Hogwarts Kryptonian

"Professor, are you looking for me?"

Pushing open the door of the room full of pink and lace, Lu Yunkai had a polite smile on his face.

Then, he was stunned.

The pink decorations and small ornaments in the room were all gone.

The room was clean and tidy, when Lu Yunkai remembered what it was like when Lu Ping worked in this office the year before last.

What's the meaning?

"Sit down." Umbridge replied casually, pointing to a box with drawers next to her with her wand.

The drawers were closed and the boxes were folded.

"Are you packing your things?"

"I plan to submit an application to resign as Headmaster of Hogwarts to the Ministry of Magic." Umbridge said calmly: "It is also good to collect things in advance."

"...You are leaving??"

Lu Yunkai was really surprised.

"Such an incident happened yesterday. The news of the mysterious man's return that the Ministry has been keeping under wraps can no longer be held back. Someone has to be responsible." Umbridge sighed softly, "The Minister should be here I have officially submitted my resignation in the past few days, and there is no need for me to stay at Hogwarts.”

"...The minister is resigning?"

Lu Yun opened his eyes and picked it up.

Are you finally willing to resign? ? This is a good thing! ! That Minister of Magic, Lu Yunkai has really tolerated him for a long time.

"Although it's a pity, it's not a bad thing." Umbridge nodded. "In the past two years, he has become more and more bottomless in his actions and has offended many people. He went down to help reduce a lot of our burdens."

"oh."

Lu Yunkai nodded calmly.

The dislike for Umbridge in my heart reached another level.

I'm afraid anyone in England can say that about Fudge, but you can't say that, right?

If he didn't obey you, why would you stand in this position? Don’t you have any idea how disgusting those education orders are?

This person really has no feeling of gratitude at all!

horrible.

"I'll be waiting for you at the Ministry of Magic." Umbridge continued with her trademark smirk on her face: "Don't let me down."

"I will work hard." Lu Yun smiled.

"Here you go." Umbridge pulled out a roll of parchment from the drawer and handed it to Lu Yunkai.

"……What's this?"

"A letter of protest." Umbridge said with a smile: "You can ask your owl to send this letter to the Ministry of Magic. I have already written the receiving address for you."

"Letter of protest??"

"Well, the content is mainly to protest what I did in school." Umbridge nodded.

"...What do you mean?" Lu Yunkai's brows knitted together.

"After I return to the Ministry to apply for transfer, someone will definitely write such a letter of protest. Why not arrange for one of my own in advance." Umbridge continued with a smile: "I can still write the content of such a protest. Take control."

"You won't get yourself into trouble by doing this?"

"If you're not in the Ministry of Magic, you won't understand what kind of things are unforgivable and what kind of things no one cares about." Umbridge said with a calm expression, "Even in the same situation, using two If you tell it in different ways, it will be two completely different things in other people's ears. Rather than letting people who don't know how to tell a story make trouble for me, I might as well tell it myself."

"..." Lu Yunkai was silent.

"This is also a lesson I teach you for free." Umbridge looked at Lu Yunkai's uncertain expression and said with a smile: "You can read this letter yourself when you go back and feel it."

"good."

Lu Yunkai put away the parchment.

"Okay, nothing else. Finally, I wish you good luck in your OWLS exam."

"Thank you for teaching...Vice Minister." Lu Yunkai changed his title.

Umbridge smiled and nodded, watching Lu Yunkai leave.

…

After coming out of Umbridge's office, Lu Yunkai took out the roll of parchment almost immediately.

Watching as he walked towards the Owl Tower.

Take a good look and experience? Lu Yunkai actually wasn't very interested.

Although he accepted and understood what Umbridge said in general principles, it did not mean that he was interested in learning how to operate it in detail.

Work at the Ministry of Magic?

Thank you, Lu Yunkai is completely uninterested now.

That place is really dirty. It’s not like I don’t have money, so why would I jump into a cesspit?

But even so, Lu Yunkai was still shocked by Umbridge's letter of protest on the way from Umbridge's office to the tower.

The angry feelings are vivid on the page, but there is no actual "crime" that can be particularly blamed throughout the article. Taken as a whole, this letter is just a statement, not an accusation.

To understand it from another angle, Lu Yunkai’s complaint against Umbridge only involves his position and has nothing to do with his behavior.

