Great Husband of the Northern Song Dynasty

Zhao Shu took a nap and woke up feeling good, but was a bit lazy and didn't want to move.

He drank a cup of hot tea and felt better, so he asked, "Is Shen Anke here?"

Chen Zhongheng asked, and came back and said: "It was outside the gate of the palace that people were arguing ... He brought something in, and those people did not allow it, so they quarreled."

"Let him come."

Zhao Shu was very dissatisfied and said: "If you have money, you have money. What can you buy so much ambergris? What else to burn ... Is this crazy?"

"It was only Sui Yang Emperor who burned things like this before."

Emperor Sui Yang made a lot of spices, piled them up like mountains, and then ignited, that taste ...

Such a large spice body, Zhao Shu, will not open naturally, and he doesn't like others to do this.

So Shen An is considered a taboo.

"And it's a drool!"

He lamented: "Dragons are endlessly changing, seeing the first and the last, the only thing left is the dragon saliva, which can be encountered but not sought ..."

Zhao Xu doesn't think that the emperor is a dragon, otherwise he will become a salami by drooling.

But Chen Zhongheng is different, he is convinced.

This is the dragon!

Someone could wait for the dragon, this chance is good.

Shen An came later and Zhao Shu said lightly: "Why buy so much ambergris?"

"It's the king who wants to buy it."

Shen An's words made Zhao Shu stunned for a moment, then suddenly turned away.

His condition was just relieved, and it was when he was vulnerable, so when he heard this, he felt that his son had really grown up and knew that he was considerate of his fatherhood.

"Let people go and reward the prince ..."

Shen An's words were half-truths. He bought those ambergris in addition to his own curiosity and tried them. Many of them gave Zhao Xu and asked him to change his hands to Zhao Shu. In this way, even a roundabout procurement process was completed.

Hey! After becoming an emperor, you are not free, and you have to change hands several times even to buy a spice. Is this a fun day?

Shen An felt that he was much more comfortable than the emperor's life, so he looked in Zhao Shu's eyes with some pity.

"Guanjia, this ambergris ... it's not a dragon's saliva!"

Zhao Xu said that he was worried about his father. The most worrying thing was that he regarded himself as a dragon.

Shen An took it seriously, so after planning, she entered the palace.

Zhao Shu glanced at him and said, "You are still young, don't understand!"

That's a dragon!

The ethereal dragon roaming above the nine days is so enviable.

"The dragon is above the nine days, and I am below the nine days. When can I see it?"

Zhao Shu said regretfully: "If I can see it, I will go and see what the dragon looks like ..."

The more he said, the more excited he was, "There should be a real dragon and a fake dragon in the world. I am a real dragon. Li Rizun must be a fake dragon ... Li Liangzuo is not even a snake ..."

Nima, is this an obsession?

Shen An felt something was wrong and quickly interrupted: "Official family, there is no dragon!"

Uh!

Zhao Shu and Chen Zhongheng looked at Shen An together with anger in their eyes.

"No dragon?" Zhao Shu waved, "You go."

He was also intoxicated by the idea that he was a dragon.

If I am not a dragon, why only ambergris can relieve my illness?

This is what happened to the real dragon!

"Officials ..."

Shen An took out the black-brown ambergris and said, "This is the earliest ambergris. It tastes extremely unpleasant. Some ... rotten smell, and the smell of sea water ..."

Zhao Shu stunned, "Is this ambergris?"

Isn't ambergris white?

Shen An said: "This is the earliest ambergris. If it is soaked in seawater for decades, it will become white and the taste will be extremely pure ..."

"Seawater immersion?"

"Yes." Shen An said: "The so-called ambergris is actually a kind of ... There are giant whales in the sea, they are huge, they are very heroic in eating, one mouth, everything is sucked into the mouth ... fish Naturally, but some things are extremely hard to digest, so they stay in the intestines, stimulate the intestines, and finally secrete something to wrap these things, or spit out ... "

This is in line with the amorous saying that drooling or vomiting.

Vomit!

The Song people think that the ambergris may be the vomit of the dragon. It is not ignorant, but Zhao Shu is sick. After entering the generation, he feels that he has become a dragon.

"Some are ... pulled out."

Lying trough, this ambergris or stool?

The official family was intoxicated by the dragon's stool ... this ...

Chen Zhongheng gave Shen An an eyebrow, squeezing his eyebrows, beckoning him to stop as soon as possible, so as not to be unlucky.

"Go out!"

Zhao Shu was really angry and got up and shouted, "Go out!"

Uh!

Shen Anwu never stopped and said, "Guanjia, the thing smelled bad when it first came out. It took seawater to soak for decades and hundreds of years, and it turned white. The fishermen were willing to salvage and sell the money. ... "

"Boo!"

The teacup smashed and Zhao Shu looked ashen.

Okay, brother is gone.

Shen An hurriedly retreated and ran away as soon as she slipped away.

Later, Jasuke heard the news and looked at each other.

"This Shen An is really bold! The old man was afraid that he would be after seeing Bao Xiang."

Zeng Gongliang did not make Bao Zheng happy, he got up and said: "We should ask."

Han Qi was ready, and everyone went to see Zhao Shu together.

Later, when Jun Chen met, Zhao Shu said Shen An's words, and finally said irritably: "What did you say it was pulled out, did this come from disgusting me? If it were not for his merits, I He will clean up him today. "

When Han Qi heard it, he felt affirmative. He also had a piece of ambergris in his home, which was occasionally ground to match the incense, and then burned. That taste ... really!

