How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"Hey, what happened to the monkey today?" When Xu Shenxing came to the lecture hall that day, he found that the monkey was lying in the last row of the classroom like a dead body.

In a sense, this guy is also serious...

"I don't know..."

The four-eyed squad leader also looked helpless: "Since I went back to the dormitory yesterday, it has been like this, whether it is to introduce him to the girl or ask him to go to the Internet cafe to open a black... even the latest uncoded'small dishes' for us are gone. Interest. Seriously..."

The four-eyed squad leader is still very concerned about his dormitory brothers, and seems to be quite worried about the monkey's symptoms.

"This image of a dead fish is like'I finally met my goddess, and the goddess was unexpectedly kind and easy to talk. But before I confessed to others, I had a boyfriend. It was hard to figure out that it was not a boyfriend who was loose. When I breathed out, I was told that it was actually a husband and wife relationship."

Xu Shenxing sighed and said casually.

"Puff—"

"Wow! The monkey vomited blood!"

"Guardian, hygienist!"

"We don't have this class committee..."

"Wait, brother don't die!"

"You haven't given me a good 30G porn!"

"Breathing is... no way, it seems that I can only breathe artificially."

As soon as the voice fell, the class immediately returned to the audible silence of the needle drop.

"..."

"..."

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"You save me!" the monkey roared with blood and tears.

The riot continued until the lunch break.

Because there was still class in the afternoon, Xu Shenxing couldn't go back to Ying's apartment, but it was a great pleasure of his life to spend the least money in the school cafeteria, so it is not unacceptable not to go back.

"Don't you think it's too quiet in the corridor today?" The squad leader of Four Eyes muttered as he packed his textbooks, "Could it be that Chang Xiaoxian passed by here?"

Only the beautiful school girl passing here can produce this kind of solitary effect.

"Maybe other classes end early." Xu Shenxing was noncommittal.

Then the classroom door opened, revealing the red and white clothes outside the door.

The whole classroom was quiet, and then the students whispered to each other.

"It's a witch!" "Someone actually wears this kind of clothes in their daily lives." "But why do they always think it's appropriate!" "Beauty! Is she a student in our school?" "I haven't seen it before." Is she coming to find someone?"

The girl's gaze swept across the crowd, and then fell on Xu Shenxing, who was twitching at the corner of her mouth in the back row, and revealed a bright smile.

"Master Shenxing, I brought you a lunch box."

The crowd was in an uproar.

Before Xu Shenxing thought about his response, the monkey behind him strangled his neck: "Is that you! Sister Asahi's beloved wife made the bento box for you!"

The monkey couldn't help being full of murderous intentions when he thought of the feeling that he was bleeding in his heart yesterday, and at the same time teaching the girl how to please the boys.

Of course, it was completely useless for Xu Shenxing.

Because he was afraid of hurting the monkey, he didn't dare to struggle hard, so he could only use the other person as a neck pendant and just stood up.

But after this step, the monkey let go of his hand.

"Aren't you going together?" Xu Shenxing asked curiously, looking back.

"Fuck you, I won't look for abuse." The monkey recalled the expression of the girl who took notes seriously yesterday. He felt that she could not destroy her mind when she made lunch so seriously, so although she was depressed, but Not really intending to get involved.

"Um...Illusion? I always think that girl is drooling while looking at you two..." The four-eyed squad leader whispered hesitantly.

That should not be an illusion.

It’s a pity that Xu Shenxing has been getting along these days and nights to understand that this Sakurakoro Asahi student is an out-and-out rot girl, and she has no interest in the normal relationship between men and women...

Thinking of this, Xu Shenxing looked at the monkey with a little pity: It's so pitiful, love ends before it starts... Is this the so-called defeat before a fight...

…

In the back mountain of Jiangjin University, I randomly found a place to spread a picnic cloth. Xu Shenxing and Ying Xiaolu Asahi sat on the ground and started to eat their lunch.

In all fairness, Miss Miko's craftsmanship is a bit worse than that of Xu Shenxing, probably the home cooking level of ordinary people.

However, the bento is obviously better than Xu Shenxing in this respect, because Xu Shenxing's dishes are basically Chinese cuisine, which is the type that reduces the taste when it is cold.

The two of them ate silently, and finally Xu Shenxing couldn't help but ask: "Why do you have to ask me to go? In fact, as long as you think of a way and have some means, you may not be able to persist until the next **** takes office, right? "

This matter has to be talked about from the day before yesterday. After expelling the people from the special case investigation team from Ying's apartment, Xu Shenxing received a call from Xiao Zhengyi, but it was Xu Feng on the other end of the call.

And Xu Feng also informed Xu Shenxing of their real purpose.

Let Xu Shenxing act as the mascot... I mean the **** of the shrine. Naturally, it is not for the **** of friendship between the two countries, but Fuso will pay the corresponding remuneration.

The reward is a seal called "Zhenchuan Seal", which was a magic weapon that the Chinese dynasty once lost because of the flames of war. At this time, the Jinchuan seal was placed at Shirling Shrine to suppress the dry well—this is why Sakurakoji Asahi, who is a maiden, was able to come to Jiangjin regardless of the abnormal condition of the dry well.

However, Wuzhu's magic weapon has limited effectiveness and cannot last for too long, so Xu Shenxing's cooperation is needed.

It’s also worth mentioning that Zhenchuan Yin seems to have an effect on the issue of spiritual vein leakage. Xu Feng has also discussed with him. If he can get it, he will place Zhenchuan Yin in Jiangjin to stabilize the spiritual vein. .

This is where Xu Shenxing has been tangled recently...

Don't go, your conscience is disturbed, go, women's clothing is really not acceptable...

"Because the next master **** is too young...If possible, we plan to let her follow you to learn the behavior and unique temperament of the god..." the girl whispered.

"There is no difference between me and ordinary people...What's the special temperament of gods?" Xu Shenxing asked curiously.

"Well, the feeling of being above?"

"'Look, humans are like trash!' or something?"

"Ah, I also like that animation..."