It was only because Umbridge was against Dumbledore that Lu Yunkai wrote this letter to protest.

Without even thinking about it, Lu Yunkai understood the logic behind this: working in the Ministry of Magic can have a stand, but there can be no bad deeds.

And once the reason why Umbridge was complained was fixed on the issue of stance, then everything would be classified as taking sides, so the letter she wrote to Lu Yun had to be sent out so early...

Moreover, this is definitely not a bad thing for Lu Yunkai. After all, taking sides requires flags, just like Voldemort and Dumbledore, they have two flags, the Death Eaters, and the organization called the Order of the Phoenix that McGonagall accidentally told Lu Yunkai before. It’s formed like this!

Lu Yunkai jumped out as a "representative" early at this time. If he is really interested in entering the Ministry of Magic in the future, it will undoubtedly be a great early investment.

Umbridge's move was a win-win. Therefore, she was not worried at all that Lu Yun would reject this arrangement at the meeting.

"After all, he is the deputy minister of the Ministry of Magic! No one can reach this position by a simple person!"

With a little emotion, Lu Yunkai found Sophie and tied the parchment scroll to its feet.

…

"Are you OK?"

"What can happen!"

"Then who knows! God knows what kind of madness that old witch has gone to deal with you?"

Daphne hugged Lu Yunkai's arm with worry.

The two of them were walking together on the lawn outside the castle. Of course, there were other classmates beside them.

They were going to where the Care of Magical Creatures class was held next to the Forbidden Forest.

Lu Yunkai did not return to the dormitory after being informed by Pansy to see Umbridge at noon. After coming down from the Owl Tower, he went to the Divination classroom to visit Trelawney again.

Trelawney still looked drunk and smelled of alcohol, and what she said to Lu Yunkai was still so out of tune, but it was really hard for Lu Yunkai to believe her like this now.

He also wanted to talk about divination, but he didn't succeed.

Perhaps, as the fangirl twins said, Trelawney had something to hide.

After staying in the divination classroom until the beginning of class, Lu Yunkai went directly to the Care of Magical Creatures class outside the castle. Daphne, who had been worried all afternoon, finally saw Lu Yunkai.

"How can she go crazy...eh? Am I dazzled? Is that Umbridge?"

Lu Yunkai narrowed his eyes and pointed at a figure floating over from the castle in the distance.

"...It's true." Seeing Umbridge's figure, Daphne immediately let go of Lu Yun's arm and moved to the side.

"What is she doing here... eh? Is she going to attend the Care of Magical Creatures class today??" Lu Yunkai became more and more surprised as he watched Umbridge getting closer and closer.

Umbridge's so-called auditing has been experienced by the entire Hogwarts students and teachers in the past six months.

That is completely looking for trouble.

Even McGonagall, who was doing the most impeccable teaching work, was once irritated by her making trouble in class.

Didn't she claim to be leaving Hogwarts? What are you doing here to pick on Hagrid?

Doesn't this mean that you don't feel comfortable before leaving?

"She has always disliked Hagrid. I'm afraid Hagrid will be guilty today!"

Blaise, who was next to Lu Yunkai, let out a hey.

And this sentence also fell on the ears of Harry and Ron who were standing not far away from them.

Harry's face turned very ugly almost immediately.

Lu Yunkai and Harry looked at each other, then looked at Hermione who was completely ignoring him, and sighed softly.

If Hagrid is bullied by Umbridge, should he stand up for it?

If you take the initiative, to what extent will you be able to control it...

Wait a moment! ! Didn't Umbridge come here specifically to give her a chance to show her side?

Lu Yunkai's expression instantly became very strange. He remembered the double act that Umbridge had played with him at Trelawney's place.

The Vice Minister seems to like this kind of acting behavior very much!

Otherwise... I will act more intensely in a while...

Eh! right! That letter! !

Lu Yunkai thought of the complaint letter that he had already sent.

Having a big fight with Umbridge in class, and then writing a letter to complain to the Ministry of Magic... seems to be a very logical logic!

But wouldn't this be regarded as a child's unreasonable troubles?

Hmm...No, if you take into account that Hagrid was Dumbledore's advocate for staying at Hogwarts, this is related to the issue of whether Hogwarts's surname is Deng or Wu...that is It’s a question of taking sides!

