Gunfire, Punk and Necromancer

The young assistant director disappeared under Zhuang Xuteng's gaze and hurriedly crossed the dividing line of the filming location and came to the filming site of "Super Kill 7" next door. In complete contrast to the smell of powder and flower petals from the musical scene next to it, this place exudes the sour smell of cheap ketchup, syrup and sweat, and there are thirteen giant muscle sticks standing there.

These guys from the Wild Monkey Gang don't know much about acting. They only have three skills in their bloated brains: obedience, exercise and destruction. Monkeys, baboons, orangutans, orangutans and king kong, the five-level management chain is enough to include all members of the gang. This simple control method can reduce mental consumption and focus more on physical exercise.

Only members of the Wild Monkey Gang can order the Wild Monkey Gang, and a musical assistant director knows his position very well. Carefully avoiding the apes, he passed behind the cameras and lights to find the action film director who was twirling his eyebrows with his thumb and middle finger. He was a middle-aged man with a short white beard. He rubbed his eyebrows with six fingers on his right hand. At first glance, he seemed a little dazed and something was wrong. And his black leather shoes and tight black suit look more like a clerk sitting in an office, which is completely different from the loose and comfortable style of a traditional director.

Director Six Fingers was reminded by someone and saw his colleague next door who looked anxious. "Why, you dislike me again?" He snorted and said, "Be considerate and blow it up again. I can't be so unlucky that I can't get a logical and reasonable shot after taking seventeen times, right?"

"Can you post-dubbing it instead of actually having a 'bang'? It's too scary. Our music and dance steps were disrupted many times. There shouldn't have been an explosion today, right?"

"Thirteen filming yesterday, a total of thirteen! If I don't finish filming today, I will fall behind, or even..." The director shook six fingers in front of him, and then clenched them into a fist. "I really can't be accommodating today. I can't control these strong men anymore... Not only do I have to make them move, but they also have to move correctly. I have reduced the complexity of the scene, but those guys whose skulls are full of muscles ...Uh-huh! If you have a way, just tell them!"

"Shall I tell you? I was afraid I would be beaten to death." The assistant director looked at the strong men with palpitations. They didn't take a break during the shooting, and started to lift the iron with clanging noises. "It's obvious that you can't use force against them. Can't you do something to make them more attentive?"

"I support those pot-bellied men every day, and they almost eat me up. You can't imagine how much they consume every day." Director Six Fingers sighed and said: "Go back and tell the next door to let him feed those who are easily frightened." The actors wear earplugs. There has to be sound from my side, and those guys can’t understand other signals.”

"Give the singers and dancers earplugs? Why dance if you can't hear the music? You can't do this!"

"Don't tell me whether it's okay or not. I'm under more pressure now than you are! Stop talking nonsense, it's a waste of time." Director Liu Zhi waved his hand vigorously, asking people to drive away the troublesome bugs in front of him, while he went to find it himself The leader of the Wild Monkey Gang on the set is an orangutan...an orangutan named Tarzan.

One orangutan led the twelve orangutans and stayed with the crew every day for food and accommodation. The Wild Monkey Gang is not good at filming, but they are very good at cleaning up the gang's funds through filming. This "Super Kill" series of movies was able to make its seventh film without a reputation. Everyone who paid money to the gang has a responsibility. It once set an astonishing record of showing 314 shows in a single theater in one day. Don't ask. Asking is just showing it at high speed. Someone can see it clearly anyway. If the person asking is not good, then that's the questioner's problem. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the film.

"Mr. Walter," the six-fingered director stood in front of the ape. The two people were twice as wide as each other, so he had to be respectful and smile on his face: "There will be another shoot soon. Please show everyone's strong muscles and height." obedience and follow the line.”

"You are really annoying, can you film the scene quickly?" Taishan put down the 100 kilogram single-arm dumbbell. The metal block fell to the dirt floor and sank in with a loud bang, unable to bounce at all. "We are the only ones watching this crappy show of yours, so why are you demanding so much? The boys all want to go exercise as soon as possible instead of doing these frivolous things here."

"I understand, it's just that this film must meet the qualified standards." Director Liu Zhi rubbed his hands and said: "If it is too perfunctory, you will not be able to apply for the filming permit for the next film. Wouldn't that still delay the business? It's a little more expensive here. I just want everyone to walk in the right direction and not bring light poles into the camera range..."

