Godly Fisherman

San Simeon is a small town and it hasn't been developed much, but it also has its advantages, that is, the natural ecological environment is well maintained. Early in the morning, Xiao Peng saw a few local people standing in the chest-deep sea and fishing in the stars. The popularity of the country is indeed high, especially the lure fishing method, which can be regarded as the best leisure activity for the men of the star country.

Emilia's room was closed tightly, she should be still asleep, Xiao Peng carried the fishing rod and ran to the beach happily.

"Good morning, Xiao, I got up early!" The one who greeted Xiao Peng was a middle-aged man about fifty years old, who was the manager of the Best Western Chain Hotel.

"Powell, how did you gain?" Xiao Peng and Powell greeted enthusiastically.

Powell smiled and picked up a sea bass, which could be about three catties in length: "Look, how about my receipt?"

Xiao Peng blew his whistle: "Cool, Powell, there is perch in the restaurant today!"

After hearing what Xiao Peng said, Powell said with a wry smile: "I really can't do it if I want to eat bass in a restaurant. I don't have a business license."

"Business license? Don't you have a fishing license?" Xiao Peng was puzzled.

Powell shrugged: "In our country, in order to protect natural resources, the law controls commercial fishing very strictly. Any natural resource, as long as it involves commercial use, must apply for a commercial license. The fish caught by anglers are also checked for commercial use. It is very strict. There was once a Chinese compatriot who opened a Chinese restaurant here and made a "steamed sea bass" with the sea bass caught by his friend and sold it out. It was just one fish. The law enforcement officers fined him $500,000 after law enforcement. , This Chinese restaurant went bankrupt. A few days ago, I read the news. In New Jersey, one of your fellow villagers surnamed Yang sold the fish he caught online. Later, the fisherman police found more than 3,000 fish in his house and took him directly. Prosecute to court. Like him, he not only faces heavy fines, but because of the huge number, he also faces the possibility of banning fishing and imprisonment. Therefore, the bass I caught can only be given away or eaten by myself."

Xiao Peng asked: "Then why don't you apply for a business license?"

Powell shook his head: "Xiao, just apply for a business license in this small place like me? The taxes and fees for the business license are very expensive, and the passenger flow here is not high. If I apply for a business license, I am afraid that I will spend two more money in a month. Many months."

Xiao Peng shrugged, this is a matter of national conditions.

Looking at Xiao Peng’s fishing rod, Powell smiled and said to the old man in the sea, “Billander, have you seen it? Who said Luya is only liked by people from the Stars and Stripes? You see, the Chinese are also playing Luya.”

I don’t know that the old man named Billander heard Powell’s words and cursed directly: "You are Chinese? You yellow monkey, get out of this sea! With you here, the whole sea has become smelly. !"

Xiao Peng directly lowered his face: "What did you say? You repeat it again!" Xiao Peng didn't have such a good temper. This early morning encounter with inexplicable racial discrimination made Xiao Peng angry.

Powell hurriedly stopped Xiao Peng: "Xiao, don't be impulsive. Biland's mental problem is medically proven. It will only be detrimental to you."

Uh. . . . . . Feelings are the same everywhere in the world, and you have to detour when you encounter mental illness.

A very interesting thing happened in the Stars and Stripes.

There used to be a rich second generation who had nothing to do in Stars and Stripes, named John Hinckley. Anyway, he has money and has nothing to do. The biggest hobby of this guy is to follow stars.

Then Judy Foster, who was at Yale school at the time, came into his field of vision (ps: It was the one who won the Oscar for Best Actress for the lead role in "Shen-Mu-De-Lamb-Sheep". Counting the 1988 "Rape "Ewha", she is also the acting school who won two Oscars). During that time John Hinckley was crazy for Judy Foster, and every day he stuffed love letters into Judy Foster's mailbox, but Judy Foster didn't like him at all. So this John Hinckley decided to do a "big thing" that shocked the world to attract Judy Foster's attention.

And the big thing he wanted to do really shocked the world: he went to assassinate Reagan, the then President of the Star-Spangled Nation, and shot six consecutive shots. Reagan was lucky. The bullet was one centimeter away from the heart and saved his life. Reagan's press secretary was unlucky. He was shot in the head and disabled for life.

