How did I Become Emperor?

Sitting indecent, minus ten.

Smoking, minus thirty.

Tattoo, minus sixty.

I look good, add two hundred percent.

Lu Lugan retracted his gaze and deliberately lowered his voice: "I have a friend, he also likes to smoke and drink, and he also likes to burn his head. I wonder where Xuan Nu is? I want to do it for him ..."

"No! No!"

Before the words were finished, the white fox crouching in front of Xuan Nu interrupted: "The first rule in this hall of eternal life is that you cannot reveal your identity! Not to mention your own cultivation place! Otherwise it will lead to The scourge of death! Five years ago, there was a careless genius of magic Taoism, relying on his asylum to protect himself, exploding his identity, and eventually he died, causing a sectarian war that killed millions of people. Another predecessor hasn't been here for a long time, and it is probably dead! "

"Oh? Rules?"

Lu Qian raised an eyebrow, and glanced at Xuan Nu's face: "That is to say, it may be fake to see how you look now? This Xuan Nu may be a digger, and you A fox, maybe ... a dog? "

"呸! You are a dog! Your whole family is a dog! Then you say I am a dog, believe it or not, I bite you!"

The white fox fangs stared, fierce and fierce.

"Forget it, 朕 showdown. 朕 Just got the inheritance from the Changsheng Temple. It's also a new arrival. The two have any pointers, just say it."

Qi Lugan leaned back, leaning back on the Star Dragon Chair, and arched at the two.

"Hum! For the sake of your acquaintance, this girl will tell you ... oops!"

The white fox was so proud of her face that, just after half of it, a hand stretched out, pinching her neck, interrupting her speech.

人 This person is naturally a black girl.

Mysterious woman lifted the white fox, put it aside, exhaled a smoke, and tapped on the white jade table with a jade pipe: "The secret of the Changsheng Hall, how can it be worth a few dollars? You are so empty-mouthed that you want us to say it. A little unkind. "

"Oh? What do you want? Money?"

Lu Gan squinted for a moment.

"I don't want money!"

A fascination flashed in the eyes of Wu Xuan's eyes: "Give us cheats for martial arts, magic weapons, miracles of elixir!"

"I can't give it." Lu Gan refused decisively: "According to your first rule, once you give me cheats for martial arts, or the magic weapon Ling Guo Dan Yao, you may be used to find where you are." ! "

"Hee, hey, look, this guy is not a fool."

White Fox blinked with blue eyes.

Wu Xuannu gently nodded: "It's okay, you pass the level. Su Su, you tell him the rules of the Changsheng Hall."

I finished talking and continued to swallow the clouds and mist.

"Tired."

Qi Lugan arched his hand to Baihu.

"Hee hee, the first rule is that you can't reveal your identity. Everyone uses a code or a pseudonym. Her name is Xuan Nu, and my name is Bai Susu. What's your name?"

On the jade table, Bai Hu took the enchanting brisk steps, slipped to the front of Lu Qian, and squinted his eyes and asked.

Under the light of the stars, the fox's face was full of purity, four points of tenderness, and a touch of charm, like a young girl who had grown up at the beginning.

The furry snow-white tail fluttered left and right on the white jade table, and it looked very fluffy and soft.

Suddenly, Lu Lugan's heart gave birth to an impulse to rub.

"What do you want to do!"

I do n’t know what the thoughts are together, the white fox seems to be aware of it, with blue eyes staring, with a look of vigilance on his face.

For a moment, she collapsed into an electric power, plunged into the huge bird nest woven by a group of green grass on the left side of the jade table, and became a white-shoulder girl with a bang.

Ji He is the one who saw it when he came in last time.

"You can just call 朕 Your Majesty".

Lu Gan thoughtfully thought of the mysterious **** the right side of the jade table and said a word.

"No!"

"No!"

Xuan Xuan Nu, Bai Susu refused in unison.

"Why?"

Qi Lugan said indifferently: "This is just a code name, why bother?"

"No! You take advantage of us!"

Xu Bai Susu was very determined, turning his head to look at the Xuan Nu: "Xuan Nu, I see the crown of stars and Kowloon on his head, surrounded by the sun, moon and stars, like the master of the stars, so why not ... let's call him the second sister!"

"Second bitch? OK!"

Wu Xuanmiao blinked her eyes and nodded in agreement.

二愣 子? ? ?

