House Witch

The legend of Dragon Quest has always been a classic topic that has been circulated forever, and the starting point of such legendary stories often starts with the princess being snatched away by the evil dragon.

Of course, the giant dragons have always had objections to these legends, but the arrogant dragons will definitely not protest or explain to humans who they regard as ants.

All this is just a fantasy of human beings' dream of slaying dragons, an act of touching the majesty of the giant porcelain dragon and using it to put gold on their own faces.

However, who would have thought that a clan of witches would suddenly emerge among the ant-like humans?

Witches originated from humans, and their natural language, culture, and living habits are also in line with humans.

Humans like to watch the legend of Dragon Quest, and witches also like to watch it.

In fact, they not only like to watch, but also like to imitate. This is quite normal and not difficult to understand. After all, who didn’t have some fantasy when they first listened to Dragon Quest?

Boys usually put themselves into the brave man who slays the dragon, dreaming that one day they can also gather their companions to rush to the battlefield together, to defeat the dragon that symbolizes evil and terror, and then rescue the princess who was taken away by the evil dragon. From then on, he embraced the beautiful woman and lived a good life with a good reputation in career and love.

Girls also often put themselves into the princess in the story, imagining how beautiful they are, but how miserable they are, but they also have hope. She will be trapped in the dragon's castle, but one day there will be a A handsome and brave brave man will bathe in dragon blood to save himself.

Well, it’s just a childhood fantasy. Everyone has had such childlike innocence.

But for mortals, these are just illusory and beautiful fantasies.

When the boys grow up, they will understand that they are just ordinary people. Let alone the dragon, being able to kill pigs alone is considered a big deal.

And girls will also understand that they cannot be princesses. Some things they are not born with will probably be difficult to have in this life. And if there is no family background, no beauty, or even talent, then even a hero bathed in dragon blood If you pass by, you won't even look at these little ones.

Well, reality is so cruel.

However, for the witches, this is not just a fantasy. They can turn the story into reality. The only thing they have to worry about is whether they want to be a dragon-slaying hero or a princess waiting for redemption.

However, although the little witches' fantasies are beautiful, they are actually only beautiful for a few days, because after they learn to surf the Internet, their hearts will be broken by the complaints of the dragons on the Magic Network.

"Are you witches crazy? You come to my house every day asking me to catch you. If you are out of your mind, why don't you go see a doctor?"

"What, you are beautiful? You are beautiful as a hammer. Do you have beautiful dragon scales, wide dragon wings, a slender tail, or perfect dragon horns? Even a five-haired monkey with nothing is worthy of you. Call it good-looking?"

"What a dragon, don't slander dragons. Only Luther dragons and dragons who can't get a wife will spread their seeds everywhere. Pure-blood true dragons are digested internally."

"Damn, dragons, who knows? There is an unreasonable crazy witch who ran into my dragon's lair without permission. I must have caught her, but the key is that I can't beat her."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, I understand, I understand, I am a female, and she insists that I fall in love with her, robs my dragon's nest, doesn't pay me rent, and wants me to provide her with good food and drink, it's really Bullying the dragon is too much."

"You two, just be satisfied. Wuwuwu, I was beaten twice. First, a madman rushed into my house and robbed the dragon's nest. He beat her up and said that I robbed her. Then there was another madman who claimed to be a brave man and ran away. I said that she would save me, and gave me another meal. The two dog wives ruined my dragon nest and said that my wife's book was still taken away. My wife’s book, which I had saved for hundreds of years, is all gone.”

Well, there are too many dragon blood and tears stickers like this. The dragons have been suffering from the witch for a long time.

Even under the protest of the dragons, the programs related to Dragon Quest in the Magic Network have been labeled "the content is completely fictional, please do not imitate", but the effect is very small, after all, you can't kill it A wonderful childhood for a little witch, right?

laugh.

"You're laughing your ass off. Oh, okay, I confess. I admit that I laughed a little too loudly under these dragon blood and tears posts before."

High in the sky, being grabbed by the giant dragon's claws, and almost being blown into a fool by the howling wind, Dorothy, who could only do all kinds of beauty, expressed deep regret.