After John Hinckley was arrested. In order to help him get rid of crime, his rich father directly launched a money offensive and hired the best lawyer team to exploit the legal loopholes.

And the final result of the matter made everyone stunned: John Hinckley finally found the court acquitted. The reason given by the lawyer was that John Hinckley had a ‘sudden mental illness’: he was not ill a few minutes before the shot, he was not ill a few minutes after the shot, and he became mentally ill just a few minutes after the shot. The Star Stripe Court really believed these lawyers, and based on the evidence they provided, acquitted John Hinckley.

This result annoyed the FBI, and they also have a way: Didn't you say you have a mental illness? And your mental illness is ‘extremely dangerous and violent’, you can be cured! So John Hinckley was sent to the psychiatric hospital until he recovered.

This is worse than going to jail, at least it can be released and released on bail. But what about in a psychiatric hospital? I can't even see my parents!

Speaking of which, he is a lawyer or a lawyer. At the time in the court, his lawyers tried their best to prove that Hinckley's illness was without warning, so he wanted to prove that his illness was cured? That is also impossible. So John Hinckley was kept in a mental hospital for 35 years.

Because of this incident, the Stars and Stripes directly promulgated the "Mental Disease Defense Reform Law." More than 30 state governments have amended laws to raise the threshold for using mental illness defenses, and three of them directly abolished mental illness defenses.

But even so, this ‘certified’ mental illness is still unattainable!

Biland looked at Xiao Peng: "Yellow monkey, what's wrong with me? Come on, call the police! My brother died in the peninsula, my brother died in Vietnam, all because of you **** Chinese people I just lost them! I've lived for so long enough! I'm still afraid you won't make it?"

Xiao Peng looked at Billander coldly: "They deserve to die! No one invites them to the peninsula, and no one invites them to Vietnam! What you want to hate and should hate is the government of the Star-Spangled Nation, not your participation in the war. Will there be such a result? Soldiers who die on their own land are heroes who defend their homes and the country, and soldiers who die on other people’s territories are the aggressors!"

Billander said angrily: "You Chinese soldiers didn't die on your own land."

Xiao Peng said lightly: "We were invited by others..."

The Peninsular War is a hurdle that cannot be bypassed in the relations between China and the Stars and Stripes. Countless soldiers have left their lives on the Peninsula. Both sides have suffered heavy losses. Now many people say that the final result of this war is a draw between the two sides. There are still many well-known conspiracy theories thrown by the big V, saying that only more than 5,000 people died in the battle of the Stars and Stripes. In fact, the Chinese side was a disastrous defeat. Let me give you a word. The monuments all over the Stars and Stripes have clearly numbered stars. 54246 people died in Tiaoguo, what is God for you? You can change the history with your lips?

However, in Xiao Peng's eyes, the final result of that war was a complete victory for China. The reason is simple. The strategic purpose of China's participation in this war is to establish a buffer zone to ensure the safety of the Northeast industrial base. In the end, this strategic purpose is achieved, that is, a victory without suspense.

Xiao Peng also hates war. In any corner of the world, wherever there is war, death, poverty, hunger, plague, and disease are all accompanied by shadows. Just like Billander said, his two brothers died. In two wars.

But to be honest, Xiao Peng didn't sympathize with him at all.

For a long time, the Stars and Stripes have advertised their great image as a model of democracy in the world. They have spoken out about human rights in many countries. They have always turned a blind eye to the contradictions in their own country, and have waged one war after another for their own interests. The people of their country worship heroism, so the country also pursues hegemonism and implements a series of double-standard unilateral policies. They claim to be a democratic-lord country all day long, but their actions tell people: We have big fists, don't talk about the democratic-lord with us!

Since World War II, the country that has waged the most wars in the world is undoubtedly the Star-Spangled Nation, the Korean War, Vietnam War, Grenada War, Syrian War, Panama War, Gulf War, Somalia War, Kosovo War, Afghanistan War, Iraq War, Libya War Etc., etc.

