Hollywood Lover

This was reported by the Sun, a major American newspaper. The reporter interviewed a British veteran, and the veteran slammed Saving Private Ryan as completely unrealistic, scribbling, and fooling the audience with imagination.

"The Battle of Omaha Beach was not like that at all. The bunkers of the German army were not distributed correctly, and many details were wrong! This made us veterans laugh out loud! Did Spielberg lose his mind? Could it be that you can’t even afford to hire a veteran as a consultant?” The British veteran said vowedly, cursing and swearing.

There was an uproar in the United States, and they all pointed their finger at Spielberg's lack of rigor, which greatly reduced the status of him and his films in the hearts of the judges.

"Haha, well done, give me more publicity, and in addition, send all the judges a CD of Shakespeare's love history, and attach some small souvenirs at the back!" Harvey Weinstein, the boss of Weinstein Pictures, raised his feet Sitting on the sofa, smoking a huge cigar, he threw the newspaper on the table with great satisfaction, and smiled triumphantly.

No one knows that it was he who single-handedly pulled down the popular Saving Private Ryan, making Spielberg lose face.

But, really no one knows?

Standing on the sidelines, Zhang Dongcheng just waited for Harvey to use up all his means, while Shideley was carrying out his plan, and at the critical moment, the upset Shakespeare's love history would be truly exposed, and he would be aborted!

For Brokeback Mountain, the opinions of thousands of Oscar judges are olive-shaped with a large middle and small ends.

On the one hand, there are judges who understand homosexuality very well, and judges who are inherently homosexual or Zhang Dongcheng's diehard judges. They appreciate and love Brokeback Mountain in every way.

On the other side, there is a group of people who can't accept homosexuality life and death, no matter what reason, they clearly express their opposition. There are a large number of such people, and they hate Brokeback Mountain. A person who feels at ease only after being sent to the stake in Dongcheng.

There are many such people, but they are much more than the judges at the other end.

And the centrists are the group of people who neither oppose nor advocate Brokeback Mountain, and their number is much larger than the sum of the other two.

They don't particularly care about their sexual orientation, what they care about is whether the movie can impress them, whether the camera lens of the movie introduces them into that world, and experience the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the characters, this is the key to their voting.

What Zhang Dongcheng wants to fight for is the centrist who neither opposes nor advocates Brokeback Mountain.

All the efforts must be spent on this kind of people, so that it is possible to create miracles.

When Oscar judge Ackerman arrived home that day, he was pleasantly surprised by a gift.

Little cowboy hat? Hehe, my son is looking for a cowboy hat. I have been busy with work these days, and I forgot to buy it for my son several times. I didn't expect that when I fell asleep and encountered a pillow, someone would understand my wish and bring it to me.

Although this little cowboy hat is not worth much, and Ackerman can't afford it, but the person who sent it knows his own thoughts too well, and it immediately made Ackerman feel good about it.

Looking at the gift in the package, in addition to the cowboy hat, there is also an audio-visual material of the movie. Ackerman picked it up casually, but it was the word Brokeback Mountain.

Oh, SHIT..

Although Ackerman didn't hate homosexuality, he was really not interested in this movie about same-sex love, so he threw the audio-visual materials aside, and Ackerman greeted his son.

"Grey, my son, come and see what Dad brought you!" Ackerman yelled, and soon his seven or eight-year-old son ran down the stairs quickly.

"Wow, cowboy hat! Dad, thank you!" Gray happily put the hat on his head and ran excitedly in the living room.

Seeing the little guy wearing a cowboy hat, who also looks like a cowboy in the American West, Ackerman also laughed and asked casually: "Didn't you usually want to be a baseball star, and what you like most is wearing a baseball cap?" Why? Why are you suddenly wearing a cowboy hat now?"

"There are many posters on the street. They are two cowboys. I think they are very handsome and cool! That's why I want to wear one too!" Gray was just a child, and when his father asked him, he answered directly.

Posters on the street? Ackerman was taken aback for a moment before he understood.

Ever since his big defeat at the Golden Globe Awards, the super director Smith Zhang probably felt that he had suffered a great humiliation, so he spent 20 million US dollars in one breath as the Olympic funds for Brokeback Mountain. A well-known public relations company in the United States took over the business.

Of course, this is all gossip, and no one will bring it up on the surface.

Now on the streets of Hollywood, you can see posters of Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom as cowboys. Although his son Gray is still young, I don’t know what they are playing, but these two super handsome guys When they collided together, it was like sparks colliding with the earth, sparks flying, not to mention those girls, even my seven or eight-year-old son was deeply addicted.

