Godly Fisherman

"I'm not playing anymore! You guys! I played the Four Winds card, and I didn't have a slap!" Sun Pengcheng looked angry, and threw the mahjong in his hand onto the table. As a result, he tried too hard and splashed with water!

Although the weather is starting to get cold now, Xiao Peng, Yang Meng, Pan Peiyu and Sun Pengcheng are sitting in the hot spring and playing mahjong comfortably.

If outsiders see Xiao Peng and the others, they can only call them prodigal. That pair of mahjong is carved by Xiao Peng out of gloomy wood. In his words: This is the most suitable for playing on the water. . . . . .

Conscience of heaven and earth, this kind of mahjong is really useless except for playing on the water. It feels too light to play and it is not comfortable at all. The gloomy wood is really not a good material for mahjong!

But can't stand Xiao Peng's wealth and willfulness?

As soon as Sun Pengcheng threw the mahjong tiles, he saw three figures surrounded him, all of them grinning.

"Uh, brothers, calm down!" Sun Pengcheng also knew that he was in trouble, and hurriedly stretched out his hands and said, "Ah..."

Bang bang bang. . . . . . Puff puff. . . . . . Ping Ping Ping. . . . . . Pong pong pong. . . . . .

Sun Pengcheng leaned on the edge of the hot spring: "Brother Peng, aren't you seriously injured and died? It's not like it!"

Xiao Peng's face turned black: "You were seriously injured and died! Give me more beating!"

Bang bang bang. . . . . . Puff puff. . . . . . Ping Ping Ping. . . . . . Pong pong pong. . . . . . And the screams of Sun Pengcheng.

Xiao Peng looked at Sun Pengcheng, who was sitting there with a look of despair, and said, "I said, boy, I am a critically ill patient with a very poor mental state. Don't mess with me. I'm not serious about it."

Sun Pengcheng sighed: "Yes, people with big fists have the final say. You said that my grandfather is the same. You have to ask me to be with you. The reason is to let me protect you. Do you need protection like this? It's me who needs protection. !"

Yang Meng smiled and patted Sun Pengcheng's head: "The young man is enlightened!"

Sun Pengcheng said: "My grandfather said, let's do this, you don't do it very authentically. Don't you think that such a big person is bullying people?"

"Huh?" Xiao Peng and the others were taken aback.

"But what." Sun Pengcheng came and panted, "This is a beautiful thing, and it should be so neat when you meet such a person! Naturally, I came here to express my opinion for a few masters!"

Yang Meng looked relieved after hearing this: "The old man has finally begun to talk and do things."

Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "Are you talking about my grandfather? Believe it or not he will discuss the true meaning of life with you when he knows it?"

Yang Meng surrendered: "Well, I said the wrong thing, and you assume that you haven't heard it."

Sun Pengcheng was speechless: "I can't act like I haven't heard anything, unless..." He sold a key here.

"Unless?" Yang Meng asked quickly: "Unless what?"

"Unless you tell me how you guys are? You must be a gangster!" Sun Pengcheng widened his eyes: "I have played mahjong with the elderly in my family since I was a child. This is the first time I have lost so badly!"

Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Come out? We just cooperated a little bit."

Sun Pengcheng thought for a while: "I have been paying attention to you, and I haven't found any of your tactics. I know a lot of tactics and techniques, but I didn't even see how you drove them!' Dragon Head Phoenix The tail'?'Cross the sky and change the day?' They don't look like it!"

What Sun Pengcheng talks about are all the skills of mahjong to play the old thousand. The simplest is the so-called "dragon head and phoenix tail". That is, put your useless discarded cards in the palm of your right hand, take advantage of the opportunity of playing cards forward, push the stacked cards with both hands, put the discarded cards in the right hand into the stacked piles, and then use your left hand to remove the stacked cards On the other side of the pile, take out the same number of new cards; stealing the sky and changing the day is also a similar trick.

Yang Meng smiled and said, "Do you really want to know?"

Sun Pengcheng nodded: "Yes!"

Yang Meng said, "You are responsible for washing the clothes of everyone on the boat on this road!"

"Huh?" Sun Pengcheng's eyes widened. He is responsible for the clothes of this boatman? It's cold people still wear a lot, even if there is a laundry room on the ship, is that the rhythm that will exhaust him?

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Forget it, don't bully Pengcheng, you just need to wash our clothes!"

After hearing this, Sun Pengcheng took a deep breath: "Okay! That's it!"

After hearing this, Xiao Peng smiled slightly and spread his hands out: "In fact, you were wrong from the moment you came up. We didn't use any tricks."

"What?" Sun Pengcheng's expression was obviously not convinced.

Xiao Peng shrugged, took out 14 mahjong tiles from the table and set them up. After looking at it, he took out one and played on the table: "Four!"

Sun Pengcheng was unclear, so Yang Meng took out a fifty thousand yuan from the table and put it on the table: "Fifty thousand!"

