?

He hurriedly covered his head, and when he was about to say something, Shen Ruojing's voice came over: "How is it? You didn't hit your head, did you?"

"Don't worry, no, he's very fine." Chu Cichen explained: "I deliberately looked at the angle, his head is at least 50 centimeters from the floor!"

Chu Tianye: "..."

Fifty centimeters is too fake if it pretends to be hit.

Forget it, let's see next time.

He broke free from Chu Cichen's arms and started to go downstairs.

After walking two steps, his eyeballs turned and he started to sway again. Just when he was about to roll down, his body was suddenly picked up by Shen Ruojing.

Shen Ruojing looked at him worriedly: "What's the matter? I've been walking unsteadily today."

After finishing speaking, take his pulse: "There is nothing wrong with the pulse condition. Could it be that the motor nerves have also been injured? Is the condition getting worse?"

Chu Tianye:! ! !

The condition can't get worse! It's even better if it gets heavier!

So he immediately looked at Shen Ruojing and said, "Mum, I didn't wake up just now, I'm fine now! It's all right~"

Then bouncing downstairs.

Shen Ruojing followed behind him and observed him for a while.

Seeing that there was no chance of bumping his head, Chu Tianye simply stood still.

Originally, he wanted to perform in front of his parents, but now he realized that in front of his parents, he had no chance to bump his head at all!

But parents can't keep an eye on him all day long, Chu Tianye decided to go to grandma and let grandma cooperate.

It's better for him to bump lightly, and then grandma hugged him and yelled.

It's still more believable...

Chu Tianye behaved very well afterwards.

Only then did Shen Ruojing feel relieved, and then he had something to deal with, so he went upstairs.

It was already afternoon at this time, Chu Tianye finally had a chance, and immediately called Mrs. Chu to the living room, he looked at the coffee table, and knocked his little head on the coffee table! !

But the next moment, someone grabbed her clothes again!

Chu Tianye was taken aback for a moment, only then did he realize that it was his uncle Chu Cimo who was complaining in fear, "Mom, what do you think of the child? Fortunately, I acted in time!"

Chu Tianye:! ! ! !