Your Excellency, the Deputy Minister, is really a complete actor!

That’s okay! Just act with her! Anyway, even if I don’t join the Ministry of Magic in the future, it doesn’t hurt to be a little popular! Just like Dumbledore...

Just thinking like this, a whole set of "finding trouble" plan has slowly taken shape in Lu Yunkai's mind.

…

"Yunkai, thank you."

"...Hagrid is not only your friend, but also mine."

"Um……"

"Then I'll go first. After dinner early, I still have to report to the old witch."

Seeing Harry's complicated eyes, Lu Yun smiled, waved coolly to Hermione who ignored him and Ron who looked grateful, and left the open space next to the Forbidden Forest.

This class can be said to be very "exciting".

Under the leadership of two people who are willing to quarrel, this class on the protection of magical animals can simply be described as hot.

Umbridge even almost pulled out her wand to teach Lu Yun a lesson...

Of course, she "calmed down" and then told Lu Yunkai with a frosty face that he would come to her place to receive punishment tonight.

And Hagrid, who was dazed for half the class, didn't even come back to his senses. He escaped a crisis of being laid off.

Umbridge seemed to have completely forgotten about Hagrid's expulsion because of Lu Yunkai's interference...

"Slow down, I'll go see Hagrid again." Harry nodded to Lu Yunkai, then turned around and walked towards Hagrid's cabin with Ron and Hermione.

Lu Yunkai walked back to the castle easily.

After dinner, Lu Yunkai came to Umbridge's office after reassuring the worried Daphne that nothing would happen to her.

What greeted him was of course not punishment, but Umbridge's appreciation.

"It seems that you have understood the content and meaning of my letter, which is very good."

Umbridge said with a relieved smile on her face.

Therefore, there will naturally be no strange punishments that Daphne is worried about.

After just a brief chat, Lu Yunkai returned to the lounge.

As usual, review, prepare for OWLS, and then chat with Daphne and Astoria, etc., have a peaceful night.

However.

"Meow! Harry just didn't know what he was going to do. He put on his invisibility cloak and disappeared."

Just when Lu Yunkai and Millicent were arguing about the meaning of an ancient magic text, Chrissy suddenly appeared in front of him and meowed at Lu Yunkai.

"...What's the use of calling me! There's nothing I can do about it!" Lu Yunkai was in front of a group of classmates. Naturally, he couldn't be too detailed and could only give a general answer.

"Meow! Why can't I help it! Have you forgotten the Marauder's Map in your hand! Look where he is!!"

"...I'm going back to the dormitory." Lu Yunkai was a little speechless and nodded to Millicent, who was still unfinished, and Daphne, who was smiling while watching her best friend and her boyfriend quarreling, and then hugged Chris. Returned to the dormitory.

"It can't be shown on the Marauder's Map. Harry's cloak is one of the Deathly Hallows!" Lu Yunkai muttered in a low voice, but still took out the picture of Chris from before Christmas vacation from the space bag hanging on the bedside. The map stolen from Umbridge's hand.

It's been almost a month, and Lu Yunkai really forgot that he had this thing in his hand.

Indeed, with Chrissy helping him keep tabs on him, the Marauder's Map was useless.

"Meow! He can't always wear a cloak! Just open the map for me and you can go out. I'll keep an eye on it."

"Oh." Lu Yunkai didn't bother to argue with Chris about whether this behavior was meaningful, and he obediently opened the map with a magic spell.

After looking around briefly, Harry's name was indeed nowhere to be found.

However……

"Meow!! Wait a minute!! Look outside the castle! Am I dazzled?" Chris stretched out her paw and pulled out Lu Yunkai, who wanted to spread out the map and leave.

"Outside the castle? What's...hiss!!!"

Lu Yunkai gasped.

"Nagini? Why is she here??" Chris asked Lu Yunkai in surprise, "Isn't this map broken?"

"How could it be bad!! Maybe...she came to see me?"

"Then let me go and take a look?"

"Okay! Sorry to trouble you."

Lu Yunkai nodded seriously.

Nagini came looking for me near Hogwarts? There must be something urgent!

what happened? Is Voldemort going to take any risky action?

Lu Yunkai's interest in discussing magic texts has disappeared.

…