There are also many Star-Spangled nations that actively support invisible wars that have sent a small number of elite soldiers or no direct troops, such as the Iranian coup, the CIS color revolution, the chaos in the Middle East, the chaos in Eastern Europe, and even the anti-China incident in Indonesia. There is the shadow of the Star-Spangled Nation, and count Liberia, armed invasion of Cuba, armed intervention in Dominica, armed invasion of Yemen, Tomahawk missiles towards Bosnia and Herzegovina, attacking Sudan and Afghanistan, attacking Honduras, and invasion of Port-au-Prince Haiti. . . . . . Xiao Peng couldn't count his fingers and toes!

To be sure, no country invites them to point out their own affairs. To say something ugly, this is the aggression of Hongguoguo, and regardless of whether it is bombed or buried, let’s take the Iraq war as an example. The war has been more than ten years old. Now, there is still chaos there. Fifty years ago, Iraqis traveled by car, but now Iraqis traveled by donkey cart. This is the consequence of Star-Tangled Democracy.

In China, there will never be a shortage of traitors. To say that the Star-Stripe Nation is not good, it's like digging out his family's ancestral grave. If you let them know that Xiao Peng said this, they will definitely jump out to refute: this is all of the Star-Stripe Nation government. Responsibilities, the people of Star-Spangled Nations are peace-loving bala bala bala bala.

Xiao Peng doubted whether the person who said this had a **** in his head? How did these leaders come to power? It was the citizens of their country who came to power, representing the mainstream ideology! It's like the example of Waguo An, after he came to power, he engaged in militarism and caused tension between neighboring countries. However, if the Japanese people did not support him, he could be elected as the three-term Prime Minister of the Japanese Cabinet. Will he be the prime minister of the Japanese since 2012? Similarly, if the people in the Star-Spangled Nation do not support it, will their president dare to start a war at will?

Stars and Stripes people who adore individual heroism, the first reaction to deal with things is: fight!

If it is easy to win, no one will say anything. If the fight is hard, a group of people will come out and say that the fight is not good. In the end, the Stars and Stripes will "reluctantly" obey the opinions of the people and withdraw troops from the war-torn zone, leaving a group of people behind. No matter what the mess is, look at Iraq and look at Afghanistan. It's all this virtue.

Hearing Xiao Peng’s words, Biland cursed loudly: "You yellow monkeys, our Stars and Stripes Nation did not invite you! See what you have done? It took away the employment opportunities of our Stars and Stripes Nation. Make our country into chaos! If I were the president, I would kill all of you yellow-skinned monkeys!" The speed of speech afterwards became faster and faster, and the scolding became more and more ugly, let alone Xiao Peng, even Powell I can't listen anymore.

Xiao Peng frowned and looked at Powell with his head tilted: "Powell, are you sure he is mentally ill?"

Powell nodded: "It's true, it's no secret, everyone in our town knows it."

Xiao Peng sighed, took off the baseball cap from his head, and took out a small object from above: "Made, mental illness should be kept at home. Does this release harm society?"

"This is?" Powell looked at the object in Xiao Peng's hand in confusion.

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "You can't go out without any protection measures? The pinhole ultra-small camera is specially designed to deal with such situations."

Powell smiled forcefully: "Xiao, you are really prepared."

At this time, Powell had already recalled in his heart that he had not said anything wrong, right? Is racial discrimination big? To be honest, this matter can be big or small, but under normal circumstances, if you really put it to court, even if you are not guilty, you might lose your job. Therefore, for ordinary people, the topic of racial discrimination is still as little as possible.

He is not like Biland, who is very old and mentally ill. He is a mad dog who really bites people. You can't help him. What if he gets caught? Finally, he will be acquitted.

Powell looked at Xiao Peng with a look of embarrassment: "Xiao, I know that this will definitely affect your mood for playing, but I still recommend that you don't have the same knowledge as Billand. That will be no result, and your efforts will not be thankful."

Billander listened to Powell's words with a triumphant expression on his face: "Go away, Yellow Pig! This is not your place to stay!"

Especially, whoever said he is mentally ill must look at his performance now, as normal as he is.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Peng was not angry, but looked at Billand: "Bilander, there is actually something I want to remind you."

Billander sneered at Xiao Peng, "No need, you cunning yellow pig, I won't listen to what you say."

Xiao Peng nodded and pulled Powell: "Let's go, he doesn't listen."

Powell was dragged away by Xiao Peng: "Xiao, what are you going to say?"

"Oh, there is a shark behind him."

"Oh, Shett!!"