Godly Fisherman

"Dad, Mom, if you want to go out to play, go play, anyway, now our family doesn't lack money, where can I go to play?" Xiao Peng said.

Chen Aifen glared at Xiao Peng: "What should I do with the children? Who will take care of them when we go out?"

Xiao Peng said of course: "Just take them to play together! Oh, are you afraid of delaying their studies? Or do you want to join my dad in a two-person world? I have said that hiring a nanny is enough for you in such a big house. Just leave Sister Qian to work alone, isn't she tired?"

Sister Qian listened to the audience and hurriedly said, "Boss, don't say that. I'm really relaxed here. Every day I buy groceries for cooking, and I don’t need to do more work. willing."

You see this generation is chaotic. Lao Qian is bigger than Xiao Jianjun, and his wife is younger than Xiao Peng's parents. Xiao Peng called her sister-in-law Qian. Sister Qian also referred to Xiao Peng's parents as Big Brother Big Sister. This is the standard for going out, no matter how big or small it is.

"Otherwise, I will let the old money come over, how nice it is for you two to be together." Xiao Peng said.

Qian’s wife shook her head desperately: “Boss, don’t do this. You have a great kindness to our family. This is great now. Although the old Qian is a bit stupid, he also has some troubles in breeding. Let him take care of it. Go to the coastal reef of Qianliyan and get the boss some scallops and sea cucumbers. Don’t let him come here. It’s fine for now."

Xiao Peng said, "It's not like that when you and your couple are so divided."

Qian's wife said: "Boss, we are fine now. We are both old and old, and we are not young and young, so we don't need to get together every day. We can see each other in two weeks now, that's great."

Chen Aifen said on the side: "Boss, what kind of boss, just call Xiao Peng, it will make him bullish."

Xiao Peng curled his lips and stopped talking. Chen Aifen watched him not speak and said, "By the way, will you be okay tomorrow?"

Xiao Peng said, "I'm going to visit Sidao Town tomorrow. I haven't come back for a few months, and I don't know how the development is going there. After all, there is such a large sum of money invested there. Hasn't he been the uncle of the hand?"

Chen Aifen said: "It's okay to delay a day, you have to do something tomorrow."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "Then you still ask me what I'm doing, and you can just tell me to do things in the future. Alas, my mother is unreasonable..."

Chen Aifen smiled: "What are you complaining about, this time there is a good thing."

"Good thing? What good thing?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

Chen Aifen smiled and said: "Son, you see you staying at sea all day long. It is secluded from the world. Where can you find someone? You are also 24 years old this year. It's time to find someone. At least let us hold a grandson. Look, your dad and I are still young and can help you take care of your grandson. When we get older and get sick, how can we help you take care of the children?"

"Uh..." Xiao Peng was dumbfounded. How could this forced marriage be forced on him? Xiao Peng looked at his father, but he showed a wry smile, so he didn't even have to ask. Dad couldn't save himself. It was Mom's idea.

"Mom, I'm only twenty-four now.'Men's thirty-one flowers, men's forty flowers', why am I so anxious to marry a wife? I want children? I'm still a child myself." Xiao Peng protested.

"Fart!" Mom did not hesitate to interrupt Xiao Peng's thoughts: "Bullshit a man has thirty-one flowers, and a man's true blooming season is 16 to 18 years old. At that time, you studied well and some people liked you and played ball. Fortunately, some people like you, and some people like you if you are good-looking. If a man is over thirty, who doesn't have money likes you!"

Xiao Peng was speechless after hearing this: "Then I have to have a suitable marriage partner?" Xiao Peng still wanted to resist.

My mother smiled like Hua: "Don’t worry, I’ve already thought about it for you. I signed up for you on the marriage dating website and paid for it. Don’t say, that website is really responsible. , I have arranged several blind dates for you, but you have been out there, so I didn’t see you. I contacted the website directly when you came back today. Let them arrange for you. They are really efficient, and tomorrow you can meet The blind date has met. Gina, show your dad what was "taken" to see the girl's picture. I think it's good."

Gina came back with the PAD and handed it to Xiao Peng: "Dad, what do you think?"

Xiao Peng took the IPAD and looked at Gina: "Frankly confess, my mother doesn't know these high-tech gadgets, who got them?"

Gina grinned and said: "Dad, it's me, I registered the website for my grandma." Wei Ya also raised her hand: "Dad, I took the picture for you!" Xiao Ge also raised her hand: "Dad, I am responsible. I chose a blind date for you." Even the introverted Xiao Yi raised his hand: "Dad, I designed your personal website for you."

