Godly Fisherman

Academician Liu straightened his eyes when he saw the emperor hairtail standing in the middle of the sea. After a moment of silence, he ran back to the cabin with the satellite phone. He didn't know who he was talking to. When he talked about excitement, he was dancing and dancing. Suddenly younger than a dozen years old. .

Xiao Peng sighed, "These scientists are all freaks. Old Pan, you have suffered on this road."

Pan Peiyu also sighed: "Boss, I'll take it. When I was on the island, I was afraid of them and made a fuss every day. It felt like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden and everything was fresh."

Xiao Peng said: "These scientists see things from a different angle from what we see. Let’s take emperor hairtail for example. The first thing we consider is whether it is delicious or not. They can directly associate it with the earthquake. , So people are scientists, we are ordinary people, this brain circuit is different. Come, smoke a cigar and take a rest."

I don't know how long Academician Liu has been on the phone. The phone charges are awful. You must know that the satellite phone on the ship is not an ordinary phone. Fortunately, Xiao Peng is not short of money, or he has to scold him to death. However, it was quiet here, but there was a disturbance again. Yang Meng didn't know why he was running around after Chen Zetao.

"Mengzi, what are you doing? Why did Chen Zetao provoke you?" Xiao Peng quickly stopped the two.

Yang Meng said angrily: "This kid dares to beat me!"

"Puff." Xiao Peng sprayed directly: "A few meanings, you can't let him beat you when you play a game console with him."

Yang Meng said angrily: "You don't know what's going on!"

"We both play football, I use Uzbekistan, he uses Huaxia, he dare to beat me?" Yang Meng said angrily.

Xiao Peng was a little dazed: "Is it not good to win with China?"

Yang Meng looked at Xiao Peng: "How long have you not watched China Football?"

Xiao Peng broke his fingers and thought for a while: "Well, since I watched the 2009 National Football Team's 1:1 draw with the powerful world team Li Jiapo, I feel that the National Football Team has fully implemented the'not afraid of a draw, not afraid of losing, Don’t be afraid of shameless spirit.’ Since that day, I’ve never watched the national football team again, and I’ve switched to Barcelona. Why don’t you say that our 1.3 billion Chinese people can’t find a few who can play football?"

Yang Meng said, "In fact, we really can’t blame the national football team. We people have scolded the national football team for so many years, but honestly speaking, who would send their children to learn football now? It requires a lot of financial investment, and It takes more than ten years to practice. It’s okay to be a famous player. What if you can’t make it? The child’s life will be a waste! Because there is nothing but playing football! And now the general environment is still scolding football, who wants to take oneself Send the child to play football? Let you do it? So, we have to be tolerant."

Xiao Peng was stunned after hearing Yang Meng's words: "Damn, it's not like what you said. You are so tolerant of the national football team? Are you not angry if the national football team loses?"

Yang Meng said: "It really depends on when, I am eager for the national football to lose one game now, I promise, if the national football loses this game to Uzbekistan, I will set off firecrackers to celebrate! Never scold the national football!"

Xiao Peng was completely stunned: "What the **** is going on? Are you still looking forward to the national football losing?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Yes, every time I look forward to the national football team to win, the result is disappointed in the end. I hope it loses this time. Don't let me down again."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Mengzi, explain, why do you want the national football team to lose?"

Yang Meng said: "What's so special about the World Cup qualifiers? Now in the Asian group stage group A competition, China is the last to the bottom, and it is hard to enter the World Cup. The cosmetic surgery country is second and Uzbekistan is third. The two teams are only behind. One point, there are two rounds in the end. The stick will play against Iran, which is the first in the group, and Uzbekistan, which is the third in the group. Uzbekistan will play against China, which is the last one in the group. I am now eager for Huaxia to lose quickly and squeeze out the plastic surgery country. The World Cup."

Xiao Peng laughed after listening to Yang Meng's words: "Hey, if this is the result, I won't scold the national football team this time. Don't let plastic surgery countries go to the World Cup to lose Asian footballers."

Yang Meng said, "That's right, the media from the plastic surgery country has warned us in the past two days that we don't deliberately lose to Uzbekistan. Grandma Cao Te! It's up to you to lose by my own ability!"

Xiao Peng chuckles: "Your statement is really awesome. It's okay to let them stay at home, so as not to make another shame and shamelessly."

Chen Zetao usually doesn't pay attention to sports. After listening to it, he asked curiously: "What shady country is there for plastic surgery?"

Xiao Peng explained: "This is the root of national inferiority. If there is a shady gold medal list in the world, the plastic surgery country will definitely be the first in the world. If there is an event in the World Cup called shameless, they are also absolute champions. What sports, as long as they participate in it. It means that there will be all kinds of jokes. Let’s put it this way, their country’s sports and scandals are always linked."

Chen Zetao questioned: "What scandals are there? I really don't know."

Xiao Peng clicked on the cigar and said, "Mengzi, you can talk to him. I think it's shameful."