As a girlish Iron Witch who only cares about studying and has no love at all, she really doesn't want to experience this kind of plot that she thinks is completely shameful play.

And if she had to participate, shouldn't she be a hero? What does it mean to be a kidnapped princess?

The otaku witch gritted her teeth.

It's a pity that she, who is only as powerful as an ordinary human magician, is really no match for this genuine pure-blood dragon. She can only helplessly sway in the wind in the dragon's claws.

Fortunately, the dragon's flying speed was really fast. It only took a few minutes. She was already in the city and was taken to a deserted island offshore.

Then, before the witch could see clearly what the deserted island looked like, the giant dragon released its claws, dropped the "princess" in its claws at the entrance of a cave on the cliff, and then spread its wings and soared, Go straight to the top of the mountain.

Dorothy, who was beaten to pieces, said: "."

Hey, this giant dragon in the spiritual world really doesn't follow the rules. Fortunately, I'm a thick-skinned person. If this really was a cute princess, I might have fallen to death just by pointing it out.

The otaku witch silently patted her butt and climbed up, feeling helpless.

Then, she looked around, especially the cave inside, and became even more speechless.

Well, there are four walls in the cave. It is true that there is nothing but bare walls. At least there are a few bundles of straw for sleeping in the prison.

She complained in her heart.

But this is normal. After all, this scene is obviously based on the classic Dragon Quest legend, but whose Dragon Quest story will describe in detail how the princess solves the problem of eating and drinking in the dragon's castle. What about Caesar’s problem?

Of course, these trivial things will not be written in the story. They will only focus on describing the struggle between the brave and the dragon, telling how scary the dragon is and how heroic the brave is. As for the princess?

Well, just be a quiet and beautiful vase. Anyway, it is just a tool for the plot, and in the end it is just a prize for the brave.

This is very realistic.

But when this reality falls on you, it's very uncomfortable.

"Oh, a few minutes ago I was eating delicious snacks in the golden manor, sitting on the big soft sofa, enjoying the service of the gem maids. How come this broken cave is all that is left in such a short time?"

Dorothy was speechless.

However, being speechless at this time couldn't solve the problem. If she didn't want to sleep on the hard cave floor in the future, she had to take action.

So, the house witch came to the edge of the cave and looked down.

Okay, it's really a cliff. Except for the stone platform protruding like a balcony at the edge of the cave entrance, the mountain where the dragon lives is almost a ninety-degree pillar.

Although the mountain cannot be as smooth as the surface of ceramic tiles, if you ask the world rock climbing champion to climb at this level of difficulty, you will have to stop on the spot.

Moreover, even if you really go down the mountain, there is no use, because there is only a deserted island under the mountain, surrounded by the endless ocean.

Therefore, unless you are not a mortal, it is almost impossible to escape from the cave halfway up the mountain.

"Fortunately, I am really not a mortal."

Dorothy was so happy.

Then she took a leap of faith, jumped directly from the cave platform, and then quickly fell straight down the mountain.

Of course, she couldn't be seeking death, she just wanted to save some magic power.

After all, the magic power of an ordinary human mage is only about one or two hundred mana when converted into a witch.

If you give her a broomstick with this little magic power, she can barely fly down the mountain gracefully, and it is only enough to fly down the mountain, let alone without flying props, pure flying skills, air stepping skills and so on.

Those high-consuming magics are not what she wants now.

However, low-level magic such as Featherfall can do it.

Gee, this level of magic can only be classified as zero-circle magic according to the standards of witches. It is the magic enlightenment that only little witches in kindergarten can learn, but it is good to have it now, so don’t pick and choose. Pick four.

Dorothy silently calculated the falling speed and distance, and at the same time prepared to cast the feather falling spell.

The effect of this spell is to make the target fall as lightly as a feather. It can be used to reduce one's own weight and remove one's own inertia. It is actually quite useful.

The otaku witch is going to perform an extreme spell. She reaches the minimum safe distance and then activates the Feather Falling Technique like a parachute.