Xiao Peng grinned with anger: "Okay, you little bastards, I will buy you computers or something for you to learn, you are good, you can use it to cheat daddy! No! Starting today, your computer phones All are confiscated, and your pocket money is halved! No way! Halved again!"

The four children had a way, and looked at Chen Aifen together: "Grandma..."

"Children don't worry, this matter is not counted by your dad, grandma's say, nothing will be confiscated, the pocket money is less, grandma, I will make up for you!" Chen Aifen said in a grand tone.

Xiao Peng was completely speechless. Oh, this is really incompetent.

The old man gave Xiao Peng a sympathetic look, and the two of them gave a long sigh together.

Alas, everything goes without saying. . . . .

Xiao Peng took the iPad and looked at the photos inside, again speechless. That beauty contact; that dress; that P picture: "Mom, what is your vision? Believe it or not, this girl has removed her makeup, and her mother can't even recognize her? The false eyelashes flicker with the two curtains Like a child, she thought it was a canopy? What she knew was the makeup, but she didn't know that she thought it was a Japanese cartoon character." Xiao Peng vomited.

My mother said, "The staff on the other website told me that this girl is good, a stewardess, she wants to be big and good-looking, why doesn't she match you? You still have so many opinions? It's not because Are you stupid? Didn't the Waguo Niu and Bangzi Niu make a lot of noise a while ago? As a result, nothing has happened now! I want to worry about your mother who caused you."

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "The flight attendant... Isn't that the catering waiter? It's just that the work altitude is a bit high. I go out so much to lie down, so I see a lot of flight attendants. , Do you really think stewardess is good? Thirty days a month, at least 20 days away from home. I can't see what you are doing when you marry home? I can put a photo at home to commemorate her.

Chen Aifen said: "Then let her resign. Our family is not bad for money now. I just saw this Nizi looks good. What's wrong with asking our daughter-in-law to be good-looking?"

"Where is it good? I don't know what virtue is after removing my makeup..." Xiao Peng whispered.

Chen Aifen said: "I just think it looks good. I heard that it's 1.7 meters. It's also tall. What's wrong?"

"You think it looks good if you marry her, why are you looking for me? So tall is good? Say it earlier, believe it or not I will marry Taylor Swift as your daughter-in-law? She's 1.8 meters tall." Xiao Peng said.

"What nonsense is your kid talking about? What am I doing when I marry her?" Chen Aifen glanced, but immediately changed a trace of curiosity: "What kind of Ford are you talking about? What are you doing?"

Xiao Peng replied faintly: "It's not what it is, it's just a singing person. If you are not satisfied with the model, all of them are taller! If this is not satisfactory, I will install one in our house. Telegraph poles, that stuff is higher!"

Before my mother spoke, Gina's eyes had turned into little stars: "Dad, can you really marry Taylor Swift?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "Huh, it's just that your grandmother thinks that your father is not attractive and I still need to go on a blind date? Do you think I am such an unattractive person? You can vote for the little bastards, and see who is you Mom, I will marry you back. It has always been so domineering!"

"Dad, it's amazing!" The children started to get excited, and they had already started to get together to discuss who to call.

As the saying goes, handsome for only three seconds, this is really not a blow out, my mother directly slapped Xiao Peng and said, "It's fun to keep the child blowing?"

"I really didn't blow, your son is amazing now." Xiao Peng protested: "You can't hit me casually. I am now a great shaman of the Shamanism, the chief supervisor of the Eastern Catholic Church, the kind of thousands of believers! "

My mother chuckled and laughed: "You can't just follow your dad's order? Why do you just follow your dad's bragging problems?"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "I'm really not bragging. This is all true!"

Besides, is Dad bragging? no?

Xiao Peng and Dad looked at each other and exchanged glances together. Well, the mother who likes bragging most in Xiao's family is definitely his!

"It's strange if I believe you! Okay, I'll take a shower after dinner and take a bath. It's a hard journey. I have a good night's sleep tonight and go on a blind date tomorrow!" Chen Aifen made the final decision.

Xiao Peng sighed after hearing this, but he secretly said in his heart: "I will go back tomorrow. The big deal is that if I deliberately stir up **** after I go, what else can you do?"

My mother seemed to see Xiao Peng’s thoughts, and continued: "You kid, don’t have any moths tomorrow. Don’t think I don’t know what you think. Tomorrow I will talk to you over there, and I will go with you tomorrow. , I see what other tricks your kid can do!"

Xiao Peng knelt to his mother completely, alas, Jiang was still hot. . . . . .

ps: Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass. Is there anyone who rewards Lao Yang?