"It's really troublesome! If you're the director this time, the collaboration won't be as smooth as before."

Isn't that right - Liu Zhi thought to himself - the previous one suffered a myocardial infarction immediately after filming. He was finally saved with the help of the implant, but half of his body was paralyzed and he could no longer direct the action scenes. If it weren't for the fact that the director's fee is pretty good and the divorce lawsuit has led to the recent urgent need for money, how could he have accepted a film of this level?

"Look at your sad face... exercise more and sweat more, you will be in a better mood and your thoughts will be clearer!" Taishan thought for a while and said: "Okay! I will let everyone eat and drink enough to cheer up. , and another scene will start in fifteen minutes. But I also tell you, it will be whatever you want it to be. Compared with your positioning requirements, the time schedule is what must be strictly completed!"

Taishan poked him with one finger and retreated with six fingers. He knew that his shoulders must be swollen without having to unbutton his clothes to see. He had seen a group performer before. He was walking without paying attention and got too close to the Wild Monkey Gang, and was elbowed out by the guy who was practicing the equipment. It has been two weeks, and the man is still lying in the hospital without waking up. It is estimated that it will be difficult for him to wake up again in his life.

"Attention, all units, attention, all units!" The director endured the pain in his shoulders and tried to make his voice louder: "Hurry up and arrange the venue, guide the personnel to their positions, and the special effects team will check the explosion point. Let's do another one in fifteen minutes! "

A bunch of "little ones" were working in a hurry, which made Taishan feel ridiculous. He stood up and came to the stew pot, frowning at the thick gray porridge. "It seems that the taste is not strong enough. Did you forget to add the ingredients? When was the last time you added the ingredients?"

The so-called ingredients are a derivative of Blue Savage, made by the "smart baboons" in the gang. When added to thick porridge, it can excite the body, accelerate perspiration, and reduce side effects of implants... Overall, it makes people comfortable, amplifies everyone's happiness, and makes people feel elated.

The Wild Monkey Gang started trying this new formula four months ago. The actual effect is very good so far. The only thing that needs attention is the dosage. In appropriate doses, it will provide positive effects, but in excess, it can be very stimulating, even overly stimulating. There are several baboon-level "guys" who have overdosed. They exercised non-stop, even after breaking their arms. Fortunately, there were stronger gang brothers who held them down and threw them into ice water to recover.

Taishan picked up the spoon next to him, scooped half a spoon into the pot, blew on it twice and tasted it. He smacked his tongue and thought it tasted bland, so he added some ingredients. Then he tasted the spoon again and felt it was still bland, so he added a little more. After repeating it three times, there was no more food in the spoon, so he dug some more along the edge of the pot.

"Well, it's ready now." Taishan stirred the pot with a big spoon and invited everyone to come and eat with him. When they were full, they could go to shoot the next scene. He didn't even realize that he drank the first spoonful three times and that he had actually added too much to the pot. The taste was just right as he drank from the side of the pot before stirring. But after stirring, the ingredients completely fell apart, and a group of wild monkeys all overate...

On the other hand, the assistant director who failed to negotiate was scolded again when he returned. Although this won't solve the problem, it can at least get rid of the problem. Action movies can't stop progress, and the same goes for musicals. Bai Moji does not need to launder money to support herself, but she needs a good film that can explode word-of-mouth to consolidate her popularity so that she can continue to make big money.

Zhuang Feifei finished the costume work and took a break from her busy schedule to come to see her brother, chatting about interesting things about the crew and complaining about the progress of the filming.

"The recording of the supporting songs has been completed, and only the exterior scenes are left. Hurry up and finish these shots and transfer to post-production, so I can go back to work." Zhuang Feifei stretched and said: "I can only do management work here. , not being able to design and make new clothes makes me feel very bored. Eh? Brother, what do you mean by your sudden frown? "

Zhuang Xuteng frowned because he heard that the table tennis crew next door had started shooting again. It was estimated that there would be a "bang" after a while, just in time for the singing and dancing here. Alas, I hope the actors can focus more and not be disturbed by sudden explosions.

"It's going to explode again. Let's see how lucky you are this time." Zhuang Xuteng sighed and said, "Actually, this kind of thing is quite easy to coordinate. Just take care of each other and it will be over. There is no need..."

