Godly Fisherman

Behind Xiao Peng turned out to be the old Elmer who was drinking. But at this time he was sitting in a wheelchair and being pushed by an old lady.

What's more, I can obviously walk and drive, but now it's being pushed by people, so I can enjoy it. It seemed that it was his wife. After seeing this scene, Xiao Peng suddenly remembered a paragraph circulating on the Internet: When you are old and can’t walk, I must put you in a wheelchair and push you to the square to see me and various All kinds of old men dance the square dance. . . . . .

Of course, Aylmer is suspected of deceiving the welfare of the disabled. This is not uncommon among the poor in Star-Stripe Countries.

Aylmer held his hand at Xiao Peng for a while, and said hello with a smile: "Hey! Get rid of the Japanese ghost!

Xiao Peng: "..."

After adjusting his emotions, Xiao Peng asked, "Why are you here?"

Aylmer smiled and said, "This is my home. I'm not here. Where am I?" Looking at Xiao Peng's confused expression, Aylmer pointed to the door and said: "My name is Aylmer Lang. This bottle forest is me. Built."

"Uh..." Xiao Peng only knows that the old man who established this place is named Lang. Now I see the master, it turns out to be Aylmer!

"Aylmer, I have to say, you are simply an artist, this bottle forest is so interesting."

Aylmer shrugged. "Trash should always have its place, right?"

Xiao Peng didn't know how to answer, but Aylmer looked at him cunningly. Xiao Peng raised his hand in a gesture of surrender, and took out a bottle of beer from the motorcycle refrigerator beside him and handed it to Aylmer.

This is Kirkland black light beer, a brand that the Chinese people have never seen before, but it is very popular here. This is a standard light beer, suitable for any occasion. It has a light taste, refreshing and quenching thirst.

Aylmer shook his head, still looking at Xiao Peng'lovely', Xiao Peng shook his head: "Well, you are really a cunning guy." After speaking, he took out a box from his backpack. Aylmer stood up directly from the wheelchair, "Honey, go get the ice soda. By the way, bring some clean glasses. Just as I guessed, you can't have whiskey."

Xiao Peng asked curiously: "Where is your box of whiskey?"

Aylmer smiled and said, "Please, why should I drink my own when there is someone else's whiskey."

After finishing speaking, I took the box from Xiao Peng: "Expert! Yamazaki is twelve years old! You have such a good product? Did you buy it from Costco?"

Costco, also known as "costco", is the largest chain membership-based warehousing and sales store in Stars and Stripes, operating in the same way as Metro in Germany. Xiao Peng was puzzled: "This bottle of wine was given to me by someone else. I don't know if it's good or not. But how do you know that I've been to Costco?" This bottle of wine is the same as that of Ballmer when Xiao Peng left San Simeon. For him.

Aylmer laughed loudly after hearing this: "You are right to ask an alcoholic about this! The reason is simple, Kirkland beer can only be bought at Costco. This is their own brand." Take the whiskey out of the box: "Hey, Huaxia boy, are you sure you want to drink this bottle of wine? This wine is not cheap, it costs hundreds of dollars."

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "The wine is just for drinking, so what do you keep? What kind of wine is this Yamazaki 12 years? Isn't the whisky better than Scotch?"

I have drunk tens of millions of RMB of wine by myself, and still care about the hundreds of dollars?

Aylmer smiled and said: "Hua Xia, you don’t often drink whiskey. I don’t know how popular this Oriental whiskey is in the Stars and Stripes. Brands such as Yamazaki, Hakushu, and Higashi have almost taken the international market in recent years. The big prize is won. Let’s just say this Yamazaki whiskey, a bottle of Yamazaki can sell for $15,000 in 50 years! I really miss the good days at that time. When Yamazaki first landed in the United States in 12 years, it only needed You can buy a bottle for fifty dollars. Now you can’t buy a bottle for a few hundred dollars: it’s sold out as soon as it goes on the market. The older ones are even more priceless! This **** Suntory Group is so profitable."

When Xiao Peng heard this, he found another example of the Japanese country's conquest of the star-tangle country market: here the whisky market was also breached by the Japanese country. Suntory Group, why do you sound so familiar? By the way, I once drank a Suntory beer in Magic City. It was light and white water. It turned out to be their product.

Xiao Peng said, "Okay, anyway, can we drink this wine today? Can you drink some together?" Xiao Peng greeted the man who had just played the guitar.

The man smiled: "Thank you for your invitation, we have wine. We are more interested in your food than wine."

Xiao Peng said, "Isn't it more crowded and lively? Let's try my craft together!" But Xiao Peng smiled bitterly, "Aylmer, I hope you have enough food. I think so many people, I'm afraid ours Not enough food."

Aylmer said: "Don't worry, there is a supermarket nearby, so it is very convenient to buy food."