According to Shen An, this ambergris is a vomit and excrement of a giant whale, or it is produced by eating indigestible things, just like a human ...

Ouyang Xiu suddenly said: "This indigestion ... Your Majesty, the minister has had a bad stomach for a while, what to eat and what to eat, especially when you eat bean sprouts, a pull is just a piece ... I don't see any packages!"

"Cough cough ..."

Zeng Gongliang coughed violently, Han Qi looked blank, and Zhao Shu was dumbfounded.

I am angry, but is your example of consolation inappropriate?

What do you eat and what do you pull, who do you want to disgust?

Ouyang Xiu also felt disgusting, and said with a smile: "As for vomiting, the minister knows that occasionally drinking too much vomiting, those foods are wrapped in mucus ..."

"All right."

Zhao Shu looked pale, and felt that he could save his lunch.

Ouyang Xiu, how can you be so indifferent? Is it too much?

Chen Zhongheng walked over, pretending to go to the temple gate, sniffed when passing by Ouyang Xiu, and then nodded, indicating that old Ouyang was indeed drinking.

This old product!

Han Qi said: "Your Majesty, do you want to find some old fishermen to ask? Or the soldiers of the navy, they can still ask if they are left behind."

Zhao Shu nodded. He also wanted to know how this ambergris came from.

The Imperial City Division was dispatched and Zhang Baian personally supervised and quickly got a few old fishermen and old sailors into the palace.

"Most of these fishermen are useless and have never been out of the sea. It is useful for the naval forces." Zhao Xu did not go to discuss, but he was paying attention.

The fishermen were intercepted, but they were a little unwilling to say what they wanted to see the officials and parents, and then the Imperial City Secretary paid all the money and sent away all of them.

Several naval sergeants entered the hall, saluting with fear.

"Can you know ambergris?"

Han Qi asked questions on his behalf.

These are just know ambergris, which was brought here.

"know."

"Then do you know how the ambergris come from? Know the reward!"

Anything you do this year will be tempting. Either you are promoted or you get rich, otherwise no one will take care of you.

"The villain knows."

A sergeant said: "The villain was out of the sea, and a fellow robe was born as a fisherman. He said that he had picked up ambergris in the sea. It was a big piece ... But it was later discovered that it was fire and ... ... in the end his father died ... "

This is a sad story, but Han Qi wanted the origin of ambergris. He coughed and said, "I know the origin of ambergris, so don't say this."

"The villain knows."

A sergeant said: "The villain went to sea and encountered a giant whale dead. A fisherman cut his belly on the side and said that there is some ambergris. The villain thought that the giant whale was a dragon, but The fishermen said it was the giant whale, and the dragon was just the uninformed natives. They had never seen such a huge thing, so they were afraid and called it dragon. "

Nima!

We are all unsophisticated natives?

Damn it!

The monarchs and princes were somewhat stubborn, and the sergeant continued, "We will help together later and cut open the giant whale. It is fat and full of fat. Later, the meat will be cut down all the way, which is meat ... This giant whale eats cuttlefish. , I saw a big squidfish after being cut open, and still had some bones ... not melted ... "

Zhao Shu's body slackened a little, feeling very empty.

"There is also ambergris in the intestines, but it is black and smelly. We didn't believe it was ambergris at the time, but the fisherman said it was that he took these smelly ambergris at the moment It was prepared to soak in a seaside that only I knew. After a few decades, my grandchildren would pick it up again, and the ambergris would turn white ... "

Zhao Shu sighed and said, "I know."

It turned out to be something in the intestine of the giant whale, but Shen An was right?

Han Qi said: "Your Majesty ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ The Miscellaneous Society teaches many homework that is difficult for others to understand, which is probably one of them. When those people walked around, there must be someone who has seen this giant whale and it ... ... the scene of pulling, otherwise how would you know? "

Zhao Shu's cheeks twitched. Do you want to stop saying anything?

Seeing that Zhao Shu was kind, the sergeant boldly said: "The villain feels that His Majesty is brilliant!"

Zhao Shu heard many words about Song Sheng, mostly courtiers, but the farts of these sergeants had never been heard, and when he saw the sergeant sincerely, he moved his heart and said, "Why?"

The sergeant said: "The ambergris is the **** pulled by the giant whale. Those rich people bought it and burned it with precious weight ... I thought it was ambergris and I thought it was funny."

Uh!

"Your Majesty refused to buy it. It is obvious that it is wise to know that such things are not good."

The sergeant's horse fart is very straightforward, Zhao Shu's face is reddish, and he looks like he was taken very enjoyably.

But Junchen's heart was scolding and fucking.

We actually took the **** pulled by the giant whale as a treasure ...

Those who are waiting here must obey the rules, otherwise they will be cleaned up, but at this moment a few inner attendants can't help it anymore, they all bow their heads and tremble ...

I can't help it!

Zhao Shu returned to the harem and said eloquently: "Dalang sent a lot of ambergris to the official's house and will not worry about it in the future."

Zhao Shugan laughed: "Yes!"

"Dalang is really a filial good boy, official family, since there are so many, will I order you some daily in the future?"

Zhao Shu was hesitating.

Shall we continue to smell the stool of this giant whale?

Very tangled!

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The third is presented, good night everyone!

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