Before he could finish his words, the next door exploded with a bang. Maybe it was due to previous mistakes, but everyone stayed calm and mentally prepared. The dance group continued the performance smoothly without any obvious setbacks and mistakes. The director here had already waved his fist in celebration. Many people, including Zhuang Feifei, breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the most troublesome group dance part of the day was finally over.

"Huh?" Zhuang Xuteng frowned again and said, "The sound is wrong... Why is there more chaos over there? I heard the sound of shelves collapsing, glass breaking, and screaming. It doesn't look like a show."

"Maybe the acting skills are good?" Zhuang Feifei spread her hands and said: "We don't know what was being filmed over there. It can be filmed repeatedly, which means that the previous filming was not good. Maybe it was meant to be like this...Brother, you Look what’s that on the roof?”

Zhuang Xuteng actually noticed the things on the roof earlier than Zhuang Feifei. A guy from the Wild Monkey Gang actually jumped up to the third floor roof like a monkey, squatting there and looking down. He was breathing heavily, sweating profusely, his eyes were red and swollen, and he was gnashing his teeth at the people below.

Something is wrong, very wrong. Zhuang Xuteng became alert, and he immediately activated the implant to warm up his body muscles. "Feifei, there might be trouble. Take the car keys and hide in the car immediately. That car is armored and is safer."

"Brother? Will..." As soon as Zhuang Feifei said two words, she saw two more strong men on the roof, and one of them had blood on his face. Although she knew that fake blood would be used next door, the abnormal sight in front of her still frightened her. So she said no more, immediately took the key from Zhuang Xuteng and hurriedly left the scene.

Judging from the direction she left, it seemed that she did not go straight to the parking lot, but went to the rest area first. Well, Bai Moji is still there, and he probably wants to drag her along!

Now, not only Zhuang Xuteng saw the orangutan on the roof, but others also noticed it, especially the director. He was so dissatisfied that he really wanted to scold the whole family next door into the cemetery. But when he saw that the camera was not disturbed and there were no mistakes in the performance, he thought that finally he had a working one, so he forced the fire and let the actors continue to perform.

The members of the Wild Monkey Gang overate. They were so excited by the explosions and plasma at the filming scene that their brains believed it to be true, and their whole bodies became extremely excited. The scene they wanted to shoot was to fight their way out of the "police" siege and buy time for the protagonist to retreat. At this time, they had just finished a battle and found that they could not find the person who needed protection - they had been suppressed by the collapsed equipment in the chaos, and at least half of their lives were lost. The members of the Wild Monkey Gang climbed to high places according to their habit and looked around, looking for people to protect and potential threats.

In fact, it was okay at this time. The people in the Wild Monkey Gang were in a state of drunkenness, excited and half asleep at the same time. If there were no other stimuli, they might gradually calm down after being dazed for a while. At this moment, the filming of the musical sequence was finally completed. The director shouted "Card" and rushed into the venue. He first cheered and congratulated everyone, and then pointed at the members of the Wild Monkey Gang on the roof and started roaring.

The Wild Monkey Gang was attracted by the sudden shouting, and the director's voice telling them to leave was distorted into a stern warning from the PCPD in their ears. Under the influence of excessive "ingredients", the people of the Wild Monkey Gang lost their minds and regarded the people below as threats that needed to be dealt with.

"Catch...find...kill..." The orangutans' eyes turned completely blood red, and then they jumped down from the roof of the third floor.

"Bang!" The set and lights were knocked over and then became weapons of the Wild Monkeys. Everyone present screamed and ran away. They finally understood why the sound next door was so vivid. If he ran a little slower, he would be knocked down by a lamppost and hit by a hammer. Just look at the muscle levels of the members of the Wild Monkey Gang, and just look at their daily exercises with 40 kilograms of dumbbells doing flat raises, and you can imagine what would happen to ordinary people if they hit them hard one after another.

Zhuang Xuteng did not receive the commission to protect this place, but if the director fell, it would be detrimental to his sister's work. He rushed into the scene, grabbed the director's belt, and threw him backwards with one arm. The director rolled over and over, crawling on the ground for more than ten meters, and finally left the most dangerous area.

The orangutans from the Wild Monkey Gang immediately noticed Zhuang Xuteng.

"PCPD..." they hummed.