"Bump!" Xiao Peng took out two pieces of fifty thousand from his own card, and then picked up another card and placed it on the table: "Six."

Yang Meng found another mahjong card and placed it on the table: "Eight cakes!"

After hearing this, Xiao Peng pushed to two cards: "Eat! How about it, Pengcheng, do you understand?"

Sun Pengcheng's head shook like a rattle: "Brother Peng, I watched you push the cards all the way. You didn't use any tricks, but how does Mengzi know which card you want?"

After hearing what he said, Xiao Peng and others laughed, Yang Meng even more simply, his mouth curled: "Idiot!"

Sun Pengcheng was depressed, Yang Meng said he was an idiot, and he really couldn't bear it.

Xiao Peng explained: "You are not to blame if you are in Pengcheng. In fact, this method is suitable for you because you know how to play mahjong. If you are a novice mahjong player, maybe this method can't be used."

Sun Pengcheng became even more depressed: "What does this mean?"

Xiao Peng picked up a mahjong tile casually, and saw that the mahjong tile disappeared after circling his fingers a few times.

"You also know that playing a laoqian is actually similar to magic. It's just a technique. In the final analysis, it is fast. If you want to catch a laoqian, you just stare at his hand. That's what you did, right? "Xiao Peng asked.

Sun Pengcheng nodded his head: "Yes, it is true. So even if you are really out there, even if I can't see through your technique, I should know the general problem, but I can't see through what you did."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "That's because we didn't use any tactics at all!" After saying that he took a card and put it on the table: "Mengzi, what card do I want?"

"Sixty thousand." Yang Meng replied directly.

Xiao Peng randomly played another card: "What card do I want now?"

"Erbing!" Yang Meng said lightly.

Sun Pengcheng's eyes widened: "Mengzi, how do you know what card Xiao Peng wants? Have you recorded this card?"

Yang Meng shook his head: Seeing you look quite energetic, why are you so two? How do I know what card he wants? Of course he told me! "

Sun Pengcheng scratched his head: "Did you make a code just now? But there is no problem with your expressions, language, etc.!"

Yang Meng heard this and said with an aura: "Why do you have elm bumps?'Heavy cakes are sloppy,' don't understand this? Na!" Yang Meng slapped a card on the table: "Look, I Pat the card on the table, "heavy pie", isn’t it? I just want pie! When I play the card, I put it on the table lightly, it means I want a piece, I slide the card directly into the card, that’s not Do you want 4D? It’s so stupid that I don’t understand such a simple thing and ask me to teach you!"

"It's that simple?" Sun Pengcheng was a little dumbfounded.

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Many things in the world are actually very simple, but people themselves think they are complicated. Of course, I can'heavy the cake and slip away from the bargain," or I can'heavy the cake and slip away from the bargain." , You can also'respect the pie and slip the bar.' This is all casual. How to do it depends on how the three of us make an appointment in advance. Then we can have a happy three slaughter."

Sun Pengcheng said bitterly: "Brother Peng, you are happy, but I am not happy! Your happiness is based on my pain!"

Xiao Peng laughed loudly: "That means we have achieved our goal. Hahahaha."

Sun Pengcheng: "...Why don't I want to go to the South Pole? You won't bully me all the way?"

Yang Meng answered Sun Pengcheng's question without hesitation: "Definitely!"

Sun Pengcheng said quickly: "No, I want to tell my grandfather, I won't go to Antarctica this time!"

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "It's really hard to catch a laundry on the way. If you can't go, you won't go? Mengzi, what should I do about this?"

Yang Meng grinned, "I'm going to find the rope!"

Sun Pengcheng hurriedly waved his hand: "Several masters, I was wrong! I'm going, I'm definitely going! Brother Peng, I didn't expect you to be so reluctant to bear me, just rush to this point, I'm definitely with you.

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "You think too much, we are not reluctant to bear you, we just finally caught one to help us wash the clothes, this can not be missed!"

Sun Pengcheng: "... Brother Peng, when shall we leave?"

Xiao Peng said: "Tomorrow!"

"So urgent?" Sun Pengcheng was taken aback.

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, I'm a fool."

"Who dares to pit you?" Sun Pengcheng was even more surprised.

"My cheap son-in-law! I went to my mother to tell me why I'm not getting married. He and Gina are not married. You know, Gina and the others were taken care of by my mother since they arrived in China. It is no exaggeration to say that my mother is now It’s better to treat them than to me! It’s okay when I hear this? Let me hurry up and bring Emilia back, so that Gina can’t be wronged! My ears are making my mother nagging these days The cocoon is here."

Sun Pengcheng couldn't laugh after hearing this: "Hahahahaha, Brother Peng, I didn't expect you to have such a time! I thought I was the only one who was so sad."

"Is it funny?" Xiao Peng asked, looking at Sun Pengcheng who couldn't close his mouth.

Sun Pengcheng nodded: "Yes."

"Keep beating me!"