He Comes From the Void

"So you can talk." Kahn looked at this furry thing, a strange smile slowly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

After a while of tossing, the trio of snitches was tightly bound by him with rattan. They were trapped back to back, and the cane was wrapped around the chest several times. The yordle was sitting on the ground because of his height, but his feet couldn't even reach the ground.

"How can you, a yordle, get mixed up with humans, and even do these dirty things." Kahn rubbed his big ears, made sure there was nothing hidden in them, and pressed his forehead to ask. road.

This yordle still had the expression of being constipated when he was owed three hundred yuan, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt happy.

"I am free to do whatever I want, I want you to meddle in my own business! Kill if you want, don't talk nonsense." The yordle said in a deep voice, but no matter how he deliberately changed it, the sharpness in his voice could not be changed. This is a common problem of the small race, and the voice is small and high-pitched.

"It's quite tough." Kahn clicked his tongue. A yordle does what he does and loves what he does. He had no intention of changing him, but was just curious how a yordle could become a snitch.

"I don't want to care about what you like to be. But isn't your undisguised behavior in front of humans a bit too much?"

The yordles are full of curiosity about the outside world, but they have always explored this world carefully. Except for a small number of reckless and ignorant ones, every yordle tries to avoid revealing its real body or revealing the location of Bandle City in front of others.

But the yordle in front of him was a little too ostentatious.

"It's useless, many Ionians can directly see the real body of the yordle, and I'm pretending to be a fart."

He kept frowning and squinting his eyes half-closed. When he raised his eyebrows and looked over, Kahn suddenly felt despised. He felt that this yordle's expression was too dramatic.

"Yordles have a bad reputation. Aren't you discrediting your compatriots by doing this?" Kaisha asked. Out of stereotypes, she already disliked yordles, and she spoke more directly, with a blunt tone. point.

But this sentence made the yordle explode, and the anger accumulated for a long time burst out of his head.

"I said that what I do is my freedom, so what if I just rob it openly, it's you people who laugh at me!"

Kahn and Kai'Sa looked at each other, wondering if this furry yordle had been treated inhumanly, with such a bad attitude.

"We didn't laugh at you, have you ever been persecuted by humans?" Kai'Sa asked.

The yordle fell silent immediately, which further showed that Kai'Sa asked the right question.

"Hiss!" At this moment, the bandit who was stunned by Kai'Sa was awakened by the noise made by the yordles. After spending some time understanding his situation, he rolled his eyes and immediately put on a pair of Facial expression, begging to let go of the mourning face.

Another play is enough.

"It's all because of the blindness of the little one. Please let us go, and all the money we have on us will be filial to you." The bandit wearing a scarf and mohawk hairstyle cried, and the cry spread in the lonely mountain forest. I don't know what kind of tragic tragedy he thought he was suffering.

Kahn looked at him. He was sure that Ionia itself would never have such a hairstyle. This person should have been influenced by the Noxus to make his hair like this. It might have been tied or combed. One had a braided hairstyle, while the other was much more normal, with half-length hair messed up in a hood.

"Are you going to say that you have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child, what will they do if you die?"

After Kahn finished speaking, he picked up the gold coin on the ground, saw that it was a Noxus gold coin, and threw it on the bandit's forehead. The latter stopped crying immediately and put on a sad expression.

"I'm still single, and I don't have any children from my wife. Imai has passed away long ago. Only these two brothers are with me."

Kahn hesitated to speak, feeling that the bandits he encountered were not very professional, and they would not be miserable if they were countered.

Is it a little too honest? Such a person also came to be a bandit? No, such bandits can also grab money?

"Can you open the business like this? It's incredible." Kai'Sa thought the same.

"No, we can't." The bandit said, "We can't fight. We just swing out suddenly to scare people. If we scare people, let Xiaobai take action. If we steal something, we will run away. We are mountain people who grew up at the foot of the mountain. We are very familiar with the top of the mountain, so those who are robbed can’t catch up with us. And we only rob Noxians, never rob Ionians.”

Feelings are such a "gang crime". Kahn understood that the two apes Tarzan wanted to run in the forest, but ordinary people really couldn't catch up, so they could only watch helplessly as they flew away swinging their vines. Not even the Noxians were willing to fight the Ionians in the jungle.

"What are you talking to them about so much? You'll have to pay them back sooner or later." The yordle Xiaobai said viciously, and Kahn felt that he was the leader of the snitch gang.

What a surprise.

He turned around and continued to ask the bandit: "Then you robbed the wrong person, we are not from Noxus."

The bandit apologized repeatedly after listening to Xiaobai's warning, and was at a loss for Xiaobai's warning. He only wanted to solve the misunderstanding, instead of just making things worse like Xiaobai.

"The Noxians invaded our lands and took our money, so we will take it back from him..."

"I'm tired of hearing it, change another one." Kahn didn't want to hear about the war between the two countries. Everyone can get involved in their own stories, and if they hear too much, they will be disgusted.

Emphasizing the cruelty of war over and over again will only bring too much negative energy.

The bandit hurriedly skipped over this paragraph: "Eh...we only spent a little of this money, most of it was saved and spent."

"What are you saving for? Building an orphanage?"

"No... no, I'm not that great, I want to build a theater." The bandit stammered, "Before the Noxus came, I was a musical traveler, from the village here to the Presidian It’s a household name. I’m just barely getting by. My mother was right, I should have been a healer...using my music to wash away people’s anxieties, anger and sadness.”

Kahn was silent this time, what else could he say? Cheer up the Bandit and wish him the money to build a theater as soon as possible, the act of robbing is wrong in itself. He didn't want to care about it, and he didn't bother to correct it. :(/

"Then what's the matter with this yordle, why does he have such a big opinion on us? I don't owe him any money." Kaisha said.

"This is a misunderstanding. He thought you were Noxians." The bandit quickly explained.

"Noxus didn't invade Bandle City, so what's the matter with the yordles?"

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