Godly Fisherman

ps: One more thing for book friend Gigi

Old Lu dangling his pipe pot in front of Old Sun, obviously trying to show off.

But what disappointed Lu Lao was that Sun Lao obviously had something on his mind and didn't pay attention to the pipe pot at all, which made Lu Lao very disappointed.

"Boy, why didn't you find me sooner when you came to Kyoto this time?" Old Sun asked.

Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders: "If Lu Ya hadn't told me today, I don't know that you are all busy, you are all busy people, how can I have the guts to disturb you with big things. Besides, I also have business to do. "

"What is your business?" Old Sun said disdainfully.

"Eat, drink and have fun." Xiao Peng answered with ease.

This answer made Sun Lao extremely speechless: "You are so smart, don't you care about national affairs?"

"I care! Why don't you care? Recently, I have been studying the ‘black words’ of the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and I have gained quite a bit." Xiao Peng said smugly.

"Black talk?" Now Old Sun and Old Lu were dumbfounded. "What black talk?"

Xiao Peng said: "I recently discovered that the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs needs to be translated. For example,'the two sides had a friendly conversation', which means'we met our friends', and'we appreciate' means "We agree to a part", "Both sides talk frankly"? It means that we have said a lot, but we can't agree, "expressed great indignation", which means that I have nothing to do with you for the time being. Examples of this are A lot."

Lu Ya became interested in hearing this: "Anything else?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said to Lu Ya: "What else is'don't cause trouble', that is, don't provoke me, be careful when I do it!'Don't ignore it,' that means you have already started.'Let's wait and see' that is the final warning.' XXX will be responsible for the consequences caused by this. Well, we are ready to roll up our sleeves. What else is'reined from the cliff' is to prepare for XX. And the most terrifying thing should be'Don't say it is unpredictable', then just go straight down The ultimatum reminds the other party to prepare the coffin. However, in the past few years, the following few sentences have rarely been heard. Who makes China now value harmony."

It was the first time that Lu Ya heard about this, and became more curious: "You say that there is no spectrum. Isn't it so terrible to say that it's not unpredictable? Didn't the spokesperson say that two days ago?"

"China’s diplomatic rhetoric is the highest-level two sentences, that is, “Is it tolerable or unbearable” and “Don’t say it is unpredictable.” In 1962, Renmin Daily published an editorial on “Is it tolerable or unbearable”. , The last sentence was “Don’t say it’s unpredictable”, and then Yin San was beaten. In 1979, Renmin Daily published “Is it tolerable or unbearable”, which still said, “Don’t say it. It's not foreseeable,' and then Yue Guo was beaten again." Xiao Peng said lightly.

Lu Ya listened to Xiao Peng's words, looked at her grandfather, and wanted to verify from it, only to find that Lu did not answer her meaning, and Lu Ya did not continue to question.

Old Sun asked Xiao Peng: "Then what do you think of this matter? You don't want to know how we decided?"

Xiao Peng's head shook like a rattle: "Grandpa Sun, don't hurt me. I'm just a shit. Ignorance is a blessing! One is curiosity and the other is greedy. If people can't control these two points, it is easy to provoke them. In trouble. Besides, knowing more will only increase your troubles. Anyway, I support whatever the country does."

Old Sun smiled: "You are a shrewd kid, but you **** are really capable, you just pit Xiao Wang in casually."

"Xiao Wang? Oh, you mean Dean Wang? Grandpa Sun, you have to rely on your conscience to speak. Who am I cheating? I walked quietly on the street. The gang buckled a basin of **** on my head, oh, should I honestly let them buckle?" It's okay not to mention this, and Xiao Peng's opinion is not small. "Besides, Elder Sun, I know that curator Wang knows you, so I have enough to save you face. I didn't add his responsibilities. I just found Li Sanjiang. Why? I can't do this? You want me how about it?"

Old Sun said anxiously: "What is your urgency? Did I say to intercede for them? What should I do? Xiao Wang has already been embarrassed, and now I am a researcher of the Forbidden City. After all, in China, there is nothing about the Forbidden City collection. Several are more familiar than him."

Xiao Peng dubbed his mouth and whispered in a low voice, "It's cheaper for him. One sentence hit me among the criminals."

Old Sun smiled: "You kid, if you get a bargain, you still sell well. Do you dare to say that your jade pendant is not just a plaything you just started? How can I tell you how to start it? I definitely don't know where to get it from!"

Xiao Peng was anxious when he heard that, and pointed to Lu Lao’s pipe pot: "Is the copper pipe soaked for more than a hundred years like that?" After speaking, he took out the Breguet pocket watch from his arms: "This pocket watch has been soaked in the sea once or twice. In a hundred years, can you still run words?"

Old Sun smiled slyly: "Sure enough, there are still good things."

"Damn! Old fox." Xiao Peng said angrily: "Grandpa Sun, in fact, I was really angry this time, especially Curator Wang, I squeeze him to death!"

