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"Beep!"

A car passed by on the road, Lu Ze once again adjusted to the strong light and opened his eyes, white-collar workers were passing by on the phone, and there were still a group of children with balloons running around the street, just like last time .

Lu Ze suddenly felt a little sore in his waist, and his shoulders seemed to be pressed by something, which made him hunched a little.

Lu Ze trembled and stretched out his hands. Sure enough, his skin was as old as a sandy skin. The blue blood vessels in the skin were obvious. The answer was obvious. He has become an old Lutou!

"Watt... Fark?"

Lu Ze only now understands what is called the simulation stage. He seems to have heard that before, if he wants to learn a foreign language quickly, he has to live abroad.

Then what is your name? If you want to imitate the old man's living habits and thinking, do you have to become an old man? What the hell is this?!

"What should I do next?"

Lu Ze thought about it, oh yes! Going to the park to play chess, right? Since the time can be arranged by himself, Lu Ze doesn't bother to think about what he should do, and just live according to the old Lutou's timetable.

However, the feeling of weakness brought about by the aging body really shocked Lu Ze. Maybe the process of getting old is a process you are used to. It is only when you think about it when you are young that you realize that, ah~ So I am not as fit as before. so much.

But now? Lu Ze went straight to the ground after crossing his middle age. The discomfort all over his body was like ants crawling on his body, sore and tired.

After finally walking to the park, a group of old men were playing chess around, and Lu Ze stood by to watch.

This group of old men played chess and changed players as if they were about to fight. They were all vying to sit down and play two games. Old Lu Tou is also considered an elite soldier, and he can directly kill three in and three out of a group of old men. , I can play almost immediately in the park.

But Lu Ze was too embarrassed to do this, so he stretched his neck behind his hands and watched from the outside. He still had the precept of being a real gentleman while watching chess and not talking. Compared with other noisy old men, he was much quieter.

After watching the other chess players finish playing a game, Lu Ze took out his smartphone to check the time. Only fifteen minutes had passed, and he cursed inwardly, feeling that the time passed really slowly.

After standing for more than forty minutes, Lu Ze felt his legs hurt a little, as if he was going to be unable to stand up anymore. He turned his head and glanced at the old men who were still playing chess. He could only give up the idea of ​​playing chess and walked around the park. two laps.

As he walked, he saw a basketball court with a few benches for rest. Lu Ze went over and sat down, watching a group of young people sweating playing basketball, and said in his heart: "It's nice to be young... ...."

A young man likes to pretend to be aggressive. He shoots a three-pointer, and then the ball rolls to Lu Ze's side.

"Master! Can you throw the ball over here? Thanks!"

"Who is the bastard calling you uncle!"

Lu Ze muttered something, but he didn't refuse. He was about to bend down to pick up the basketball and throw it over to the boys, but the moment he touched the ball.

"Snapped!"

His back seemed to be whipped hard by a whip dipped in chili water. The pain was so painful that it made one's scalp tingle, and Lu Ze who was in pain almost shouted: "I'm going! I'm going!"

"Warning, the host is imitating the daily life and way of thinking of the elderly. Ten points will be deducted for this behavior. Please pay attention to the host!"

"Fuck you, you still dare to beat me? Do you know that it is illegal to abuse the elderly? Give me a whip, it's for me, blood must be coming out, you're the one who hit me hard, you!"

The system didn't speak anymore, but Lu Ze was also discouraged. The burning feeling on his back dissipated quickly. There should be no wounds left. Seeing a group of young people looking at him and wanting to pass the ball to them, Lu Ze looked at it. Glancing at the group of young people, he looked at the ball again, lifted his old foot, kicked the basketball lightly, and then the basketball slowly rolled towards the young people.

"Don't watch it! Come on!"

Lu Ze was a little choked up with the system, and was about to leave the park, but the moment he stood up, his waist clicked, and Lu Ze immediately supported his old waist, and gave him a light hammer.

"Is he still letting people live? Oops~ This backache... tsk tsk tsk, oops."

After taking two steps slowly, after getting used to the discomfort in his waist, Lu Ze came to the vegetable market according to his memory, touched his pocket, and found that he still had around 200 yuan, which was enough for a good meal. Anyway, he only experienced 12 Hours are not spent in vain.

First went to the butcher shop, Lu Ze looked carefully at it, then pointed to a piece of beef brisket and asked the boss, "How much is a catty of beef brisket?"