干 Lu Qian gave a little stupid smile, and spread his hand and smiled: "Forget it, you are happy. So what about the second rule?"

"Hahahaha."

Bai Susu's eyes narrowed, like a fox: "The second rule is that in the Palace of Eternal Life, you can practice and learn martial arts, but it cannot affect others."

This sentence made Lu Qian look for a moment.

In this hall of longevity, can fights, that is to say can hurt others?

"do not worry."

At this point, Xuan Nu changed her posture, leaned Erlang's legs, squinted her eyes, sucked a rifle, and spit out the flue: "In this hall of longevity, no one can be harmed by someone who is protected by the star map. Your moves can be worse. It can't destroy anything here, so you can practice martial arts here at will. "

"I see." Lu Gan nodded.

Now he can also see that Bai Susu looks a little naive and simple, but it is certainly not so easy to lie.

As for this mysterious girl, she has a keen mind and is not easy to deal with.

"The third rule, you can't bring in dirty things!" Bai Susu wrinkled her nose and seemed to remember something bad.

"What does this mean?"

Lu Lugan glanced at the smoke gun and wine gourd in Xuan Nu's hand.

"Huh, last time, the demon Taoist guy had no one in his eyes. He used it as his own storage room and threw everything into it, like a corpse, broken hands, purple river car, dead fish, rotten shrimp ... It was absolutely terrible! Xuan Nu and I burned his stuff! "

Bai Su Su exclaimed.

After listening, Lu Qian nodded consciously and continued to ask, "What else?"

"Gone."

Bai Susu finished blinking.

"Is it just three rules? It all seems reasonable! But, can you let me try it?" Lu Gan's eyes flashed and he stood up.

"Anywhere."

Bai Susu's eyes lightened slightly: "If you want to try if there is a star chart shelter, you can hit me!"

"OK! Offended!"

Qi Lugan nodded utterly, and made a huge palm print with one palm.

Seeing this, Bai Susu leaped out, hitting the palmprint herself, was slammed into the huge copper gate, and then fell to the ground.

呜 "Woohoo, Su Su was seriously injured, it hurts. I want Xuan Nu to hug, Xuan Nu kisses to get up!"

Bai Susu covered her chest and rolled on the ground.

The sound of cricket sounded full of vitality, not as if he had been seriously injured.

Wu Xuannu glanced angrily, too lazy to care for her.

Here, Lu Qian gave himself a slap, and a huge force exploded on the robes of the stars. The starlight flashed and was directly absorbed.

It seems that I really can't hurt others, nor can I hurt myself.

"Thank you both."

Lu Lugan sat on the star dragon chair again and arched, "But I still have a few questions, and I want to ask two of them for confusion."

"Slow!"

As soon as the chanting voice fell, Xuan Nu shouted suddenly, a radiance erupted in her eyes: "Will you punch?"

(⊙_⊙)?

Lu Qiang was on the spot.

"Isn't it?" Xuan Nu frowned. "That Mahjong, Pai Gow, Dice, Ye Zi you should always be the same!"

"Yes, yes, but ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ What does this mean?"

Qi Lugan's brain was a bit overturned.

"Hee hee." At this time, Bai Susu struck a carp, flashed back to her nest, and shook her little foot, "Xuan Nu likes gambling, but only in the hall of longevity, can she find someone to accompany her to gamble! Unfortunately For a long time, no one has been here in the Longevity Hall. Just me and Xuan Nu, I ca n’t bet gambling. Now that you are here, Xuan Nu can bet as much as possible! Secretly tell you, Xuan Nu is the happiest when gambling. You ask what she will answer you! "

"..."

Lu Gan frowned, with some vigilance: "How old are you guys playing? How do I know if you're going to pit my money for partnership?"

"One or two gold bets!"

Xuan Xuan girl excited: Gambler's light bloomed on her face: "How do you want to play? Follow you! I deserve to be accompanied!"

"This ... isn't it!"

Lu Lugan hesitated, nodded, and licked his lips: "Have you heard of the Landlord?"

Fight the landlord?

Wu Xuannian's eyes brightened: "What new gameplay is this? Come and listen!"

"it is good!"

Lu Gan nodded, and then explained something.

As soon as the words of the grandmother ended, Xuan Nu's aunt disappeared, leaving only one sentence floating in the air: "I'll prepare the jade card."

The speed at which the evil dog snatches food is not fake.

I dare to love this mysterious girl.