Yang Mengbai gave Xiao Peng a look: "It's not ashaming of me to say it. However, there are too many scandals in the sports circle of the plastic surgery country. Where do you let me start? They have done too much in history. So now I don’t have to be shameless and unscrupulous in everything, so let me tell you some of the most famous things."

Chen Zetao nodded hurriedly.

Yang Meng said: "The Seoul Asian Games in 1986 was the first major international event they held. At that time, the China Sports Team was also just starting out. It did not have such a big advantage in Asia as it is today. At that time, they were fighting for the first place. I tried my best, and finally selected 187 waitresses to be stationed in the Asian Games Village to seduce Huaxia and Japanese athletes. At that time, Huaxia was very conservative and had strict organization and discipline, so no one made any mistakes. However, many athletes were recruited by the Japanese. The big drop finally allowed them to achieve their goal. China was the first in the gold medal list, they were second, and the country was third. That seemed to be the only time that there were more medals than the country."

After hearing this, Chen Zetao was stunned: "Is this something special?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "How can this not work? Other countries have a comfort habit. When they participate in a sports event such as the World Cup, there will be female stars organizing a group of women to cheer for male athletes. Well, you know."

Yang Meng went on to say: "This is not the most exaggerated. The 1988 Seoul Olympics is the most notorious sports meeting. In the boxing arena, Roy Jones Jr. was first sentenced to lose to a plastic athlete. The conscience of the world, according to the post-match Statistics show that Roy Jones Jr. hit the stick named Park Xihong with 86 punches throughout the game, far more than his opponent's 32 punches. In the end, it was a miracle for Park Xihong to stand still and won the championship. They had the sweetness. In the subsequent boxing match, just because the stickman was not judged victory, first their coach went to the field to gang up against the referees, then the field officials, and finally even the spectators on stage. When the referees were rescued, they were completely unrecognizable. At that time, the European and American media shouted ' The Asians have not been civilized. What is so special about them is that they are not civilized. What does it matter to Asians?"

Chen Zetao was stunned, but Yang Meng continued: "Do you know short track speed skating? If you watch short track speed skating, you will have a deeper understanding of their shamelessness. A few years ago, we only had Dayang Yang with good strength, and They are better than us. Then every time they play against Dayang Yang, they will use the tactics of losing the car to protect the handsome, letting an athlete foul Dayang Yang and knock her down. Although he was fined, it also directly caused it. Dayang Yang has not had a crown for many years!"

"And this is not the most awesome! The most awesome must talk about the 2002 World Cup in Korea and Japan! They took their shame to the extreme! They originally wanted to establish a new image by hosting the Olympics, but the 1988 Seoul Olympics was completely complete. Exposing their narrowness and shamelessness, so many participating countries questioned the qualifications of the organizers at the press conference during the 2002 World Cup in Korea and Japan, which made the memory of the global audience still fresh. Later, FIFA felt that you were all in '88. So shameless, shouldn’t they be shameless anymore? They were still allowed to host the World Cup, but they slapped FIFA a big slap, letting people fully realize that they don’t have the shameless side but the shameless side: the group match. Portugal, directly sent off the two of Portugal and awarded himself a penalty; later, against Italy, Italy scored a goal. Totti was tackled in the penalty area but was sentenced to flop and awarded himself a penalty; Later, against Spain, Spain both goals were directly invalidated. They just won the fourth place in the World Cup that year. What do you listen to, is there anything more shameless than it? Let me tell you if I'm telling you one by one now, and I can't finish it even at dawn."

Chen Zetao usually only pays attention to academic matters. How did he know that there are so many wonderful things in the sports circle? Hearing his eyes wide open, he hurriedly asked: "More?"

Yang Meng smiled and said: "As long as the sports related to them, as long as the competition is held in their country, then there will definitely be a moth, what badminton plastic surgery country Open, the women's doubles game with a seven-point system. Can China be sentenced to six serve violations! Our women's doubles are the top three in the world! How bad is the serve? The Busan Asian Games, gymnastics 10 individual finals, unexpectedly produced 17 gold medals, all forcing their own players, the horizontal bar is unprecedented There was a three-person tie for the championship, and the men's sepak takraw game was sentenced to 21 fouls from the traditional strong team Thailand. Badminton was against Indonesia, and all the controversial **** were in their own interests. Taufik refused to participate in any competitions held in the plastic surgery country. The country also said that it refused to participate in the Changping Winter Olympics held by China, who would love to go there!"

Chen Zetao obviously hasn't heard of it yet, and wanted Yang Meng to talk more, but Academician Liu suddenly came out of the cabin. This is after the phone call. Seeing Xiao Peng, Academician Liu directly asked Xiao Peng stunned: " Boss Xiao, do you have bedding on the boat? Give me a set. I will stay here for a while."

Xiao Peng patted his forehead: "Academician Liu, don't scare me, do you dare to be normal?"