These words shocked Old Sun: "Why did he mess with you?"

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "I came to the imperial capital this time. I never thought of seeing you and Grandpa Lu. After all, you are all busy, I was thinking about looking for him some time. You are right, I do have something here. It’s not a good thing. It’s just a few boxes of great smoke cream from the Eagle Country hundreds of years ago. I want to let people who visit the major museums in our country receive a patriotic education through Dean Wang. It's starting to cheat. It's on my head, can I still trust him?"

Old Sun sighed: "Actually, don't blame Xiao Wang for this matter. I have already understood before this time. Xiao Wang was also pitted by Li Sanjiang. Li Sanjiang seized his weakness."

"Weakness?" Xiao Peng asked.

Sun Lao said: "Yes, you also know that China is one of the four ancient civilizations in the world, but the top four museums in the world now have no place for China! The Louvre in France, the British Museum in the United Kingdom, and Ayre There is also the Metropolitan Museum of Stars and Stripes. Which of them is not full of Chinese cultural relics? During his lifetime, Xiao Wang wanted to enrich the collections of the Palace Museum. So Li Sanjiang said he wanted to send this to the Palace Museum. Can't help it anymore."

Xiao Peng shrugged: "There are so many good things in the world, you can't say that you want to become your own when you see good things. Okay, anyway, it's useless for me to keep those big smokes. Send someone to me. It's fine."

After hearing this, Lao Sun hesitated to say, "That..."

"Grandpa Sun, you can just say it if you have something. It's not like you who hesitates." Xiao Peng smiled. "Okay, curator Wang, can't I hold him accountable? Let him rest assured and remember from now on. This lesson. Such a big person can't control his greed, this is the original sin!"

"Uh, kid, I don't want to talk about this." Sun Lao said, "The little king is afraid that you will take the national treasures back in anger. He wants me to tell you that he will invite you to dinner and make apocalypse in person. "

"Forget it. Forget it if you pay the guilty face-to-face, I don't want to miss his meal." Xiao Peng waved his hand: "I was angry when I saw him. Besides, my treasures were not for him, but in the Forbidden City In the museum. I'm not so petty about the country's affairs!"

Old Lu smiled: "You kid is actually the smartest. Everything you do is equivalent to buying yourself a whole set of amulets. You are fishing for goldfish, donating national treasures, and doing charity. If you don't do too much illegal things, no one can do anything to you."

Xiao Peng curled his lips: "I didn't break the law, okay? My mother taught me from an early age to'don't eat poisonous food, and don't do it illegal'. I know the truth."

Sun Laobai glanced at him: "You haven't done anything illegal, right?"

Xiao Peng stunned and went back: "The most illegal thing I have ever done is to go to the high seas to salvage other people's submarines."

Old Sun directly changed the subject: "You kid, why don't you go to the kitchen and make two hard dishes? You finally come here and make something delicious. It's been a long time since you have eaten your craft."

Xiao Peng murmured: "This is Lu's hometown, right? How do I feel like you are in your home?"

Mr. Lu also came to assist at this time: "We have been in a relationship for decades, and my family is the old Sun family. That's right."

After hearing this, Lao Sun stood up and nodded: "Boy, go, go to the kitchen, I will learn how to cook with you. I want to send a few people to learn how to cook with you."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "I rarely cook at home myself, but I want to go to you to cook. I am bullied at a young age? Well, because of this, I don't want to come to your house. All day long. bully me."

Lu Ya heard: "Okay, stop complaining, I'll go to the kitchen to beat you."

Xiao Peng looked at Lu Ya with a puzzled look: "Have you been in the kitchen?"

Lu Ya looked at Xiao Peng with a mocking expression: "Of course, I have been studying abroad for so many years, if I could not cook, I would have starved to death!"

Xiao Peng asked, "Then what will you do?"

"Instant noodles! Fried eggs! No more!" Lu Ya replied confidently.

Xiao Peng patted his forehead: "I know..."

"You know what you know. Go to the kitchen. Grandpa knows you are coming. I've prepared the food early. I'll wait for you to cook." Lu Ya betrayed Mr. Lu without hesitation. Mr. Lu listened to the side. Straight dry cough.

After Xiao Peng heard this, his face was helpless: "I think I've come here with the focus circle now. How can this be holding me as a guest? It's obviously a coolie!"

Old Sun couldn't wait: "Don't talk nonsense, kid, hurry up to the kitchen, you've been hungry for a long time."

Xiao Peng helplessly said, "Lu Ya, take me to the kitchen." So the three threw Lao Lu into the room and left the kitchen together, but as soon as the three of them walked out of the room, they heard the roar of Lu Lao behind them. "The surname is Sun! Give me back my pipe pot! It was given to me by my granddaughter!"

After hearing what Lu Lao said, Xiao Peng looked at Lao Sun with horror: "Grandpa Sun, I really didn't expect you to be Grandpa Sun like this..."