"Hey, Uncle Lu, the beef brisket is 42 pounds. I just got it today. This beef brisket is so good that I can't bear to sell it. Look at the texture."

"Everything that comes out of your mouth is new, and I'm new too, so give me two catties!"

The boss seemed to be seeing the old Lu for the first time, and said with a smile: "Why is it so bright today, Uncle Lu? Are there guests at home? Are you going to order something delicious?"

"It's just me, why don't you eat something good? Give me another catty of pork belly."

"There's nothing wrong with that. You see, eighty is okay? Pork belly is fifteen, a total of ninety-five."

After taking out one hundred and getting back five yuan, Lu Ze went to the vegetable stall with three catties of meat. It was the stall owner who was tortured by the old Lutou. He bought a yam and returned with satisfaction. home.

When he was going up the stairs, Lu Ze really didn't think that the old Lu's sweat was just pretending. He was really tired. With his old arms and legs, he really couldn't go up to the fourth floor without taking the new high calcium tablets.

When I got home, I took off my coat and came to the kitchen wearing a blue hurdling vest. First, I washed the meat, cut the beef into large pieces, added scallions, and threw it into the pressure cooker. Then I cut the pork belly into pieces and added cooking wine. Add light soy sauce and blanch.

Take out the pork belly, heat the oil in a hot pan, boil the sugar, add star anise, minced ginger, scallion, thirteen spices, light soy sauce, salty salt and stir-fry quickly over low heat, add dark soy sauce for color, then add water and cook slowly.

In about an hour, a pot of stewed beef brisket with yam was prepared, with some goji berries in it, and a bowl of red braised pork on the other side.

After taking a sip of beef brisket soup, Lu Ze sighed contentedly, these days...beef brisket!

He filled a bowl of rice, and then threw the braised pork into his mouth. It was very fragrant and delicious at first, but gradually, he found that he couldn't chew it, and the meat couldn't be chewed at all.

Fortunately, old Lu has lost all his teeth, and now he is wearing dentures, otherwise the tragedy of eating a piece of meat and eating his own teeth may happen.

But even so, the more Lu Ze chewed, the more he felt that his teeth were not working well, his gums were already sore, and his entire cheek was sore.

The feeling of wanting to eat but not being able to eat is the most uncomfortable feeling. Lu Ze stared at the two dishes, and finally chose to give up. He took the two dishes into the kitchen, and then ate a bowl of rice with some pickles.

Lu Ze actually didn't want to call that so-called daughter. After all, a daughter who suddenly appeared older than his actual age was afraid of leaving some psychological shadow, but thinking about the two prepared dishes, he couldn't eat them. It would be a pity not to let someone come over to eat, so he still decided to call his daughter.

"Hello? Xiaoqin? What are you doing? Is there anything tonight?"

Lu Ze still heard that the old Lutou called his daughter's name Xiaoqin last time, but he called it quite fluently.

"Ah? Dad, I'm busy now. What's the matter? What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, I just want to ask if you have time? I made yam stewed beef brisket and braised pork, or you can eat it at home."

"Dad, you said that you can't eat these things, why are you making them? I'm too busy today, I really can't go, if you really can't eat it, you can go down, I'll hang up first."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Ze was stunned for a while, thinking about the scene when he was on the phone with his parents, it seemed that his attitude towards him was no better than that of Xiaoqin, and he felt a little guilty in his heart.

After lunch, time passed very slowly. Lu Ze felt very bored. He turned on the TV and watched the movie channel for a while, but the movies shown on the TV are also unsightly.

In the end, he could only turn off the TV, picked up the old version of Three Kingdoms on the desk and read it silently, so that time passed quickly.

But this time, the waist suffered from the old problem again, and it was sore and sore after sitting for too long.

He went back to the bed with the book and read it on his stomach. He read it until after nine o'clock in the evening. He was a little sleepy. Lu Ze took off his reading glasses, rubbed his eyes, washed his feet, and went to bed.

The scene darkened again...

"The first stage of the simulation is completed, the score is forty-five, if you fail, you will be punished."

"Crack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack!"

"Hey! Your mother sells batches! Don't hit me! I'm convinced! I'm wrong, can't I!"

After a total of ten lashes, Lu Ze was almost incontinent. He lay on the ground and rolled his eyes in pain, feeling like he was about to die.

"Start the second stage of simulation training, the second stage is one month, please prepare the host, 3...2...1..."

"I said your mother is still here?!!!"

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