This year's Oscar voting judges --- the American Academy of Motion Picture Sciences and Arts has a total of 5,798 members, everyone can vote for the best movie in their minds, and Ackerman's favorite is to save Private Ryan.

As for Brokeback Mountain, sorry, Ackerman didn't even bother to watch this gay movie.

It must be full of disgusting homosexual depictions! Uh, it's really... a good way to attract attention.

Ackerman looked at his son in a cowboy hat who was having a good time, thinking of the silent Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom with a bright smile on the street, and finally picked up the video that he had thrown aside Information, looked up.

What appeared in front of my eyes was the letter paper written by Zhang Dongcheng's own handwriting. Still, it was birds and fish.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death

It's me standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you

The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you

But knowing that they love each other, but they can't be together

The furthest distance in the world is not being able to be together when you know you love each other

But obviously unable to resist this longing, yet deliberately pretending not to have you in my heart at all

The furthest distance in the world is not that you can't resist this longing, but you have to pretend that you don't take you into your heart at all,

Instead, he used his indifferent heart to dig an insurmountable ditch for the person who loves you.

At the end of the poem, Zhang Dongcheng just wrote a paragraph of his own words:

How many people were buried in that ditch? How many people will be buried in the future? We don't know, the reason why there is Broken Arm Mountain is just that there was such a touching love in that sky and that land, it once came and disappeared quietly, it was just love, nothing else.

Ackerman's heart was finally touched by Zhang Dongcheng's message. He finally opened the DVD and played Brokeback Mountain.

Music played in the room, Zhang Dongcheng's movie changed a person again.

Two months later at the Oscars, will Zhang Dongcheng be able to counterattack, throw away the top five hats at the Golden Globes in one fell swoop, and kill Saving Private Ryan and Sha Weng Love History, who was originally upset in time and space, and make Miracle How to proceed? Let us wait and see!

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Adhering to the true meaning of war, Zhang Dongcheng can be said to have used several methods, and the mouthpiece of his subordinates has also begun to speak. This wave made the whole United States unable to look directly at it.

"Unconditionally support Broken Arm Mountain, support Smith Zhang!" - Jason Statham, a tough guy on the screen

"Brokeback Mountain is a good movie. Don't be fooled by others. Only after seeing it with your own eyes can you understand what tolerance Smith Zhang is talking about!" Michael Jackson, the king of pop

"Broken Arm Mountain is the most difficult movie I have ever made in my life, and it is also the best movie I think!" - Brad Pitt, who is so handsome that he has no friends.

"The Golden Globes are stained with the biggest stain today. Let us see the cries of fans all over the United States. Please don't use colored glasses to discuss the right and wrong of things!" Roger Ebert, a famous American film critic, said in Opinions are expressed in their own columns in newspapers.

While fighting for Zhang Dongcheng in the United States, Zhang Dongcheng was sitting in an office, caring about the daily results and strategies with Shi Deli of the public relations company.

Throwing out tens of millions of dollars without heartache, Zhang Dongcheng doesn't care about money or reputation. If everything happens under fair circumstances, Zhang Dongcheng can accept any situation, but this kind of blatant bullying is terrible. Just not! ! !

Well, everything will be decided at the Oscars!

"We can't understand why Brokeback Mountain didn't get any awards at the Golden Globes, it's a movie with impeccable characters, addictive performances and irresistible images, where we experience love Surging, but why didn’t the Golden Globe Awards officially do this? Is it just because he promotes same-sex love?” The famous Roger Ebert shouted for Zhang Dongcheng in the newspaper, and he couldn’t understand the Golden Globe judges’ comments thought, and said angrily: "My God, this is something that shames us Hollywood filmmakers. This is a sad and lamentable result! No one is better than Brad Pitt, and no one is better than Orlando. Arm Mountain gave us two of the sexiest men in the world, I love them, there is no one who doesn't love them! Look at the street girls screaming and cowboy hats selling! Oscar, you can't be as blind as those guys Eye!"

"Oscar nominations have been announced. Director Smith Zhang's "Brokeback Mountain" has won nine nominations. With the decline of the Golden Globe Awards and the rave reviews from the critics, this result that satisfies Chinese people around the world is obviously expected However, while we are happy, we have to pour cold water on everyone to be sober: "Brokeback Mountain"'s Oscar road is actually not smooth. There was a news a few days ago that US President Clinton gave a speech at Kansas State University. The college student asked him, "You're also a rancher, and I was wondering what your take on the movie Brokeback Mountain was? As a result, Clinton was quite embarrassed, so he had to talk about him from left to right.