However, before she could cast the spell, a huge shadow shot down from the sky accompanied by an angry dragon's roar, and then there was the familiar feeling of being pinched by a dragon's claws.

Dorothy: "."

Okay, it's really not that easy to escape.

She sighed inwardly, not too surprised by this.

She just wanted to bet that this dragon would be like those dragons who complained on the magic network and didn't actually take her to heart. But now it seems that the spiritual dragon and the real dragon have different brain circuits. .

Also, the spiritual world is an illusory world. This giant dragon is probably the kind of fairy tale dragon that the little witches dream of that can capture the princess. Catching the princess is its duty and mission, so naturally it will not give up easily.

Snapped.

With another blow of lightning, the dragon dropped Dorothy on the cave platform halfway up the mountain again.

But this time, the otaku witch who had been mentally prepared did not fall to the ground again. Instead, she adjusted her posture in mid-air as flexibly as a cat, and finally landed gracefully and smoothly.

Well, he is a Martial God after all, so these are all basic operations.

In fact, the first time she was so embarrassed was not because she didn't react. She just wanted to paralyze the dragon, but unfortunately, it didn't work.

"Roar"

And this time, the giant dragon did not just abandon the people and leave like it did at the beginning. Instead, it inserted its sharp dragon claws into the mountain. The whole dragon hung on the cliff, and the slender dragon head came close to stand. In front of Dorothy on the platform, a low roar came out.

There was anger in this dragon's roar.

"Okay, okay, why are you yelling so loudly? And stay away. You didn't brush your teeth. Do you know that you have bad breath?"

An ordinary person would have been frightened when faced with such a terrifying giant beast that bared its teeth at him, but the otaku witch was naturally not timid at all.

She just pinched her nose and let out a low growl.

It was the same roar as the dragon's roar just now, and it was dragon language.

Well, as a dragon witch, dragon language is instinctive.

Of course, this instinct requires dragon blood as a medium. In theory, she should have lost this instinct after losing the body of the dragon witch. But who made Dorothy also a master of magic?

Naturally, the dignified witch lady of the forest would not fail to master the language proficiency skill.

In fact, the instinctive level of Dragon Language is like an illiterate person who can only speak but cannot write and read. Naturally, this level of learning cannot meet the needs of a top student like Dorothy. Therefore, her Dragon Language is I learned it through hard work.

This is knowledge that she has firmly grasped. As long as she does not encounter the same memory shield as the previous Witch's Night, she does not have to worry about it being taken away.

Moreover, in addition to dragon language, the otaku witch is also proficient in more than 100 mainstream languages ​​​​of the Western universe, such as the spiritual language of angels, the blasphemous language of demons, elven language, giant language, sea language, etc.

Well, I stayed up late and couldn't sleep and learned it casually. It's quite simple. Anyway, there are so many skills that it's not overwhelming.

Therefore, she could naturally understand the meaning of the dragon's roar just now.

"Are you crazy? Why can't you think of committing suicide?"

Well, if someone who doesn't understand dragon language faces the dragon's low roar just now, they will only regard it as a threat, but after understanding it, it will naturally not be so scary.

You see, this giant dragon is quite concerned about her safety, so naturally he won't kill her easily, so there's nothing to be afraid of.

However, Dorothy didn't lie either. This dragon really had bad breath.

This is normal. After all, you can't expect a beast that grows fur and drinks blood every day and doesn't brush its teeth to still have a mouthful of fragrance, right?

However, it is one thing to be normal, but it is another thing to say it out, and it is still said in dragon language.

so.

The giant dragon, who had an angry face just now, was surprised at first when he heard the low dragon roar from the mouth of the weak human in front of him, but after she understood the meaning of the dragon roar.

Well, have you ever seen a blushing dragon?

And it’s still a black dragon.

Dorothy just watched helplessly as the scales on the face of this black dragon, which actually had beautiful scales and was definitely a beautiful dragon by dragon standards, turned red, and eventually steam came out of its head.

Wow, it's a steam dragon.

The house witch is getting acquainted.