"Eh? Then why did you run so far to find someone to buy wine?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Aylmer said of course: "There are few people here, almost everyone knows. If the things I pay for others with food stamps are exposed, then I will not have this benefit in the future. What do you want me to eat and drink? Let's talk about it. Almost all the people here get food stamps. Who do I exchange for?"

The man playing the piano nodded: "Yes, we are better in comparison. We are on the road every day, so we don't have to worry about this. So we are not short of alcohol."

Xiao Peng was speechless, and there were too many people taking advantage of welfare loopholes like this. Of course, you don't have the right to evaluate this, you just have to be happy.

After a few glasses of wine, a group of people quickly became acquainted with each other. The man playing the piano was Gordon, and the other three women were his girlfriend Angel, their daughter Brianna, and the friend Winesa met on the road. In addition, Gordon is actually not that old, he just looks old, but he is only in his forties. This is going to Bakersfield to attend a music festival, passing here and staying here. He and An Qi are not married, but they have two children, one died and the other is Brianna.

After contacting these hippies, Xiao Peng suddenly felt that they were very different from what he had imagined. They were very peaceful in their hearts and pursued a natural attitude towards life, just like the domestic female hippies'Kuang', who was the first to reside in Dali. He worked as a hand-made inpatient, and later went directly to Linzhi to build his own farm, built it by himself, and built a house on the grassland to make furniture all day without water or electricity. A girl who has done this has to say-----the bunker.

After in-depth understanding, Xiao Peng discovered that it was an insult to hippies to talk about those ‘non-mainstream’ in China with these real hippies.

Some people in China have commented on domestic hippies like this: the four bodies are not working, the grains are not divided, the writing cannot be measured, the military cannot defend themselves, the dog likes, do not like shampooing, do not work, and get nothing. Generally, they have a little family background. This way, starving to death.

The hippies here are not worried about eating and drinking, chasing the music festival everywhere. Pay more attention to mentality and thinking.

And hippies are also divided into different genres. Like Gordon, they belong to utopian hippies. They refuse to accept traditional values, oppose materialistic social customs and ethics, and use long hair, smoking marijuana, and clothing to resist the lack of favor. Material-oriented society. The education received is to emphasize the supremacy of love, equality, freedom and personal dignity. Apart from staying with the marijuana all day long, it is especially easy to be satisfied. It is basically harmless to humans and animals. There will never be any problems of racial discrimination in them, so they get along very well with Xiao Peng, Brianna and Winnie. Sha's eyes never left Xiao Peng.

There are also spiritual hippies, who have been integrated into the real society and cannot accept hippies' indulgence of drugs and sex-life, but they resonate with the hippie spirit. Just like Jobs said he was a hippie, he belongs to this kind of spiritual hippie.

In addition, there are formal hippies, symbolic young hippies, who understand hippie culture at the most simple level, wearing beads and knitted sweaters. Dye hair and wear hair rings, wear various decorations that advertise yourself as a hippie, and pursue the sense of hippie and flag temperament through clothing, music, film and other elements. This is more like China's non-mainstream.

The last and most annoying kind of hippies: drug-addicting hippies. He is a hippie centered on drug culture, who ignores psychedelic drugs and hates reality all day long. The rebellious psychology of fantasizing about being comforted by the illusion given by drugs for a moment. Forget everything by taking drugs and enter a ‘free world’. Although it is illegal to use drugs, drug-addicting hippies still do not listen to this. Perhaps the government's ban has just exacerbated their rebellious psychology.

Xiao Peng originally watched a movie called "Guessing the Train". At that time, he only felt that the people inside were a bunker, but he did not understand why they lived like that. After listening to Gordon’s introduction to the hippies, Xiao Peng suddenly realized that the movie The feelings of those bear kids in this group are all drug-riding hippies.

Seeing Xiao Peng wearing a camera, Brianna and Winnessa insisted on Xiao Peng to take photos of them. Xiao Peng couldn’t help but took a lot of photos of them, but Xiao Peng also noticed that the two must have a leg. , Well, it is curved.

The reason why Xiao Peng said this is because the two asked Xiao Peng to take a special picture of them: the two drew a circle on the ground, and then the two took off their clothes in front of everyone. Brianna lay straight in the middle of the circle, and Winnessa lay on her body and kissed Brianna. Winnessa separated her legs at the same time, forming an anti-war mark with the outside circle. Let Xiao Peng shoot from top to bottom. This is a difficult technical job. In the end, I borrowed Alessi's selfie stick to take such a photo.

After the photo was taken, Brianna and Winnessa did not put on the clothes directly, but just sandwiched Xiao Peng from left to right. Looking at the photo just taken in the camera, they were very excited and praised Xiao Peng. His photography skills are getting closer and closer to Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng was embarrassed at first, but looking at Gordon and An Qi, he didn't respond to the two girls' actions at all. He was discussing with Aylmer the difference between California marijuana and Nevada marijuana.

Damn, people don't care about parents, so what are you afraid of?

All men have the dream of breaking the gangster right?

Xiao Peng's opportunity is here!